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2026-05-22 17:16:22 UTC

DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden's Actual Autopsy
https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-2024-election-autopsy-just-joe-bidens-actual-autopsy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-21 21:16:21 UTC

Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-bidens-reputation-in-ruins-after-talking-to-candace-owens/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-20 18:31:23 UTC

UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-authorities-issue-stern-warning-to-british-people-to-stop-being-stabbed-by-muslims/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-18 19:16:25 UTC

Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead
https://babylonbee.com/news/baal-returns-from-the-bathroom-to-find-all-his-prophets-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-16 19:16:22 UTC

Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
https://babylonbee.com/news/uncultured-philistine-declines-to-have-ice-cream-served-in-waffle-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-14 18:31:22 UTC

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-12 17:01:20 UTC

WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option
https://babylonbee.com/news/webmd-adds-convenient-draft-my-last-will-and-testament-option/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-09 19:31:19 UTC

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
https://babylonbee.com/news/oil-tanker-slips-anonymously-through-strait-of-hormuz-by-adding-fake-nose-and-mustache/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-07 20:31:22 UTC

9 Best Times To Watch 'The Fellowship Of The Ring'
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-times-to-watch-the-fellowship-of-the-ring/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-07 19:31:25 UTC

Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-now-believe-everyone-gets-their-own-gi-joe-aircraft-carrier-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-03 22:16:20 UTC

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
https://babylonbee.com/news/passengers-board-final-spirit-airlines-flight-for-one-last-all-out-brawl/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-24 19:16:23 UTC

Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President
https://babylonbee.com/news/crazy-old-guy-at-nursing-home-keeps-telling-people-he-was-once-the-president/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-21 21:01:20 UTC

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-orders-reservoirs-emptied-in-preparation-for-fire-season/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 21:31:20 UTC

Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With
https://babylonbee.com/news/revealed-10-other-things-that-satan-tempted-jesus-with/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 19:31:21 UTC

Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!
https://babylonbee.com/news/californians-move-to-texas-episode-2-is-out-now/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 18:46:22 UTC

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-somali-community-of-minnesota-would-like-to-remind-america-that-today-is-tax-day/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 18:01:28 UTC

Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-worries-having-a-baby-could-cut-into-time-they-spend-sitting-on-the-couch-staring-at-their-phones/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 17:46:21 UTC

'HI BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey
https://babylonbee.com/news/hi-barack-yells-biden-as-motorcade-passes-a-house-with-a-lawn-jockey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 16:16:20 UTC

Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The 'Donald J. Trump Strait Of America'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-officially-renames-strait-of-hormuz-the-strait-of-america/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 16:16:20 UTC

Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-complains-hes-being-crucified-for-comparing-himself-to-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 15:31:20 UTC

Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV
https://babylonbee.com/news/online-battle-erupts-between-holiest-man-in-the-world-and-pope-leo-xiv/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 14:46:20 UTC

After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-another-devastating-sexual-assault-allegation-swalwell-now-leading-democratic-presidential-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 20:46:20 UTC

Popular Franchise Looks To Expand Fanbase By Changing What Made It Popular Franchise
https://babylonbee.com/news/popular-franchise-looks-to-expand-fanbase-by-changing-what-made-it-popular-franchise/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 20:46:20 UTC

With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-swalwell-resigning-just-534-perverts-left-in-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 19:46:20 UTC

Top 10 Miracles Performed By President Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-miracles-performed-by-president-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 18:46:21 UTC

Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-claims-muslims-love-jesus-so-much-they-help-his-followers-meet-him/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 18:16:24 UTC

McDonald's Adds New Ozempic McFlurry
https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-adds-new-ozempic-mcflurry/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 16:46:20 UTC

Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of ‘The Art Of The Deal’ To Vatican Door
https://babylonbee.com/news/defiant-trump-nails-copy-of-the-art-of-the-deal-to-vatican-door/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 20:16:20 UTC

Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs
https://babylonbee.com/news/thanks-wokeness-commercials-no-longer-showing-medicine-as-tiny-little-warriors-who-murder-tiny-little-germs/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 19:16:20 UTC

42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint
https://babylonbee.com/news/42-minute-delay-as-dad-asked-to-empty-cargo-pants-at-tsa-checkpoint/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 17:31:19 UTC

The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-chimp-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 17:16:20 UTC

Grandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace
https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-announces-she-has-finally-joined-myface/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 16:31:21 UTC

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemy-pope-leo-shares-ai-picture-depicting-himself-as-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 16:16:20 UTC

Trump Predicts His Approval Ratings Will Be Resurrected In Three Days
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-predicts-his-approval-ratings-will-be-resurrected-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 17:31:22 UTC

Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With
https://babylonbee.com/news/swalwell-insists-he-didnt-assault-any-of-those-chinese-spies-he-slept-with/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 17:01:24 UTC

Baseball Manager Pins Loss On Fan Who Failed To Put His Lucky Socks On Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-manager-pins-loss-on-fan-who-failed-to-put-his-lucky-socks-on-today/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 17:01:24 UTC

Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-rule-game-not-a-sport-if-you-can-smoke-an-entire-pack-of-cigs-while-playing/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 19:31:24 UTC

Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-find-common-ground-with-protestants-in-ignoring-what-the-pope-says-most-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 19:16:22 UTC

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-thinking-about-losing-again-in-2028/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 18:46:25 UTC

Speakeasy Heavily Advertised
https://babylonbee.com/news/speakeasy-heavily-advertised/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 17:16:24 UTC

Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth
https://babylonbee.com/news/lucky-hockey-fan-catches-foul-tooth/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 16:31:23 UTC

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-dire-need-of-toilet-artemis-lands-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 16:16:27 UTC

Trump Assures Nation Troops Will Only Stay Deployed Until Middle East Peaceful
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-assures-nation-troops-will-only-stay-deployed-until-middle-east-peaceful/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 20:46:21 UTC

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey
https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-unveils-new-city-connect-jersey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 19:46:23 UTC

Here's What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For
https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-what-each-of-the-79-letters-in-canadas-new-lgbt-acronym-stands-for/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 18:31:24 UTC

'He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?' Says Thomas After Declaring He Won't Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/hes-right-behind-me-isnt-he-says-thomas-after-declaring-he-wont-believe-jesus-rose-until-he-sees-him/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 16:31:21 UTC

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don't Actually Know What 'Ceasefire' Means
https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-iranians-confess-they-dont-actually-know-what-ceasefire-means/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 16:16:20 UTC

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said
https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-i-know-i-was-wrong-the-first-1347-times-but-now-is-the-time-to-completely-freak-out-about-what-trump-said/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 16:16:19 UTC

Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders
https://babylonbee.com/news/battle-hardened-drone-returning-from-iran-war-struggling-to-re-enter-life-of-delivering-amazon-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 20:31:23 UTC

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report
https://babylonbee.com/news/who-won-the-war-with-iran-10-different-news-outlets-report/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 19:46:20 UTC

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display
https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-east-celebrates-ceasefire-with-massive-fireworks-show/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 17:46:21 UTC

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign 'Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver'
https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-releases-new-tiger-woods-ad-campaign-just-use-your-billion-dollars-to-hire-a-full-time-driver/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 16:46:21 UTC

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote
https://babylonbee.com/news/hell-confirms-all-its-appliances-controlled-with-apple-tv-remote/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 16:01:24 UTC

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-trump-threatens-to-nuke-used-car-dealership-unless-it-comes-down-another-500-on-2017-chevy-malibu/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 15:01:21 UTC

World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-shock-as-trump-takes-seemingly-extreme-position-to-negotiate-best-possible-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 23:31:25 UTC

Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’
https://babylonbee.com/news/psych-trump-drops-bombs-that-just-shoot-out-little-flags-that-say-pow/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 19:01:26 UTC

Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station
https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-engaged-couple-sets-up-wedding-registry-at-chevron-station/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 18:16:29 UTC

The New Season Of 'Californians Move To Texas' Is Finally Here
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-season-of-californians-move-to-texas-is-finally-here/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 18:01:31 UTC

Tragic: Blind Child Received Sight Back But First Thing He Saw Was Boston Red Sox Game
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-blind-child-received-sight-back-but-first-thing-he-saw-was-boston-red-sox-game/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 18:01:30 UTC

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-shocking-things-artemis-ii-found-on-the-far-side-of-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 16:16:30 UTC

As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-astronauts-reach-the-farthest-any-human-has-been-from-earth-mission-specialist-pretty-sure-he-left-the-oven-on/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-07 16:01:25 UTC

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-iran-this-is-last-warning-before-he-sends-bruce-springsteen-to-perform-there/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 21:01:20 UTC

Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt
https://babylonbee.com/news/next-door-neighbor-either-doing-very-well-financially-or-in-massive-amounts-of-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 18:46:19 UTC

France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
https://babylonbee.com/news/france-questions-how-rescue-mission-considered-a-success-when-no-one-surrendered-to-the-nazis/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 18:31:19 UTC

Baseball Traditionalists Long For Good Ol’ Days Of Games Being Decided By Horrifically Bad Calls
https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-traditionalists-long-for-good-ol-days-of-games-being-decided-by-horrifically-bad-calls/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 18:16:21 UTC

'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/look-out-shouts-female-astronaut-as-orion-gets-within-5000-miles-of-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 17:31:22 UTC

Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick
https://babylonbee.com/news/downed-f-15-pilot-asks-rescuers-if-they-can-go-back-for-his-airpods-real-quick/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 16:46:20 UTC

It's Getting Serious: Trump Triple Dog Dares Iran To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed
https://babylonbee.com/news/its-getting-serious-trump-triple-dog-dares-iran-to-keep-strait-of-hormuz-closed/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 16:01:20 UTC

Critics Blast 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
https://babylonbee.com/news/critics-blast-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-for-its-flimsy-plotting-and-not-making-yoshi-bisexual/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-05 15:46:22 UTC

Not Fake News: He Is Risen
https://babylonbee.com/news/not-fake-news-he-is-risen-indeed/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-04 23:16:25 UTC

NASA Starting To Think Stocking Shuttle With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-starting-to-think-stocking-shuttle-with-chipotle-might-have-been-a-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-04 17:46:24 UTC

Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-really-excited-about-mario-movie-after-seeing-critics-hated-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-04 17:31:22 UTC

Fruit Cart Insurance No Longer Covering Destruction From Car Chases
https://babylonbee.com/news/fruit-cart-insurance-no-longer-covering-destruction-from-car-chases/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-04 17:31:22 UTC

Disciples Wondering What Jesus Could Have Possibly Meant By 'They Will Kill Me And In Three Days I Will Rise From The Dead'
https://babylonbee.com/news/disciples-wondering-what-jesus-could-have-possibly-meant-by-they-will-kill-me-and-i-will-rise-from-the-dead-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 19:46:27 UTC

Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
https://babylonbee.com/news/pharisee-asks-if-its-normal-for-temple-curtain-to-suddenly-rip-in-half/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 19:46:26 UTC

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff
https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-astronaut-humanely-euthanized-after-suffering-light-bruise-during-takeoff/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 19:31:21 UTC

10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-fun-megachurch-events-for-easter-2026/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 18:46:22 UTC

Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong
https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-denounces-new-abs-system-that-says-whether-they-decided-a-case-wrong/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 16:16:20 UTC

Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-born-in-august-worried-husband-isnt-thinking-about-her-birthday-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 15:46:25 UTC

Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-introduces-new-birth-wrong-citizenship-rule-to-deport-all-losers-and-haters/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 21:01:28 UTC

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom
https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-a-look-at-the-features-of-trumps-white-house-ballroom/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 19:31:23 UTC

Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn't Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer
https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-the-unsung-hero-who-makes-sure-every-space-mission-doesnt-have-a-stowaway-axe-murderer/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 19:31:23 UTC

In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's Podcast
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-podcaster-goes-on-other-podcasters-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 18:46:24 UTC

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-launches-emergency-rescue-plumber-to-repair-artemis-toilet/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 18:46:24 UTC

Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pam-bondi-not-quite-hot-enough-to-be-this-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 17:01:20 UTC

What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says 'The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me'
https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-moron-judas-dips-bread-in-bowl-right-after-jesus-says-the-one-who-dips-the-bread-in-the-bowl-will-betray-me/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-02 16:46:21 UTC

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once
https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-begs-colorado-to-please-just-be-normal-for-once/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 20:46:21 UTC

8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-amazing-features-of-trumps-proposed-presidential-library/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 20:31:22 UTC

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-bulls-offer-to-reinstate-jayden-ivey-if-he-will-do-some-cocaine-and-beat-a-few-women/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 19:01:23 UTC

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 17:46:21 UTC

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-asks-husband-if-theres-anything-he-needs-to-get-off-his-chest/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 17:31:22 UTC

CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper
https://babylonbee.com/news/cb-bucknor-calls-entire-game-without-once-looking-up-from-his-newspaper/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 16:46:22 UTC

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 16:01:21 UTC

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 21:31:29 UTC

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'
https://babylonbee.com/news/kbj-how-can-a-law-be-unconstitutional-if-i-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 20:31:22 UTC

Brie Larson's Career Taking Off After Shutting Up
https://babylonbee.com/news/brie-larsons-career-taking-off-after-shutting-up/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 19:46:25 UTC

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast
https://babylonbee.com/news/ziprecruiter-ad-interrupted-by-brief-word-from-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 19:32:13 UTC

Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-negotiating-with-iranian-leadership-via-ouija-board/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 18:01:21 UTC

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presidential-library-to-feature-solemn-reflecting-pool-of-liberal-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-31 17:46:20 UTC

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI Company CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors
https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-will-kill-us-all-were-doomed-doomed-says-ai-company-ceo-in-latest-pitch-to-investors/?utm_source=fediverse