ProfessorTom

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2026-05-04 02:11:59 CEST

https://youtube.com/shorts/_7VesUwoQMw?si=oqSd9OjMXiAu4nms

2026-04-12 22:19:30 CEST

Is “Go to England and rape one” the wrong answer?
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2026-04-05 02:33:41 CEST

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ld_X8NMLE_o?si=41S0xK-8bSZAHpWA

2026-04-04 23:57:02 CEST

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But do you stay out of shitty countries?

2026-04-04 23:54:43 CEST

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But their shit smells like spicy Indian curry!

2026-04-04 23:36:41 CEST

I HATE yak shaving.

2026-03-31 01:29:56 CEST

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I hate Golang.

2026-03-30 22:29:02 CEST

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2026-03-30 21:30:09 CEST

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that's what's being recommended in the training, NOT what I recommend. I recommend a personal domain backed by ProtonMail.

2026-03-30 21:21:34 CEST

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no, I'm not.
I don't see how you go that backwards.
stench is bad. Google does evil.

2026-03-30 21:17:12 CEST

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Because it doesn't have the stench of Google on it.

2026-03-30 20:56:55 CEST

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This is why White people shouldn't be allowed to train animals.

2026-03-30 20:45:46 CEST

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Of course you're a horse.

2026-03-30 20:42:51 CEST

People are fucking stupid
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2026-03-30 20:27:54 CEST

recommending gmail.com email addresses as professional email addresses, not persona domain backed by ProtonMail.

2026-03-30 19:52:11 CEST

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you can't even get that job unless you know someone.
Corporate America is trying to dump as much labor as possible.

2026-03-30 19:49:43 CEST

I'm sitting in a webinar that is required before getting employment help from a service. There's so much bad advice in this webinar, I'ms surprised that anyone gets hired listening to this horseshit.
Makes men wonder if this is one of those NGOs that gets paid only if they have clients. So if they don't get anyone hired, they blame their "clients" and ask the government for more money.

2026-03-28 18:59:53 CET

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you never paid.

2026-03-20 14:27:52 CET

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2026-03-20 14:27:43 CET

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2026-03-20 02:50:10 CET

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2026-03-07 04:03:16 CET

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Are you say gin that when the Ottomans banned the printing press, the rest of the world was worse off than them, so they were able to survive for a while?

2026-03-07 02:32:09 CET

Manager: We need to fill this role ASAP. Any updates on candidates?
Recruiter: We have some laid-off professionals.
Manager: No, they might have issues.
Recruiter: How about people currently employed?
Manager: Many seek high salaries and remote work options.
Recruiter: Fresh graduates then?
Manager: They lack experience.
After 6 months...
Manager: Why haven't we hired anyone yet?
Recruiter: It’s hard to find someone who fits your exact criteria.
Manager: Nobody wants to work anymore!

2026-03-03 02:41:47 CET

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whut?

2026-03-03 01:33:03 CET

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Why are they shoveling snow inside a U-Haul?

2026-02-26 23:13:53 CET

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/139/231/008/478/256/original/ca47f987bc58566f.mp4

2026-02-12 21:50:13 CET

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2026-02-03 14:47:23 CET

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starts great, don’t like how it ends for the setup in mind.

2026-02-01 20:26:56 CET

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Almost intelligent means that AI is false advertising.

2026-01-23 08:45:10 CET

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imagine that: the government artificially raises the price of labor and living costs go up for everyone.

2026-01-23 04:51:33 CET

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Just like NYC is getting around the $30/hr minimum wage laws by hiring Filipinos for $3.75/hr to be virtual cashiers and hotel front desk staff.

2026-01-22 20:00:29 CET

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Where does she keep her id to show the bouncers?

2026-01-22 19:58:22 CET

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All that does is keep dudes staying home so the club is full of women only.
But then, because the club lets girls in for free and gives them free drinks, the club goes out of business/bankrupt.

2026-01-22 17:45:42 CET

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you mean she's a whore plying her trade?

2026-01-22 17:37:05 CET

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keep it in your pants, dude.

2025-11-18 16:37:35 CET

The whole market is fucked.
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2025-11-07 23:54:53 CET

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The Lusitania was sunk by a German submarine. Pearl Harbor wasn't an inside job either.

2025-09-30 00:59:31 CEST

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One way to think about it is if it was $4 million the year before, an additional 25% would make it $5 million this year.

2025-08-02 23:45:06 CEST

I'm going to hell for passing this on
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2025-07-15 13:11:55 CEST

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I totally agree with you.
I think Pam Blondi was a bad pick.

2025-07-14 18:35:33 CEST

Is everyone on NAS broke?

2025-07-14 18:18:31 CEST

I've had caffeine but my eyes don't want to stay open. My body is jittery, but my head is already done with this day.

2025-06-28 16:31:40 CEST

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The way you say that, it sounds like we met at a Huntsville No Agenda MeetUp once.

2025-03-07 22:44:06 CET

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/03/05/disney-layoffs-abc-news-538/81596422007/

2025-03-07 17:33:19 CET

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Is it also the gene that makes women dye their hair blue and become feminists and Leftists?

2025-03-07 17:31:56 CET

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2025-03-05 16:16:46 CET

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I didn't want to say just vibrator because that could mean more than a sex toy. And yes, there are dildos that don't vibrate.

2025-03-05 06:12:31 CET

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a vibrating dildo with building MP3 player?

2025-03-05 04:34:08 CET

Trump just made a Black kid a member of the Secret Service. But Trump will still be called racist
And Democrats weren't standing or clapping beause they aren't racists, they just hate Black people

2025-03-05 04:12:19 CET

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2025-03-05 03:36:37 CET

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2025-03-05 03:33:38 CET

This isn’t the President reporting to Congress, it’s a fucking roast!

2025-03-05 03:29:49 CET

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I’m glad I lived to see it.

2025-03-05 03:27:34 CET

Dude just got kicked out for disrupting the SOTU speech!

2025-03-05 02:52:53 CET

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2025-03-03 00:23:51 CET

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This is the best video to promote never having kids.

2025-03-01 17:40:22 CET

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Maybe Hackman was a CIA asset and said he wanted to retire, so a mysterious death (well, three) happened.

2025-03-01 17:21:40 CET

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AI isn't that intelligent. It just looks like it now when you try to have a conversation with it.

2025-03-01 17:06:27 CET

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Well, yeah...I was musing aloud about how to do that technically.

2025-03-01 16:49:31 CET

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I'm not sure that would work. At the very least, they'd have to be backwards compatible and then update all the clients out there to use the new keys.
Of course, that's very doable. 🤔

2025-03-01 16:10:57 CET

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I'm shocked by how many people are claiming that Trump and Vance are the ones acting more emotionally than a woman would, as if a "stunning, beautiful and brave" woman would tolerate the disrespect that Zelenskyy is laying down.
And to be clear, it was a reporter, not Trump or Vance that asked the question about whether or not Zelenskyy owns a suit.

2025-03-01 15:35:16 CET

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what do you think about people saying that Trump and JD Vance reacted more emotionally than a woman would have?
I know what I think about it, but I’m curious to get your opinion.

2025-03-01 15:32:14 CET

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did they crack the encryption or did they just get the keys that were used for the encryption?

2025-02-28 17:23:55 CET

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2025-02-28 00:36:58 CET

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why is her holster garbage?

2025-02-27 23:39:38 CET

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2025-02-27 15:44:03 CET

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I was saying all three of those things are true

2025-02-27 15:37:17 CET

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A) that's gross
B) you want Elon to fuck you?
C) she'd still be disappointed because she's a woman.

2025-02-27 15:29:16 CET

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she's going to be disappointed no matter what.

2025-02-27 15:28:48 CET

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What's wrong with Subway? (Other than the Prajeets that own and operate them.)

2025-02-26 19:24:38 CET

And just like that she stopped feeling so strong and independent
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/071/586/460/584/295/original/e7a06935a7b5bbfc.mp4

2025-02-26 15:29:59 CET

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2025-02-25 22:26:17 CET

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this is the problem with the Left: they have compartmentalized thinking and lack the ability to be logically consistent.

2025-02-25 01:58:57 CET

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Is you saying Wesley Snipes is a deadbeat dad?

2025-02-25 01:49:44 CET

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2025-02-24 19:13:11 CET

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2025-02-21 18:40:14 CET

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Reading your piece, I had a strong desire for Ukrainian forces to surrender/desert and for negotiations to become a moot point. At least that way, the oxygen of "tRuMp is a pUtiN shill!!!!!!" would be sucked right out of the political atmosphere.

2025-02-21 17:33:21 CET

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This is starting to feel like the collapse of Germany at the end of WW I, even right down to the internal propaganda of “actually, we’re winning the war”.
Be prepared for a “stab-in-the-back” narrative and Ukraine War 2.0.

2025-02-11 01:38:54 CET

#ifykyk
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2025-02-02 21:08:16 CET

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Yes, this is what I mean. I've gotten fucked over several times trying to find a new job. It hasn't worked out.

2025-02-02 18:10:16 CET

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seems like it’s the modus operandi for 2025 as well

2025-02-02 17:46:01 CET

I feel seen
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2025-01-30 17:23:16 CET

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2025-01-25 18:17:57 CET

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2025-01-22 20:29:14 CET

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huh?

2025-01-22 19:59:17 CET

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2025-01-22 08:52:41 CET

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they're all ugly.

2025-01-21 16:01:02 CET

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Does she have a face for radio?

2025-01-21 15:12:51 CET

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2025-01-19 21:31:37 CET

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There is no indication of the units being in metric in that image.

2025-01-19 19:22:08 CET

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I don't have that much faith in Weather Apps during severe weather.
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2025-01-19 19:11:18 CET

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If I piss on your back, it's raining piss, right?

2025-01-19 19:09:33 CET

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Minnesota or Alberta?

2025-01-19 16:59:27 CET

Cannot confirm.
If true, sounds like a marriage of corporate cost cutting which will in turn push the "climate change" mania narrative when severe storms hit and no one local warns people.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1880432285910200589.html

2025-01-19 16:35:40 CET

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YOU NEED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS SO PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM ON THE INTERNET.
#douchebag

2025-01-16 18:17:49 CET

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I'm guessing the entire state is designated as "wetlands".

2025-01-03 23:54:40 CET

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yes, I know. I included the image in my post.
Did you know that January 3, 2000 wasn't the last time that strip ran?
Do you know what date was the last date?
Do you know why?

2025-01-03 23:44:08 CET

True or False: the final comic strip of Peanuts was published on January 3, 2000? Or is that a trick question? Click on the link below to find out!
https://open.substack.com/pub/professortom/p/on-this-day-in-history-january-3?r=sow3e&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

2024-12-31 20:52:15 CET

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So...you were suggesting a website that was insulting?

2024-12-20 18:22:19 CET

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