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2026-05-21 23:16:21 CEST

Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-bidens-reputation-in-ruins-after-talking-to-candace-owens/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-20 20:31:23 CEST

UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-authorities-issue-stern-warning-to-british-people-to-stop-being-stabbed-by-muslims/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-18 21:16:25 CEST

Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead
https://babylonbee.com/news/baal-returns-from-the-bathroom-to-find-all-his-prophets-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-16 21:16:22 CEST

Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
https://babylonbee.com/news/uncultured-philistine-declines-to-have-ice-cream-served-in-waffle-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-14 20:31:22 CEST

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-12 19:01:20 CEST

WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option
https://babylonbee.com/news/webmd-adds-convenient-draft-my-last-will-and-testament-option/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-09 21:31:19 CEST

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
https://babylonbee.com/news/oil-tanker-slips-anonymously-through-strait-of-hormuz-by-adding-fake-nose-and-mustache/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-07 22:31:22 CEST

9 Best Times To Watch 'The Fellowship Of The Ring'
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-times-to-watch-the-fellowship-of-the-ring/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-07 21:31:25 CEST

Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-now-believe-everyone-gets-their-own-gi-joe-aircraft-carrier-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-04 00:16:20 CEST

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
https://babylonbee.com/news/passengers-board-final-spirit-airlines-flight-for-one-last-all-out-brawl/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-21 23:01:20 CEST

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-orders-reservoirs-emptied-in-preparation-for-fire-season/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-15 17:31:20 CEST

Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV
https://babylonbee.com/news/online-battle-erupts-between-holiest-man-in-the-world-and-pope-leo-xiv/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-14 22:46:20 CEST

Popular Franchise Looks To Expand Fanbase By Changing What Made It Popular Franchise
https://babylonbee.com/news/popular-franchise-looks-to-expand-fanbase-by-changing-what-made-it-popular-franchise/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 19:31:19 CEST

The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-chimp-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 19:16:20 CEST

Grandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace
https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-announces-she-has-finally-joined-myface/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 18:31:21 CEST

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemy-pope-leo-shares-ai-picture-depicting-himself-as-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-13 18:16:20 CEST

Trump Predicts His Approval Ratings Will Be Resurrected In Three Days
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-predicts-his-approval-ratings-will-be-resurrected-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 19:31:22 CEST

Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With
https://babylonbee.com/news/swalwell-insists-he-didnt-assault-any-of-those-chinese-spies-he-slept-with/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 19:01:24 CEST

Baseball Manager Pins Loss On Fan Who Failed To Put His Lucky Socks On Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-manager-pins-loss-on-fan-who-failed-to-put-his-lucky-socks-on-today/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-11 19:01:24 CEST

Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-rule-game-not-a-sport-if-you-can-smoke-an-entire-pack-of-cigs-while-playing/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 21:16:22 CEST

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-thinking-about-losing-again-in-2028/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 20:46:25 CEST

Speakeasy Heavily Advertised
https://babylonbee.com/news/speakeasy-heavily-advertised/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 19:16:24 CEST

Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth
https://babylonbee.com/news/lucky-hockey-fan-catches-foul-tooth/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-10 18:31:23 CEST

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-dire-need-of-toilet-artemis-lands-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 22:46:21 CEST

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey
https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-unveils-new-city-connect-jersey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 20:31:24 CEST

'He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?' Says Thomas After Declaring He Won't Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/hes-right-behind-me-isnt-he-says-thomas-after-declaring-he-wont-believe-jesus-rose-until-he-sees-him/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 18:31:21 CEST

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don't Actually Know What 'Ceasefire' Means
https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-iranians-confess-they-dont-actually-know-what-ceasefire-means/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-09 18:16:19 CEST

Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders
https://babylonbee.com/news/battle-hardened-drone-returning-from-iran-war-struggling-to-re-enter-life-of-delivering-amazon-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-08 22:31:23 CEST

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report
https://babylonbee.com/news/who-won-the-war-with-iran-10-different-news-outlets-report/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 23:01:20 CEST

Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt
https://babylonbee.com/news/next-door-neighbor-either-doing-very-well-financially-or-in-massive-amounts-of-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 20:46:19 CEST

France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
https://babylonbee.com/news/france-questions-how-rescue-mission-considered-a-success-when-no-one-surrendered-to-the-nazis/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-03 18:16:20 CEST

Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-born-in-august-worried-husband-isnt-thinking-about-her-birthday-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-02-26 20:46:38 CET

Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-says-they-will-rain-death-and-destruction-on-the-us-if-they-are-bombed-two-more-times/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-01-13 21:46:40 CET

St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle
https://babylonbee.com/news/st-peter-shows-scott-adams-to-his-glorious-heavenly-cubicle/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 23:01:20 CEST

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 22:31:23 CEST

Trump Agrees To Bring Garcia Home If El Salvador Will Keep Cory Booker
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-agrees-to-bring-garcia-home-if-el-salvador-will-keep-cory-booker/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 21:31:20 CEST

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women's Sports
https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-sues-to-allow-sasquatch-to-continue-competing-in-womens-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 21:16:21 CEST

10 People We'd Like To Launch Into Space
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-people-wed-like-to-launch-into-space/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 20:16:21 CEST

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL
https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-a-church-only-has-one-service-looooooool/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 19:46:20 CEST

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He's No Longer President
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-powerful-speech-reminding-nation-why-hes-no-longer-president/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 19:31:22 CEST

Harvard Awards Honorary Degree To Man Who Firebombed Governor Shapiro's House
https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-awards-honorary-degree-to-man-who-firebombed-governor-shapiros-house/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-16 17:16:21 CEST

'A Woman Is An Adult Human Female' Rules U.K. Judge That Looks Suspiciously Like Matt Walsh In A Powdered Wig
https://babylonbee.com/news/a-woman-is-an-adult-human-female-rules-uk-judge-that-looks-suspiciously-like-matt-walsh-in-a-powdered-wig/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 21:31:21 CEST

California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-homeowners-install-wheelchair-ramps-on-porches-for-disabled-burglars/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 21:31:21 CEST

9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-loopholes-to-help-you-avoid-paying-taxes/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 20:46:20 CEST

Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem
https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-warns-loss-of-federal-funding-will-cripple-their-ability-to-find-solution-for-the-jewish-problem/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 20:31:21 CEST

10 Reasons Women Make Better Astronauts Than Men
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-women-make-better-astronauts-than-men/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 19:31:20 CEST

Health Tip: To Beat Those Spring Allergies, Try Diving Headfirst Into A Volcano
https://babylonbee.com/news/health-tip-to-beat-those-spring-allergies-try-diving-headfirst-into-a-volcano/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 19:31:20 CEST

Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-summons-elon-to-oval-office-to-help-him-open-a-pdf/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-15 17:16:21 CEST

Trump Reveals He Took 'Which Harry Potter House Are You In?' Quiz And He's A Gryffindor
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reveals-he-took-which-harry-potter-house-are-you-in-quiz-and-hes-a-gryffindor/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-14 23:31:21 CEST

Man Sadly Informs Son After Watching 'Return Of The Jedi' That They Never Made Any More Star Wars Movies
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-sadly-informs-son-after-watching-return-of-the-jedi-that-they-never-made-any-more-star-wars-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-14 21:46:21 CEST

Top 10 Hottest Hunks According To Taylor Lorenz
https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-hottest-hunks-according-to-taylor-lorenz/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-14 21:31:19 CEST

Man Realizes Last 8 Months Of Career Could Have Been An Email
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-realizes-last-8-months-of-career-could-have-been-an-email/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-14 20:31:22 CEST

Terrified Luigi Mangione Files Restraining Order Against Taylor Lorenz
https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-files-for-restraining-order-on-this-crazy-chick-taylor-lorenz/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-14 19:46:21 CEST

Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/gretchen-whitmer-sneaks-into-white-house-again/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-04-05 16:16:21 CEST

7 Facts To Comfort You While Watching The Market Crash
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-facts-to-comfort-you-while-watching-the-market-crash/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 22:01:21 CET

In Effort To Boost Ticket Sales, Disney Edits Rachel Zegler Out Of 'Snow White'
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-effort-to-boost-ticket-sales-disney-edits-rachel-zegler-out-of-snow-white/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 21:46:19 CET

Theologians Agree That Antichrist Will Most Likely Be A Podcaster
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-agree-that-antichrist-will-most-likely-be-a-podcaster/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 20:46:25 CET

Track & Field Runner Accidentally Trips, Punches, Attacks Rival With A Sword
https://babylonbee.com/news/track--field-runner-accidentally-trips-punches-attacks-rival-with-a-sword/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 20:31:20 CET

Enough Is Enough: Supreme Court Rules First Amendment Does Not Apply To Meghan Markle
https://babylonbee.com/news/enough-is-enough-supreme-court-rules-first-amendment-does-not-apply-to-meghan-markle/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 19:46:18 CET

Man Leading Bible Study Taken Up Into Heaven After Dropping Greek Word
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-leading-bible-study-taken-up-into-heaven-after-dropping-greek-word/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-13 19:01:19 CET

Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots
https://babylonbee.com/news/teslas-updated-with-self-defense-mode-where-they-transform-into-anthropomorphic-battle-robots/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 21:31:19 CET

10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-irrefutable-pro-abortion-arguments-to-destroy-your-pro-life-friends/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 21:16:20 CET

Mega-Church Pastor Understands Trials and Tribulations of Syrian Christians as His Mercedes AMG GT 63 Coupe is Currently in the Shop
https://babylonbee.com/news/mega-church-pastor-understands-trials-and-tribulations-of-syrian-christians-as-his-mercedes-amg-gt-63-coupe-is-currently-in-the-shop/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 21:01:21 CET

Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow
https://babylonbee.com/news/locals-in-galilee-rejoice-as-jesus-turns-seed-oil-into-beef-tallow/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 20:01:20 CET

Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering
https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-interviews-saruman-to-talk-about-rohans-warmongering/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 19:46:20 CET

Miracle: Face Of JD Vance Appears In Local Man's Toast
https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-face-of-jd-vance-appears-in-local-mans-toast/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 19:31:22 CET

Meghan Markle Announces New Netflix Show That Features Her Dealing With The Negative Fallout From Her Netflix Show
https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-announces-new-netflix-show-that-features-her-dealing-with-the-negative-fallout-from-her-netflix-show/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 18:01:20 CET

Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-thought-he-grew-up-poor-suddenly-realizes-his-dad-was-just-a-cheapskate/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-10 17:16:21 CET

Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-investigation-into-whoever-nominated-amy-coney-barrett/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 23:46:20 CET

9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-france-is-willing-to-provide-in-defense-of-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 23:01:22 CET

German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny
https://babylonbee.com/news/german-in-jail-for-a-meme-sure-hopes-eu-can-stop-spread-of-russian-tyranny/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 21:46:20 CET

Greg Gutfeld Legally Changes Name To GUTFELD!
https://babylonbee.com/news/greg-gutfeld-legally-changes-name-to-gutfeld/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 21:46:20 CET

Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies
https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-paul-reportedly-shipwrecked-so-many-times-because-he-failed-to-ask-for-traveling-mercies/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 21:16:21 CET

Foolish Husband Doesn't Know ‘Whenever You Get A Chance’ Means ‘Right Now’
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrible-husband-doesnt-even-know-whenever-you-get-a-chance-means-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 20:31:21 CET

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-exhausted-after-long-day-of-making-up-fake-car-parts-that-need-to-be-fixed/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 19:31:20 CET

Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-introduces-white-ashes-for-black-people/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-03-06 18:46:20 CET

Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-ready-to-defend-department-of-education-just-as-soon-as-they-figure-out-what-it-does/?utm_source=fediverse

2025-02-01 17:01:20 CET

Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-demands-god-remove-walls-surrounding-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse