Sir ALF

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2026-04-02 23:50:40 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:28 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:01 UTC

Europe is so fucked.
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2026-04-02 16:09:13 UTC

In shocking news, justice who couldn’t define a woman can’t understand basic laws and logical arguments. DEI hires have permanently damaged society. https://notthebee.com/article/check-out-the-lowlights-from-our-diversity-justice-during-the-birthright-citizenship-case

2026-04-02 15:42:37 UTC

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2026-04-02 00:42:30 UTC

As bad as this propaganda is in the United States, it’s much worse in Europe.
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2026-04-01 21:07:21 UTC

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2026-04-01 17:36:46 UTC

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2026-04-01 14:10:19 UTC

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2026-04-01 02:54:56 UTC

I dunno. According to the Muslims themselves, they’re here to overthrow our society from within. And we’re so dumb we not only welcome it, we punish anyone who raises doubts about their motivations.
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2026-03-31 17:31:52 UTC

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2026-03-31 14:33:40 UTC

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2026-03-31 14:31:59 UTC

Good lord, what day isn’t?
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2026-03-30 19:26:59 UTC

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2026-03-30 17:35:11 UTC

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2026-03-30 14:54:15 UTC

Fuck off, Billy Porter. Blacks are the most over-represented race in all forms of media, entertainment, and sports. If anyone should be complaining, it’s Latinos.
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2026-03-30 00:07:07 UTC

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2026-03-30 00:06:57 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:52:25 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:43:21 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:43:13 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:14:11 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:14:02 UTC

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2026-03-28 17:15:21 UTC

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2026-03-28 01:16:29 UTC

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2026-03-28 01:10:57 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/florida-man-leaves-aa-meeting-does-coke-smokes-pot-drinks-crashes-through-airport-gate-and-tries-to-steal-a-plane

2026-03-27 20:50:36 UTC

The memes have been glorious.
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2026-03-27 20:43:26 UTC

So this is what passes for “funny” in libtard land.
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2026-03-27 02:31:40 UTC

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2026-03-27 01:29:03 UTC

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2026-03-26 22:15:59 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/tulsi-gabbard-shares-newly-unclassified-documents-showing-communication-suggesting-ukraine-was-going-to-spend-hundreds-of-millions-in-aid-money-to-fund-joe-bidens-campaign

2026-03-26 16:06:42 UTC

The memes are rolling in hot & heavy… https://youtu.be/Zud9LhR8Ytk

2026-03-25 17:54:57 UTC

Who cares about French. They should’ve complained he didn’t speak enough Arabic.
https://notthebee.com/article/air-canada-ceo-summoned-to-capitol-for-hearing-after-crash-that-killed-two-pilots-and-injured-40-others-because-his-apology-wasnt-in-french

2026-03-24 23:25:11 UTC

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2026-03-24 14:04:20 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:55:25 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:48:10 UTC

Oh look! That thing they said never happens was happening again. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVwnwpWgWo2/

2026-03-24 07:41:27 UTC

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2026-03-24 06:50:12 UTC

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2026-03-24 06:13:04 UTC

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2026-03-24 05:19:33 UTC

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2026-03-24 05:15:30 UTC

America needs to raise its boys better than this.
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2026-03-24 04:50:23 UTC

But..but..you have to UNDERSTAND. It’s their CULTURE.
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2026-03-24 04:47:49 UTC

We all know black culture is what it is, so that's not news. The real takeaway here is the fact that blacks are quite affluent if they're eating at Zaya. So fuck the false narrative that they're oppressed.
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2026-03-24 02:31:02 UTC

Remember, no matter what the media tells you, Japan loves Trump. 😊 https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs

2026-03-23 19:54:11 UTC

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2026-03-23 19:25:28 UTC

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2026-03-23 14:57:30 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/two-different-911-memorials-were-disrespected-by-muslims-hanging-banners-and-placing-prayer-mats-on-them-this-weekend-including-in-nyc

2026-03-23 07:49:28 UTC

Democrats keep letting black animals back out on the street because they’re “oppressed”. They keep killing women. Why do Democrats deserve a single vote?
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2026-03-22 22:09:48 UTC

Dayam!
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2026-03-22 06:25:34 UTC

They get what they asked for and they’re still never satisfied. https://youtu.be/i_xrF35gtPg

2026-03-22 05:58:36 UTC

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2026-03-21 16:33:46 UTC

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2026-03-20 20:35:27 UTC

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2026-03-20 20:07:36 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fear-higher-gas-prices-could-affect-molotov-cocktail-production

2026-03-20 19:38:09 UTC

Fucking legend.
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2026-03-20 17:03:06 UTC

Those who cry the loudest have the most to hide.
https://notthebee.com/article/wife-of-nyc-mayor-deletes-profile-after-old-posts-with-the-n-word-gay-slurs-and-praise-for-jihadis

2026-03-20 16:18:09 UTC

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2026-03-20 16:06:43 UTC

Why is Trump protecting Fauci?
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2026-03-17 17:45:11 UTC

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2026-03-17 13:46:30 UTC

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2026-03-17 13:46:15 UTC

Oh yeah, THATS the problem.
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2026-03-16 15:31:11 UTC

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2026-03-15 23:44:46 UTC

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2026-03-15 04:30:19 UTC

My libtard cousin got the latest download and said only Republicans call first ladies men (referring to Big Mike). I told him the left roasted Barbara Bush for 12 years, calling her manly. He said he googled and couldn't find any memes to confirm what I said. Wow. We are screwed.

2026-03-14 16:48:49 UTC

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2026-03-14 00:52:44 UTC

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2026-03-14 00:49:00 UTC

They let murderers out of jail hundreds of times, but this guy they kept in jail for 10 years without any charges. Welcome to America. https://notthebee.com/article/tommy-thompson-finally-released-from-us-prison-after-ten-years-served-without-charges

2026-03-14 00:20:20 UTC

Whenever I see these magic for gorillas videos, I can’t help but noticing their reactions are just like those of another certain demographic. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUNI7sOids9/

2026-03-13 00:01:10 UTC

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2026-03-12 21:50:14 UTC

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2026-03-12 21:49:56 UTC

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2026-03-12 19:04:03 UTC

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2026-03-12 16:52:11 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-cancels-plan-to-attack-california-after-seeing-gavin-newsom-already-destroyed-it

2026-03-12 15:17:20 UTC

https://x.com/cbsnews/status/2031490599447310557

2026-03-12 15:14:36 UTC

Homy crap, people are fast with AI. https://www.instagram.com/p/DVxOd1hjK40/

2026-03-11 14:22:44 UTC

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2026-03-11 00:03:00 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-japanese-men-came-to-hawaii-for-what-couldve-been-beautiful-day-at-beach

2026-03-10 20:29:16 UTC

https://newrepublic.com/article/207435/moderate-democratic-voters-economic-populism

2026-03-10 18:00:17 UTC

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2026-03-10 15:23:33 UTC

Libtards are suicidal and deserve the death that awaits them.
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2026-03-10 14:35:36 UTC

Nailed it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVpLnbCCulh/

2026-03-10 03:09:12 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-clarifies-that-his-wife-only-celebrates-mass-murder-in-her-capacity-as-a-private-citizen

2026-03-10 00:59:03 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/new-moderate-virginia-government-passes-law-demanding-educators-teach-january-6th-was-a-violent-insurrection

2026-03-10 00:55:16 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-under-persistent-delusion-anyone-cares-what-it-thinks

2026-03-09 17:37:32 UTC

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2026-03-09 16:05:18 UTC

This is how bias our news is. Look up US News on AP and they have LGBTQ+ as a header category.
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2026-03-09 01:33:20 UTC

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2026-03-09 01:30:32 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-new-yorkers-for-making-muslims-throw-bombs-at-them

2026-03-08 20:32:48 UTC

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2026-03-08 15:48:44 UTC

I guess the name makes sense for a restaurant in Hollywood. Everyone wants to eat at... https://www.theblocla.com/store/cafe-balzac

2026-03-08 03:09:29 UTC

Well that one went under the radar. https://www.wdbj7.com/2026/01/26/woman-arrested-recruiting-people-social-media-assassinate-trump/

2026-03-08 00:38:49 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-says-hell-be-able-to-make-better-diagnosis-once-he-reviews-scan-of-your-insurance-benefits

2026-03-08 00:25:29 UTC

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2026-03-08 00:20:00 UTC

"Possible security threat"?!? The guy made a BOMB threat. Why would you go out of your way to soften that? https://people.com/southwest-flight-diverted-to-atlanta-mid-flight-suspect-taken-into-custody-11921570

2026-03-07 19:30:37 UTC

Invasion and take over of western civilization. Promoted by the WEF and welcomed by the people of Europe because they were afraid of being called racists. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVe-uMyjCmC/

2026-03-07 14:24:17 UTC

AI? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU6IfEJkXH4/

2026-03-06 18:47:15 UTC

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