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DEAR FEDERAL AGENTS MONITORING THIS USER'S SOCIAL MEDIA FEED, THIS MAN IS NOT A THREAT, HE DOES NOT THREATEN THE LIFE OR WELL BEING OF ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL ON THE FEDIVERSE DOT COM

2024-08-28 03:34:34 UTC

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you shouldn't make promises you don't intend to keep, js

2024-08-28 03:34:11 UTC

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where do I sign up?

2024-08-28 03:26:27 UTC

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I'm so glad this breached containment and embedded itself in your mind, not unlike a parasite

2024-08-28 03:24:56 UTC

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I'm unaware of any relational status between you and a third party, whom I am not
I just assume everyone is my friend.

2024-08-28 03:20:07 UTC

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wrong list, sweetie

2024-08-28 03:17:02 UTC

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I'm just kidding around. As far as I'm aware I have no mental illnesses.

2024-08-28 03:12:39 UTC

@npub1hqp…yy63 @Ignace You heard it here first, I've got a diagnosis!
#note19gs…05tt

2024-08-28 03:10:56 UTC

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im 3/5ths on a good day

2024-08-26 02:27:29 UTC

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the pessimism spiral has only one logical conclusion: death.
death cultists are no fun

2024-08-25 02:13:50 UTC

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that's not programmer humor it's gnu+Linux
Squares and rectangles, man, squared and rectangles