Coping with existential dread through snark.
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Last Notes npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Just a bump of this, while it's on my mind. Are you still looking into this, or have you decided to leave it in? npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Do try to remember that all cops are bastards though. I bet most of the rank-and-file of CPD are more interested in enabling ICE than opposing them. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin And he's still paying $200/mo. for it. What a rube. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Open post to @npub1s20…twmm: npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin At the risk of being contrarian to the admin of my instance (😬): npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin I stopped using Steam for twelve years, while they had a mandatory arbitration clause in their TOS. I turned down a job because they had a mandatory arbitration clause in their employment contract. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin The legal way to do it is to print all of that information, store it in boxes, and then put the boxes in a disused bathroom at your house. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin A lot of people seem to forget that we were calling Twitter "the Hellsite" long before Musk bought it. Just because he made it worse doesn't mean it was ever particularly good. :blobfoxnauseated: npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin I believe the word on the truck's grill is an instruction for passing trains. :neofox_evil: npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Thank you for waiting for my BIOS update to finish before pulling the plug. 🙏 npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Thank you for being vocally supportive! :heart_sp_trans: npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin We don't want him anymore than you do! 😭 npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Oh, so the DoD is soliciting bids. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin We take a machine that does math--that's all it does--and then we make it do a bunch of really complex math to form grammatically plausible sentences, so that when it's asked a math question, it can give the WRONGEST answer. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin That's pretty easily justified. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin The microbiology department at my lab posted one of those on their door. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin "Where is the nearest ballot dropbox?" npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Yes. It didn't work. npub1vrph2nmfkf0sa56n3z9h7ucs683nhdtlfsk49v26xh9l5hh9w95sv3zp6e Alyssa Voronin Here I was, expecting a huge OSHA violation.
