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2026-08-27 23:26:57 UTC

This grows in our yard. We just call it the broccoli because that's what it looks like. I have no idea what it actually is, but the bees fucking LOVE IT. They get so drunk from it, I love watching them dope around after hanging out on there.
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-08-07 02:46:43 UTC

Posted without alt so I stole it. Proof of "life"
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2026-08-05 15:24:49 UTC

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I got the DVD set the second it was available.

2026-08-05 02:41:51 UTC

TV peaked in the 90s.
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2026-08-04 18:04:22 UTC

pool flower! the glitter is my favorite part.
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-07-25 23:22:30 UTC

The rare dog blep! Copper REALLY likes Italian ice.
#AgingPunks #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon
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2026-07-09 01:59:03 UTC

I have a new favorite lily!!
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-07-03 23:30:09 UTC

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I hope you occasionally go "Hmmm...yes...quite." while holding it and looking smart.

2026-07-03 23:02:42 UTC

The heat saps the joy out of everything. I love heat, cold is painful, but this is a bit much. I'd bake but don't want to heat up the house. It's too hot for the fun cars.
I'm bored.

2026-07-03 02:54:18 UTC

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I had to scroll back up to find this post. Tears streaming down my face from laughing and have already shared it with two groups. Thank you.

2026-06-24 23:57:56 UTC

I haven't told this story in a while and the pic just cycled through the slideshow.
Every year for easter my very methodist grandparents would send me a bunny in some form or another. Sometimes a plushy, sometimes a book. One year, this is what they sent. Not one person was willing to tell the 70+ year-old woman she was buying the playboy bunny logo in shag carpet art for her young granddaughter.
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2026-06-24 23:42:33 UTC

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hahhahahaha YOINK

2026-06-22 16:34:28 UTC

Today's run
#AgingPunks #exercise #Treadmill #running #HomeGym
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2026-06-13 02:25:54 UTC

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OMG I love the word whorl it's what the weird spiral point of hair on the back of your head is called.
Thanks!

2026-06-13 01:27:00 UTC

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Here are the blossoms in question. They're neat, too!
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-06-13 00:49:28 UTC

We planted this last year and at the end of the season it died less than gracefully. Then magically it came back this year! For zooms, I actually prefer the stems without the blossoms. They just look neat.
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-06-11 22:21:08 UTC

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I realized I could just say thank you and move on unless someone asked for details. Note: this is ONLY about my nails. Anything else I will still say where I got it and usually also that it was on sale 😂😂

2026-06-11 22:17:45 UTC

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I've had to tone it back recently, but I've always done the same thing.

2026-06-07 02:26:47 UTC

I love flowers just after it rains. I'm obsessed with the water droplets.
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-05-27 01:22:21 UTC

Saw some awesome looking fungus today!! Is there a catchy HT for these?
#AgingPunks #Fungus
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2026-05-26 00:55:24 UTC

We have one whole peony blossom so far!
#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling
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2026-05-23 00:07:22 UTC

Well, I guess this is where it ends, my arm can never be moved.
#AgingPunks #CatsofMastodon #Catstodon
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2026-05-11 21:13:37 UTC

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OK but have you ever had a Lady Alice?

2026-05-03 00:46:51 UTC

Who has two thumbs and a new (to her) bicycle? This girl, right here. Meet Betty.
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2026-05-01 01:08:07 UTC

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reminds me of the sexy daikon!

2026-03-29 16:53:31 UTC

Today's run. Imagined the whole Lerner family getting stomped on. #AgingPunks #Exercise #Treadmill #Running #HomeGym
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2025-12-18 00:55:56 UTC

just so we're clear
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2025-12-14 16:54:54 UTC

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Almost done!
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2025-12-14 16:53:04 UTC

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Here's our duplicate.
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2025-12-14 16:50:44 UTC

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These all seem easy after that long one.
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2025-12-14 16:49:04 UTC

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Jesus that alt
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2025-12-14 16:39:31 UTC

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2025-12-14 16:37:07 UTC

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2025-12-14 16:34:44 UTC

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I realized the 4th here is the same as the one I just saved.
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2025-12-14 16:31:47 UTC

This will be a long post. The satire snake flags I've collected over the years. Just borrowed one from @npub16kg…afn8 so figured I'd share the rest.
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2025-10-29 00:03:11 UTC

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Nixstory: when I was 9ish I did a presentation on isadora duncan dressed as her. The way she died creeps me out to this day.