ProfessorTom

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2026-09-09 21:34:14 UTC

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Do you have Signal?

2026-09-08 13:12:29 UTC

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saw this the other day, went to work a gig forgot to respond.
Let’s do it!

2026-08-31 21:28:40 UTC

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2026-08-31 21:16:52 UTC

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you'd have to know C to understand the bug. Gemini just makes things worse by adding is own bug.

2026-08-31 21:15:32 UTC

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No, Java doesn't have pointers.

2026-08-31 21:09:35 UTC

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2026-08-26 23:17:20 UTC

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2026-08-24 17:42:10 UTC

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I didn’t bring her into this. You did.

2026-08-20 20:10:27 UTC

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
And then you'll be charged a 100% exit tax.

2026-08-20 18:54:45 UTC

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2026-08-20 17:23:09 UTC

A staffing firm just rejected me for a temp job because I didn't have "hand tools" on my resume.
Who the fuck puts hand tools on a resume?

2026-08-18 15:59:32 UTC

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2026-08-18 05:34:49 UTC

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2026-08-18 05:15:01 UTC

Which one are you bringing back?
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2026-08-16 23:40:16 UTC

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2026-08-16 19:11:50 UTC

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Phrenology is a discredited 19th-century pseudoscience that claimed a person’s character, personality traits, and mental abilities could be determined by examining the shape, size, and bumps of the skull.

2026-08-15 15:18:14 UTC

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Do you think they'll abandon this too if there is sufficient outrage?

2026-08-12 00:03:41 UTC

Would you describe me as toxic?

2026-08-10 17:12:14 UTC

Brave New World
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2026-08-09 18:49:19 UTC

https://www.reddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/s/vw3pUj5Ukc
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2026-08-08 17:48:36 UTC

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I didn't save the image and I refreshed the page.

2026-08-08 17:44:37 UTC

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oh shit, I didn't add the image.

2026-08-08 17:40:03 UTC

recruiters are stupid

2026-08-07 19:15:43 UTC

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Are you familiar with The Shmoo?
Comic strip I liked as a boy.
The Shmoo was a loveable creature, really.
Laid eggs gave milk and died of sheer ecstasy when looked at with hunger.
The Shmoo loved to be eaten.
It could taste like any food you desire.
Shmoo hide cut thin made fine leather. Even Shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
In essence, The Shmoo supplied
all of the world's wants.

2026-08-04 17:57:18 UTC

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Americans have to get jobs somewhere. Tearing up their own vehicles while being severely underpaid and undertipped by H1-Bs is what they get…unless you’re a CEO.

2026-08-04 17:15:47 UTC

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2026-08-03 22:47:01 UTC

No word on whether or not this will cause a rash in your asshole
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2026-08-02 16:16:22 UTC

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Of all the words I would use to describe Robert (does he go by Bob?) fag and it's derivatives aren't one of them.
He's been nice to me, got angry at me, blocked me, unblocked me an apologized and sent a gift with his apology. And he was in the Chair Force. Can't be hatin' on him...even if the Chair Force is a little faggy.

2026-08-02 16:11:23 UTC

Is @npub12t6…y07h an alter ego of @npub1kzl…h23m ?

2026-07-31 13:56:10 UTC

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2026-07-31 02:32:27 UTC

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2026-07-26 19:46:21 UTC

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that's a non sequitur.

2026-07-26 19:45:26 UTC

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People can edit books any time they want as well.

2026-07-26 19:44:54 UTC

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It does matter.
The fact that you don't care is irrelevant.
You're wrong and will continue to be wrong. This will cause you pain in what time you have remaining here on earth.

2026-07-26 19:43:12 UTC

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You are wrong sir, Branch prediction was invented in the 1950s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_predictor#History

2026-07-26 19:40:23 UTC

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Yes It is.
It is intelligence that is artificial. Ergo, artificial intelligence.

2026-07-26 19:39:01 UTC

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Yes, there is.
Your processor does branch prediction. THAT's AI.

2026-07-26 19:37:43 UTC

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That you continue to use.
Get rid of the machine in front of you so you get AI out of your life.

2026-07-26 19:35:12 UTC

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Because I'm not the one making accusatory statements and preaching a religion. You are. And you're not a good practitioner of the religion you preach.

2026-07-26 19:33:40 UTC

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Yes, computers make people lazy and fat. Just like cars.
Go raise a barn.

2026-07-26 19:31:25 UTC

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You just used AI: your computer does branch prediction. That, Sir, is AI.
Now your reputation is forever tarnished.

2026-07-26 19:27:28 UTC

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No, I am the accused lazy,. You are the Exhaled One who leads sinners like me onto the path to the Promised Land.

2026-07-26 19:24:04 UTC

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You can't just AI for something like this and it work.
Also, I don't understand why you aren't growing all your food and cloth, healing yourself, building your own house, making your own computes and cars, generating your own electricity.
What a slacker you are!

2026-07-26 17:22:40 UTC

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2026-07-21 17:12:40 UTC

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If you hire no one, you will have a 100% perfect hiring rate.

2026-07-21 15:08:56 UTC

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So, let me get this straight: you don't are people that need jobs, you hire people that give you performative BS and then you wonder why your employees are of such low quality?
You need to take a good, long, hard look in the mirror.

2026-06-18 15:49:45 UTC

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2026-06-17 23:26:16 UTC

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2026-06-17 21:58:20 UTC

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I have never LISPed in my life and have no intention of starting now.

2026-06-17 21:49:24 UTC

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Is that like how people refer to the computers that Apple makes as MACs? I've never understood how an address could be an entire computer. Then again, I only have a third grade certificate of attendance.

2026-06-17 21:39:00 UTC

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Even though English is my second language and I don’t have a first, I don’t talk like a gayboi.

2026-06-17 21:24:50 UTC

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2026-06-15 23:01:41 UTC

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Sir Jonny is British.

2026-06-15 15:59:22 UTC

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I don't know. There are no Asian women near me.
Even if there were, that doesn't explain why Sir Jonny is doing dating ads.

2026-06-02 14:00:36 UTC

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2026-05-29 19:13:00 UTC

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You might like my Substack:
https://professortom.substack.com

2026-05-29 19:08:47 UTC

@npub16py…frml Do you like History as a subject?

2026-05-29 18:56:33 UTC

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That's what I did. But I'm White, cis and Male. That means I get to be discriminated against.

2026-05-29 18:45:25 UTC

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yep.
And they send that money back to India.
If these people were that good, they wouldn't need to come to the United States.They'd stay home and fix their broke, dusty country.
Alas.

2026-03-30 18:45:46 UTC

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Of course you're a horse.

2026-02-03 14:02:38 UTC

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why?

2026-01-31 17:48:50 UTC

@npub1d85…p88k Washington State is calling you home:
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2026-01-23 03:51:33 UTC

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Just like NYC is getting around the $30/hr minimum wage laws by hiring Filipinos for $3.75/hr to be virtual cashiers and hotel front desk staff.

2026-01-17 07:56:53 UTC

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No, I don't think you do because you haven't yet performed a citizens' arrest on the fucker.

2026-01-04 17:34:41 UTC

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https://open.substack.com/pub/tracyshuchart/p/the-venezuelan-oil-narative-is-pure?r=sow3e&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay

2025-11-08 01:23:20 UTC

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That graphic is rather blurry. Do you have a higher resolution photo?

2025-10-04 21:41:38 UTC

Who here knows what General Conference is or is participating in the event?

2025-09-30 12:45:46 UTC

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apparently, I purchased the book back in March.

2025-09-29 22:59:31 UTC

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One way to think about it is if it was $4 million the year before, an additional 25% would make it $5 million this year.

2025-09-25 23:42:29 UTC

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2025-07-14 16:28:41 UTC

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no, they're not. Just how I feel right now.

2025-07-01 03:55:41 UTC

Is this the kind of image you'd put on a professional networking website?
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2025-03-05 02:36:37 UTC

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2025-03-05 02:29:49 UTC

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I’m glad I lived to see it.

2025-03-01 16:21:40 UTC

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AI isn't that intelligent. It just looks like it now when you try to have a conversation with it.

2025-02-27 14:44:03 UTC

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I was saying all three of those things are true

2024-11-30 18:07:35 UTC

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What’s your point?
The writer Umberto Eco belongs to that small class of scholars who are encyclopedic, insightful, and nondull. He is the owner of a large personal library (containing thirty thousand books), and separates visitors into two categories:

2024-11-21 23:11:08 UTC

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2024-11-21 17:46:24 UTC

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2024-11-21 14:10:27 UTC

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2024-11-16 15:06:54 UTC

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if he a contact page, we should send him that image and ask if he included that bit because he's a No Agenda Producer.

2024-11-09 13:10:34 UTC

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I am the passenger
I stay under glass
I look through my window so bright
I see the stars come out tonight
I see the bright and hollow sky
Over the city's ripped-back sky
And everything looks good tonight

2024-09-03 15:36:46 UTC

How many of us here would make the same mistake if were the ones committing the robbery?
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