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Last Notes

2026-09-09 22:00:19 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Catnip Madness Shirt. I tried to wean my cats off of catnip once. They immediately switched over to crystal meth. Moral of the story: Never tell a cat what to do.
https://collabs.shop/hvmytv
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2026-09-09 19:16:51 UTC

I'm not sure if I follow.
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2026-09-09 18:03:06 UTC

I want to go there.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/242/167/773/259/124/original/0065a18ad4bf2e36.jpg

2026-09-09 16:53:30 UTC

*Person shows me their "Eat The Rich" tattoo*
Me: Awesome.
*They also show me their "Devour The Poor" tattoo*
Me: Oh shit they're just a cannibal.

2026-09-09 16:11:42 UTC

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Gnome unions will likely torch the warehouse over most things. Ban drinking on the job? Torched. Dare to question a sick day? Torched. Accidentally make eye contact with one of the gnomes? You know that warehouse is getting torched.

2026-09-09 15:39:11 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Riot Gnome Pin. Jeff Bezos originally wanted to employ gnomes at Amazon warehouses, but he didn't realize how strong their unions are. If you tell a gnome he can't take a bathroom break your warehouse is getting torched.
https://collabs.shop/bitnjj
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2026-09-09 14:32:26 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/241/376/745/510/782/original/42a56ad97cb43989.jpg

2026-09-09 13:30:06 UTC

Lmao indeed friends, lmao indeed.
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2026-09-09 04:01:49 UTC

History is so interesting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/238/287/402/097/761/original/9e9dbbc4f7e9ca1b.jpg

2026-09-08 22:43:03 UTC

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Sorry you can't afford that medicine you need so you don't die, but if it makes you feel better we have recently purchased 10,000 more bombs to drop on random people you don't know.

2026-09-08 22:08:14 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this War Rug Blanket. Weapons of war are great at destroying things, such as any chance of us ever having affordable healthcare.
https://collabs.shop/vkasan
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2026-09-08 20:39:07 UTC

We made a comic about fun facts.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/237/314/433/762/564/original/88f1668df7f49def.jpg

2026-09-08 19:31:22 UTC

I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats six hot dogs every minute.

2026-09-08 18:02:26 UTC

Wow, that's really tall.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/236/568/638/385/320/original/7f76450195c455f5.jpg

2026-09-08 16:14:53 UTC

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Tomorrow might be worse, but at least it's not as bad as the next day will be. I am nothing if not an optimist.

2026-09-08 15:41:56 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Hang In There, It Gets Worse" Pin. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/wummtv
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2026-09-08 14:35:00 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/235/679/950/656/495/original/cbd901f550adbdb4.jpg

2026-09-08 13:32:44 UTC

*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck

2026-09-08 04:42:51 UTC

Smart, but evil.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/232/350/187/571/401/original/4e51dd99513d3c9e.jpg

2026-09-07 23:25:37 UTC

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Did you know that the Philadelphia Zoo used to have a penguin that played the trombone? He was not good at it. He was a no-talent hack.

2026-09-07 22:44:43 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Music Penguin Shirt. March of the Penguins was originally supposed to be a musical, with Hugh Jackman playing the lead penguin. Changes were made after focus groups described the movie as "deeply confusing".
https://collabs.shop/8zt0gl
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2026-09-07 19:32:18 UTC

That's so interesting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/231/159/682/869/336/original/d331cde93bab5f89.jpg

2026-09-07 17:40:09 UTC

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Death is heading toward Trump, but to everyone's dismay he is riding upon a snail.

2026-09-07 17:06:59 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Slow Death Pin. Death comes for all of us eventually. But he takes his time getting to some people, riding on this silly antiquated bike.
https://collabs.shop/bjvlhy
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2026-09-07 15:00:56 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/230/118/425/557/395/original/5c997a2d568e7e73.jpg

2026-09-07 13:57:11 UTC

Ozempic works! And it doesn't have any side effects. Hear it yourself from these Ozempic users I interviewed:
"I've lost 60 pounds! I don't eat snacks anymore, other than the occasional scoop of gravel."
-Ashley
"I no longer crave fried food. Literally nothing but gravel sounds appetizing."
-Matt

2026-09-07 04:24:33 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/227/851/465/020/356/original/1f50bcff91bfc129.jpg

2026-09-06 22:15:31 UTC

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He has no idea how to get the flowers off his back with those derpy little arms and legs of his.

2026-09-06 21:40:31 UTC

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Tiger Blossom Sticker. Look at him. He is a bit derpy. He picked those flowers himself. He is so proud of himself. Okay, you can go back to your depressing shit now.
https://collabs.shop/obhwxp
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2026-09-06 18:57:54 UTC

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can bully and harass all of you.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-09-06 17:42:26 UTC

I wish I could unlearn this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/225/090/044/736/727/original/142af86738597724.jpg

2026-09-06 16:39:49 UTC

I was recently mistaken for a bot again, so here's a picture of my fiancée and me at the beach. Notice my human skin, something that most bots thankfully lack.
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2026-09-06 15:56:48 UTC

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I am not interested in old souls, where are my ancient souls at? I want friends who are extinct marine arthropods at heart.

2026-09-06 15:26:21 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Born in the Wrong Generation" Pin. Ah, to be born 500 million years ago. Filter feeding with my trilobite friends. Feeling the sun on my exoskeleton. Doing all the other things trilobites did. That's the life.
https://collabs.shop/1cauo6
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2026-09-06 14:23:34 UTC

Same.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/224/312/747/031/972/original/4d78814d66750f66.jpg

2026-09-06 04:14:41 UTC

I wonder why.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/222/150/233/738/476/original/7bcc478b1f9c3f25.jpg

2026-09-05 23:54:05 UTC

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Sorry, I don't want to reference the Founding Fathers when it comes to data centers. I just don't think Jefferson had the expertise to weigh in on this topic.

2026-09-05 23:31:15 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Don't Care What The Founding Fathers Wanted" Patch. Are you telling me we don't have to take the word of these centuries old, probably very racist dudes' word as objective truth? What are we supposed to do then? Have morals? Ridiculous.
https://collabs.shop/hre8ol
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2026-09-05 22:07:41 UTC

Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/220/198/402/618/910/original/42aadc678b630ecc.jpg

2026-09-05 18:39:23 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/219/528/418/955/629/original/b86f1cd88ed971bb.jpg

2026-09-05 16:09:03 UTC

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Oh, you're going to try to tell women they can't vote? The same women who routinely write songs about shooting their husbands? Good luck with that.

2026-09-05 15:37:52 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girls Just Want To Have Fun Pin. I think the dudes who are trying to strip women of their right to vote must have forgotten that women also have the right to bear arms.
https://collabs.shop/mfebxd
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2026-09-05 14:34:23 UTC

Nature is crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/218/679/821/232/201/original/7c8357e934b7cdbc.jpg

2026-09-05 04:07:30 UTC

That makes sense.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/215/975/282/974/500/original/20084a289d08d410.jpg

2026-09-04 23:07:26 UTC

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Please never look a goose in the eyes, they will immediately sense your fear and decide to claim you as their next victim.

2026-09-04 22:03:01 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "No Gods, No Masters, Only Honks" Shirt. In Dante's Inferno, Satan is described as a wretched long-necked beast, with feathery wings white as snow and a monstrous honk of a roar that could shake the heavens. Sound familiar?
https://collabs.shop/ibdhup
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2026-09-04 19:57:32 UTC

This might be the dumbest comic we've made.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/214/533/468/530/106/original/b4b3e5a7bc3e389c.jpg

2026-09-04 18:25:35 UTC

I love orangutans.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/213/927/887/665/117/original/1f721a28c20a7748.jpg

2026-09-04 16:48:05 UTC

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Oh, Pluto's not a real planet? Shut up, you're not a real person.

2026-09-04 16:11:11 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pluto Appreciation Society Pin. Pluto is a planet and anyone who says otherwise is a bootlicking shill for Big Astronomy.
https://collabs.shop/oonzgo
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2026-09-04 15:03:42 UTC

This is my biggest fear.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/213/136/385/812/049/original/a554a3ae65b3985b.jpg

2026-09-04 11:48:41 UTC

Fun!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/210/273/591/857/890/original/015e92bcaec2be71.jpg

2026-09-03 22:44:21 UTC

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Update: I have entered the Elevator of Souls. It appears to be going down. Uh oh.

2026-09-03 21:45:43 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stairway of Souls Blanket. Based on this, the first thing I will do once I reach the afterlife is ask which way to the Elevator of Souls.
https://collabs.shop/q6auuo
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2026-09-03 19:01:19 UTC

I'm not sure if I agree with Robert on this one.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/208/366/259/898/467/original/643fc8e0e4952a39.jpg

2026-09-03 17:42:16 UTC

That's fair.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/208/121/220/207/478/original/1a8ad89b344f40a0.jpg

2026-09-03 15:49:18 UTC

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Disclaimer: This interview may or may not have actually happened. Sorry, I can't get sued by Elton John. Not again.

2026-09-03 15:10:37 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Tiny Dancer Pin. In a 1992 interview, Elton John was asked who the song Tiny Dancer was about. Elton asked for a pen and paper. For the next 20 minutes he silently drew this frog. "Her." Elton said with tears in his eyes. "It's always been her."
https://collabs.shop/d7h0xe
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2026-09-03 14:09:06 UTC

That explains a lot.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/207/282/745/622/898/original/85840c07d5263961.jpg

2026-09-03 11:51:09 UTC

How did I become a wealthy hedge fund manager when I was only 19, you ask?
-I worked hard.
-I didn't cut corners.
-I murdered a wealthy hedge fund manager and stole his identity.
There are no shortcuts in life.

2026-09-03 04:57:43 UTC

That's confusing.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/204/513/983/897/514/original/32ed929a9ceddc18.jpg

2026-09-02 22:17:09 UTC

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If anyone claims to be mad at the government but their stomach does not hurt then you can and should assume they are an undercover fed.

2026-09-02 21:41:16 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "My Stomach Hurts And I'm Mad At The Government" Patch. Same pal, same.
https://collabs.shop/75ov19
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2026-09-02 20:37:26 UTC

We made a comic about a jaguar.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/203/279/517/625/486/original/b33eb97001873f0f.jpg

2026-09-02 19:35:23 UTC

Writing a self-help book for gluten intolerant people titled Let's Not Get That Bread.

2026-09-02 18:24:38 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/202/690/728/144/036/original/e2dd62af9a843f7a.jpg

2026-09-02 17:20:23 UTC

It has come to our attention that our data centers create a lot of noise, which has become a concern for surrounding neighbors. We take this feedback seriously, which is why we are lobbying for anyone living within 3,000 feet of a data center to undergo a mandatory deafness-inducing procedure.

2026-09-02 16:47:47 UTC

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I know that they look like they are good friends but I guarantee you that T-Rex will be another one of the cat's victims before the day ends.

2026-09-02 16:17:28 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this T-Rex Cat Pin. Look at that bloodthirsty beast, ready to violently eviscerate any poor creature it comes across with its razor-sharp claws and teeth. Oh and there's also a T-Rex.
https://collabs.shop/j6ihys
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2026-09-02 15:08:58 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/201/833/210/641/076/original/f682988bb8165411.jpg

2026-09-02 12:56:02 UTC

The waves are harmless, it's the manatees that'll get ya.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/198/078/860/403/768/original/ef14f9e754453444.jpg

2026-09-01 21:36:04 UTC

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You can easily identify the alpha male in a pack of wolves because the alpha male is a unicorn.

2026-09-01 21:04:20 UTC

Are you sick of all the soy boy beta cuck snowflakes out there? Hell yeah brother, me too. Prove you're a real man with tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Alpha Male Shirt.
https://collabs.shop/umfgam
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2026-09-01 17:03:33 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/196/732/212/529/561/original/98cf5853b5d97bda.jpg

2026-09-01 16:00:54 UTC

Elon is the worst.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/196/524/617/475/607/original/57abba3b54004fb0.jpg

2026-09-01 15:25:43 UTC

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Proper etiquette dictates that if you ever run into three raccoons in a trenchcoat, you should pretend they are just a regular guy. Obviously you know it is 3 raccoons stacked on top of each other. It is a terrible disguise. But they are trying their best, so please just play along.

2026-09-01 14:54:56 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this 3 Raccoons in a Trenchcoat Pin. These little rascals are trying to sneak into a movie theater. Not to see a free movie, but to eat all the garbage people selfishly throw onto the floor in the theater.
https://collabs.shop/sum8an
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2026-09-01 13:53:01 UTC

Wow, that's really fast.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/195/912/391/179/998/original/f456b26f21ffa5ba.jpg

2026-09-01 04:00:28 UTC

I need to try this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/193/136/800/762/695/original/9a7659fd620ea00b.jpg

2026-08-31 21:46:15 UTC

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Note: The original post is only directed at worms. If you are a worm then the wormhole will not affect you, obviously.

2026-08-31 21:13:38 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Wormhole Risograph Blanket. Don't cover yourself with the wrong side or you'll be sucked into the wormhole and instantly transported to another dimension. Or it will just crush every atom in your body. Wormholes are confusing.
https://collabs.shop/u48pka
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2026-08-31 17:40:05 UTC

I prefer their version.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/191/108/478/166/108/original/586673dcf6a2884e.jpg

2026-08-31 16:39:14 UTC

We made a comic about a harvest festival.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/191/093/306/581/640/original/d9cd8c809c30089e.jpg

2026-08-31 16:09:59 UTC

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Cops: Vandalism of corporate mass surveillance tools is no laughing matter.
Everyone: *Aggressively shading in the middle finger to make it stand out more*

2026-08-31 15:38:23 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sketch Pin. If you ever see someone messing with a Flock camera and police ask you to describe the suspect, this is what they looked like.
https://collabs.shop/dmydq8
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2026-08-31 14:35:50 UTC

That's helpful to know.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/190/386/243/265/717/original/38a4b228484f0379.jpg

2026-08-31 04:05:34 UTC

Obviously.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/187/686/854/321/703/original/84ef6628578ba80f.jpg

2026-08-31 00:14:24 UTC

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Like they always say, "when life gives you lemons, go home to rot in bed."

2026-08-30 23:42:58 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I'm Going Home to Rot in Bed" Bumper Magnet. "Baby on Board" doesn't do much for me. But I will drive extra cautiously to ensure a driver will get home safely so they can decompose in peace.
https://collabs.shop/vwju0e
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2026-08-30 20:19:16 UTC

Ben Shapiro is exhausting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/185/691/358/041/273/original/fb3f60c517a1b6d0.jpg

2026-08-30 18:50:35 UTC

Really starting to regret naming my son Cyclospora.

2026-08-30 17:07:32 UTC

I love cats.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/185/465/476/448/082/original/f92a843bb9f83f6f.jpg

2026-08-30 16:36:35 UTC

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Update: Howdy Goose has burned Nashville to the ground.

2026-08-30 15:48:59 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Goose Pin. Howdy Goose was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Goose is seething with rage.
https://collabs.shop/avakzv
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2026-08-30 14:40:40 UTC

It's a cultural thing.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/184/714/747/085/854/original/f8e10bf0e22097dc.jpg

2026-08-30 13:32:21 UTC

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to educate my adoring fans.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-08-30 04:03:01 UTC

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/181/455/879/714/962/original/191130f0bd552c47.jpg

2026-08-29 22:31:24 UTC

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If you're ever feeling insignificant, just remember that Sequoia Trees are way bigger than you and everyone likes them way more than they like you.

2026-08-29 21:56:09 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Sequoia Forest Blanket. Even the mightiest and most impressive Sequoia Tree started out as a humble seed. Unfortunately you were never a seed though, which explains why you remain small and weak.
https://collabs.shop/79mk5v
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2026-08-29 19:28:58 UTC

We made a comic about the first telephone.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/180/447/705/664/577/original/1228a0b5459a716c.jpg