falsefaucet

554413
bitcoin is for enemies
blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit

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npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l

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npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l

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2026-03-02 18:51:43 CET

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Its why he is so efficent, there's a keyboard on the desk and under the desk.
20 digits hammering away

2026-02-28 23:23:28 CET

#nevent1q…zqd5
https://i.nostr.build/8ZTN0Ss5iHo2dlHo.png

2026-02-28 17:09:31 CET

fuck fuck fuck fuck

2026-02-28 16:47:34 CET

That Friday 5pm deadline was very telling.

2026-02-28 16:44:57 CET

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Fuck

2026-02-28 05:09:29 CET

https://www.xda-developers.com/replaced-android-full-linux-desktop-old-phone/
linux on android actually stable

2026-02-28 05:09:01 CET

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inescapable

2026-02-28 03:57:40 CET

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they could at least use actual valid btc addresses format.
am i tripping here?

2026-02-28 03:30:19 CET

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the shanties were amazing, the gameplay, the ship combat.
chefs kiss
https://v.nostr.build/ykBtEnz21o8JPdvR.mp4

2026-02-28 01:53:49 CET

Assassin's Creed Black Flag was PEAK.
id die on that hill.

2026-02-28 01:40:18 CET

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Nostur*

2026-02-28 01:39:37 CET

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it was my first go at playing with the long form.
https://habla.news/a/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzq0z4jzq0v3c8ff3ca8xx6nzg0grtl2upqsp24wdx098mfxs9x9f7qqxnzde58qcnjvfe8qerwwp4va7yxl
just some fun with emulators and ROMs
thanks for suggestions!

2026-02-28 01:38:05 CET

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graci!

2026-02-28 01:04:53 CET

Good on anthropic.

2026-02-28 00:58:45 CET

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that's slick, I always wished there was an android nostr version

2026-02-28 00:48:16 CET

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any question just reach out man.

2026-02-28 00:47:24 CET

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yeah thanks man, i ended up going to habla to find my long form stuff..
appreciate it

2026-02-27 23:25:11 CET

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https://habla.news/a/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzq0z4jzq0v3c8ff3ca8xx6nzg0grtl2upqsp24wdx098mfxs9x9f7qqxnzde58qcnjvfe8qerwwp4va7yxl

2026-02-27 23:20:29 CET

#asknostr
I did a longform post NIP 23 I believ it is, a while back, what is the
easiest way to find it again?

2026-02-27 23:11:47 CET

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Oh dude if you haven't heard
Let me be the one to introduce you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/
I did a longform of how to patch these ROMs with the mods.
I'll try and find it for you.
But yes. Completely custom made adventures, someone even made a rougelike. Emerald rouge.
Some of the custom ROMs I've played are better than the official games.

2026-02-27 20:53:41 CET

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Lfg

2026-02-27 20:52:01 CET

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Have emulator and various ROMs on my phone for downtime.
The custom ROMs these days are peak.
Don't do cards anymore.
If only I never played with my charizard.

2026-02-27 16:41:07 CET

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Especially at just the wrong angle.

2026-02-26 16:44:46 CET

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Android based only but it is pretty slick

2026-02-26 16:44:16 CET

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Did you see @nprofile…r7ku thing
#nevent1q…lm38

2026-02-26 07:19:29 CET

why is every women I go out with either.
1. in immense debt
2. still live at home
3. have no direction or job.
been striking out lately, I sure know how to pick em.

2026-02-26 07:12:50 CET

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🤣🤣🤣
Iykyk

2026-02-26 07:10:21 CET

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it looks like it was already fixed.

2026-02-26 07:09:25 CET

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yay amber!
I was half tempted to raw dog the nsec....
thanks

2026-02-26 05:40:08 CET

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That's a good point a relay focused on that specifically.
I don't know enough about relay architecture to know if that's even possible.

2026-02-26 05:27:49 CET

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One of my favorite by them
https://media1.tenor.com/m/kep8NC3uM9gAAAAd/key-and-peele-key.gif

2026-02-26 05:24:50 CET

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/1IUUxh_eKrMAAAAC/happy-golf.gif

2026-02-26 05:22:54 CET

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Kinda insane the state of viewbotting across all those platforms. can we utilize PoW to seperate fake and real viewers?

2026-02-26 05:17:29 CET

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I'll ask the important question here
Sats or bits?

2026-02-26 05:00:04 CET

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this is hands down the dumbest 'purity test' for being American.

2026-02-26 04:43:09 CET

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i mean it is called NYM, 🤣

2026-02-26 04:42:19 CET

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oh so white american need to do what?
give bitcoin away?
push more education?
people not giving grants?
if you really care about this, which it seems you do, you need to refine your argument if you want someone to take you seriously.
have direct instances to point too.
you can just say ' they aint supporting'

2026-02-26 04:39:15 CET

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ignorance breeds ignorance.

2026-02-26 04:37:46 CET

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interesting take.
how does this show?
how are specifically white americans showing that they dont want black americans to own bitcoin?

2026-02-26 04:34:38 CET

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what i miss?

2026-02-26 04:17:11 CET

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bro are those cloves?

2026-02-26 03:06:56 CET

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/vCwlMwm0bcYAAAAd/leespoons-mixalot.gif

2026-02-26 03:06:32 CET

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hahahah

2026-02-26 03:04:37 CET

coming soon
https://i.nostr.build/O9RpxCFCveSTC9Bz.png

2026-02-26 02:55:58 CET

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https://i.nostr.build/zJBaPPLAArzsmBTu.png

2026-02-26 02:48:12 CET

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*non bot notes
ftfy

2026-02-26 02:46:41 CET

how long until we have the colin powell moment #nevent1q…fmtn

2026-02-26 02:36:05 CET

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No problem thanks for my goto desktop client for a bit now!!!

2026-02-26 02:22:19 CET

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do this more.
bet.

2026-02-26 02:20:31 CET

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https://i.nostr.build/cZhK656pZMpwr1jM.png

2026-02-26 02:19:37 CET

@npub17n4…fyh9 weird bug a billion notifs for teh same comment. and it keeps pushing to the top of the list even when more recent notifs come in
https://i.nostr.build/e8tj4ymegqJTX9j8.png

2026-02-26 02:17:18 CET

@npub16se…jdxk what voodoo did you put on my npub?
https://i.nostr.build/YQ0cFOmgOPQYeAaA.png

2026-02-26 02:16:02 CET

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i used kagi but thanks for the info!

2026-02-26 02:06:06 CET

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it was convenient for sure.

2026-02-26 02:03:28 CET

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only thing i can find is something about nantucket and the recent surge in areas like marthas vineyard. isnt that some affluent place?

2026-02-26 01:04:39 CET

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id be fucking PISSED.
imagine not being able to have a steak or burger again.

2026-02-26 00:53:31 CET

so ticks have been around for a long time.
i know they carry lime.
but i just learned they can also carry something called alpha gal. basically a meat allergy.
and this wasnt always the case. reports of ticks carrying this disease didnt start until the 90's.
interesting
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-02-25 19:31:26 CET

Fuck fuck fuck https://i.nostr.build/p3vaXhISozv8Vdc6.jpg

2026-02-25 19:11:36 CET

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Get em!

2026-02-25 19:10:46 CET

It doesn't matter how you got here.
Just that you did
#nevent1q…fq3q

2026-02-25 19:10:06 CET

Sure but what is the size of that market.
Why would you limit yourself?
https://i.nostr.build/p4Tia4j1bczk8TAu.jpg

2026-02-25 08:52:45 CET

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/fyylSNGrZ80AAAAd/well-waiting.gif
Jkjk

2026-02-25 08:50:33 CET

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Is his and @nprofile…tpxn debate thing still up anywhere.
Almost forgot about it

2026-02-25 07:47:12 CET

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Awee deeter.
Forgot about him

2026-02-25 06:21:06 CET

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my word.
no one honors what they say anymore.
its sad

2026-02-25 06:17:36 CET

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i also miss AI
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MYb1asRgdHMAAAAC/iverson-practice.gif

2026-02-25 06:15:59 CET

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back before they traveled every play.
when violations were actually enforced.

2026-02-25 06:14:49 CET

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you may proceed.
thank you for you attention to this matter.

2026-02-25 06:09:24 CET

fucking with these dudes.
feels like 2005 again.
sound reminds me of New Found Glory
https://v.nostr.build/cHbKzqfGRsIKxSsr.mp4

2026-02-25 05:01:54 CET

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A few things from an American who enjoys the NHL more than any other major sports league.
1. Yes some of us even own skates😁
https://i.nostr.build/sUD3YDtWNa1J5E3J.jpg
2. I can't speak for others, but personally, seems like every day there is something else embarassing happening in this country.
The 4 nations game left a burn from the anthem booing to losing the game. Getting that W in the gold medal game was and is a big deal.
Fun Sidenote, jurisdiction allowed bars to open early for the game.
Also you are right, there is a lot of fair weather fans, but I think some Americans needed something to be proud of.

2026-02-25 04:16:42 CET

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Yeah seeing the divine video on Amythest and such was dope.

2026-02-25 04:15:35 CET

https://i.nostr.build/g1fdLcUGm8OM2DIm.jpg
How do you not look at this and go, who exactly is matching donation 700%
Well it's these people
https://www.opensecrets.org/political-action-committees-pacs/house-majority-pac/C00495028/donors/2024

2026-02-25 03:36:02 CET

#nevent1q…wsqm
https://i.nostr.build/2naNlbUCkLq0LgxD.jpg

2026-02-25 02:50:48 CET

spam calls coming in again.
expect another data leak

2026-02-25 01:51:33 CET

we cant be serious.
on youtube homepage the whitehouse account has some bs running until the state of the union.
https://i.nostr.build/z9KYeqyXV8IXcRyy.png
<br/>
https://i.nostr.build/ls1H5CfSy7WaTj52.png
i sometimes can not believe the state of our executive branch.

2026-02-25 00:03:27 CET

Its okay, happens to the best of us.
I remember rolling change in 19 when I had an unexpected tire blow out.
I used to leave the minimum fiat in the bank,just enough to pay bills.
Stacking endlessly is amazing, having to sell sats cause of an emergency at any price, kinda sucks.
#nevent1q…j6dt

2026-02-24 21:23:29 CET

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Welcome.
One of the beautiful things of nostr is the variety of clients and implementations.
Explore clients and the ecosystem.
Learn about signers for your nsec if you aren't familiar..

2026-02-24 18:26:06 CET

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i was thinking about this last night, while laying in bed.
current internet ad model depends heavily on user data.
if nostr is to one day replace the bones of how we interact and connect.
what will our data look like.
good shit cat!

2026-02-24 16:11:17 CET

The vivid dreams are currently off the chaff
Smoking for 15 years. Have to stop for drug test for employment.
Woke up the other day after a dream about someone breaking into my home. In the dream I got my ass kicked and my lip was swollen
When I awoke from the dream, I thought it was real because the sensation in my lip had it feeling as though it was swollen
Honestly one of the most WTF moments in my life.
#nevent1q…dc3q

2026-02-24 05:05:37 CET

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/4myAK8PaLv4AAAAC/thank-you.gif

2026-02-24 05:02:15 CET

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can yall wait till weds, i gotta pay some bills

2026-02-24 04:59:34 CET

🎶
I keep a loaded .44 sittin’ by the bed
For the jeepers and the creepers who ain’t right in the head
Hope I never have to use it but you never know these days
I’m a little crazy but the world’s insane
🎶

2026-02-24 04:48:32 CET

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goalie coach right?
appreciate the advice you gave me last year for my nephew!

2026-02-24 04:20:25 CET

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Looks good! Keep at it

2026-02-24 04:20:01 CET

Found a notebook from a few years ago.
Thought this was funny, me being geeked over 220 EH/s
https://i.nostr.build/WGSMPlrJHPf1zYrq.jpg

2026-02-24 04:14:14 CET

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i smack my pinkey toe on something at least once a day.
should wear shoes around the house

2026-02-24 02:21:02 CET

myretrotvs.com
thank me later

2026-02-24 00:59:13 CET

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noted.
✅miner capitulation
⬜ bear market bottom (slowly loading)

2026-02-24 00:42:28 CET

copium is flowing.
for some Americans, like me
HOCKEY ABOVE EVERTHING ALWAYS.
https://v.nostr.build/zHcpK6AHLhSsjC7u.mp4

2026-02-23 05:59:36 CET

Last usa hockey post
https://i.nostr.build/HmykxNgCiI3N7h3a.jpg

2026-02-23 02:49:37 CET

found this clip of dude talking BIG shit before game.
https://v.nostr.build/TuvMFhtyrzZpIVdC.mp4
every hockey fan knows, the BEST doesn't always win.
not having Crosby was definitely a factor, if you dont think so you are a moron.
wanted to see his response, found his live reaction.
https://v.nostr.build/ezJtY9XyWnvMU7z9.mp4
https://media1.tenor.com/m/K-A090pkjI8AAAAd/honeycardi-the-weeknd.gif

2026-02-23 02:22:19 CET

choose your brainwash

2026-02-23 02:21:41 CET

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i think some start off with the intentions of making change.
doesnt seeem to last tho.

2026-02-22 23:06:34 CET

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Bias!

2026-02-22 22:52:18 CET

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They own cross country skiing, it's not fair!
That's like their main mode of transport /s

2026-02-22 22:51:02 CET