Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Last Notes npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki About that time, me thinks. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Poorly made joke on my end. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Grep your wallet and get drained. 😬 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Happy birthday man! npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki The anger was valid at least. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki oooh that sounds good. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I love cucumber sandwiches so much. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I might be able to narrow the list a bit too. I've been having to delete a lot of Nazi bullshit off of the file host. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Ep 1090 roughly 48 min for the cold card bug. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki It's the latest episode. They did a Live DEF CON podcast because they were all at DEF CON so it's a round table and not their usual podcast format. They're also answering user questions as the primary focus for this show. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Both Nostr and the Cold Card Bug got a mention on security now. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Well even if my dreams are weird sometimes at least they're lore accurate. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I uh..... Might be guilty of something similar dealing with AT&T. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Good to know. 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yup! Tor wraps traffic in layers! Like an onion. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Unrelated to this whole Bitcoin nonsense, my roommate is learning a hard lesson about backups today. 😑 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I have one that just permanently lives in my going out bag. You never know. 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki If nothing else, this particular event has made people go off the deep end considering edge cases of edge cases of edge cases. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Finally, someone thinking about the real questions. 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Correct, it has nothing to do with air gapping. SCIF would be more like air gapping. This is logical separation versus physical separation. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki A vlan is a "virtual lan" It's technically a subnet of your network. You can set them up in ways so they can either cross talk or be isolated. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yep. Isolated VLANs for the win. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki *Stairs menacingly at the Chinese light bulbs in my house.* npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Things are pretty fucked on the west coast right now. I'm not sure exactly where you are, but both Washington and Oregon are getting hit pretty hard with fires. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Fair point. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I'm seeing a lot of speculation about block clocks being an inside gateway to your network. Has anyone actually done a PCAP on this and gotten hard data on what's actually happening? Being a coin kite disrespecter, I've never gotten one of these devices, but I'm interested if there's somebody out there who has one who would be willing to get a PCAP off of these things and see what network traffic is actually happening. #asknostr npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki 😁 figured. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki With all due respect ma'am, these are seed signers. 😤 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Off* 🤦♂️ npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Hot of the presses. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yeah, I was at first thinking this was gross negligence, but as more things come to light, it's starting to seriously look like some sort of malicious inside job. Might be a bit tin foil hat, but I feel like I need to just add more tin foil because holy shit. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Thats where im at. Been helping people migrate, and building seed singers for those that I can. Pi zeros are a reasonable price again but most retailers limit to one or thre e per order so I can only make them so fast. 😑 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Hopefully you weren't hit, but if I remember correctly you've been a pretty avid seed signer advocate. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Man, if that's really how it is, then my dislike of coin kite feels even more justified, even though I don't think anybody could have seen something like that coming. fucking hell npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Every now and then I go through my backlog of dirty bird radio podcasts once they build up so much. Every time I do I realize I really do have a soft spot in my heart for house music npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki It's fucking devastating, but yeah. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Right as grass allergens clear out. We get a few days of nice weather and then back to unbreathable conditions. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I've been really starting to appreciate rice more. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki The ass end of pnw summer in the valley. Fire season has arrived. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki In case you were unaware. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Let me know what you find. I'm pretty confident in their random number generation, especially when you use the picture. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I've helped a small handful of people move all their coins away and chats have been going non-stop. 🫂 Probably going to be building seed signers for more than half of them as well as soon as all the parts show up. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Big same. In my perfect delusional world People would have seen him for what he was and stopped using and supporting his products based on his behavior, not because of some negligent bug that's literally costing people their life savings. Urg. And I still have a Bitcoin meetup to go to on Wednesday. It's gonna be interesting. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Because the tech looks shiny and cool, and it's pushed by all the podcasts. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I don't know man. I guess we all have lessons to learn from this. I'm definitely not exempt from that. I still feel guilty, even though I'm not necessarily affected by this monetarily. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Ok let me rephrase this and try and get my intent across here. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I'm not storing what most people consider to be generational wealth with Amazon. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Some of us saw the behavior and refused to support the company when we saw the attacks on other devs and where called retarded or insane for cautioning people away from coldcard. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Tryed my hand at that steak haché and peppercorn sauce recipie I found. I feel like it was a mistake to use ground beef instead of doing the mince myself. The sauce definitely made the meal here but my texture was off. Gonna have to try again soon. *sarcastic oh nooooo sounds* #foodstr npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Just started listening to the Baroque cycle for the first time and I feel like there's some weird sort of time shenanigans going on. I might have to actually physically read this one because trying to listen while cooking dinner I feel mildly lost. I'll grant that I'm barely an hour in though, so we'll see. #bookstr npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki It was also released on the GameCube, but Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Awesome! npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki The goat that no one ever seems to mention. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yup 100% npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Shit, like your battery died in mid-delivery? npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I like all seasons for a lot of reasons, but summer is the best strictly because that's when melons become ripe. Cracked open a melon from the farmer's market and the smell is so amazing. I forget how much I like melons. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki True facts. 🫂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Surprise, surprise. The Oregon meet-ups are very interested in seed signers all of a sudden as well. Glad you made it out unscathed. 🫂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Faith in self custody shouldn't be lost, but faith in coinkite and any of their products should be lost here. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki One can dream. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yeah, but when I'm seriously trying to write, I just turn on Do Not Disturb on my laptop. stops notifications until I turn it off. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki First time I've seen the post, but I have not tried any of those distraction-free writing devices. Not that I do much writing nowadays anyways, but I don't see the point in them when you can just open a word processor. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I think blind trust was given due to the overwhelming push from podcasters and influencers. It's not a good excuse, but I think that's why it happened. When your first exposure to Bitcoin are podcasts that unrelentingly shills this particular project and says it's the gold standard, unfortunately humans shut up and listen. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Some flowers for the timeline nostr. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Big same. 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki IMO this was confirmd when people who ordered cold cards direct from coin kite got physical scam letters. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Sometimes the memes write themselfs. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. 😅 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I still have some hacky sacks. 😁 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Fuuuuck npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Is moonshot one of the Chinese LLMs? I know I've heard the name, but there's so many out and about these days. I forget what's what. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Fuck. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I didn't even know that was a class of businesses. I guess I'm sleeping. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yeah, according to my clanker, it's a paid API service. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki 🤝 It's either that or cry, I guess. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Man, you are wilin' with these memes. 😂 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki The fuck is a blockchain provider? Like a block explorer thing? npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki It puts a little bit more responsibility in your hands, but I prefer a seed signer. It's not a wallet per se. It is just a signing device. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki That's probably the saddest part about this. Some absolute fuckwit is making out like a bandit because another fuckwit fucked up npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki The funny part is he thinks he's going to recover from this. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Best of luck, man. Hope no one in your circles gettin' fucked. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Spill the tea. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki https://nstr.utn.lol/6df5dca8c1966534fa3875b07bd4112ec63d455d59d178f3d448be69f25a7560.jpg npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Definitely not great for Oppsec,....😅 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I probably shouldn't be laughing, but this one got me. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I don't want to rub salts in people's wounds, but it's definitely something to be said about not blindly trusting what every influencer is pushing. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yeah, it definitely feels like a Gox or an FTX level event. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Can confirm this is the real sk_hashnix. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki More sun farts? npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Not really good with words in situations like these, but i hope you hope you eventually find some sort of solace in work or hobbies or other relationships. Knowing your folks would be proud of your accomplishments. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Blame users and say it was somebody else's fault, most likely. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki 🫂 Jesus. I understand the panic, but I wouldn't trust an exchange for too long either. I really hope this doesn't push people into more custodial solutions. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Do not assume that your passphrases are safe. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki People are out here losing 10 years worth of mining and savings. Jfc. Even with a passphrase word. This is so fucked. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Yoooo, I made sourdough pizza too! 🤝 npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki If any of you have read Rainbows End, this is a very similar scenario. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki I run an NTFY server for myself, but I made the dumb choice of forking a mobile app. And some people in my friend group are using it, but want notifications. The main NTFY server is password gated, so I can't use it, meaning I have to spin up a fucking public one, just so they can get notifications. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki Oooof. Fuckers. npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq Enki preaching to the choir but users beyond myself want them. I go to lengths to turn them off on my phone.
