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Last Notes npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Oh I know lol I just meant that they are already trying to profit off it. The government is the biggest obstacle to a free market lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I assume they weren’t aware of the exploit npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Win win situation npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Of course that is the perfect amount for a pizza like that lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It’s so sad seeing them age. My cat was born in 2011 and he feels stiff and fragile npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/e86c1e72780a4ce2c3cad67e51228d0173bc5c1d3c15a8822d563b1a7c63c2e9.gif npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Wait why do they make you sad? No spoilers please npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I’m watching the episode where chandler was too scared to tell bob that his name is not Toby. And at the end he was trashing his own office with him so he wouldn’t find out 🤣 I laughed so hard npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Is there a firmware update? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I mean the mk4/5/q seem safe enough so far 🤷♂️ npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It’s a yes or no question npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD The timing of this is very suspicious npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD You have to setup on their software before you can use it on sparrow wallet npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Is clearnet the default on nodes? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Yeah I don’t believe that ledger is giving or tracking private keys. They’ve been around long enough without any issues. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Oh I don’t think it’s about number of coins just how many sales probably. The Trezor and ledger have shit coins so it makes sense that they’d be the highest selling npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Trezor and ledger? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I didn’t lose any funds but I feel awful for the community npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Why npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD That sounds fun I’m excited for you. I wanna go to the beach this weekend too 😬 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD If their RNG was vulnerable, the companies would’ve discovered it or it would’ve been stolen by now. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Also holy fuck why are you connected to 24 relays lmao you only need 5 max npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD No I’m not trying to say that. I don’t know how you arrived at that conclusion when I said nothing to suggest that. Obviously dice rolls are important im sure everyone understands that now. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What are you gonna do out there? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It feels good and that fun mood carries over to the next day npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Or how a pug walks I should say npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Am I biased or does it kind of look uncomfortable when a pug walks 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Well I tried lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Yolo just took it lol where are you going? 👀 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD How come I can’t zap you? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD You probably have to set it up somewhere instead of holding it. Dogs are smart 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It’s easily top 3 fruit. I think the fruit tier list I made a while back reflects this 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Watermelon is soooo good npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I can’t see the personality in these pictures. Only a little actually lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I see it as a monthly or annual price for peace of mind. But that’s what I thought I was paying for with coldcard lmao. And of course, the peace of mind with this insurance company could turn out to be wrong too. Now you have to follow their holdings and make sure they actually can make you whole. You have to trust they’ll actually follow through. It’s all so tiring. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I agree with them but the eyes are what saves him lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Never seen a toddler roll dice and create a passphrase. And most people do not roll dice when setting up a wallet that they expect to be secure. If it’s best practice, why would the device allow you to roll dice? Also, my understanding is that some HWWs don’t even have dice roll as a feature. There aren’t very many universally agreed upon best practices in this space. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I swear I hate chihuahuas too but those eyes npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Faith in what? The only person I can trust is myself. Even then, I have biases because I’m human lol I make mistakes. I’ve advised people and they’ve lost money for it. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Im not sure what you’re arguing. I know the trusted educators have been promoting them. That’s the problem isn’t it? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD How’d you know it was faulty hardware? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I swear it’s the eyes 😭 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD A jail that someone profits off of through taxpayers npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Well of course because the feds want their cut of everything. Justice isn’t about making people whole. It’s about putting people in jail and collecting the money as revenue for the government. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Yeah I don’t like it. It would be more convenient to just keep your sats on coinbase. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD If coldcard was closed source, would AI have been able to find the exploit? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I get what you mean and I agree. I think the problem is that the government can’t really make anyone whole without creating more inflation. So it’s not really a good solution. This sucks man. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD The problem is that a bug could exist that we aren’t aware of any wallet npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Listen to what? Those mk3 users DID listen npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What are best practices at this point npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Bro I’ve only ever heard of one hot wallet hack and it was luke dashjr. Then this guy proceeds to get feds involved trying to recover his money and goes to bitcoin conferences with his phone camera sticking out of his shirt pocket like he’s filming everything. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Bro how the fuck have more funds been lost in HWWs than hot wallets lmfao npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD How can it be done wrong? I’m tired of being paranoid man. I think the best decision I made was diversifying my risk by having different wallet vendors npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I have no faith left in humanity 🙃 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Leaving the city and becoming a farmer is starting to sound more appealing lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Do you have a background in coding? I work myself sick I don’t have the energy and time to do all this verifying shit. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD So now the Bitcoin insurance influencers are stepping up to try and sell you their service. I know free markets are the best economic system but it does get exhausting. Plus a company like this needs to know who you are and how much you have. Feds will be all over their database. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD My paranoia saved me when I diversified my wallets but paranoia is an exhausting state to live in. I’ll die of stress at this rate. Diversifying my assets may not give the best financial return but my health is worth more. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I was thinking about this a lot. I’m young enough that I could bounce back. Most people my age have no savings. But I think I would quit Bitcoin if I lost it all. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What is he doing? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD You shared what’s wrong and I agree. So what’s the solution? Trust who? Or do I quit my job and become a dev myself? You have to trust someone at some point and clearly that is a major risk. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Me neither. GM npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Diversification seems to be a rational decision npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Lmao such a weird thing to say npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It shouldn’t be this hard man npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Never let a crisis go to waste. Feds already moving. Blackrock ETF might get a lot of new customers. Sad day. One person’s mistake may have caused permanent damage. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I feel like humbling yourself requires admitting you don’t know shit. Or at least admitting you could be wrong. But some humble people tell others to be humble and trust the experts. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Rest up. Goodnight 🫂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I’m the most humble npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I saw a meme like that once. I think I unconsciously thought of this note because of that meme 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Or some shit 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD An arrogant person who knows he is arrogant is more humble than a person who thinks he’s humble 😂 npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD It’s such a weird contradiction. Paradox? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What’s more arrogant than a humble person? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD July 31st npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD The worst part about all this coldcard shit is that @nprofile…32sk may have been able to prevent this if he kept his product FOSS. It may have gotten caught by someone and reported. Greed led to an inevitable demise. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I’m not a dev so idk how this stuff works but is this mistake like really retarded? Respectfully asking because people make mistakes but this seems very irresponsible npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Is coldcard the only known wallet with this RNG vulnerability? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD How would multisig be compromised unless the other two or more vendors also have bad RNG? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What do you mean by the last word being hard? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD I did 150 rolls then it asked me if I wanted to add dice rolls. Is it retarded or am I just paranoid lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD So you lost funds from the multisig or only from the single cc? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Okay so I have a 100 digit number. What does that do exactly? I just input that into the coldcard?? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD This is barely English. What does it mean for mk4 users? What about multisig with different vendors? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD But why are people saying to do 50 dice rolls or 100 dice rolls. What does that mean? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD How do you do the dice roll thing I don’t really understand that npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Is mk4 safe? npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/6f1d55f4aafb71b511a99b19692b18506533f583d3946570dc11ad18f894b6ba.gif npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Now you’re gaslighting. Damn you yodlberg and your evil ways. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD https://blossom.primal.net/011786ee72a01a1bacf90cce91555a08e30f437ae02925e0acfaa5f00afc29e1.gif npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD You’re crazy if you think I’ll believe anything you say here npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Adolf…. Nevermind npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Post pictures of the rage room npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Reality is funnier than fiction sometimes npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD And yet you have a lightning wallet set up here npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Very romantic npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Waste it on new experiences damn it lol npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Just do it wtf lol literally no reason not to. Go have fun waste money life is short you could lose it all to a hardware wallet bug. npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD Bitcoin gives me diarrhea npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat MAHDOOD What are you waiting for? They already have them lol
