Ralphie

Credentials don’t mean shit

Public Key

npub18ehqwddc5t5klr8kv0my6p9mnn4fxxhuc4l4gf7rtwmgt854ez3qv8tdkj

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrums8xku296t03nmx8ajdqjaee65nrt7v2l65ylp4hd59n62u3gspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg7wn8dw

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relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub18ehqwddc5t5klr8kv0my6p9mnn4fxxhuc4l4gf7rtwmgt854ez3qv8tdkj

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Last Notes

2026-05-15 11:00:13 UTC

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Will try it out

2026-05-15 10:54:16 UTC

- What do you do for fun?
I scream into a void called nostr. With likeminded void screamers. Decentr... Uncensora... Npub.. Sats Zap... Reject power struct... blablabla
- Wtf, why?!
Asking that question is the solution for everything, really
- Are you on drugs?
The system you are in is the hallucination, fiat money slaves blablabla
- Nevermind psycho
Jump, fishbole creature
- ?!

2026-05-15 10:19:52 UTC

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I don't know, but great concept

2026-05-15 01:58:04 UTC

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I like Maple too, but it’s time for verifiably private, permissionless, uncensoreable AI with still great features.

2026-05-15 01:45:14 UTC

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#asknostr

2026-05-15 01:43:27 UTC

Anyone using Confer, an end-to-end encrypted AI assistant by Moxie Marlinspike? https://time.com/7346534/signal-confer-ai-moxie-marlinspike

2026-05-14 21:13:39 UTC

Is there a viable freedom tech alternative to Tailscale? #asknostr

2026-05-14 17:57:38 UTC

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That part is done, protecting and securing the little Ralphies is in full progress
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/05ac3a89176f3be4bd4f4dca7da76e08df11cc4a98c93ff07217174764881bf0.gif

2026-05-14 08:42:44 UTC

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Fkn clowns

2026-05-14 08:39:20 UTC

Thinking in trade-offs goes against human nature

2026-05-14 08:34:30 UTC

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Exactly. Focus on the mission!
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/a9e2c4bf8f286b389c6b29a3b2ec71c909e558086d9e982b08b748926f018ea7.gif

2026-05-13 22:23:15 UTC

How do I upload my ID to Nostr? And who do I contact to perform my age check? Nostr is extremely dangerous for our democracy!!!

2026-05-13 22:03:21 UTC

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You probably just saved someones bloodline
✌

2026-05-13 21:38:35 UTC

'What about no income tax for everyone between 25 and 99?'
- @nprofile…hevn
😅
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/f883adabd875332a8c52609d7a0d2acf1fae70d788431e76cc4f347f66daa365.jpeg

2026-05-13 20:58:21 UTC

Does it work for you, when you act after saying: 'You know what... Fuck it! Let's do this.' ?! Asking for a friend #asknostr

2026-05-12 22:36:15 UTC

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Sounds good

2026-05-12 17:12:56 UTC

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Lol

2026-05-12 17:11:14 UTC

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Extraordinary stories, Alex

2026-05-12 16:54:00 UTC

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It is useful, ux is great. They earned my trust.

2026-05-12 00:28:54 UTC

GN
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/6bd149591c086ca0b57ec9c4aecab6579a93114254c516d08b527e6daeaf1d82.jpeg

2026-05-10 18:02:16 UTC

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Children raising children

2026-05-10 17:52:54 UTC

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Cheers Ralf!!

2026-05-10 17:51:30 UTC

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It also transitioned to Etheria recently

2026-05-10 07:26:30 UTC

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This is what happens naturally I guess, due to online distance barriers and when the culture is only based on shared thought/ambitions that are being projected online, without fysical local gatherings and the lack of our own set of "rituals" and without strong leaders pushing through.
If we want the bitcoiner culture to thrive, we need to get much better organised offline.
As of now the spread is too thin. Too few people, too many pretenders without the will to provide PoW themselves.
I've helped organise quite some events myself, got dissapointed along the way.
Its unfortunate, but reality.
So, I've moved on.

2026-05-10 07:01:09 UTC

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This guy really has it figured out

2026-05-09 20:33:37 UTC

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In what way, specifically?

2026-05-09 20:31:25 UTC

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Alright, intriguing lyrics

2026-05-09 20:28:22 UTC

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In what way, specifically?

2026-05-09 19:51:02 UTC

Big change is coming
It might be good
It might be bad
One things is sure
We've got to see it through

2026-05-09 19:15:09 UTC

The only way to keep up with developments in AI is to be unemployed

2026-05-09 10:02:16 UTC

You have free will

2026-05-09 09:21:39 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…ghdu

2026-05-08 06:42:10 UTC

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Phonetic joke

2026-05-07 21:33:54 UTC

Acting tough signals insecurity
Toughness comes through pain and suffering only

2026-05-07 21:30:38 UTC

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Your Opinion You Neon

2026-05-07 21:27:55 UTC

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Ahaha good one!

2026-05-07 21:08:29 UTC

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EXTREMELY seriously pleasureable I can imagine 😅
This inspires me to dance more often
Silly dances with my daughter that is
Stiff egyptian ahum

2026-05-07 20:50:28 UTC

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Nice flow, such a good daily habit!

2026-05-07 19:38:25 UTC

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His love for life is extraordonary

2026-05-07 19:36:11 UTC

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/7f7fc7735e8a45c6bab690afec1c72cc69ef4821b7458bd52aeb812ddb2dd027.gif
#nevent1q…g75y

2026-05-07 05:08:05 UTC

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Nope

2026-05-06 20:51:05 UTC

If I ever ask for sats, consider my nsec compromised

2026-05-06 20:09:47 UTC

It's always sat day

2026-05-06 19:40:53 UTC

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Be proud
#nevent1q…467q

2026-05-06 19:27:20 UTC

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Do hard things! Great advice Paco

2026-05-06 01:10:11 UTC

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No, @nprofile…f9ze did! I'm in awe with both the idea as the implementation

2026-05-05 21:50:52 UTC

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Amazing, thanks for sharing.

2026-05-05 21:40:03 UTC

I am truly amazed by this.
Everyone privacy minded person on NOSTR and beyond should know the existence of a webapp called Nowhere:
Install the webapp once on your phone at Hostednowhere.com
Here's why:
At some point we stopped noticing that we were asking. The account creation. The approval email. The terms of service nobody reads but everyone agrees to, which contain, somewhere in the middle, a clause that says the platform can end your access for any reason, at any time.
Stores were deplatformed. Fundraisers were frozen. Events were cancelled. Forums removed. Not because the content was illegal. Because it was inconvenient to someone with the power to remove it.
The conversation that followed was never about whether platforms had the ability to remove content. It was rarely about whether they had the right. It was about whether the specific person deserved it. We ceded the first two questions. We accepted the premise: platforms have the right to decide. That's the concession. That's what Nowhere is refusing.
When you visit a Nowhere URL, the server receives a request for the generic page builder files. These are the same for every single Nowhere site. The fragment: the part of the URL containing the site data, is never transmitted. The server has no record of which store you browsed, which petition you read, which forum you visited or even which type of Nowhere site it was. This is the HTTP specification.
When you act - placing an order, signing a petition, posting to a forum - you do so from a key generated in your browser for that single action and then discarded. No account is created. No identity is recorded. The relay holds an encrypted blob from a public key that will never appear again. There is nothing on the relays to identify you.
Site creators can go further and encrypt the URL itself. The content is accessible only to someone with the password. Even possessing the link reveals nothing about what is inside.
This is so freaking awesome!!!
Try it out yourself at hostednowhere.com or host a Nowhere webapp yourself to spread this amazing tool.

2026-05-05 20:12:42 UTC

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Follow @nprofile…yrgl

2026-05-05 20:11:47 UTC

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Some things just need to be renoted again and again
#nevent1q…vlgp

2026-05-05 19:54:46 UTC

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(Nowhere generates offline content which requires no internet connection and is accessible scanning QR codes)

2026-05-05 19:51:15 UTC

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I think it is a great idea, Sophia! You can share it as a petition linked from qrs generated with https://hostednowhere.com/manage
@nprofile…txxr @nprofile…nj96 @nprofile…tkhj @nprofile…5g3a what do you guys think?

2026-05-05 19:43:52 UTC

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The fact that this video is still circulating proves that people want to relate to other people, instead of financial facts about fiat clown world.
#nevent1q…946c

2026-05-05 19:30:49 UTC

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Dumbing it down?

2026-05-05 19:27:54 UTC

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The one follows the other

2026-05-05 19:14:21 UTC

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Have you been listeming to @nprofile…5g3a ?

2026-05-05 19:07:08 UTC

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Lina Seiche is nothing less than a Bitcoin Legend, her art has touched the hearts of plebs around the world and reinforced the core values of our peaceful revolution.
#nevent1q…kzaj

2026-05-05 18:52:24 UTC

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Welcome to nostr, Grace
You're lucky to have Guy as a friend!

2026-05-05 18:44:59 UTC

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Crack up boom is happening before our eyes?
#nevent1q…ysy2

2026-05-05 07:04:39 UTC

GM
Get up and do your PoW
The movement is the goal
Pura vida

2026-05-04 22:19:38 UTC

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Will call my main AI agent Jeeves as a reminder!

2026-05-04 22:05:27 UTC

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What if both Michael Saylor and @nprofile…tkhj are still projecting too much of the past onto the future, as is your question?
Maybe, Bitcoin forces us to challenge human constructs like language and meaning itself?
What if there is no current system or future system.
What if there is only change in time and choice, which forms our perceived context? So in that sense, our context is a never-ending sequence of choices that constantly lead to new outcomes?!
Therefore, Bitcoin does not need to be made 'compatible', because compatibility is also an illusion in a world without systems.
Maybe, Bitcoin imposes itself into existence by relentlessly signaling infinite optionality every 10 min, (which has already been proven immensely valuable) and therefore it is dissolving the artificial boundaries humans have constructed around "rules"?
Prolly I'm an idiot.

2026-05-04 20:55:39 UTC

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Working at Bitcoin companies is quite painful, especially if you are used to work with real professionals.

2026-05-04 20:41:09 UTC

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He talked about that a lot to be fair

2026-05-04 20:37:57 UTC

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Sounds like rumination

2026-05-04 20:25:50 UTC

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Really like Jeff, sobering thoughts and integrity shines through

2026-05-04 20:20:51 UTC

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Yeah always party till late, can't remember half the shit but prolly Korsakoff

2026-05-04 20:14:51 UTC

GN here is your periodic reminder
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/da4a5f1fdd0127c08438443a24d32f3a6072593f08b705982edcf442630a0293.gif

2026-05-04 19:49:11 UTC

You can't nuke your npub
You can only leak your nsec
Few

2026-05-04 19:13:15 UTC

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Gollem is right

2026-05-04 18:45:18 UTC

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This is awesome
#nevent1q…39gc

2026-05-04 18:39:38 UTC

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Paco is such a high energy guy, I remember dancing with him and a few chicks in an after party bar at Satoshi Rockamoto where @nprofile…ddf9 and @nprofile…mey0 stole the show.

2026-05-04 18:25:57 UTC

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The algos go straight into the vains, bypassing free will

2026-05-04 18:16:10 UTC

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Live sketching!!
#naddr1qq…hpn9

2026-05-04 18:04:41 UTC

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Why? Because of emotional attachment?

2026-05-04 06:16:58 UTC

Why did Satoshi chose open network characteristics above obscurity?
My guess is Bitcoin had to proof its resilience out in the open, for it to ever become a global money.
I'm no developer or security expert,but these assumptions this sounds logical* :
Private ≠ secure
Transparent ≠ exposed
Verifiable ≠ vulnerable
People like predictability
People hate uncertainty
This angle is what I miss in privacy debates
They lack nuance and don't mention tradeoffs
One can have superior security on closed networks without any adoption, and there is a reason for that.
Talking in absolutisms does not make it true on default.
But I am also a retard so this is probably a reason
* --- legend
≠ = not neccessarily means

2026-05-03 20:40:27 UTC

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/03fc3bd9ade011f40e7eb69ba908a1ec0e7a412bd035e1abc25fe3a8cf1e0984.gif

2026-05-03 19:20:08 UTC

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Social engineering is evil

2026-05-03 19:15:44 UTC

GN with can't touch this on repeat
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/6bd149591c086ca0b57ec9c4aecab6579a93114254c516d08b527e6daeaf1d82.jpeg

2026-05-03 19:10:39 UTC

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Sitting in my parents basement, dwelling about fiat collapse, & feeling hostage to NGU. 💰🕷🌵
#nevent1q…c7zu

2026-05-03 19:04:38 UTC

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Dinner with turkey
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/f4871979ac75753a37e9a85aed00d88d5f79b3ffbc281ca3ffb8d5fa43e33bea.jpeg

2026-05-03 19:03:00 UTC

Everyone:
Me: zap zap zap

2026-05-03 17:48:01 UTC

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Love this song, thanks for sharing

2026-05-03 17:35:59 UTC

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Make nostr weird again
#nevent1q…m6yh

2026-05-03 17:33:12 UTC

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Praise all mothers and fathers and kids and grandparents.
Enjoy mr clown

2026-05-03 17:09:59 UTC

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Right, its not our backup, its the main stage

2026-05-03 17:08:05 UTC

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I def prefer Noderunners Jail above Fiat Prison

2026-05-03 17:01:17 UTC

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'Did you know that the natural state of a F1 engine is deflationary?'
Jeff, let me just watch for 2 sec

2026-05-03 16:58:02 UTC

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Je veux plebs

2026-05-03 16:57:05 UTC

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It features strippers and hookers

2026-05-03 16:55:37 UTC

'Bitcoin needs more UX, marketing and sales'
No, you need it because you want NGU
We are not the same

2026-05-03 15:16:49 UTC

My new book 'How to fuck with airport security, and end up in jail' is coming out this summer.
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/aa08d5696200cc689fc4684a96298b0e83d31ca90cf6339ceafb0681217970ff.gif

2026-05-03 15:02:07 UTC

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But Guy, 'All the big banks are coming online' there aught to be a rally bla bla bla

2026-05-03 14:52:34 UTC

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The bitcoin gollems

2026-05-03 14:50:20 UTC

Things you can't unsee
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/1c79fb424d6ddbbf06178c9d363eacf47a3ced9645c4fe9be838859576f37f33.jpeg

2026-05-03 14:08:03 UTC

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Exactly, there are so much interesting people here!!

2026-05-03 14:06:08 UTC

Practice what you preach motherfuckers
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/48b4a3e9f884c50e18c49a798fa58b851a5abe2f13bba63b3888a9bcf8f3ab5d.jpeg

2026-05-03 14:04:23 UTC

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🙋

2026-05-03 14:03:47 UTC

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With fromage sill vous ples

2026-05-03 14:02:48 UTC

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Exactly and everything happens in waves
The more fiat clown show, the more nostriches