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2026-04-02 20:10:32 UTC

Every single rocket in space is CGI.
This is because we are trapped under the firmament and we cannot leave.
Even this new moon-landing mission turned into a bunch of CGI slop.
https://blossom.primal.net/6eae4bb20f4562d37ae156f9f13dbd267e7b59328a6688aac53ca6caeab22c2d.mov

2026-04-01 16:46:35 UTC

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I’ll do 15, fair enough??

2026-04-01 16:45:54 UTC

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That guy’s page is crazy bro it goes so in depth.

2026-04-01 16:20:46 UTC

Space and the moon landing are the two biggest pranks the world has ever seen…
APRIL FOOLS 🤤🤤🤤
https://blossom.primal.net/765419cf52fe503cfba928b006c4d2a6f86207906f8714b3d9ef88a992a87850.mov

2026-03-31 18:38:59 UTC

I have BEEF with NUKES because they smell like OIL and FISH 🤯🐟🛢️
https://blossom.primal.net/6be9a286834e83617d3de84ed82848b4141efb7825c5e89fa969c77274af54ec.mov

2026-03-30 18:27:29 UTC

Do you know why Mercury is called the messenger of the Gods?? 🤔🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/e10c6cbadd1f32b288803bd6f97df46569d84670f9028c2aad1d93092e568757.mov

2026-03-29 21:07:36 UTC

Why does NASA love to frolic around in Algeria and pretend to be on Mars??
https://blossom.primal.net/9db2782b70b0a2dbe047ffd96cc8b96f1cc2508ab45ef9f6b0486d3cba580780.mov

2026-03-28 17:10:57 UTC

Do giant lizard people actually rule the world?? 🤔🦎
https://blossom.primal.net/25351969f574517a74eda331374ac1ecb9a5d381bce210e055dfa68698d5054d.mov

2026-03-27 18:47:02 UTC

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You clearly don’t watch my videos.

2026-03-27 18:05:45 UTC

Have you heard of the three body problem?? 🤔🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/76c58d4d86332886aacf4bf33347a175a20c0930ee0e79f9a1dfa7bc36d269e8.mov

2026-03-26 20:38:31 UTC

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Fo of them

2026-03-26 18:27:41 UTC

Did you know that bees genuinely know that the Earth is flat??
https://blossom.primal.net/3a215f4609a6ca98e8a8a0ee09f58a1c26d9d2d930359e397b448ec0a437c12a.mov

2026-03-25 17:21:58 UTC

This tree in Montenegro is being a really good girl. 😏😏
https://blossom.primal.net/17e0c491514044055e9c6163799d4b6010c63c161f68959f84b8e6eae993fe50.mov

2026-03-24 18:06:39 UTC

I just discovered that oil is the second most abundant liquid on Earth!!
https://blossom.primal.net/70813404f511c1fb65b3c7f91cc5bafe1ca2cd701358e596fe9c40ac24bd896d.mov

2026-03-23 19:55:04 UTC

How is it genuinely possible that all of the stars, planets, and everything else in the universe…
All appear to rotate around Polaris??
https://blossom.primal.net/98c4041b439348b7e4cfec16af9f879a8191d55dfa21503d4afdead97be9cccc.mov

2026-03-22 19:22:26 UTC

ChatGPT was GENUINELY GASLIGHTING me so BRUTALLY that I DELETED the APP!! 😱😱😱
https://blossom.primal.net/8796d6ab04131c9d17f56d6d9d68b05a2ce772474e24bdd63a113178c3c67275.mov

2026-03-21 04:19:45 UTC

You found out that almost every single person in any position of government around the world tortures, rapes, and eats children…
And you still pay taxes, go to work, and do what youre told??
You’re a pathetic little bitch.
https://blossom.primal.net/65515ccbe7ce2971ac0fd8aafff0ac9d87d5fbe330ac67c9611cb9cf0f877aef.mov

2026-03-21 03:11:28 UTC

If this war is really about saving the people of Iran from a corrupt government…
Then why is the US and Israel bombing children’s schools??
How many innocent lives need to be lost before you grow the balls to stand up and fight??
https://blossom.primal.net/94894cec5bde61d63d85c1a41d6fcb7f514c7b3d224b507a7365f910ba10d956.mov

2026-03-21 02:32:40 UTC

The United States government is massacring the city of Tehran…
With a population of over 9 million people.
Desalination plants are being bombed…
Tens of millions of people are now without fresh water.
International trade is being disrupted.
Why are you supporting the agenda to completely eradicate the majority of the human population??

2026-03-20 19:36:28 UTC

EVERYTHING WE SEE IS A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION?? 🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/d6f8b2269bd5c6d771bc2a13efb53f2dcd8b5093bb3eb504ccaca09b953d9e12.mov

2026-03-19 17:56:06 UTC

Did you know that if you are orbiting something, then you are constantly accelerating??
Acceleration is the change of speed or direction, and you will always feel this force.
So, how is it possible that we are constantly accelerating around the sun at 66,600 mph… but we cannot feel it?? 🤔🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/bd2962b7434ab5366f16ea682a8ef4e8d540cf538f4aa5387de2eea550946e32.mov

2026-03-18 19:56:43 UTC

For all of you who think you are real men…
Now is the time to take the fucking stand.
Now is the time to say no to this tyranny, so that our children can live in a world worth living…
So that humanity can escape from this grips of this deluded, satanic system.
Now is the time to walk the fucking talk.
Are you a real man, or are you a fucking coward?
https://blossom.primal.net/89b91b3ed213a3b56f43f1c06361d18ddc3b2203e1a3acca9196b0d328899938.mov

2026-03-18 19:41:35 UTC

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You are a based giga-Chad

2026-03-18 19:41:09 UTC

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I pray to God that you are right, brother.

2026-03-18 18:45:26 UTC

I WILL NOT FIGHT THIS WAR
A boots on the ground invasion is very likely… and a draft will be instated…
It is up to us as a collective to say no, so that millions of Americans don’t die in this meaningless war that has nothing to do with the common citizen.
https://blossom.primal.net/a57c4f4b392508abed6960d6153ccf1bf0a7dc03a772076c1581a645f5f27221.mov

2026-03-18 18:34:03 UTC

What do nuclear weapons, DNA, space, and viruses all have in common??
They are all FAKE…
https://blossom.primal.net/c6e7f46fc35ab60440fa91f691b2f884b7de46498d93920ef01c26fd311a0b2d.mov

2026-03-17 18:32:34 UTC

Did you know that no human on Earth has never actually observed DNA??
The only “real” picture is a composite image…
It’s all CGI, just like space!!
https://blossom.primal.net/74705f3696321604235e612d65f81a331737d41a0c3fbce12bd6e5242a9c5e33.mov

2026-03-16 17:11:53 UTC

Why is there so much motion-blur when traveling in a car at 60mph… but there’s no motion-blur when we fly through space at incomprehensible speeds??
https://blossom.primal.net/1ff7e87a849997f6cd003878828f29688f933d63b8cc39ea3340d7b88eaa1388.mov

2026-03-16 17:09:43 UTC

Watch this guy pound this bell as hard as he possibly can in this vacuum chamber…
https://blossom.primal.net/ee6a7449f2713b7f9491b9474e7b3bc1ef2f40f7024a2e27956226d17f26b063.mov

2026-03-15 03:20:27 UTC

Did you know that #Google and #NASA have some major beef with a side of fish?? 🤔🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/b1dd8e7a476148f88999f5b981cd2005c835a695425f2174e5d7d3791fc00440.mov

2026-03-14 20:17:04 UTC

The real new year is about to happen…
On the Spring Equinox.
Turtles have the Lunar Calendar on their shell.
https://blossom.primal.net/a2a3198edf5c1517dc4ca56d4ea73b74d03d5a152c037a7537e87a534bfc2841.mov

2026-03-12 20:40:05 UTC

Did you know that I love to eat lead paint??
https://blossom.primal.net/ca9cf40d3c4b3ba2a8cd5b8c1368995f929367984def3e3995fd4669a2bd8d31.mov

2026-03-11 17:50:36 UTC

If we can’t measure a single inch of curvature across any body of water on Earth…
Then how is the Earth a Globe??
https://blossom.primal.net/d5d4f5330d3c4a1c2e84ab3037d66e530e693d40243a94668770500054afd000.mov

2026-03-10 18:42:30 UTC

What on Earth are they serving us at McDonald’s??
https://blossom.primal.net/6307d6e4c47b6311fe8ed702eb9bcda4dd375ba50882d45b2e5d4b8ae5087031.mov

2026-03-09 19:02:14 UTC

World War 3 is on the horizon… but nukes are fake!! 🤯🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/af1ecd8d574bffd2fd30a2c3c4de2cdbe225c0a3bd96946566193c6aca4b6af0.mov

2026-03-08 19:05:14 UTC

Are the people that faked the moon landing genuinely chopped?? 🤔🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/57e8c1c1a0663fe939404863d6adf8de8f70e5ea0c08e13716402cc25622263d.mov

2026-03-08 01:14:24 UTC

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Antarctic flag***

2026-03-08 01:05:28 UTC

Can someone please tell me what the penguins are hiding at Deception Island in Antarctica?? 🐧🤔🥶
https://blossom.primal.net/202a344699f2c64e24d0e41b07a282626f9ed648ab89e87c4b9b2852c1ac483c.mov

2026-03-07 02:39:50 UTC

WATER DOES WHAT?? 😱😱😱
https://blossom.primal.net/b811f12071c094b61c08b483c5da78191c70980a6ea60f9dd992aa0ecc10fa11.mov

2026-03-04 18:08:38 UTC

Why did the #foid that tried to circumnavigate-maxx the #globe #genuinely never return??
https://blossom.primal.net/d2c578f2b6d373cc774e5791a8be12c59658280ac7883576763c214aa552bdcd.mov

2026-03-03 23:52:01 UTC

How did my friend in Brazil find a Tartaria Globe Map pencil sharpener??
https://blossom.primal.net/bb13fba0625c7a14247e51109bec15e00eae9bcd1c06cf1314635054ba46cb80.mov

2026-03-03 19:06:00 UTC

Why is the US larping for war with Iran??
https://blossom.primal.net/45cdaca6de660fd864daa1d2363d01ed0a43a18172a1abe9617582fbc2f6c76e.mov

2026-03-02 11:56:25 UTC

Astronauts should be exploding in the void of outer space… 🚀🌎
Why aren’t they?? 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/8014399541f10ba942f0c3e6c6c3f05f8f37b287753276e2a82aab82d65ef3be.mov

2026-03-01 22:59:23 UTC

Keanu Reeves replaced Jim Carrey!!
https://blossom.primal.net/acbf8bd7dea7da63f67e139fffc44df6bc00d6521b48ffdac38e414a5ec6fee2.mov

2026-03-01 15:33:42 UTC

They say that the eye is the window to the soul…
And that you can see the entire universe being reflected back at you when you look deeply into someone else’s eyes. 👁️
https://blossom.primal.net/db7476a158406969720d73898c48c53cb10c141dd3d7df0663ce761194738364.mov

2026-02-28 14:36:25 UTC

Did Hollyweird genuinely clone Jim Carrey??
https://blossom.primal.net/6f9f2e257f47f49edb393d5afcfcf40585c55046ba3898421e678c1f00996b29.mov

2026-02-28 13:55:15 UTC

Type “flat earth” backwards into Google… then add “.com” to the end of it.
Tell me what website it takes you to.
https://blossom.primal.net/d7bd03055e890d038b954155b5440f14ab406e7ba968f73f6244cfb0fa237ab4.mov

2026-02-28 01:40:01 UTC

WHY IS THIS SATELLITE ATTACHED TO A FUCKING BALLOON?? 🤯🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/a7cee79f3c3bbf60d89e23f217da9841146dca380da1dfc426c7639c908050a8.mov

2026-02-27 14:31:19 UTC

What if I told you that the militaries of the world are harnessing and manipulating the energy coming from the ring of fire?? 🔥🌋🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/d785bea64757fd9b14991ff11b4ad6491089896514d4f14752260216c45ffff4.mov

2026-02-27 06:30:34 UTC

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Idk I’m popular on Tik Tok and instagram. There’s no algorithm on here.

2026-02-26 22:29:18 UTC

You can GENUINELY see the FIRMAMENT DOME 🤯🤯🌈😏
https://blossom.primal.net/f8149fd694f44e9b818f40a126d2f1a85c951b211791bd85b29bdf6bf7d9e10a.mov

2026-02-26 15:02:54 UTC

The Hindenburg was destroyed to scare us away from more energy and cost-efficient means of travel and force us all into the petroleum-based dystopia that we live in today.
https://blossom.primal.net/26b0c4ec6e70a2d05810c5a36beee251cbc06454ef7122df0e39240df11ec05f.mov

2026-02-25 20:03:08 UTC

You mean to tell me that the atmosphere is all spinning in perfect sync with the rotation of the Earth??
https://blossom.primal.net/bf5a6c2f84a4530f7483851ad9ddeb83260a9ec0e76032d16ddec9f3c38fb026.mov

2026-02-24 19:05:59 UTC

Why is Elon Musk posting AI videos of his super advanced rockets??
🤔🧐🚀👁️
https://blossom.primal.net/d48b820de9b55083d0b27215de44f01a14d37f783d60b183075affa928cbb6a0.mov

2026-02-23 13:38:39 UTC

If space is real, then why are all of the videos and pictures of space just composite images??
https://blossom.primal.net/fb17195cbffed4bce853d9e48839b491eba9700546989495f979faeb35c8cf1e.mov

2026-02-22 14:42:18 UTC

Crepuscular light rays are impossible on the heliocentric globe model.
https://blossom.primal.net/22143d675f2a62f0a4c97424123ae1863b94200697ae46e430fa46a17dc9a5b5.mov

2026-02-21 14:53:44 UTC

This video proves that the moon cannot be causing the tides:
https://blossom.primal.net/b252382e67023fd2e91ad81b9a5fe2f2a0e29aca5ae7698bab8ca8d89516009a.mov

2026-02-21 03:58:20 UTC

This video GENUINELY proves that propulsion is impossible in a vacuum:
https://blossom.primal.net/d4d3877edcb097a0d1850c6a68657655643dc9a4230d6b7165e735ad76eaf8a4.mov

2026-02-19 15:09:53 UTC

Is this train in Siberia sideways and spinning?? 😵‍💫
https://blossom.primal.net/d4a0f91f692b4cc9705ea8a65c455d71dd8e249683d5115b22082765bec7fb0d.mov

2026-02-18 15:27:52 UTC

Why is there so much North Pole symbolism in movies??
https://blossom.primal.net/a27f3a7a6386b5a792addd29584006b0791c8433bd9b68f7613847e87d3102f0.mov

2026-02-18 01:09:04 UTC

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Watch this: https://youtu.be/axqDLhWs93Q?si=_TyXEgRgMpYEjGz3

2026-02-17 14:29:08 UTC

Do rockets actually scrape the firmament??
Probably not… but they’re certainly avoiding the firmament…
https://blossom.primal.net/0c15f1c7619974109132c788bfb3498823f621bcddb5db0ece0f3033f9ab63d6.mov

2026-02-16 12:04:15 UTC

We are being told that the fuel accounts for half of the airline ticket price…
What if I told you that you are being severely ripped off??
https://blossom.primal.net/f8b6b198257c2c18133e630444e63e6264bfc333eae36aaff7c316a694980857.mov

2026-02-15 14:36:18 UTC

Did you know that gyroscopes don’t have the ability to adjust for curvature when flying??
https://blossom.primal.net/83802af855d1d2d136407079d60745024798ae387ca61c7ee0f591726b320d6a.mov

2026-02-14 14:28:05 UTC

Has science become the new religious dogma??
https://blossom.primal.net/1570eeb0fb8c5f40ee90c0c4c0a64036be4d7d5588938b80311b3046709f603f.mov

2026-02-13 14:15:40 UTC

This supersonic sled is traveling at 6,600 mph…
Let’s put this into perspective:
https://blossom.primal.net/e432fb8a6ba250bbde8db5b5b7c2fb4521039888976073649d74c7267cc0bbda.mov

2026-02-13 14:14:19 UTC

Did you know that bees use acoustic levitation to achieve an esoteric chud-state??
https://blossom.primal.net/0a344ca482e187cba2ab20504120b773534f357d182a75a735a747272703093f.mov

2026-02-12 16:31:26 UTC

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

2026-02-12 15:33:02 UTC

Nuclear fusion is impossible in a vacuum…
Fusion requires massive amounts of pressure.
https://blossom.primal.net/13612e4840aadf6ac08656f6a43092dbcbc858f63b9be4ae093fa11fca5c30e7.mov

2026-02-11 15:32:06 UTC

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Communism is the systemized destruction of culture, wealth, soul.

2026-02-11 15:31:27 UTC

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So you believe we landed on the moon??

2026-02-11 15:29:53 UTC

Do snowflakes show us how the entire universe is just emanations from the Monad??
https://blossom.primal.net/13dfab1b59d613acf9cac7b1b4601b840fd0e9a36fccc570d180f0f293ef9229.mov

2026-02-10 19:03:28 UTC

Did you know that the US Government tried to blow up the Firmament??
Starfish Prime detonated at 250 miles* above the Earth’s surface!!
https://blossom.primal.net/f63fcc96e1e8b5cc7c50818344260e2ce7ab494e9812730cba8df73fb2da56de.mov

2026-02-10 14:06:39 UTC

Checkout this Masonic symbolism that I found in Kansas City, Missouri…
https://blossom.primal.net/acd5e017582d340e24fa0399cc6518976eb156026d59771d666d477b63165aa7.mov

2026-02-09 13:37:51 UTC

Do you dream about rainbows reflecting off of the firmament?? 🌈
https://blossom.primal.net/3fd31b419085983e73bb1185fada5e9c48d013a4f9045b9bc65419962005cb06.mov

2026-02-08 22:06:18 UTC

Is the royal palace of the wonderful #wizardofoz at the flat earth #olympics ??
https://blossom.primal.net/673df8e3e9a3b3e02c2f813ab9555ecfbd507339f30236d56184e52a355e228e.mov

2026-02-08 16:16:08 UTC

Do you forget to shut the door in #space ?? 🤔🪐
https://blossom.primal.net/50ac530f772379a190a0942dfc2c0f6a677751300ff2cc0ed78e08d4cea33631.mov

2026-02-08 13:38:09 UTC

What does this woman’s necklace symbolize??
https://blossom.primal.net/c52826473daf2db5a9a8eec28542b497d562afb4302f19825af0a2cb59cb9f43.mov

2026-02-07 13:48:14 UTC

How does the moon actually eclipse the sun??
https://blossom.primal.net/d1a1b94fffe86590beab152e4755cf496ea880997e50c8928b5f42cd36fe8bcc.mov

2026-02-06 15:05:12 UTC

Is gravity the magical glue that holds it all together?? 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/88a96e2d081ead33297a56e0eec90e191fdb264151da66323709b5738ad6d498.mov

2026-02-06 03:35:09 UTC

How can a rocket combust in the vacuum of space if there’s no oxygen to feed the fire??
How can a rocket propel in a void if there’s nothing to propel off of??
https://blossom.primal.net/a338ef46bfdaa891b3753ee5e8c0476d9c8a5ebed17ef63213429a4c5320c6c3.mov

2026-02-05 11:34:08 UTC

Nuclear weapons are a total hoax.
The fairy-tale of nukes is massive psychological operation used to scare the human population into submission:
https://blossom.primal.net/bae0b522fa87a7031335674940d2f7f14abad71b3f7a2792c2d58fe0da53441a.mov

2026-02-04 14:11:47 UTC

Sacred Geometry is simply the practice of observing how material naturally organizes in a contained system.
https://blossom.primal.net/25377928842d6d262b07b948ddf4f3f1186193388f84c52780b7d8a3e60c956a.mov

2026-02-03 19:59:41 UTC

We are trapped in the Game Cube of Saturn 🪐
https://blossom.primal.net/ee5d3bc742426ae79d276119ba7c8e9fefb7f80d4fa95384e6ca7ea9d4f03244.mov

2026-02-03 14:40:47 UTC

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Give me one globe proof and I’ll give you $1,000

2026-02-03 14:09:32 UTC

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🔥🔥👁️

2026-02-03 14:09:22 UTC

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This is a satire account you silly goose

2026-02-03 13:49:58 UTC

Why would they lie about the shape of the Earth??
How does this benefit the people “in charge” of the world??
Let’s take a deep-dive:
https://blossom.primal.net/17818089dc1b4718c57a749b4cc82a27b227bb4717e5e801b2bcb74c2b7fdf9a.mov

2026-02-02 13:18:02 UTC

What on Earth causes Lahaina Noon??
https://blossom.primal.net/2c06a974b42a07f4ead3ab11fd5fc8333144420192628f3fe2996a6fc7b4a8b0.mov

2026-02-01 14:39:32 UTC

Did you know this about the planets??
https://blossom.primal.net/a6b297d167b2bcba2ea5c735d20d7d32486fbd9f1f32b1d0e6d255854556a936.mov

2026-02-01 14:38:18 UTC

Why does NASA think that Mars is in Algeria??
https://blossom.primal.net/c8d2d38d805c92e66b0760f4005df5e8384f359b53054e0defe7adb23264f63a.mov

2026-01-31 12:57:38 UTC

Is the moon actually just Krypton in plasma form?? 🤔🌒
https://blossom.primal.net/b4e3da231f486c1968ca77b4c50eb2fa2ed3797433e10c3e078f66e0c223ea57.mov

2026-01-30 18:43:04 UTC

Did you know that no one on Earth can genuinely explain how eels reproduce?? 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/bdfb5dc2ae80948b24b17bd38654d49384c6c217e54b986f1086622be5ecb382.mov

2026-01-30 13:37:52 UTC

This is the BIG QUESTION that I ALWAYS get about the SHAPE of the EARTH: 🌎
https://blossom.primal.net/4006db208bed62210427d44a7e1d920aa44eaf090ebfb21df577a9aa4ab34d0f.mov

2026-01-29 23:43:09 UTC

Are astronauts deception-maxxing under water?? 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/6e05af439eee298c25d859b9517006c6871e240bc9ddb5319856ea0ce426b534.mov

2026-01-29 13:27:00 UTC

If directed energy weapons are just a conspiracy theory…
Then why does the US Navy have a laser weapon called “Helios”??
https://blossom.primal.net/30ab6fd0bfe18c82d2ed384f672b722d8015978b694ccd21e72aaec59dbaa26b.mov

2026-01-28 14:12:22 UTC

Why are all of the people who proposed the heliocentric globe model holding a compass in famous portraits of them??
https://blossom.primal.net/d19d378ad8946eaecc174198a2efafd38bcf331c71836914009ec31695464d53.mov

2026-01-27 19:02:52 UTC

Did you know that NASA allegedly paid Nikon to apparently discontinue the Nikon p1000 (The Globe Buster) just before the total solar eclipse of April of 2024??
https://blossom.primal.net/dda628c4bbb65a706e434f4371027bcc28a5e3ca651c69640c83bebfd29dd8f3.mov

2026-01-27 13:48:03 UTC

This TREE is constantly SQUIRTING WATER from deep below the EARTH:
https://blossom.primal.net/24c262d96fd99ba780d2d5b0a5da22c5e3107a6d61a0602bfc7a8831c5c00574.mov

2026-01-26 20:33:39 UTC

Satellites are launched into the upper atmosphere with Helium balloons…
Which explains why NASA is the largest consumer of Helium on Earth:
https://blossom.primal.net/19a3e1ee70c60eabafcdf838d25e8fd2bd893b4758708722962b4d6f2cfa9c0a.mov