Not here for any particular reason, but I try to be nice enough to people and hope they do the same.
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Last Notes npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Vi er enige om at det er sådan lidt dumt at lave mørdej i en hedebølge, hvor der er over 30 grader i køkkenet, ikke? Og gæt så hvad jeg laver… npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Admin/customer service/logistics for the local newspaper so kind of perfect for me. And the people who interviewed me seemed nice, so hopefully it will be good! Also, in Danish we have "vimpel" and standard" for the sort of non-flags you fly from a flagpole, and since vimpel is the most commonly used I just... Well, brain not working. Though confusingly in Denmark we have the "classic standard" and the "modern standard", the modern being shorter. Ours is a modern at only 4 meters. https://cdn.masto.host/helvedenet/media_attachments/files/114/940/733/462/290/194/original/13e4f4641983ff86.jpeg npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Untying knots from the wimple, doing laundry, digging up some potatoes and doing some other preparations for tonight's dinner. Also, vacuuming and dusting of as much of the house as I can be bothered to. Possibly washing the kitchen floor. Très domestique, but hey; I've got to enjoy this stay-at-home existence while it lasts. (I start a new job on Friday.) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis I suspected as much... Still, it's a nice enough legend, so I shan't go about disavowing it! (Unlike the ridiculous crusader myths and stuff that basically belongs in a Dan Brown novel... We do get that sort of tourists!) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Getting ready to have a Mastodon friend over for coffee later this morning, the counting up tableware for the wedding to see if we have enough - and rolling a few tablecloths in preparation for the same. Very demure! https://cdn.masto.host/helvedenet/media_attachments/files/114/895/510/104/632/188/original/59f4b536e137edcd.jpeg npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Hand-brushing cat fur out of the rugs/loose carpets in the living rooms. Because it's more effective than vacuuming, but it does take some time to go over some 50sqm of piled rugs. (Eventually I should build some sort of stand in the garden so I can give them a good beating - but for now getting rid of the cat fur will have to do.) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis It wouldn't be my first Camberwell carrot... npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Done sorting through the linen for the wedding. Now breakfast before I start weeding in the 25m long dahlia border in the front garden. npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis I also inherited this little bit from him, though it's much younger... A medieval tiny cauldron that was found in 1939, but when I inherited it I kind of knew I had to let it go. My axe heads are lovely, but medieval metal objects that are complete or mainly complete are Danefæ so ought to be handed over to the National Museum - which I did. And I had the pleasure of seeing it at the 2020 annual exhibition of Danefæ finds. @npub187s…yrm8 https://cdn.masto.host/helvedenet/media_attachments/files/114/640/876/879/924/732/original/de796501ab50bbcc.jpg npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis I know next to nothing about axe heads, but I love these two beauties that I inherited after my grandfather who found them in his fields. https://cdn.masto.host/helvedenet/media_attachments/files/114/640/793/272/674/004/original/876af3a06d7c2047.jpeg npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Var ved lægen i dag. Dum læge. Hun sagde ikke det, jeg gerne ville høre. I stedet sagde hun det, jeg selv regnede med; at det absolut ligner brok, og at jeg lige skal henvises til det kirurgiske ambulatorium for at få det tjekket m. ultralyd og så videre. Så min stakkels/fucking irriterende krop er ikke helt lappet sammen. Og måske kan det ikke fikses, og måske kan det fikses med endnu en mave-operation. *suk* npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Hvis man vil indføre hot-desking, burde man da i det mindste sørge for et keyboard og en skærm ved hver plads... Det andet virker jo... Dumt? @npub1huh…qp9x npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis It looks amazing! I hope somebody has found a way to market it as an up-market speciality so it can be commercially viable to preserve the breed. After all, animal conservation societies can't really afford to keep breeds alive in any meaningful numbers. Sad but true. npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Today is more gardening. First, cleaning up after having torn down an ugly sort of dog patio at the back of our house (shards of old, brittle plastic roofing all over the lawn, plus lots of wire mesh that needs to be rolled up for reuse at some point), and then making a makeshift trellis for growing sweet peas around the vegetable garden - and planting out sweet peas, because they're quite frankly threatening to take over the spare bedroom where they currently live! npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis I need to dig out a trench to plant a lilac hedgerow towards the neighbour in the front garden. I did half of it yesterday, so I'll finish today. Also, I need to rake over the 25m long soon-to-be flower bed in the front garden so it's ready for sowing/planting when the risk of frost has passed, and ditto for the second half of the kitchen garden. And generally just do a lot of soil-work. I really enjoy working with soil and making it better... npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis In that case better not risk it with another lunchbox failure! npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis I mean, haven't we all done stuff we needed our partner to forgive us for? Yesterday I gave my boyfriend a pasta salad as his packed lunch for work - for the second day running! And I didn't feel great about it, but I was lazy and thought I'd get away with it. So that's sort of like plagiarising a dissertation, right? (I did better today. I was frying up croutons at 6am this morning.) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis In Danish flæsk can mean pork (usually pork belly, but it's also used for pork mince) - but also "fatty tissue"... npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis It's quite exhilarating to see these things so quickly after they've been unearthed. Thank you for sharing! npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Igelkott shelter! Igelboda sounds like a good home for igelkottar. npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Here on Bornholm it's sunshine, rest, continued recovery after surgery (though it's frustrating that I can't just be 100% already!), taking the kitten out in the frosty garden and seeing him rather confused by a very large hare slowly jumping across the back lawn. Could be worse, could be better. Will become better and better over the coming weeks. I just need patience. And sunshine and cats. npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Magpies can be a bit annoying - but they're also so much fun to watch, and strikingly beautiful. We don't have them in the garden, though, so I don't have to worry about the annoying noise and can just appreciate them when I see them. (We do have a large colony of rooks just behind our garden, though, and I'm growing to love them in spite of the noise they sometimes make. After all, if I can't get rid of them I might as well love them, right?) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Language-shaming is such a great way to underscore your own superiority towards others... Especially if it's somebody's second language. Drug gangs are bad for many reasons. I'm sure their proficiency (or lack thereof) in written Swedish is not one of them. npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Jeg har haft lymfomer i underlivet, der blokerede for mine tarme - og nu hvor canceren er overstået skal jeg så have lappet stomierne sammen, så min krop kommer til at fungere normalt igen. (Det her er sidste runde i næsten 3 år med sygdom - og der var en længere periode, hvor lægerne ikke helt troede, det ville gå.) npub1adm893umm8x63encjp70wu48aq7kw9splf6rlyg5h85qq2h4wzysa9c9t2 Søren Markvard Riis Kan ikke sove for smerter, og nu er der under 2 timer, til jeg under alle omstændigheder skal "vækkes", så det er ikke til at vide, om jeg når at sove inden da. Men i det mindste bliver jeg altid så dejligt veludhvilet af en time eller to i fuld narkose, så det går nok. Det er bare trælst, at stomierne ønsker at sige farvel på denne måde. Og der er ikke så meget jeg eller nogen anden kan gøre, andet end at vente til operationen.