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John Satsman

I never understood why people use(d) spotify.
I’m probably the ignorant one.
Perhaps some magic feature I’ve never accessed.
Who knows.
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2026-05-02 06:30:26 CEST

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Back when I was younger we had these things called CDs that held all of your music and you didn’t have to stream it over the internet when you wanted to listen. You didn’t need the internet at all. You didn’t even need the CD really. That was kinda just a master copy.
Anyway there’s this program called VLC and you take the music files that you want to listen to and you play them through this program on the device of your choice and you don’t need the internet or a corporation telling you what to listen to. It’s kinda like nostr.
#nevent1q…ydlr

2026-05-02 05:15:14 CEST

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Never noticed how far his hairline has shifted until now.

2026-04-30 19:40:44 CEST

Ladies and Gentlemen, I call this one “The case for Nostr Reads”
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2026-04-30 13:44:59 CEST

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But if there’s zero escape how do they end up on the ₿ side?

2026-04-26 15:55:01 CEST

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This is a post about trans pregnancies

2026-04-26 15:52:21 CEST

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I read this as “1,112 years old”

2026-04-24 21:39:07 CEST

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Most bitcoiners are millenials

2026-04-24 21:27:31 CEST

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If you’re not in charge at your home you’re failing

2026-04-24 20:58:08 CEST

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Why Travis Scott?

2026-04-24 20:24:52 CEST

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Prices staying the same in fiat is prices falling in btc

2026-04-24 17:08:21 CEST

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How one comes up with their unit of account can be personal.
As I said when I first started this npub, I prefer pre 1965 silver coins as a unit of account.
However since the latest fiat denominated run up even this has proven to be much harder. I used to be able to price small things like sandwiches in dimes but there’s not really anything reliably smaller than silver dimes in that currency.
Sats are a little too volitile to price in. One would need an external reference to guage purchasing power for accounting purposes since most people don’t use them.
People like @nprofile…4j8y that actually use it as a MoE all the time prices in $ but settles in ₿ . I recently began personally quoting ₿ in ounces of Au. I think personally @nprofile…73yl uses it as a straight unit of account but some of his investors wait until they deploy the $ capital to change it into btc then price gains in btc once it’s already in the system. It’s just a weird time to be honest.

2026-04-17 22:54:22 CEST

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“If you’re not using a glock in your edc you have to have a REALLY GOOD reason not to”
Would love to hear yours. I’m curious.

2026-04-17 16:50:05 CEST

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Good thing I wasn’t in the audience
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2026-04-17 16:41:49 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/86b27c1e4ffc782ec2633abaf0969d71bc2a733b762578cadf8a3f80cc6d9686.jpg

2026-04-16 20:16:16 CEST

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Honey is literally their food that they worked an entire season for that people steal. What do you mean no negative impact “well they didn’t die”
I’mm yoink your next paycheck. Don’t worry, you’ll survive

2026-04-16 20:15:10 CEST

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I will, just as steak people judge me for not eating steaks.

2026-04-16 14:24:29 CEST

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What app is this where you can mute words?

2026-04-16 01:06:54 CEST

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Props to @nprofile…50ej
For fiquring this out & to @nprofile…ym9u for acknowledging the error…despite the fact that the correction won’t go as viral.
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsfmqff36qgee56w7u5pzmtpepuwwku0eg869ujx6d5pk2rcsv9flgkpgpq7
#nevent1q…afcq

2026-04-13 21:23:08 CEST

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#based
https://blossom.primal.net/c35ff44c01dc229ffefddcbd7bdc55477f34e7d3628407b1044bd1bb5b47301d.jpg
#nevent1q…lwqk

2026-04-11 23:08:02 CEST

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Eww what’s that second language?

2026-04-11 20:35:41 CEST

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Business gets all the money back via insurance
Put all of his coworkers out of work
Business saves labor costs during that period of time
#nevent1q…w4yv

2026-04-10 18:56:45 CEST

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Why not btc instead of b?

2026-04-10 17:46:42 CEST

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O…k…
”you not reed babble
Jesus not babble
Week meme you
Juhovuh blessr you”
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2026-04-10 15:42:59 CEST

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Do I think that they are places with a distinct location such as The Navy Pier in Chicago. No I do not believe that these places exist.
Do I think that they are metaphors for mindsets or situations, yes.
#memestr #religion
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2026-04-10 13:15:07 CEST

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2026-04-10 03:50:28 CEST

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Soul is a myth.

2026-04-10 03:49:47 CEST

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2026-04-09 22:22:59 CEST

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It’s weird. 15 years ago these same people would have been vegan. Feels like it’s a trend. I don’t take any of them seriously. Check back in 2040

2026-04-09 22:20:04 CEST

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Righteously If you can but above all get wealthy however you must

2026-04-08 06:32:18 CEST

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Just responding with nonsense, to nonsense

2026-04-07 23:49:10 CEST

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Not in but very close to it

2026-04-07 23:34:28 CEST

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@nprofile…cjf5 unfortunately no 40 ft tall bare breasted women
But I can DM you some hastags to find some 5ft tall bare breasted women here on nostr
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2026-04-06 21:03:52 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/9f1f7b524384ccd38eecd1d9f3ebee6ed61d83a321f42075e4cebadf1bfb5cb6.jpg

2026-04-06 20:53:41 CEST

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You still have a savings account? It’s like a checking account but you have penalties.

2026-04-06 19:11:51 CEST

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Are you joking?

2026-04-06 19:00:26 CEST

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“Beautiful women always make people willing to stay longer.”

2026-04-06 18:27:07 CEST

Ft Wayne, Indiana
1955
#photostr #artstr #carstr #fashion
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2026-04-06 18:22:29 CEST

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Why’s it depend on where I am? This is the internet after all.
It exists online. If it’s no KYC why’s it matter?

2026-04-06 18:17:46 CEST

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One month later, turns out you were right. May expand it to 65-70 though

2026-04-06 18:13:59 CEST

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Hard to do when I can’t mine ₿ on my laptop anymore

2026-04-06 17:32:59 CEST

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#lana #memestr #ThePainter
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2026-04-06 17:31:04 CEST

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These posts should be quotes of the previous week’s winners so that people( and yourself) can more easily follow the trail of the most popular memes from each week.

2026-04-06 06:53:54 CEST

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All he does is SHIP SHIP SHIP
No matter what.
Got Nostr on his mind
He can never get enough
And everytime I log into this client UTXO’s got another project UP
#nevent1q…pvu2

2026-04-06 04:08:53 CEST

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Not uninformed, just don’t care about you or what you have to say. Goodbye

2026-04-06 03:24:36 CEST

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2026-04-06 03:21:05 CEST

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Holds an anon in reverence lol
Doesn’t know who or what this anon is/was lol
Thinks I’m ngu lol
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2026-04-04 23:25:12 CEST

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The correct answer is not listed

2026-04-04 15:32:37 CEST

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Mostly for grid down
I get that the’re e cash but people have no idea how much of a hurdle running a node is just to have a simple wallet for spending money.
And electricity + internet. These things are not a given.

2026-04-04 14:33:37 CEST

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Silver & godl in this case & cash surprisingly

2026-04-04 03:24:12 CEST

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You have faith in the IQ of people 1 they’ll actually read it
2 that they’ll stay long enough to understand it

2026-04-04 02:07:08 CEST

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsqqqqzvtkd9gxy94m9qz5tnclckjgycaawtvqn8fh7cf9xxvfznxqtkpkqa

2026-04-04 01:55:05 CEST

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You’re too high iq for your own good

2026-04-03 23:22:12 CEST

By Mishima Tetsuya
#Artstr #muse #thicc
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2026-04-03 20:09:07 CEST

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Insider trading for politicians isn’t illegal. What would the DOJ charge her with?
It’s a job perk, not a crime.

2026-04-03 14:06:35 CEST

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Euphemism.

2026-04-03 13:58:58 CEST

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Yes I did , they cut out the darker parts of the book for the movie

2026-04-03 13:51:38 CEST

GM & happy Friday
#coffee #caffeine #tea
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2026-04-03 13:50:01 CEST

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Practice safe nsecs

2026-04-03 13:49:19 CEST

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#blackmirror

2026-04-03 01:03:21 CEST

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We’re not allowed to make them do manual labor for free anymore

2026-04-03 01:02:36 CEST

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I’m raw dogging like i’m catholic

2026-04-03 00:25:52 CEST

Consoling children #memestr
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2026-04-03 00:17:46 CEST

The hors d'oeuvre table at the Epstein soiree
#carnivore #PeopleAreMeat #memestr #artstr
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2026-04-03 00:12:23 CEST

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“The natural state of the free market is deflation” - @npub1s05…eyhe
2021 vs 2026
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2026-04-03 00:05:56 CEST

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They’re bleeding all over it

2026-04-02 23:53:39 CEST

The best public toilet
#artstr #yarnstr #crochetstr
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2026-04-02 23:52:12 CEST

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The fake carnivores on here should love this
“Its fruit made of meat”

2026-04-02 23:28:33 CEST

#artstr #fruitstr
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2026-04-02 22:40:37 CEST

#memestr #eyes #vision
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2026-04-02 22:31:47 CEST

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That was the subtitle to a paper that some anon wrote. Anyone that uses the protocol is by no means bound by anything it says save for the in the code.

2026-04-02 21:59:39 CEST

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It’s true
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#nevent1q…79rn

2026-04-02 21:26:11 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/a74d33db447e65027ef3898155ab9188915f85352fd7e6f2d2005455a0cfabb9.jpg

2026-04-02 21:02:06 CEST

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Checkmatey

2026-04-02 20:53:41 CEST

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But they told me what I think about most I’d become

2026-04-02 20:52:25 CEST

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Only people over the age of 25 should have access to
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2026-04-02 20:50:37 CEST

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The edits I could make
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2026-04-02 20:48:53 CEST

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2026-04-02 20:47:54 CEST

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#Fartstr?

2026-04-02 20:36:48 CEST

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Growth is hard
https://blossom.primal.net/5a7de5ab63f9fce9cad9a85eac2d231ced7f3caec1c4648159b4ed72ee007920.jpg
#nevent1q…cajf

2026-04-02 20:28:57 CEST

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They should have used this in the 80’s instead of the DARE program

2026-04-02 20:12:15 CEST

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2026-04-02 19:52:02 CEST

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1 currency
Many corporations.
Apples are not oranges.
Thanks for coming to my kek talk

2026-04-02 19:33:25 CEST

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2026-04-02 19:26:19 CEST

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He literally did the meme
https://blossom.primal.net/30fa4a86c41d1f4dbe9964a731b0ecfc9f6874c015df25a81df0ad0f0e6b4d23.jpg
#nevent1q…q3yc

2026-04-02 19:23:21 CEST

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Good read
https://blossom.primal.net/f77b038731b2f3e8d3ba75057641377760d6fae78c0bede35c44631935101bb0.jpg

2026-04-02 19:11:05 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/28f0280e5016ae3cd64b3880bac7dc61a98958e95aa853e041bae92cb1f90773.jpg
#nevent1q…xfx8

2026-04-02 15:39:51 CEST

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Samurai wallet guy 100% said this. It was in the trial and he went over it in a couple of the podcasts he went on before he reported for jail…but yea I’m “making stuff up”
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2026-04-02 15:32:42 CEST

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Bitcoin is money (and whatever else you can afford to put on there)
https://blossom.primal.net/7a37104328b8fbf3a756e909d1954d1cf7cfcc5a63344ab6e699b4fb4bc52d88.png

2026-04-02 15:30:16 CEST

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“bItCoInuRz doNt wAnuH sPenD iT”
Oh you sent a 21 sat zap?
That’s a taxable event.
We’re gonna need you to list each zap and report capital gains on each

2026-04-02 15:24:54 CEST

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And split my stack?

2026-04-02 15:23:21 CEST

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While I’m on his side, he did say that it was to launder money. yes it was a joke but it was also the truth.

2026-04-02 15:18:00 CEST

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@npub1sh0…q2xa That’s one way to advertise

2026-04-02 15:17:15 CEST

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Are you in VZ?

2026-04-02 14:50:05 CEST

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We?

2026-04-02 14:48:51 CEST

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He’s been on more podcasts than you and people care what he has to say. Even you care what he has to say, otherwise you wouldn’t be in his comments section crashing out.
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