Bitcrazy

🏡 https://tinyurl.com/bitcrazy 🏡
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❣️ Love/Trust yourself FIRST❣️
🔐 Love your digital keys 🔐
🗝️ 0CCF412F47859431BDB2C1F1489728C34DF7C33D 🗝️

Public Key

npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqsz9ackramwqadeuz39pfz83p9vpxcykcmwlltuwqafyw2w60ann6qprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx23r8lj9

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npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

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2026-07-17 06:22:08 CEST

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Yeah but we just don't want to sync the 💩 faster. We want to sync the utxos with node runner knob controllable arbitrary data stored on disk.

2026-07-12 06:18:31 CEST

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I feel you! It’s coming soon!!!! 💪🏾🔥😇

2026-07-11 18:00:03 CEST

A P2P marketplace where anyone, anywhere trades Bitcoin for local money — M-Pesa, bank transfer, cash in hand. No KYC, no custodian, no company in the middle. Built on Nostr for identity and chat, Fedimint for ecash, Lightning for funding.
And with v5.0 "Finish the Bond", trust itself became verifiable: anyone can lock real Bitcoin on-chain as a commitment bond and become a community-verified arbiter. Disputes settled by people with skin in the game — a UTXO anyone can check, not a support ticket.
Underneath: crash-safe locking, payout journaling, loss-proof trade history.
Your sats are recoverable at every step.
Trade money like neighbors, secured like #Bitcoin.
Android (Zapstore + GitHub) · Desktop
@nprofile…96az
https://chama.community
https://blossom.primal.net/f326be699119eb5d23f748abfb39c01a348f7e59efee7d8dd75a8ede9142027a.gif

2026-07-08 15:48:52 CEST

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🤣 🤣

2026-07-08 06:34:27 CEST

This week has been phenomenal so far. Beyond every single expectations.

2026-07-04 19:43:01 CEST

Hakimi again .. there's clearly a pattern.

2026-07-04 18:33:49 CEST

Does empathy go well with money? Like should you give out money out of pure empathy alone?

2026-07-02 06:39:33 CEST

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I love that thought process. I share the same sentiment.

2026-07-01 23:38:12 CEST

🔥🥂🚀
#nevent1q…sgg5

2026-07-01 06:29:31 CEST

Let me get my local GLM 5.2 ready...

2026-07-01 06:25:32 CEST

Might as well say "We're NOT releasing Fable 5 back to the public because of the US Government mandates".
At least it's clear, but quit the public BS.
https://blossom.primal.net/89b2f8df443ba1e558b5e47105d42e9a98d2396e16645ca848af94790ae1f904.jpg

2026-07-01 02:57:59 CEST

Schnorr signatures are juicy! 🤓

2026-07-01 02:40:23 CEST

We're literally building the future of finance, LITERALLY RIGHT FREAKING NOW. 🥳🥂

2026-07-01 02:38:09 CEST

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Wow wasn't expecting the end 😂 that's a Bitcoiner right there!

2026-06-26 18:15:21 CEST

🎉 It happened. The first real trade just settled on Chama. 🧡
A buyer and a seller who didn't have to trust each other — 17,092 sats for a service, moved end to end: reserved → locked → claimed → settled, landing clean with the seller. No bank touched it. No company held it. No KYC, no signup funnel, no server sitting on anyone's balance.
What made it work is the whole thesis in one trade:
— The Trinity Ring held. The seller locked the sats, the buyer claimed them, and an arbiter stood ready to break a tie that never came. When the ring is whole, the trade is whole.
— The sats only ever lived inside the escrow. The second it settled, the local wallet went back to zero. Chama is a coordinator, not a wallet — nothing left lying around to freeze, hack, or lose. Never lost a sat, never sent one twice.
— And a rating went in. Reputation is the backbone here: every completed trade earns the trust that unlocks the next one. Authority isn't granted, it's earned — one honest trade at a time.
This is one trade. But it's the proof: real bitcoin, real people, no middleman, settled in minutes.
Whatever you need — buy something, sell a service, swap fiat, lend, or just pay a neighbor's bill to earn your very first sats — your community is already there.
Find your home → https://chama.community
#Bitcoin #Chama #Fedimint #Nostr
@nprofile…t085
https://blossom.primal.net/0b5dec2472d2d390beae6a770b334aa0ef4bb2942481705abd0faf093208e6de.png

2026-06-24 18:34:55 CEST

🔥😌
“I spend my precious time making this money so let me spend it whenever I want and leave me alone”
-Sabina, @nprofile…ktca , #Bitcoin Nairobi Conference 2026.
https://blossom.primal.net/b2ebdd1511334d0c58e2c237958f7ee70f0c24b3e5ed7a6e707603376e499313.mp4

2026-06-24 09:22:11 CEST

🗣️ A peer-to-peer Bitcoin trade just settled to M-Pesa in Kenya — in minutes, with no custodian touching the cash.
Buyer earned sats in escrow, tapped once, and Kenyan shillings landed in their M-Pesa. No bank, no middleman, no app-to-app dance. Bitcoin rails reaching all the way to local money.
That's Chama v4.0.0 — a local-money marketplace on Fedimint ecash, Lightning, and Nostr. Your identity is your key. Your trades are escrowed by community arbiters. Chama never holds your fiat or your sats.
The cash-out is pure LUD-16: your sats pay a Lightning Address, mobile money lands. No custom integration — which is why any wallet, any market can do this. We just did it first, to M-Pesa, today.
Android on Zapstore now → https://zapstore.dev/apps/app.chama.market Web + desktop → getchama.app · a Start9 .s9pk is next.
Local money, Bitcoin rails. ⚡🌍
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Fedimint #Lightning
https://blossom.primal.net/ffd321e9940afc2785b00edeed066ee23d5f9a2ff81146f47e2729b25437b420.png
https://blossom.primal.net/aee7cb04b120d89ee0b53d7fa6a424aee9a1f12aa20300ef5898e03402b612f6.png

2026-06-18 17:34:03 CEST

Unpopular opinion: men don't say "I'm divorced" when asked about their relationship status.

2026-06-13 02:25:22 CEST

Fable... 🚀🙂

2026-06-13 02:18:01 CEST

I'm pushing some amazing updates... I can't wait for the public to know for sure what I've been up to...
June 24th sounds like a good date 📅.😇

2026-05-10 14:08:24 CEST

“Le secret de la vie, c’est d’enculer Francis!” 🤣 IL A ENTIÈREMENT RAISON 💯
https://youtube.com/shorts/5Of5VmZcdcw?si=FtlT-W3Cw2bfg7Bt

2026-05-08 02:20:54 CEST

Most people are feeling a bit bougie with their dollaridos. 6 Billions of people remain underserved with zero abilities to use what's considered a "normal" banking infrastructure to keep their money into.
That should scare the crap out of you and compel you to do something. Anything. To help.

2026-05-07 23:59:31 CEST

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oooh I thought of it like it were a shitcoin.. my bad. Cause it is! lol and what do you do with shitcoins? you leave them alone!

2026-05-07 23:57:27 CEST

I have no idea how this thing works in practice, I wasn't there for the Blocksize War, however if I could I would just sell the "eCaSh" [poorly named] and buy more sats with it. Simple. Why are people panicking again?

2026-05-04 03:39:54 CEST

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🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…r47n

2026-05-03 21:07:20 CEST

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I have one issue with my Nextcloud service which may cause me to redo the migration. I'm evaluating my options but other than that, honestly, it was flawless. It's really fantastic and I can't wait to use StartTunnel on a VPS! Or even better, to play around with StartBot!

2026-04-29 20:13:42 CEST

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Full success! It's gorgeous.

2026-04-29 04:46:58 CEST

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Installing 040 myself right now let's see how it will go. 🤞🏾

2026-04-29 04:43:44 CEST

I'm attempting to install StartOS fresh 0.4.0 wish me A LOT OF LUCK 🤞🏾

2026-04-27 01:35:30 CEST

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Thank you!

2026-04-27 01:33:50 CEST

I'm SO glad I'm not going. Even with my free ticket. Pff 🤭
#nevent1q…0em0

2026-04-18 21:28:53 CEST

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Bonne soirée @nprofile…lcwv !! 👋🏾

2026-04-18 04:25:49 CEST

🎉 CHAMACITOS, CHAMACITAS!!
NO SERVER! NO HTTPS/API CALLS! COMPLETELY PRIVATE TRADES, TRADE ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ON ANY DEVICE, FOREVER AND ANONYMOUSLY. THIS…IS UNSTOPPABLE CODE! 🏄‍♂️🥳
https://blossom.primal.net/38bd4eaac4c12d0894f06f9e0d198576933da109504c25f317aa993997c467fc.mov

2026-04-16 19:56:14 CEST

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I've been so busy for like the last 4-6 months or more, but I used to be crazy about SB. I used to watch it literally every single day even the famous "SEND IT!!" but I unhooked I guess I decided to build things instead of staying glued to my screen consuming content. I felt it a bit in the past but thought it's the price to pay on social media, things gotta be catchy... 😔
I miss the old SB, man when we were having so much fun on TG cracking up with @nprofile…csq4 even X was hilarious with the Meme Review and stuff man what a time! Aaaaah can we pay to get back to that? I'll pay a premium man. Bring the meme review back and count me in.

2026-04-16 19:43:58 CEST

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I haven't watched in a very long time but what happened?

2026-04-10 00:36:49 CEST

I always think I'm a normal user but maybe I'm not so normal.. There's nothing "normal" about me.

2026-04-04 19:02:33 CEST

Play stupid fiat games, win STUPID FIAT PRICES. ⛽️
https://blossom.primal.net/20eceb864d2f6fb8bd93bb14df8e10f1ce414397618687049858d118c2233048.jpg

2026-04-03 04:35:24 CEST

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This is ABSOLUTELY 💯 TRUE. Few..

2026-04-01 23:58:36 CEST

💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯
No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down.
Watch: one link → @npub1uq7…u0c2 installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything.
30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15.
This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it.
One link. One tap. You’re in.
https://satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾
#bitcoin #ecash #fedimint
https://blossom.primal.net/88321985a9a805f8a850921a75fa6a0b4e8116438a08598fbacde9c3f4d6b599.mp4

2026-04-01 09:12:36 CEST

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Unstoppable money meets unstoppable communication!
Every Bitcoin marketplace has the same flaw. The money might be decentralized, but the communication isn’t. Bisq routes through Tor but maintains a network. RoboSats uses Lightning but coordinators see your messages. HodlHodl stores conversations on their servers.
The trade is only as private as its weakest link. And the weakest link has always been the chat.
Until now. #naddr1qv…d0ly

2026-04-01 03:55:58 CEST

Uh uuuuhhh.. 😯😱😉😁
What do we have here! Keet and @nprofile…nsuz integration?! ✨
"To P2P, or not to P2P. That is the question." ❓❔🦜x🥜
#keet #fedimint #bitcoin #ecash
https://blossom.primal.net/3052f5a2ae8a09ec64bf289ed763254812b2a99c9f9966c918f45027ba772892.jpg

2026-03-30 22:32:08 CEST

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ON THE MONEY! 🎯

2026-03-30 20:38:23 CEST

I personally believe that the world needs #trustless #bitcoin #trades , but I'm starting to be believe that every non-bitcoiner is in dying need of paying their bills (and on time).
[Also, I'm very tired of giving Strike my sats when I can just give it to the Community + premium for being awesome 😎!]
So I'm making a few changes: https://i.nostr.build/cDqcL9QRJw4EWxb3.jpg

2026-03-29 17:53:07 CEST

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Ooos. I’m blind forgive me. I’ll go visit and DM you!

2026-03-29 17:52:26 CEST

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That is so cool you can really tell it’s handmade. You have a website ?

2026-03-29 09:42:09 CEST

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Yeah same here. But for me I feel like any device has a hard time hearing my voice, maybe I have an accent somehow. I mean don't we all do? 😅

2026-03-29 09:19:00 CEST

Just shipped Bill Pay on SatoshiMarket.
The idea is simple: you have sats but need your electricity bill paid. Lock your sats in escrow, post the bill details, and a community member pays it with fiat. They show proof, you confirm, they get your sats. Done.
Why this matters for the global south: millions of people earn Bitcoin but still need to pay bills in local currency. No off-ramp needed. No exchange. Just your community.
What shipped today:
Bill Pay with 2-of-3 escrow protection across all subdomains. 19 payment methods including M-Pesa, MTN MoMo, Wave, OPay, Cash App, Zelle, Revolut, PIX, UPI, and more. Premium rates so volunteers earn extra sats for helping. Fiat currency selection. Auto-broadcasts to community rooms when new bills are posted. Federation-gated VIP listings. Orders auto-refresh every 30 seconds. Restock notifications.
100+ improvements shipped across 8 sessions. Non-custodial. Community-governed. Built for communities that take care of each other.
satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾

2026-03-28 17:57:42 CET

🚀 Hey guys! I just created a Bill Pay Feature powered by the Community.
Here's how Bill Pay works on SatoshiMarket:
1. Someone posts a bill they need paid (electricity, internet, phone, etc.) and locks their sats in escrow
2. You see the listing, check the bill details, and if you have fiat to spare — you accept the trade
3. You pay the bill using whatever method works (M-Pesa, bank transfer, Cashapp, etc.)
4. Share proof of payment in the trade
5. Both of you confirm, the sats are released to your wallet instantly
It's basically: you pay someone's bill with fiat, they pay you in Bitcoin. Everyone wins. The escrow protects both sides — nobody can cheat.
Try it out! 🧾⚡"

2026-03-28 15:38:14 CET

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This is SO true. 🤣🤣

2026-03-28 03:18:44 CET

SatoshiMarket just shipped client-side Shamir Secret Sharing for our Escrow 🔐.
✂️ Your sats are split into 3 encrypted shares before leaving your device. The server never sees your full ecash notes. 2-of-3 participants must cooperate to release funds. The server operator mathematically cannot touch your sats.
⚡️Also shipped:
- Federation-scoped VIP listings with ecash probe verification,
- 5-tier trust-based lending levels,
- community arbiter recruitment,
- FAQ,
- light mode,
- and automatic listing broadcasts to your Fedi community rooms.
90+ improvements across the board in less than a week. Non-custodial. Community-governed. Built on Fedimint + Nostr.
https://satoshimarket.app

2026-03-28 00:38:54 CET

Building stuff is so much fun. https://derekross.me/e/purp/Pepe.png

2026-03-27 19:31:21 CET

🤯 Escrow notes are now split client-side using Shamir Secret Sharing. The server never handles your full ecash notes. ⚡️✨🥳
NIP-44 encryption coming soon for full cryptographic non-custody.

2026-03-26 17:10:04 CET

Anyone else is building on top of privacy technologies? It feels lonely here...
#privacytech #privacy #bitcoin #ecash

2026-03-26 04:22:38 CET

Why Primal, Yaki and even Nostrudel are not the best on a simple mobile browser?
No love for PWAs? 🤔👀
I see a problem. I also see a solution. 🧪🥼📱

2026-03-26 04:19:59 CET

I reported all the bugs I've seen to Fedi. Happy to tackle them ensemble. 🥼🧪
The iOS Federation picker glitch is extremely important to resolve, at least for me.

2026-03-25 02:08:10 CET

Lending is something that I've always felt passionate about, when it comes to disempowered communities.
I believe there are people of good faith everywhere, we just have to unite them.

2026-03-24 13:15:26 CET

"I am proud of you, son/daughter".
When/If your dad ever tell you this sentence, whatever your age, it'll change your life FOREVER ❤️.
I repeat, F. O. R. E. V. E. R. ⭐

2026-03-24 04:23:33 CET

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I love this story! (I also love the music. I hope to find it in Wavelake.) ✨🙌🏾

2026-03-24 04:19:59 CET

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Profile, DMs and profile switcher (hold), and settings. There's already a floating create post.

2026-03-22 22:15:32 CET

I wish you a very productive Sunday.

2026-03-21 21:15:00 CET

It’s so funny because I built this tool for myself, out of HEAVY frustration 🥵😤for not being able to send money to my own mother in another country…
All I need is to connect with an army of people who have the same problem. Do you struggle too? 👀🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/69c5156b115fab7818813afdd9a7cc46d2cee8a08ef0c374efb11556caecefbc.png

2026-03-20 13:42:59 CET

4 taps. Zero registration. You're trading #bitcoin safely.
https://blossom.primal.net/79e66dc9d25518e0ceb57380f1068a84b200fd4e0cd9b5492e0db6d23fbe7739.png

2026-03-19 23:05:57 CET

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OH. MY. God... IF THIS IS REAL, I know a few wallets that probably won't detach from the mess.

2026-03-19 23:02:30 CET

The world is turning into a much better place, faster than people think. It's way easier to believe once you turn your TV off...

2026-03-16 21:44:31 CET

Amazing episode by @nprofile…5tgn
https://fountain.fm/episode/XZwfb9vLLAPimDZEJRuN

2026-03-12 07:08:33 CET

🥳Historic breakthrough (v2.20.x):🥳
- Fedimint WASM SDK running in browser ✅
- Full e-cash cycle TESTED and PROVEN (spendNotes → parseNotes → cancel) ✅
- Discovered fediInternal.generateEcash({amount}) + receiveEcash(notes) ✅
- Pure e-cash escrow working end-to-end — no Lightning needed ✅

2026-03-09 06:06:16 CET

Why is it so hard to support NIP-17 for Nostr Clients?

2026-03-05 16:11:59 CET

Monkey D. Luffy! 🤩😎
https://i.nostr.build/BXEeSB9UI2APn5sW.jpg

2026-02-26 21:06:08 CET

Traveling to Tokyo 🗼, Japan!

2026-02-26 21:05:41 CET

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ABSOLUTELY 💯!! Live peacefully my brother 🙏🏾!

2026-02-24 01:20:23 CET

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You got it! 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽💯

2026-02-23 23:32:01 CET

🟠🔐 What if you could trade with anyone on earth — and never worry about getting scammed?
Introducing Satoshi Market — the first Bitcoin-native escrow system built on Multisig 2-of-3, powered by the @nprofile…nsuz Community.
Here's how it works:
🔑 You hold a key
🔑 The other party holds a key
🔑 A trusted Fedi community member holds the third
Funds move only when 2 of 3 agree. No single person can steal. No corporation controls your money. No centralized platform deciding who gets paid.
This is what trustless peer-to-peer commerce actually looks like.
🧠 If you're new to Bitcoin — this means you can buy, sell, or trade with a complete stranger and your money is locked and protected until both sides are happy. Think of it like an escrow agent, except there's no bank, no company, and no one can run off with your funds.
⚡ If you're a Bitcoin OG — you already know how powerful multisig is. Now imagine it as a service layer anyone can use for any peer-to-peer trade. We just made it dead simple.
🫂 If you're in a Fedi community — YOUR community is the trust layer. Your reputation, your people, your keys. This is community-powered commerce and it's never been done like this before.
This isn't a marketplace (yet 👀). This is the foundation — the engine of trust that makes every future peer-to-peer transaction possible.
Marketplace coming soon. But the escrow? It's live. Right now.
🔗 satoshimarket.app
Have you ever seen anything like this? Be honest 👇
#Bitcoin #Multisig #Escrow #Fedi #Fedimint #PeerToPeer #TrustlessCommerce #SatoshiMarket #CircularEconomy #BuildOnBitcoin

2026-02-18 00:13:48 CET

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THIS HIT HOME FOR ME!
https://fountain.fm/episode/u3IM02oGWXhPNQRDKkcC
#nevent1q…lp9u

2026-02-16 13:29:30 CET

Let me introduce y'all to Opus 4.6, my new best AI friend.

2026-02-15 17:57:38 CET

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So true 😅🤣

2026-02-14 05:41:48 CET

WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣 https://v.nostr.build/VPDoDLdnaHZtKqaW.mp4

2026-02-14 04:51:48 CET

Vibe coding is SO much fun! 🤩😛 You just get to build stuff permissionlessly!

2026-02-14 00:00:13 CET

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Totally agree! 💯

2026-02-13 13:02:08 CET

"They tried to burry us. They didn't know, we were seeds."
-Venezuelan proberb

2026-02-13 12:32:44 CET

If you're living in any "poor" country and your cellphone 📱 allows you to download Facebook, it'll allow you to download a Bitcoin wallet.

2026-02-11 02:47:36 CET

A lot of people know very well how to do their job. However they never thought about doing their job, ON THEMSELVES.
Let's say you're excellent at Payroll. You can pay other people, but in no way shape or form, you'll automatically know how to pay yourself. Strange isn't it?

2026-02-01 10:04:30 CET

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The link doesn't work on my side.

2026-02-01 10:01:45 CET

I'm running BIP-110 on my node, obviously.
Tone Vays, sorry but not sorry.

2026-02-01 03:49:13 CET

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Now they bury Kate the doctor but they didn't bury Obi... 😞

2026-02-01 03:31:52 CET

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Why Obi had to die, is ridiculous. He could have been taking them to a super secret place of his, so the viewer can learn about Nigerian cuisine or something.
Ric Roman had no idea about what to do there… 😪

2026-02-01 03:06:27 CET

I'm watching Greenland 2: Migration, and funny enough there's a guy named Obi from Nigeria who moved to England as a child, similar story to @nprofile…dgzw.
Gerard Butler didn't think too hard to make a Part 2.. did he? It's extremely hard to make a Part 2 of a good movie.
https://i.nostr.build/gFeacYqJqxT9GVpO.jpg

2026-01-31 19:30:47 CET

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-01-31 10:13:27 CET

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😆 Can the payment experience be ANY easier than that, like ever? They nailed it! 👏🏾👌🏾

2026-01-31 10:08:08 CET

🚀 Join me as I explore @nprofile…3uh5 Mini Apps – revolutionizing the way we use money, interact in communities, and manage our digital lives!
👉📱3 real-world use cases to convince you to switch.
#Fedi #MiniApps #BitcoinLife
https://v.nostr.build/fxsOBfsZoFNiKHIe.mp4

2026-01-27 09:31:34 CET

Very surprising! #nevent1q…ux9t

2026-01-27 06:14:44 CET

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Yup same! I feel like we all saw that coming especially after the new UI revamp

2026-01-26 15:31:20 CET

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Dang 😮 there's no way that's Jean Paul! ! Wow

2026-01-26 03:42:10 CET

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That was a fantastic movie! I watched it as well. My wife quit on it midway when she saw the zombies… 😌
#nevent1q…wx6l

2026-01-26 03:38:04 CET

🗓️ Tomorrow is Monday. I need to review my approach to managing my schedule.
My time and energy is precious and I need to value it more.😌

2026-01-26 03:33:44 CET

@nprofile…clur to me, is literally a private 🔑 with an invisible passphrase, except the passphrase is …your Federated Community.
Only you, control the unique access to your Federated Community: the passphrase that you don’t need to save anywhere.

2026-01-24 02:20:04 CET

Today was Day 4 (out of 4) of our @nprofile…0es3 2-Week Seminar!
One word: FANTASTIC! 💥🔥

2026-01-24 02:15:49 CET

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@nprofile…8ren is my environment 🔥

2026-01-23 01:29:36 CET

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I know now that I read this post alone.. I was watching a soccer game about the African Cup of Nations. It was nuts!

2026-01-23 01:28:21 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/2335af37d6e262a8c41edbdd1017581ca5dda6c3cb5b14ee30edb62aa443968f.gif

2026-01-20 10:11:15 CET

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That was pure 🔥! Let's finish strong on Friday 💪🏾!!!