utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

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Last Notes

2026-05-19 21:32:12 UTC

New low price
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2026-05-19 20:02:32 UTC

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Argh I have no time to fix this rn

2026-05-19 19:18:03 UTC

Watercooled 2x Nvidia H200 build
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2026-05-19 18:41:32 UTC

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Start a new one, that's what I did @npub1rrv…wkqk

2026-05-19 18:36:39 UTC

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I'm gonna deposit more into my npub now to win the leaderboard

2026-05-19 18:03:11 UTC

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These guys will be putting their nsecs in Gmail to save it

2026-05-19 18:02:47 UTC

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Google can provide 100x better security that the average normie downloading a nostr app off of Google play, fucking OBVIOUSLY

2026-05-19 17:57:41 UTC

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No bro you gotta close wisp, open another wallet to check, go back into wisp confirm the nostr zap worked :wisp_lazor:
Isn't this UX 10x better?

2026-05-19 17:54:25 UTC

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Only if you're richer than her

2026-05-19 17:53:15 UTC

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Hollandaise

2026-05-19 17:52:01 UTC

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I'm sure the 2nd biggest company in human history isn't as serious as an autist on nostr

2026-05-19 16:54:57 UTC

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Thanks man, I try

2026-05-19 16:54:24 UTC

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I bought ethereum and filecoin on coinbase when I was a noob 🤷

2026-05-19 16:52:05 UTC

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2026-05-19 16:49:39 UTC

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Put it in my mouth slowly

2026-05-19 16:48:11 UTC

Gm btw
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2026-05-19 15:42:07 UTC

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you do, but not step 1

2026-05-19 15:41:29 UTC

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they don't need to be because the nsec is encrypted before they see it

2026-05-19 15:36:23 UTC

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Is WhatsApp open source? 🤔 Can you verify the encryption code then build from source 🤔🤔🤔🤔

2026-05-19 15:34:10 UTC

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You broke my website sir stahp

2026-05-19 15:26:02 UTC

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Your normie friend doing a dumb thing with their nsec like saving on phone or plaintext in an email is way more likely than a google block

2026-05-19 15:25:20 UTC

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You can try but no matter what if we use lnurl we are doomed to always need a webserver provider

2026-05-19 15:20:23 UTC

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Yup

2026-05-19 14:51:06 UTC

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It's encrypted, so no they don't have it

2026-05-19 14:46:59 UTC

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Stupid Google only securing billions of dollars worth of data, for sure my raspberry Pi in the basement will keep me safer

2026-05-19 14:41:58 UTC

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GLEASON AND VITOR IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED

2026-05-19 14:41:06 UTC

Your noob friends don't need to backup seed phrases or nsec anymore. Just login to #wisp with Google and everything works without any setup or backups
Haters will say pennies might get rugged and that their self hosted setups are more secure than Google
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2026-05-19 14:35:36 UTC

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Nah now the default spark wallet is derived from your nsec - if you have your nsec then you have your wallet

2026-05-19 14:34:35 UTC

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Choose nwc noob

2026-05-19 14:33:59 UTC

BREAKING: USA freezes all bitcoin in ETFs and Exchanges to prevent Iran from collecting money to build a nuclear weapon
Bitcoin twitter and Saylor cheer it as insanely bullish

2026-05-19 14:29:05 UTC

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The bugs to user ratio is too high

2026-05-19 14:18:20 UTC

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Is safu, I did many securities

2026-05-19 13:30:26 UTC

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Something like ryzen5/rtx3090/ddr4 probably best value right now . Really need that minimum 24gb vram to do anything reasonable

2026-05-19 13:23:33 UTC

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And LinkedIn

2026-05-19 13:23:18 UTC

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Nah gonna run Microsoft Windows with Microsoft teams

2026-05-19 13:15:30 UTC

Anytime YouTube starts showing Linus Tech tips suddenly my shopping cart is full of parts for a new PC

2026-05-19 13:10:00 UTC

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Ice cream so good

2026-05-19 12:47:42 UTC

Gm,
Little baby taking a break to touch grass
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2026-05-19 11:51:44 UTC

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Nope just for wisp, just simple and easy and basic nsec signing

2026-05-19 11:49:04 UTC

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It was a source of weird bugs whereby I don't know if wisp is the problem, amber or the user. Then i end up troubleshooting for hours phantom things that don't exist. Then iOS only has bunkers so now I have to support that to keep the apps at somewhat parity. Then there's the fact that people just click on "auto approve" so what's even the point? Make my life 100x easier by using wisp's built in signer

2026-05-19 01:11:43 UTC

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I have answered this several times, you can read about it on my profile

2026-05-19 00:49:15 UTC

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I think maybe some REITs or blue chip corporate bonds to bring his income up or something?

2026-05-19 00:08:35 UTC

Going card counting in my ask Jeeves disguise
If I don't post tomorrow that means I'm in jail for trespassing
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2026-05-19 00:04:30 UTC

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Pretty good value imo

2026-05-18 23:35:58 UTC

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Pffft, you'll never be free, go do more research before posting any memes!

2026-05-18 23:22:37 UTC

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Wouldn't it be great if they had an easy way to first join nostr and learn this stuff? Then simply make new nsecs and wallets? Or they should learn everything up front before even playing around with nostr?

2026-05-18 23:08:25 UTC

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Nostr apps are so amazing as our growth demonstrates and so we sign a document to make them worse in exchange for money

2026-05-18 23:07:25 UTC

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Yeah we do, I hope I don't get in trouble for revealing that.

2026-05-18 23:04:54 UTC

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I use wisp's built in signer with my nsec, do I not know any private key control?

2026-05-18 22:56:50 UTC

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Is your position truly that we should continue making the same cypherpunk nostr apps over and over again instead of trying to make at least one easy one for casual users?

2026-05-18 22:36:19 UTC

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Yes

2026-05-18 22:36:00 UTC

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Wait you don't want cryptographically isolated permissions for every single move you make on nostr and have it crash half the time and be told you're stupid for not setting up your relays correctly?

2026-05-18 22:25:12 UTC

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Screen recorder

2026-05-18 22:20:10 UTC

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Why ask when you can just spread nonsense about money? I did it because signers are very hard to support and a major source of bugs. It has nothing to do with money

2026-05-18 22:08:59 UTC

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Untapped XRP output?

2026-05-18 18:34:10 UTC

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Replaced with nsec login

2026-05-18 17:20:16 UTC

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2026-05-18 16:44:01 UTC

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It’s a much better solution that encouraging obesity as a movement

2026-05-18 16:27:12 UTC

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Yup

2026-05-18 16:15:18 UTC

Apparently there might be tornados where I live today, neat, I always wanted to die in a cool way

2026-05-18 15:50:36 UTC

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I made it up

2026-05-18 15:41:40 UTC

Now that ozempic is out suddenly the body positivity movement (fat acceptance) is completely dead

2026-05-18 14:13:00 UTC

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Hey I guess that's a reasonable solution

2026-05-18 13:54:47 UTC

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2026-05-18 13:51:13 UTC

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You strike me as a BBL guy

2026-05-18 13:48:38 UTC

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They won't kill you as fast or make you smell like dog shit, still better

2026-05-18 13:47:27 UTC

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I decided to not torture myself anymore supporting all signers, sorry sir

2026-05-18 13:46:48 UTC

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Well I'm proud of you, vaping is shit

2026-05-18 13:45:53 UTC

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2026-05-18 13:45:29 UTC

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Gleason spamming everyone with money lol

2026-05-18 13:43:51 UTC

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fuck I'm in danger now people know I have $100 😭😭😭

2026-05-18 13:41:56 UTC

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Some of them do typos on purpose now too

2026-05-18 13:40:04 UTC

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You just replied to a bot 🤭

2026-05-18 13:39:24 UTC

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How to quit sir pls help

2026-05-18 13:38:24 UTC

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I really enjoy my current car except filling up the tank and doing maintenance

2026-05-18 13:36:31 UTC

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Wow these dudes are rich

2026-05-18 13:33:32 UTC

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Nah I just use lightning and don't worry about it

2026-05-18 13:30:36 UTC

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Struggle is a strong word, I would just say the car doesn't add any value, my stunning good looks and great humility is enough

2026-05-18 13:29:13 UTC

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Yes they do
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2026-05-18 13:27:04 UTC

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See @nprofile…4k44 latest note

2026-05-18 13:23:21 UTC

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It's on the release notes and I've been discussing it for over a week with tons of drama. It's correct that we no longer support amber, raw dog only

2026-05-18 13:17:31 UTC

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*logs in with Google*

2026-05-18 13:15:53 UTC

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Sir you have three cars

2026-05-18 13:12:07 UTC

Thinking of downgrading my nice car for a basic Toyota hybrid to stack more sats, any objections?
Nice car not helping me with the ladies anyway so might as well stack for the fellaz

2026-05-18 13:02:08 UTC

How many wrong turns do you have to make down the rabbit hole to buy STRC on Solana?

2026-05-18 12:58:15 UTC

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Can I have some I'm tired

2026-05-18 12:57:02 UTC

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Probably didn't, people are liars especially gamblers

2026-05-18 12:56:03 UTC

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Hmmmm no, but perhaps I should add that option? Do you want it?

2026-05-18 12:48:07 UTC

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No longer support signers, sorry fren, too janky

2026-05-18 12:41:52 UTC

I would say half the time bitcoin comes up with a stranger, they say something like this
"I used to trade bitcoin, made some profit, but now it's too expensive"
These three statements in row make my eyes roll so hard it physically hurts my forehead

2026-05-18 12:33:41 UTC

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It would be classic nostr ux to pay $50 fee to move $20 in utxos so I'm not surprised this is your position

2026-05-18 12:32:44 UTC

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Palestine apparently
But I think Sam wears it because he fucking loves watermelons and it's a big misunderstanding

2026-05-18 12:27:14 UTC

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I once ran a service called nodeless, perhaps you remember, and when my users couldn't withdraw their money due to fees they didn't think it was awesome. But maybe bitcoin is dead and fees are low forever and who cares it's all moot anyway

2026-05-18 12:23:10 UTC

@nprofile…q9u3 was kicked out of the conference smh
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2026-05-18 12:22:09 UTC

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The mining fees will exceed the size of the utxos

2026-05-18 12:11:37 UTC

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I don't think y'all will even be able to move most coins even once let alone mix them once fees are even just 5 sat/vB 🤣 but all good let's see how it goes, I'm interested in your experiment

2026-05-18 12:08:53 UTC

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Need some mushrooms to get through this 🤭

2026-05-18 12:05:07 UTC

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Will do

2026-05-18 11:57:30 UTC

Ontario gets like 4 days of beautiful spring weather and it's over already, too hot today

2026-05-18 11:54:08 UTC

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Trying to lighten the mood here but looks like I'm failing at that too eh :wisp_cowboy: