Wetwipe

I've exited parties with 10+ lighter in my pockets, drunk me is an asshole who will steal your lighter without remorse (I'm just blabbering drunkly and pocket the damn thing by mistake ×10)

2026-05-13 17:27:07 CEST

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it's been a few days, I'm getting used to it, it's weird at the start tho

2026-05-13 02:19:16 CEST

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people are getting too comfortable without our ability to badge them, i can't wait for the reckoning to come

2026-05-10 21:43:58 CEST

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ez, own your own instance, load it crack full with autist users and suddenly change the interface

2026-05-10 21:26:29 CEST

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>own a website dedicated to autism
>make huge change
I admire your courage

2026-04-15 20:24:51 CEST

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Did sui ever guess right lol

2026-04-15 20:23:29 CEST

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Hey it's the angry deviant

2026-04-15 20:17:36 CEST

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I can get stabbed by my wife with peace of mind because i have free healtcare

2026-04-15 19:51:43 CEST

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Tragically so

2026-04-15 18:47:13 CEST

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Lol you're just an asshole bro

2026-04-15 18:38:45 CEST

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My dms hate me

2026-04-15 18:38:10 CEST

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>sometimes the best target for the fireball is you

2026-04-15 18:34:04 CEST

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Imagine not casting fire resistance at dawn

2026-04-15 18:20:32 CEST

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Feeling good tho? You're all in on the fire theme these days

2026-04-03 03:38:16 CEST

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... maybe? Is that bad?

2026-03-26 23:09:02 CET

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👏 trust 👏 the 👏 plan 👏

2025-12-29 07:08:05 CET

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The convenience store hot dogs near where i live are ok-ish for a cheap meal if you can tolerate the heart burns they give, but 5$ for 2 huge dogs, know what i mean ?

2025-12-11 09:50:14 CET

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It's all about the feels bro

2025-11-14 17:42:35 CET

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I'm both a mod and a special case, i deserve another one

2025-11-14 16:00:43 CET

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Corporate interest? In my subculture? It's more likely than you think

2025-10-12 17:04:50 CEST

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*laugh in alpha
https://decayable.ink/media/fe1faff505e988e8a13eee166d7962b867f825beb9693dcacf99dbbb645374cb.jpg

2025-10-02 08:18:15 CEST

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What's a war thunder and what does it have to do with yard sale simulator

2025-10-02 07:16:21 CEST

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600gb day one patches ayoooo

2025-10-02 07:04:37 CEST

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2025-10-02 02:32:39 CEST

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Don't understand frank, just feel
https://youtu.be/yRRvjSe6yBU?si=1aVSHS-bQ5RLpKNE

2025-09-15 05:04:27 CEST

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Your favorite girl on the fediverse posted some nasty thirst trap

2025-09-11 05:39:45 CEST

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I'm a bee, I'm a bee. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee
https://decayable.ink/media/19eb1aedd72838d9e155513176bab108b0463ff050fadd82b8b01d0bfcd38d84.png

2025-09-08 08:17:31 CEST

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What if i say i fucked your mom tho?
Would you call me daddy?

2025-09-04 21:18:30 CEST

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>already happened
https://decayable.ink/media/2b945f425b555dc5f20e6ba9edded9382fe13fe1cb4c7dac2bbb66de5d9c6a1c.jpg

2025-09-04 21:15:41 CEST

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Furry porn printed in a folder on the coffee table

2025-09-01 20:42:45 CEST

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Look at you being affraid of an happy relationship

2025-08-26 22:15:15 CEST

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I'm gonna do it motherfucker
https://decayable.ink/media/cd8370d21f49c7fd28288012c26e04a5ce045a543993e678cc401b6bf40466c8.jpg

2025-08-12 17:22:47 CEST

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2025-07-30 21:03:21 CEST

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Bro you have cog on your team shut the fuck up about where I'm shitting

2025-03-13 22:18:01 CET

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Graf fucking lied to meeeeeeeee damn you graf damn you to helllllll

2025-03-11 03:35:09 CET

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Why aren't you white?

2025-03-11 03:09:44 CET

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Frank cease your investigation or i will have to eliminate you

2025-03-11 03:05:44 CET

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>implying

2025-03-11 02:26:46 CET

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I'm divorcing my wife and I'm launching an arg, bitch didn't believe in my dreams
https://decayable.ink/media/92b0a18eb8bfbefc40f850099737434ab77486690932c5957cd8d5ac24427890.jpg

2025-03-10 02:42:49 CET

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I can hook up my sex toys to my anime porn game, I'm pretty satisfied ngl

2025-03-09 06:11:10 CET

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Wait fr?

2024-12-22 19:30:56 CET

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Thank you!

2024-12-21 03:46:44 CET

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She called me a dopamine whore