Noshole

This asshole was trying to eat the ballsack babies and I had to yell and wave like a mad woman to protect the nest.
https://image.nostr.build/65c4dc1d69cab5896f7a679c2fb7de375fcb614ea8f5c4f997f8e8f626ed4898.jpg
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2026-05-16 18:07:01 CEST

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2026-05-16 04:30:01 CEST

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Winnebago man

2026-05-16 02:22:05 CEST

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A 1:1 ratio is more realistic

2026-05-16 01:44:42 CEST

Typed in xornychat on accident…look what comes up after cornychat👀 weird times we live in
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2026-05-16 01:26:42 CEST

Ballsack babies on their 6th day of life. Apparently, they’re gonna open their eyes by day 9 or 10. No idea when they’re gonna look like actual hummingbirds.
https://image.nostr.build/070e301dd551552a0d196c46f23365525db00a8cbf05ea669566edc60d1c9a72.jpg

2026-05-15 17:36:33 CEST

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Gotttttttchaaaaa

2026-05-15 17:33:24 CEST

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Idk how you did it, but yes 😂😂

2026-05-15 17:16:57 CEST

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Soiled ass boys! You’re gonna have to teach me the way of compote soon🙏

2026-05-14 23:11:47 CEST

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Nah. It can’t be. Because tunics don’t have slits in the back that open all the way up to the butthole🤔

2026-05-14 23:10:32 CEST

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You WOULD be wearing a dress though🤷‍♀️

2026-05-14 22:51:53 CEST

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I’m just like chuck Norris

2026-05-14 22:45:33 CEST

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Now do one where he inserts the saber directly into his anus while his face lights up with joy🤭🤭🤭

2026-05-14 04:29:41 CEST

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😂same here. It’s so crazy because it’s blind so idk how it had aim

2026-05-14 04:28:20 CEST

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GN🫂

2026-05-14 04:27:10 CEST

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This just in: people all around the globe are coming down with a severe case of no worries

2026-05-14 03:58:14 CEST

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Yeah I immediately wished that I had had my mouth closed🤭

2026-05-14 03:57:31 CEST

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There’s no purple eels in the Dominican Republic 🤷‍♀️

2026-05-14 03:56:56 CEST

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I was thinking about how hard humans have to work to potty train or even puppies

2026-05-14 03:56:20 CEST

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That’s what nostr needs the most

2026-05-14 03:17:26 CEST

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It’s okay, I logged onto ditto to look

2026-05-14 03:16:44 CEST

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I must be incredibly lucky

2026-05-14 03:16:29 CEST

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😂deal

2026-05-14 03:16:12 CEST

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Well…human corpse anyways🤷‍♀️😂

2026-05-14 03:16:00 CEST

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That one

2026-05-14 03:10:04 CEST

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💯🤢

2026-05-14 03:09:31 CEST

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And I will ignore the oddity of your grave robbing 🤝

2026-05-14 03:08:14 CEST

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😂😂spooky AF

2026-05-14 03:07:35 CEST

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Funniest thing to happen to me in so long

2026-05-14 03:06:53 CEST

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Drains/unmarked grave, whatever you wanna call it 🤭 was there a little leg still attached?

2026-05-14 02:41:50 CEST

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True dat😂

2026-05-14 02:41:21 CEST

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Noo that would be so much cooler🤭

2026-05-14 02:40:01 CEST

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Bass or ukulele

2026-05-14 02:39:42 CEST

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Damnit those shoes are so cool

2026-05-14 02:38:40 CEST

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Banjo and then mandolin

2026-05-14 02:35:20 CEST

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Is it?? Am I shape blind?

2026-05-14 02:33:54 CEST

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I mean, it’s what I like to see the most🤭🤷‍♀️

2026-05-14 02:33:14 CEST

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🤯

2026-05-14 02:32:55 CEST

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Although, if yall do decide to jam…just know..I play several instruments..VERY POORLY

2026-05-14 02:32:18 CEST

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Sooo long ago, but yes! That was so neat

2026-05-14 02:31:36 CEST

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We love those too!!!!

2026-05-14 02:31:12 CEST

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I literally commented that

2026-05-14 02:30:37 CEST

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Bahaha what exactly did you think it was? It’s too weird a shape to be a titty or a dick

2026-05-14 02:30:10 CEST

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I got cloacad😮‍💨😂

2026-05-13 23:55:59 CEST

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No the place where we got stuck at the last time and I wanted to throw my switch at the wall😂

2026-05-13 23:54:29 CEST

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🤞🤐

2026-05-13 23:48:50 CEST

I can’t even take a damn piss around here
https://image.nostr.build/ee79162649353e473d17ef21ab2f8364ca207ad7c3f00cadc36124071754a5ba.jpg

2026-05-13 21:34:56 CEST

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I used to play! But I always went for the catch instead of the dodge and it shows

2026-05-13 21:29:24 CEST

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I feel like I had enough time😂

2026-05-13 20:45:51 CEST

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The thing is on its 4th day of life and can already shit 100mph

2026-05-13 20:45:09 CEST

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What that?

2026-05-13 20:44:49 CEST

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There’s a new nature cunt in town😂

2026-05-13 20:43:13 CEST

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Best day ever

2026-05-13 20:24:07 CEST

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HEY! You stole this from @npub18dy…ndjr

2026-05-13 20:23:16 CEST

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🤷‍♀️ I’m just so impressed

2026-05-13 20:23:01 CEST

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The most amazing, original image to ever exist🤭

2026-05-13 19:56:04 CEST

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Yup! Even better that my mouth was open😂🤦‍♀️

2026-05-13 19:43:50 CEST

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It shot so far too because I’m way zoomed in with the camera 😂

2026-05-13 19:38:37 CEST

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It’s gotta be! I didn’t even know they had buttholes like that😂

2026-05-13 19:29:33 CEST

Today, a baby hummingbird shat on my face.
https://video.nostr.build/404c8c4489d61bcb5a5df94bb221ae78c50b8ac104987db67d6fcb1cff3a297d.mov

2026-05-13 18:47:48 CEST

https://video.nostr.build/0e5b5856874ddc5acb58cba5da529c77552c84ab5c582a76fd3c535315891ecb.mov

2026-05-13 17:24:58 CEST

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Maybe a deaf person 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-05-13 17:23:58 CEST

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Everyone’s accent is sexy to someone 🤷‍♀️😂

2026-05-13 16:29:18 CEST

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Do…Estonians? 🤨😂

2026-05-13 16:27:56 CEST

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Yup! Teeny tiny, perfect little beans 🥰
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2026-05-13 04:33:27 CEST

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I don’t know how it’s possible unless they’re stretchy, but yup🤷‍♀️😂

2026-05-13 04:32:57 CEST

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It’s the only explanation🤷‍♀️

2026-05-13 03:36:37 CEST

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You know I just fuckknf might

2026-05-13 03:34:54 CEST

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Okay maybe later when I’m done filming

2026-05-13 03:29:18 CEST

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It would scare her away

2026-05-13 03:29:01 CEST

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She’s gotten so close to me, we make eye contact. It’s such an honor and privilege

2026-05-13 03:28:16 CEST

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Take that back!

2026-05-13 03:27:14 CEST

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It’s so crazy because I already had an obsession for them
https://image.nostr.build/0e1021ccd1018ba84035040d1fc665f54ffa37c7508aa8f01c2ac761bb9e9514.jpg

2026-05-13 03:23:23 CEST

https://video.nostr.build/885c0fe2c31db8938b0f91144decdd53f05963c9ce0984b7430811a8787a80a9.mov

2026-05-13 01:17:24 CEST

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👀

2026-05-12 21:24:57 CEST

They’re on their third day of life and the ballsack babies already move around more than I expected. I think they’re finally comfortable for now.
#hummingbirds
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2026-05-12 20:54:33 CEST

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2026-05-12 18:15:19 CEST

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If you ever need to get rid of any sea junk, you know where to find me 😂

2026-05-12 18:14:31 CEST

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It’s killing my productivity. I just wanna watch them all day

2026-05-12 18:14:07 CEST

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Dude that’s an awesome one! I’m pretty jealous

2026-05-12 17:21:29 CEST

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There’s no other explanation

2026-05-12 16:50:28 CEST

https://video.nostr.build/88e587dc183e741ef39d93bb5630ac4244f72d1044dc0cb1a7e6acc3ac729cc9.mov

2026-05-12 02:12:47 CEST

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Trippy and fun while it lasted. I took it a little too far

2026-05-11 16:26:16 CEST

GM
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2026-05-11 16:21:49 CEST

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That’s a good point 😂

2026-05-11 04:29:46 CEST

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😮‍💨I knowww and it’s tempting

2026-05-11 04:28:36 CEST

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A little too sweet….
https://image.nostr.build/0e967ec087f9dd32b131d81a0a13551addd7ada6bb85f54b0270d532a8883b6a.jpg

2026-05-11 04:23:04 CEST

Every fucking time I do floor exercises 🤦‍♀️😂
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