Derek Ross

The purple pill helps the orange pill go down.

Developer Relations at Soapbox.

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Last Notes

2026-04-02 15:00:41 UTC

i can't tell if tanel's new name is wise bear or if ditto just isn't rendering his display name like other people's names that also don't render correctly. just nostr things.

2026-04-02 14:59:40 UTC

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very wise, wise bear.

2026-04-02 14:58:56 UTC

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incorrect. if you're not masculine enough to handle looking good, then that's on you. i love my birks. i would never wear them into a nightclub though. outside from april - november? yes.

2026-04-02 14:53:59 UTC

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I'm not surprised at all with this.

2026-04-02 14:51:36 UTC

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No that's UTXO.

2026-04-02 14:51:00 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/PcVT7wJn1CoAAAAC/roxbury-jim-carry.gif

2026-04-02 14:46:06 UTC

I need new dress shoes. Mine are all beat up and old. The goal is to outshine @npub1utx…50e8 in Vegas. Please give me your recommendations. Are Allen Edmonds still a standard in men's fashion? Any other cheaper, but high quality brands that you like? Yes, I understand the implications of asking Nostriches about fashion 😂😂😂

2026-04-02 03:47:10 UTC

Goodnight, my Nostriches. Shall we do it all again tomorrow? But this time perhaps a bit more weird? 🫂🤙🏻💜

2026-04-02 01:01:38 UTC

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Oof.

2026-04-01 23:51:15 UTC

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Yeah! My son and I watched it too.

2026-04-01 23:50:11 UTC

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It's NIP-04 😩

2026-04-01 22:47:58 UTC

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My son and I watched it. Super cool IMO.

2026-04-01 22:47:25 UTC

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Moon

2026-04-01 22:47:11 UTC

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Did you miss it? It was bad ass.

2026-04-01 22:23:14 UTC

The Artemis II launch is soon. https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs?si=J1e9nI0ZX37iUBFo

2026-04-01 15:03:07 UTC

Artemis II is cool AF. i am excited for this. this is NASA's first crewed flight of this new spacecraft. and we're returning humans to the moon, not to land, but in a flyby, something that hasn't been done since 1972. again cool AF. https://www.space.com/news/live/artemis-2-nasa-moon-mission-launch-updates-april-1-2026

2026-04-01 13:59:54 UTC

Hello Nostr! Posting to hatch #onyxia #blobbi #ditto #nostr

2026-04-01 13:57:19 UTC

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oh? i see those some place. my local coffee shop has one like that. that's actually the place im going to go and see if i can pay in bitcoin.

2026-04-01 13:48:35 UTC

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i know, but sometimes you gotta let people slay their heroes.

2026-04-01 13:47:17 UTC

i will not be posting a nostr april fool's day joke this year. im too busy stacking solana and posting on facebook.

2026-04-01 13:43:06 UTC

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AGENTS DO SOMETHING.

2026-04-01 13:42:21 UTC

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that's a mean thing to do. im going to tell dad.

2026-04-01 13:39:35 UTC

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gm. congrats!

2026-04-01 13:37:57 UTC

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You mean my reply with a typo and I deleted it? You're replying to a deleted message. Is Wisp not honoring deleted events?

2026-04-01 13:35:35 UTC

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Yes. Keep your Blobbi alive or @npub1q3s…d26p will delete your nsec. I don't make the rules.

2026-04-01 13:07:05 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/s2UKPtLj3mYAAAAC/the-mans-a-legend-roland.gif

2026-04-01 12:55:23 UTC

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do you have to? no. can you? absolutely. enjoy!

2026-04-01 12:54:39 UTC

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the real notes are the pets we tamed along the way.

2026-04-01 12:53:50 UTC

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it was incredibly slow last night. i couldn't work on what i wanted to work on. i just raged and went to bed early.

2026-04-01 12:53:14 UTC

😂
#nevent1q…e7ln

2026-04-01 12:44:22 UTC

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no, these are physical devices located on the ground. it's not called Umbrel Sky.

2026-04-01 12:43:32 UTC

grinding out my Ditto presentation for #NosVegas where we'll have a few short (10 minutes per) presentations on some of the fun and interesting items being built around nostr before we get the party started with musical performances.
https://nostr-relay.derekross.me/5eb581130317c712f32003970138c7229f33ce8c7b0dd17f73d1fda0405f8dd5.png

2026-04-01 12:17:04 UTC

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GM :)

2026-04-01 12:01:23 UTC

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time for a bunch of companies to announce fake products! Happy April Fool's Day! 💜🤙🏻🫂

2026-04-01 11:59:06 UTC

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My agent that built it is sorry for his failure and has fixed it after I yelled at him. He's still in disbelief though.

2026-04-01 02:52:08 UTC

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yes, eligible US merchants only.

2026-04-01 02:51:52 UTC

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yesterday they turned it on by default. you just have to ask to pay in bitcoin according to square on twitter. and then the cashier taps a toggle button. it's seems easy or at least it looks really easy. im asking to see if it's easy as the explanation and the demo video.

2026-04-01 01:45:08 UTC

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I just don't know? I assume it's enabled everywhere as a form of payment. Can a business turn it off?

2026-04-01 01:43:25 UTC

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Awesome. I plan on going to a place tomorrow and testing as well.

2026-04-01 01:42:00 UTC

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I've always wanted to make sourdough and I never have. I need to stop failing.

2026-04-01 01:41:25 UTC

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I mean... It's not, but it's more open source than it was 🤣

2026-04-01 01:40:33 UTC

A quality shitpost.
https://nostr-relay.derekross.me/27578936aaf1193d24d04eebdbddd7cc067fe93a28bcbbcef83bf70b0ebd86ce.webp

2026-04-01 01:07:57 UTC

has anyone walked into a random business with a square terminal and tried to pay with bitcoin? (where the business was NOT previously accepting bitcoin via square until yesterday?) how did it go?

2026-04-01 00:45:32 UTC

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giving up that easily, eh?

2026-03-31 23:41:44 UTC

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https://foxhole.lol in disbelief.

2026-03-31 21:33:01 UTC

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I'm glad you're safe.

2026-03-31 21:31:34 UTC

I wonder if this will get taken down? Ngit to the rescue? The code yearns to be free. https://github.com/instructkr/claw-code

2026-03-31 21:06:42 UTC

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No one is in charge of them, I just somehow find myself organizing or being part of those efforts more times than not.
Flights from Japan are expensive though. $2500 was the price that a Japanese Nostrich recently gave me in regards to an event.

2026-03-31 19:21:31 UTC

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we're gonna rock so hard this year. can't wait!

2026-03-31 19:18:20 UTC

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then you're doing it right.

2026-03-31 19:18:01 UTC

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everything you need is here. https://about.ditto.pub/reference

2026-03-31 19:06:02 UTC

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@nprofile…vevv is my buddy.