TheGrinder

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2026-08-08 00:37:10 CEST

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#ReadyOrNot with Slayer BUT - police officer edition. no tactical SWAT gear allowed!
#naddr1qq…j9rw

2026-08-07 20:20:21 CEST

Meanwhile in Moneroland...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/tyqcJoNjNv0Fq/200.gif

2026-08-07 20:18:52 CEST

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Great that they've already started. He'll leave the White House with a huge construction site on it.

2026-08-07 20:16:13 CEST

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hate when that happens!

2026-08-07 20:14:16 CEST

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Always a pleasure to have you popping in and happy to actually see your chat messages again. We really need something like a dedicated relay that only does chat events and broadly use that relay for live chats. I'm bad with one popped out chat already, I'm worse with three from three different clients each showing me different chatters... or not. 🤣

2026-08-06 23:16:25 CEST

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that's the opposite

2026-08-06 23:14:16 CEST

Hey AI, draw an image of the World robbed of it's cultural heritage. what would that look like?
I'll start
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/832ce99c60f8d6a735f2dc9cde7eb0ad3336cc597e400229fe727de702702ab0.png
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/f976c03e4531aef35ab9bc2e97b6e552f0acdae7f605a086161e24889dffd2a7.png

2026-08-06 20:36:53 CEST

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1pushupadaytill1BTC=1BTC hash tag

2026-08-06 20:33:01 CEST

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The US has as much ammo as there is gold in fort Knox. oh wait...
Also, why is the ammo produced outside of the US? I thought he wanted to make America great again?

2026-08-06 20:27:41 CEST

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Cool right? Did you know that you can connect your YT and Twitch chat to ZS?
Widgets -> Chat

2026-08-06 20:26:21 CEST

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Believe it or not. There is countries where people still have a bucket with water right next to the shitter. Toilet paper is certainly a nice thing to have, it's not essential to your survival.

2026-08-06 20:25:16 CEST

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"new heroes...." not "no"...

2026-08-06 20:24:37 CEST

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Everyone runs around shouting "don't trust - verify!" and then they trust wallet providers, cold storage providers, exchanges, Strategy etc etc.
As painful as it is to say, some people have to learn the hard way that financial freedom requires that you stick with the fucking principles. One of them is "trust nobody". Every few years there is no heroes, no influencers, new Bitcoin gods... they all fail at one point. It's a simple fact.

2026-08-06 20:16:48 CEST

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🤷‍♂️ I haven't looked at Bitcoin since I longed 60k.

2026-08-06 20:15:56 CEST

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Sparrow is decent too yeah

2026-08-06 19:05:29 CEST

Probably nothing...
Zapstream -> YouTube
YouTube chat -> Zapstream chat
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/15fb97038ca72f9ef13588986e333e6fdd26b2749f0590b10613a2497f7239a9.png
#nostr #streaming

2026-08-06 16:55:45 CEST

For those keen to join the gang playing Ready or Not on the weekends, 50% sale on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1144200/Ready_or_Not/
#gaming

2026-08-06 15:52:09 CEST

Yolo mode or air-gapped = Electrum (or electrum portable on USB)
Mobile = Mycelium
Both have been around forever. Both are still secure today.

2026-08-06 15:49:23 CEST

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forgot ELECTRUM

2026-08-06 15:48:17 CEST

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Are you saying that you're not chatting with your AI while taking a bath or shower?

2026-08-06 15:46:59 CEST

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Sounds like something Fuckstr would put on-chain.

2026-08-06 15:24:18 CEST

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I wouldn't know. I was just playing with AI for fun.
I never adopted the seed standard. Keys all the way.

2026-08-06 15:23:07 CEST

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Fortunately I don't deal with seeds. Only keys.

2026-08-06 15:22:33 CEST

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interesting

2026-08-06 15:14:41 CEST

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I rather be a paranoid crypto anarchist than a complete idiot talking through their nose cause the butt is covered.

2026-08-05 18:01:27 CEST

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GM Fucktard

2026-08-05 17:59:11 CEST

Only Dicelexic's don't roll dice.
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/07e729b511b145a76f65ef4b96588e52b64591af5c4f2770d959b9f275c5c826.mp4

2026-08-05 17:39:45 CEST

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Dry

2026-08-05 17:39:18 CEST

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Agreed. It's basically wall streets playbook. As long as gains exceed expected fines, it's all good. Hence, bragging about being "crypto's" JPM isn't something to be proud of.

2026-08-05 17:37:53 CEST

After 25 years of absolute incompetence, destruction of the EUR, creation of the covid AND energy crisis, the burning of hundreds-of-billions on two proxy wars... the EU is now ready to give you the European #AIact.
Yes, it is as shit as you'd expect.
https://digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/policies/regulatory-framework-ai

2026-08-05 17:15:10 CEST

https://thegrinder.blossom.band/d9de8a8baeb66f262876dffb2a40cae434260c72dde2b6119661929f32dbc29c.png
That isn't something worth bragging about.
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/c6001fe48b1f33ddc8e49d7bd57ffff708ffad65ed4c096e951ba5db41309245.png

2026-08-05 17:10:54 CEST

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"Sending them in blocks to the same addresses ties them to the same person or group."
It does but at the same time it doesn't matter. It's pre-cleaning. What matters is what they do after the rinsing and mixing,

2026-08-05 17:04:35 CEST

GM ☕
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/944578acf1d65f715d08e121fc1828628b7bd87a1956cb4a93e412686408cd0e.png

2026-08-05 16:58:09 CEST

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Make it three decks of cards. then, maybe.

2026-08-05 14:47:35 CEST

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Not at all. The coins still need to be washed. Doesn't matter how many addresses the attacker(s) use or reuse. What matters is how they clean them and where they go from there. Expecting a slight Monero pump over the next days. Mixers seem to be already busy as well.

2026-08-04 18:37:30 CEST

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So. I asked GPT for 50 32-bit 12 word seeds.
It created 50 examples but made it very clear that the checksum wouldn't work. "Sure—but just to be clear, these are illustrative examples only. They are not valid Bitcoin seed phrases, they do not satisfy the BIP39 checksum"
TLDR: Sending this while doing the late shift at McDonald's 😆

2026-08-04 18:06:28 CEST

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I got it from Will.

2026-08-04 18:05:19 CEST

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... opens chart to check price...
1 BTC = 1 BTC
Goes back to playing computer games.
Since we're not in the arms, oil and AI business. Chart is looking fine, cheap sats. Very cheap for 2026.

2026-08-04 17:30:06 CEST

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6-years is enough to age 20 😆

2026-08-04 17:14:07 CEST

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Yeah there is that...

2026-08-04 17:13:25 CEST

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even better!

2026-08-04 17:12:28 CEST

Welcome to the 2026 bear market
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/5b6b98932f17e62591ea66135cc7818425a5434ceaf725b13e63c452ac5a08f4.png

2026-08-04 17:00:21 CEST

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What's this trust thing everyone is talking about? Can you eat that?

2026-08-04 16:58:46 CEST

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yes

2026-08-04 16:57:20 CEST

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Crazy times. Been looking at laptop and most of them, in the 500€ range, come with a whooping 8 GB ram now.

2026-08-04 16:53:01 CEST

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Times like these are why I smoke weed.
Keep calm and fire up buds.

2026-08-04 16:51:28 CEST

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The dude who claims he only associates with Whales owning +X BTC? Yeah fuck that guys.

2026-08-04 16:45:38 CEST

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Deleting tweets while he cannot delete his notes. Silly...

2026-08-04 16:44:33 CEST

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I was just thinking this! 🤣

2026-08-04 16:38:12 CEST

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It's Chocho in Spanish

2026-08-03 16:22:55 CEST

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Sucks that Strategy HODLS with Coinbase :PepeLaugh:

2026-08-03 15:35:11 CEST

THIS is a cold (storage) card. Well, it is up to 1,050 C / 1,900 F and then it melts.
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/70079435783cdb36d395816a35088bcf1b22fa57d3cf3c9127715b1164a9f2e1.png

2026-08-03 15:10:27 CEST

McDonald's is hiring. No cryptographic fundamentals required.
CC: NVK

2026-08-03 15:08:13 CEST

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In that case they should be demoted to facility manager.

2026-08-03 15:05:16 CEST

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1 BTC = 1 BTC unless your "DCA" wall street damaged.

2026-08-03 15:01:36 CEST

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Yeah why not. Cu in 10.

2026-08-03 15:00:33 CEST

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It's not a bug but lazy development. they literally set the HW RNG flag to 0 to make the fucking code compile.

2026-08-03 14:52:19 CEST

Same shits, different cycle. At times like this it's a good idea to zoom out and do other things.

2026-08-03 14:46:28 CEST

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A decent first step to fight the corruption on said board.

2026-08-03 14:45:26 CEST

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2026-08-03 14:27:37 CEST

So this is why people are losing their money eh?
#define MICROPY_HW_ENABLE_RNG (0)
and the commit message simply reads "runs". Raising the assumption that the software didn't compile so NVK started fiddling with the code until it did - disabling the HW RNG in the process.

2026-08-03 14:24:09 CEST

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Electrum has been around since 2011. It is:
* open source
* deterministic
* reproducible
* widely reviewed
* independently used by many Bitcoin users
The seed algorithm is documented.
You can recreate the wallet from:
* the seed phrase
* the derivation path
* the wallet type
There is no proprietary hardware layer and Electrum seeds are not BIP39 by default.

2026-08-03 13:41:01 CEST

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you don't need to check the seatbelts if you know they're broken.

2026-08-03 13:39:39 CEST

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Their slop is wiping people's entire savings and their fix is bricking the devices. You can never trust a coldcard - or any other product from the same people - again.

2026-08-03 13:37:21 CEST

I'm speechless. #coldcardü
https://insider.btcpp.dev/p/when-randombytes-runs-but-doesnt

2026-08-03 13:23:21 CEST

You don't want to move your funds back to a new Coldcard seed. You want to move your coins to a secure wallet and then you wait until this clusterfuck is over to make decisions on how to proceed.
Coldcard is done.

2026-08-03 12:46:46 CEST

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4/5

2026-08-02 17:48:13 CEST

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SWAT with the boys.
#naddr1qq…eqh6
#streaming #chatting #gaming

2026-08-02 17:39:38 CEST

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Oh cool. I just went to the UK domain and was surprised that there is a splash page on it.

2026-08-02 17:38:13 CEST

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Do you trust yourself?

2026-08-02 17:37:30 CEST

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I found it on the interweb!

2026-08-02 17:36:49 CEST

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Make BITSTASHERS Great Again ™️

2026-08-02 17:35:52 CEST

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It's funny that @npub1cll…3zny replied to this already. The only cold cards I trust are made of heat resistant steel and you can etch your own. Good times eh Matt?
https://thegrinder.blossom.band/e227f5bfa00735210697e38ed064ac5e084934dfc206f3d5656408935d76014c.png

2026-08-02 17:31:24 CEST

Trezor Hack - "Bro use Ledger"
Ledger Hack - "Bro use Coldcard"
Coldcard Hack - "Bro, go back to Trezor"
Maybe hardware wallets aren't so great after all?

2026-08-02 17:27:06 CEST

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Could have listened three years ago 🤷‍♂️

2026-08-02 17:19:58 CEST

Seeds vs Keys
#naddr1qv…u5yf

2026-08-02 17:16:47 CEST

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It's very absurd that people base the security of their self-custody on 3rd party software. Coldcard isn't the first fuck up and they wont be the last fuck up.
I never understood why people but so much trust into those shitty devices.

2026-08-02 17:13:50 CEST

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don't use the dice!
https://v.nostr.build/YME6IX4nGxSRg1KY.mp4

2026-08-02 17:11:19 CEST

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Because it's on orchestrated event?
Spain (including the government) is calling for an end of the EU financed conflicts in the Ukraine AND the Middle East. The rest of the Warmongers in Brussels is not impressed with Spain's stance.

2026-08-02 16:56:12 CEST

They'll take as much responsibility as Gavin Wood took when Parity wallet was exploited, turning multi-sig's into single-sigs - draining the DAO ICO.
#nevent1q…frzf

2026-08-02 16:40:48 CEST

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They can pay for their own code review.

2026-08-01 16:45:29 CEST

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Weekend grind wit the boys.... (chat may or may not be broken. It's a new thing across nostr streaming apps)
#naddr1qq…8nnl

2026-08-01 16:35:57 CEST

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looks like SCUM

2026-08-01 16:13:59 CEST

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It's from 2023. You probably have to force fetch

2026-08-01 16:12:47 CEST

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There is no need to swim. There is boats crossing into Spain daily. Either loaded with migrants or with dope.
This isn't anything new even if the media makes it sound that way and perhaps it hasn't happened before in this magnitue but it's been an issue since forever.

2026-08-01 16:09:44 CEST

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"I seen you have posts up about not ever using air gapped wallets. "
That's wrong. I don't use hardware wallets like Coldcard, Ledger and but cold storage system is air-gapped. I rarely touch my cold storage addresses but when I do I basically...
* load the corresponding KEY into Electrum on an offline device.
* Create the transaction on the device and put it on a USB stick
* Fire up electrum on the PC and broadcast the transaction.
* Delete the key from the offline machine.
"My question is - What would you do if you were in my (and probably others) situation; in that all my coins are on CC on one device."
At this moment of time I would move the funds to a new wallet. Any wallet you deem trustworthy. Then wait out and see if Coldcard survives this.

2026-08-01 16:03:25 CEST

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yes

2026-08-01 15:50:57 CEST

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Let's roll back the chain! 😆

2026-08-01 15:41:13 CEST

Or, you move your funds to a wallet you'll control for now. Something like Electrum and then you wait to see if you can ever trust Coldcard - or any other hardware wallet - again. But hey, each to their own. Your sats, not mine.
#nevent1q…cava

2026-08-01 15:31:44 CEST

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I don't think so. The market remains seemingly unaffected by this incident. It may have further killed trust in 3rd parties which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Sad for those who lost their sats in the process though.

2026-08-01 15:29:12 CEST

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By using a hardware wallet, any hardware wallet, people are trusting a 3rd party and their software. In a world that's meant to operate in a trustless manner.
Hardware wallets never made sense to me. Hence, I don't have one.

2026-08-01 15:06:49 CEST

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lol

2026-07-31 17:27:17 CEST

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They're flooding Ceuta which is 13km from the Spanish Peninsula.

2026-07-31 17:21:20 CEST

You never needed a hardware wallet.
#nevent1q…8jvh

2026-07-31 17:11:50 CEST

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Doesn't seem to make them securer than an air-gapped system like the one I'm using and I've been doing this for a very long time. I've never lost any sats or had an address compromised.

2026-07-31 17:09:08 CEST

Sucks that BlackRock and Strategy use Coinbase instead of Coldcard.

2026-07-31 17:08:27 CEST

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For me hardware wallets were always part of the "trust issue". A 3rd party is a 3rd party no matter what kind of product or service they're offering.

2026-07-31 17:03:05 CEST

People in Germany will rip their windows and doors open @ 36 Celsius outside temperature and then complain about the indoor heat.
You're doing it wrong!

2026-07-31 16:08:46 CEST

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I'm not going to talk about good practices to store passphrases but be creative. You can put a passphrase on almost anything and display it publicly and nobody will ever even notice the words let alone their meaning.
Real OGs tattoo their keys under their foreskin 🤣

2026-07-31 16:07:04 CEST

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I don't have any bluetooth devices. Bluetooth is an opsec risk by design and I don't have wifi in my house. my hardware is wired.