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2026-07-26 22:31:57 UTC

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2026-07-26 22:31:43 UTC

But call him an N word and you get a year. Black privilege is real.
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2026-07-26 22:31:32 UTC

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2026-07-26 17:29:19 UTC

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2026-07-23 17:34:25 UTC

If you only see the leftist headlines (i.e. your news feed), you’d think Trump was giving nuclear bombs to Saudi Arabia. They literally call it an “arms race”. https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/22/saudi-nuclear-pact-fears-regional-enrichment-01009142

2026-07-20 20:20:24 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/muslims-threaten-to-slaughter-pennsylvania-apologists-family-for-not-saying-islam-is-peaceful

2026-07-11 14:55:52 UTC

Makes perfect sense it’d be three white women.
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2026-07-06 18:30:49 UTC

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2026-06-24 14:31:56 UTC

This is what white, affluent, libtard women look like on social media. They actually post pictures of themselves like this. A clear warning to normal people.
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2026-06-01 19:04:37 UTC

https://www.vice.com/en/article/cosplay-models-sold-feet-juice-outside-an-anime-convention-and-it-sold-out-almost-immediately/

2026-05-25 16:38:35 UTC

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2026-05-07 22:04:05 UTC

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2026-05-02 01:39:52 UTC

Wow, a libtard meme that’s actually funny! Unfortunately, they think this “owns the chuds” on the right. Thing is, they find this funny too because this is who Trump is. And they love him for it.
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2026-04-29 17:35:36 UTC

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2026-04-29 17:19:18 UTC

They can't read but I'm sure they can name all 57 genders and believe communism will save us all. https://notthebee.com/article/videos-of-prep-school-students-attempting-to-read-a-basic-sentence-really-doesnt-make-you-feel-good-about-our-education-system

2026-04-23 23:28:52 UTC

Disgusting how casually this demon talks about it.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeSiTbk_uk/

2026-04-19 21:41:39 UTC

Funny how EVERY kid of someone famous in Hollywood is trans. What are the odds?
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2026-04-19 01:00:34 UTC

This shit’s gotta stop.
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2026-04-16 02:31:10 UTC

Genius artwork.
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2026-04-15 01:36:36 UTC

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2026-04-14 13:46:59 UTC

Clearly never opened a history book…
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2026-04-07 22:53:07 UTC

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2026-04-07 13:08:10 UTC

Why does Graham have such a hard-on for war?
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2026-04-06 16:22:42 UTC

Imagine that. Movies can be profitable if they’re not a woke-infested money laundering scheme.
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2026-04-04 14:51:30 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:40 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:28 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:11 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:50:01 UTC

Europe is so fucked.
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2026-04-02 16:09:13 UTC

In shocking news, justice who couldn’t define a woman can’t understand basic laws and logical arguments. DEI hires have permanently damaged society. https://notthebee.com/article/check-out-the-lowlights-from-our-diversity-justice-during-the-birthright-citizenship-case

2026-04-02 15:42:37 UTC

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2026-04-02 15:38:00 UTC

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2026-04-02 00:42:30 UTC

As bad as this propaganda is in the United States, it’s much worse in Europe.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV80hS8E9I3/

2026-04-01 21:07:21 UTC

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2026-04-01 17:36:46 UTC

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2026-04-01 14:10:19 UTC

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2026-04-01 02:54:56 UTC

I dunno. According to the Muslims themselves, they’re here to overthrow our society from within. And we’re so dumb we not only welcome it, we punish anyone who raises doubts about their motivations.
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2026-03-31 17:31:52 UTC

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2026-03-31 14:33:40 UTC

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2026-03-31 14:31:59 UTC

Good lord, what day isn’t?
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2026-03-30 19:26:59 UTC

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2026-03-30 17:35:11 UTC

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2026-03-30 14:54:15 UTC

Fuck off, Billy Porter. Blacks are the most over-represented race in all forms of media, entertainment, and sports. If anyone should be complaining, it’s Latinos.
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2026-03-30 00:07:07 UTC

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2026-03-30 00:06:57 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:52:25 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:43:21 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:43:13 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:14:11 UTC

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2026-03-29 17:14:02 UTC

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2026-03-28 17:15:21 UTC

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2026-03-28 01:16:29 UTC

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2026-03-28 01:10:57 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/florida-man-leaves-aa-meeting-does-coke-smokes-pot-drinks-crashes-through-airport-gate-and-tries-to-steal-a-plane

2026-03-27 20:50:36 UTC

The memes have been glorious.
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2026-03-27 20:43:26 UTC

So this is what passes for “funny” in libtard land.
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2026-03-27 02:31:40 UTC

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2026-03-27 01:29:03 UTC

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2026-03-26 22:15:59 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/tulsi-gabbard-shares-newly-unclassified-documents-showing-communication-suggesting-ukraine-was-going-to-spend-hundreds-of-millions-in-aid-money-to-fund-joe-bidens-campaign

2026-03-26 16:06:42 UTC

The memes are rolling in hot & heavy… https://youtu.be/Zud9LhR8Ytk

2026-03-25 17:54:57 UTC

Who cares about French. They should’ve complained he didn’t speak enough Arabic.
https://notthebee.com/article/air-canada-ceo-summoned-to-capitol-for-hearing-after-crash-that-killed-two-pilots-and-injured-40-others-because-his-apology-wasnt-in-french

2026-03-24 23:25:11 UTC

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2026-03-24 14:04:20 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:55:25 UTC

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2026-03-24 13:48:10 UTC

Oh look! That thing they said never happens was happening again. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVwnwpWgWo2/

2026-03-24 07:41:27 UTC

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2026-03-24 06:50:12 UTC

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2026-03-24 06:13:04 UTC

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2026-03-24 05:19:33 UTC

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2026-03-24 05:15:30 UTC

America needs to raise its boys better than this.
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2026-03-24 04:50:23 UTC

But..but..you have to UNDERSTAND. It’s their CULTURE.
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2026-03-24 04:47:49 UTC

We all know black culture is what it is, so that's not news. The real takeaway here is the fact that blacks are quite affluent if they're eating at Zaya. So fuck the false narrative that they're oppressed.
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2026-03-24 02:31:02 UTC

Remember, no matter what the media tells you, Japan loves Trump. 😊 https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs

2026-03-23 19:54:11 UTC

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2026-03-23 19:25:28 UTC

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2026-03-23 14:57:30 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/two-different-911-memorials-were-disrespected-by-muslims-hanging-banners-and-placing-prayer-mats-on-them-this-weekend-including-in-nyc

2026-03-23 07:49:28 UTC

Democrats keep letting black animals back out on the street because they’re “oppressed”. They keep killing women. Why do Democrats deserve a single vote?
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2026-03-22 22:09:48 UTC

Dayam!
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2026-03-22 06:25:34 UTC

They get what they asked for and they’re still never satisfied. https://youtu.be/i_xrF35gtPg

2026-03-22 05:58:36 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mm8pD2NqV2c

2026-03-21 16:33:46 UTC

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2026-03-20 20:35:27 UTC

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2026-03-20 20:07:36 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fear-higher-gas-prices-could-affect-molotov-cocktail-production

2026-03-20 19:38:09 UTC

Fucking legend.
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2026-03-20 17:03:06 UTC

Those who cry the loudest have the most to hide.
https://notthebee.com/article/wife-of-nyc-mayor-deletes-profile-after-old-posts-with-the-n-word-gay-slurs-and-praise-for-jihadis

2026-03-20 16:18:09 UTC

https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2034870668265701418

2026-03-20 16:06:43 UTC

Why is Trump protecting Fauci?
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2026-03-17 17:45:11 UTC

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2026-03-17 13:46:30 UTC

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2026-03-17 13:46:15 UTC

Oh yeah, THATS the problem.
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2026-03-16 15:31:11 UTC

https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/2033368767888294321

2026-03-15 23:44:46 UTC

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2026-03-15 04:30:19 UTC

My libtard cousin got the latest download and said only Republicans call first ladies men (referring to Big Mike). I told him the left roasted Barbara Bush for 12 years, calling her manly. He said he googled and couldn't find any memes to confirm what I said. Wow. We are screwed.

2026-03-14 16:48:49 UTC

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2026-03-14 00:52:44 UTC

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2026-03-14 00:49:00 UTC

They let murderers out of jail hundreds of times, but this guy they kept in jail for 10 years without any charges. Welcome to America. https://notthebee.com/article/tommy-thompson-finally-released-from-us-prison-after-ten-years-served-without-charges

2026-03-14 00:20:20 UTC

Whenever I see these magic for gorillas videos, I can’t help but noticing their reactions are just like those of another certain demographic. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUNI7sOids9/

2026-03-13 00:01:10 UTC

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2026-03-12 21:50:14 UTC

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2026-03-12 21:49:56 UTC

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2026-03-12 19:04:03 UTC

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