Low Quality Facts

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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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2026-07-21 19:58:44 CEST

Wow, that's really small.
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2026-07-17 06:20:14 CEST

Very impressive.
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2026-07-12 06:01:56 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Keychain. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/vagaqr
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2026-07-04 18:58:14 CEST

I wonder what happens at level eight.
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2026-07-04 06:36:42 CEST

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The illuminati may have been led by lizard people who wanted to harvest our organs, but at least they weren't stealing all out water to build more data centers.

2026-07-04 06:05:02 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pyramid Eye Blanket. I am sick of the shitty Epstein island elite class, please arrest them and bring back the weird cryptic reptilian people illuminati.
https://collabs.shop/mmhwsu
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2026-07-04 00:54:04 CEST

He was a true innovator.
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2026-07-03 23:25:48 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pirate Cutting Board. All things considered, he's lucky he's only missing a leg.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1GZXN23?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T_1783106642700
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2026-07-03 22:23:26 CEST

I'm with Tesla on this one.
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2026-07-03 15:45:51 CEST

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
https://collabs.shop/rjefvi
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2026-07-02 06:03:18 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Scratching Post. Your cats will scratch this tree instead of your couch! Just kidding, your cats will scratch whatever the hell they feel like and there's nothing you can do about it. I think they'll still enjoy this though.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FZJJTNCL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S_1782956473372
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2026-07-01 06:09:06 CEST

Tonight's late night Low Quality Ad is for this Umbrella Phone Clip. Fellas, take notes. Women aren't attracted to muscles or nice cars or money. They don't even care about your personality. Women are only attracted to guys with tiny umbrellas on their phones.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H5WGHDPH?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6_1782873154288
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2026-06-27 16:15:53 CEST

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for the Nebula 4K Projector. The economy has been rough lately. Money being tight is stressful, which is exactly why I am rewarding myself with a $2,500 projector.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DYV2CGTK?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2GHZNDNAZWLZ4&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2GHZNDNAZWLZ4_1782569580602
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2026-06-26 16:37:37 CEST

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 FE, on sale for 37% off.
They are noise canceling earbuds. Dang, I can't believe noise got canceled before Jared Leto.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGYDF3DD?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.P0263ORXNTQT&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.P0263ORXNTQT_1782481083920
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2026-06-24 06:07:56 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Brita Pitcher, on sale for 24% off. Use it to filter out the horse tranquilizer that RFK Jr. is almost definitely dumping into our water supply.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09W4PJMGZ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL_1782270605272
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2026-06-23 06:13:11 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Fresh Step Advanced Odor Shield Cat Litter. I order these for my best friend all the time. He doesn't have a cat, but the boxes are heavy and he really hates his local Amazon driver.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089PM6FRC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N_1782186071263
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2026-06-22 21:05:44 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Tribit Bluetooth Shower Speaker. True audiophiles know the shower is the optimal place to listen to music. Sound reflects off the water droplets to create a more atmospheric effect, and the vocals are purified by the hot steam.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJR6RTS?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8_1782151881471
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2026-06-21 06:08:19 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Nuwave Combi Steam Oven. I bake some steam in this oven every single day. It's a great low calorie snack.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSQ8PWPJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN_1781998440829
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2026-06-20 08:25:55 CEST

Legally speaking, I am not supposed to tell you that you can use tonight's Low Quality Ad, this garment steamer, to steam your enemies into oblivion. I am not supposed to tell you how much they will fear your steamy wrath.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJ2XVNX6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH_1781936691957
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2026-06-16 22:13:10 CEST

Words cannot express how much I love this chonky little gnome.
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2026-06-13 22:19:17 CEST

I don't think it works like that.
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2026-06-06 00:09:07 CEST

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I love how people instantly started debating if this shirt was designed by a gay or straight person.

2026-06-05 23:28:47 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.
Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?
https://collabs.shop/oocdhv
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2026-06-05 19:56:04 CEST

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can create entertaining content for my tens of thousands of 100% human non-bot followers.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-06-02 00:17:19 CEST

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Please stop pointing out all the times in the past that I have promoted criminal activity.

2026-06-01 23:34:36 CEST

Happy Pride Month! Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these "Be Gay Do Crime" Stickers. I'm usually not one to promote criminal activity, but hey, who am I to tell the gays how to celebrate?
https://collabs.shop/4qxqqa
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2026-05-31 23:34:04 CEST

Well deserved.
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2026-05-27 17:46:00 CEST

Today's Low Quality Facts are sponsored by the official drink of the United States government, Dumb Bitch Juice. Get your own DBJ pin today!
https://collabs.shop/cxb3vi
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2026-05-26 16:49:01 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sisyphus Blanket. That poor guy looks like he's struggling to push that boulder. On the bright side, he'll be so relieved once he makes it to the top. Wouldn't want to have to do that again.
https://collabs.shop/sfbhhq
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2026-05-26 15:47:15 CEST

Classic PETA.
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2026-05-20 18:29:29 CEST

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In honor of Icarus, I am officially boycotting the sun. Please join me. We don't need it.

2026-05-20 17:49:28 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Icarus Blanket. Oh, you're going to criticize Icarus for flying too close to the sun? Because of what he was wearing? I will not tolerate this blatant victim blaming.
https://collabs.shop/pfnjcb
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2026-05-20 14:27:43 CEST

I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money.

2026-05-18 17:39:04 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Toaster Bath T-shirt. Finally, a shirt that promotes good hygiene. What's not to love?
https://collabs.shop/zsf0l5
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2026-05-17 17:03:48 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Peanut Butter & Jellyfish Sandwich Pin. Just like the ones Mom used to make (my mother is absolutely demented).
https://collabs.shop/emothd
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2026-05-14 17:25:50 CEST

Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the possum industry. But that's not true. That's insane. I don't think possums even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Hat.
https://collabs.shop/zoxcty
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2026-05-12 17:38:38 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich Bracelet. This is unironically the best friendship bracelet I've ever seen. If you are wearing this I will want to be friends with you. I just hope it means we have similar values and not that you're a cannibal.
https://collabs.shop/owidnw
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2026-05-11 23:18:28 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Candle Sticker. Burnt out on Monday, a pile of wax by Wednesday, burned down the house by Friday. Very relatable.
https://collabs.shop/jqknly
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2026-05-11 21:05:31 CEST

I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five cheeseburgers every minute.

2026-05-10 06:05:34 CEST

Very interesting.
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2026-05-10 01:08:02 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Crow Plush. He looks so angry. Probably because someone is playing jazz. Crows fucking hate jazz.
https://collabs.shop/mkzlwm
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2026-05-09 21:05:23 CEST

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can keep making the content that my adoring fans can't get enough of. I cherish their unconditional love, and I must reciprocate with more facts.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-05-09 06:08:14 CEST

Smart.
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2026-05-07 17:42:25 CEST

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

2026-05-03 00:08:58 CEST

I love llamas.
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2026-04-30 06:05:33 CEST

Smart.
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2026-04-29 20:48:06 CEST

RIP Jane.
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2026-04-29 15:39:04 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Unhinged Gator Pin. You might also recognize him as Florida's most sane resident.
https://collabs.shop/5aiia3
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2026-04-28 18:21:36 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Kitty Carrier Pin.
Me at the vet: Don't worry, he's friendly. He loves people.
The second the vet opens my cat's carrier crate: *Unspeakable cosmic horror consumed by unbridled rage emerges*
https://collabs.shop/gjglbv
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2026-04-27 00:16:51 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Pendant Crochet Kit. Did you know? Jellyfish are called jellyfish because they're the only fish that eat jelly.
https://collabs.shop/aacf4l
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2026-04-25 22:47:00 CEST

Angels do not have wings or a halo in the Old Testament, but are described as “chubby little hamsters that ominously hover in place”.

2026-04-23 16:33:43 CEST

I've grown quite fond of the sluggy flavor.
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2026-04-22 16:34:02 CEST

Back in the day, you could go to any carnival and win a fully grown shark in a plastic bag. But you can't do that anymore, because of woke. So the best I can offer you is today's Low Quality Ad, this Pet Shark Pin.
https://collabs.shop/qlm24e
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2026-04-19 04:44:39 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Blood and Bone Perfume.
Guy: I think I finally understand women.
*sees woman use perfume called Blood and Bone*
Guy: Alright, back to the drawing board.
https://collabs.shop/nnzng3
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2026-04-17 17:02:43 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dino Knight Pin. Sorry for posting something so historically inaccurate. Knights were actually barefoot when they rode their trusty T-Rex steeds, because the dinosaurs hated the feeling of metal boots clanking against their sides.
https://collabs.shop/hqovb5
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2026-04-17 06:14:44 CEST

I love otters.
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2026-04-16 17:29:51 CEST

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"Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

2026-04-16 16:56:14 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
https://collabs.shop/flx5rx
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2026-04-15 17:32:14 CEST

I was mistaken for a bot again, so here's a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/409/407/171/418/710/original/596b277cc753c470.jpg

2026-04-15 00:21:44 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Bamboo and Boar Hair Toothbrushes. If you're anything like me, then I'm sure whenever you've seen a wild boar you immediately thought "I would love to feel that ferocious creature's coarse hair between my teeth."
https://collabs.shop/bus7ni
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2026-04-14 17:48:43 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Say Perhaps To Drugs T-shirt. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
https://collabs.shop/q2rvzg
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2026-04-13 22:28:01 CEST

There are billions of them.
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2026-04-13 20:59:56 CEST

This might be the dumbest comic we've made.
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2026-04-13 18:40:30 CEST

That makes sense.
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2026-04-13 17:09:09 CEST

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Yes, you can also repost if you are currently serving on the Crustacean Committee.

2026-04-13 16:36:54 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Detritus Pin. Please boost if you're a proud member of the Crab Club. I'm trying to find my people on here.
https://collabs.shop/el4iiy
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2026-04-13 15:35:14 CEST

They were very polarizing choices.
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2026-04-13 02:14:16 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cute Animals Coaster Crochet Kit. I have no idea how to crochet, so I will end up using a big pile of yarn as a coaster instead. It will be a very bad coaster. I will spill so many drinks.
https://collabs.shop/7rsdpj
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2026-04-12 19:20:54 CEST

He hid it well.
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2026-04-10 20:35:59 CEST

I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the whales in the Great Whales vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale.

2026-04-10 15:46:42 CEST

Smart.
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2026-04-05 23:06:08 CEST

Focus groups ruin everything.
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2026-04-04 03:14:44 CEST

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Uh oh. Malfunctioning shit, different store.

2026-04-04 02:44:57 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Same Shit Different Costume T-shirt. I don't get it, why did they use the same exact picture four times?
https://collabs.shop/102hyx
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2026-04-03 16:42:30 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Melting TV Pin. Back in the day people told us that TV would melt our brains. Well jokes on them, we're finally dumb enough to turn the tables. If anything, the TV's brain will melt from having to stare at us all day.
https://collabs.shop/dse5ia
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2026-04-01 01:17:43 CEST

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This Pokémon has always been named Thicc Blastoise. If you remember it just being Blastoise then please seek professional help immediately. Clinically speaking, you are insane.
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2026-03-30 23:50:55 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Secret Ingredient Is Cat Hair" Kitchen Towel Set. A secret ingredient in no way implies the ingredient is desirable or even edible. For example, the secret ingredient in a McDonald's Big Mac is the tears of underpaid employees.
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2026-03-27 23:50:22 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Mars Attacks! Slip on Shoes. You know Mars Attacks! is a work of fiction because in reality we would immediately start bombing Mars for no reason whatsoever.
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2026-03-27 21:12:13 CET

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to create these posts that people clearly can't get enough of.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-03-27 14:39:47 CET

I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat. Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.
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2026-03-25 23:24:47 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Shirt. At long last, I have finally found a shirt with my spirit animal on it.
https://collabs.shop/kn14ft
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2026-03-22 05:25:39 CET

That's so interesting.
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2026-03-21 15:52:36 CET

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Read Banned Books Shirt. You wouldn't believe how many beloved books were originally banned:
-Winnie the Pooh: Pantsless bear, sexually inappropriate.
-The Railway Series: Thomas the Tank created unrealistic expectations for train passengers.
https://collabs.shop/osmosl
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2026-03-19 15:31:23 CET

I love penguins.
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2026-03-17 15:36:01 CET

Yum.
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2026-03-16 22:53:17 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pot Head Mug. Caffeine is the only acceptable drug in modern society. Or at least it will be until my pro-heroin Facebook group picks up more steam. Please join Heroin Homies today.
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2026-03-14 19:16:15 CET

That's crazy.
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2026-03-14 17:03:48 CET

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Let's Eat Trash And Get Hit By A Car pin. In this economy, it's as good a retirement plan as any.
https://collabs.shop/gttkno
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2026-03-14 00:36:03 CET

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Grover Cleveland famously never swore when he served as president. He always said "I'll leave the profanity to my goose."

2026-03-13 23:46:58 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fowl Language Tshirt. Geese are notorious for their heavy use of profanity. Grover Cleveland had a pet goose that had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop saying the F word. And the C word. That goose loved to swear.
https://collabs.shop/rhfgw7
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2026-03-09 00:29:34 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Shibaccino Mug. This is a drink you can order at any coffee shop. They just give you a live dog in a mug. It's insane.
https://collabs.shop/qdzdtb
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2026-03-06 20:50:29 CET

Fishy turned his scratchy board into a seesaw.
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2026-03-06 13:09:01 CET

From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.
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2026-03-05 21:48:44 CET

BREAKING NEWS: When asked by a reporter if he is qualified to lead the Department of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin replied "I understand your concern. It's true, I have never shot a dog. But I do believe I could kill one with my bare hands, and I am willing to prove this if given the chance."

2026-03-04 19:02:14 CET

A true artistic genius.
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2026-03-03 19:40:59 CET

Whoops.
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2026-03-02 17:56:38 CET

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Task Failed Successfully pin. Happy Monday and good luck fumbling your way through the work day. We're all failing at things, some people just fail more successfully than others.
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2026-03-01 17:10:23 CET

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Abduction Blanket. Skeletons used to roam the Earth, but aliens came and abducted them all. They did this because the bones are their money.
https://collabs.shop/casj9w
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2026-03-01 02:36:22 CET

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I hate how many of you immediately got the pun.

2026-02-27 21:56:11 CET

Wise words from a wise man.
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