kevinrav
Kevin Ravens₿erg ⚡️ ☁️

https://www.kravens.nl/

Space Researcher, Noderunner (bitcoin/lnd), hosting Noderunners Batched Transaction Coordinator (see: https://coinjoin.nl/ ) and BitTipBot (https://t.me/BitTipBot)
PGP: 2536 F69E 9C37 2566 2B6C 146B DCF1 7F7A 0127 2020

Public Key

npub1yn84ur49llj7pp9a7uv477f7vrpj0rj7df5pnfncvkusaxgy6jqsj9xgfl

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszfn67p6jlle0qsj7lwx2l0ylxpse83e0x56qe5euxtwgwnyzdfqgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsvut33v

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1yn84ur49llj7pp9a7uv477f7vrpj0rj7df5pnfncvkusaxgy6jqsj9xgfl

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Last Notes

2026-05-08 01:11:16 CEST

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We would love to host you in green suit 🕶️

2026-05-06 10:52:17 CEST

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210% premiums now?

2026-05-06 10:32:23 CEST

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Exactly

2026-05-06 10:30:22 CEST

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Rekt

2026-05-02 01:44:05 CEST

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Was it getting weird?

2026-05-02 01:11:23 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlvSHh8at50
Lunar bases are a pissing contest 👀 and their funding is basically a money laundry scheme for the elite.

2026-04-29 00:09:19 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/f6e90d0a598a79f1907ff6539793c163883060caedbc6f48b6b4d4377a08c90a.jpg

2026-04-27 09:31:40 CEST

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I've only eaten regular version of these

2026-04-24 20:47:15 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/ef6e537bdc23c9fa257ffd364d8e163eb85ad2be0857487aea2fce9ada77832a.mp4

2026-04-11 09:36:25 CEST

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I do recommend reading this reexamination: https://bit.ly/2DwjFDl
As there is scientific evidence for thermitic material in the 9/11 dust. What AE911 wants is an official re-investigation with subpoenas and witness testimonies. So those responsible can be held accountable.

2026-04-10 19:04:20 CEST

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https://coinjoin.nl coordinator 🕶️

2026-04-08 08:53:11 CEST

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GM 😂

2026-04-08 08:36:40 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/b1780a3f3c430964c7ebdacd33b345751d5308b238056b3d0938fcdf12e58c01.jpg

2026-04-08 00:18:12 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/199d2c9809379df871e0d320e45b6b775833bb01cbba1a2add80ed0645f4891c.jpg

2026-04-08 00:17:23 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/199d2c9809379df871e0d320e45b6b775833bb01cbba1a2add80ed0645f4891c.jpg
#nevent1q…qju8

2026-04-06 14:19:15 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/aae54d1f42910b71c1c7ed819e9da33b3752d790f203ddff311c21f44a2c0ea1.mp4

2026-04-06 14:17:55 CEST

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Die waren lekker gister!

2026-04-06 11:47:05 CEST

2026-04-04 00:04:01 CEST

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Space is a place frens 👾

2026-04-03 22:31:04 CEST

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April fools 🤡

2026-04-02 19:55:57 CEST

Moon confirmed?
https://blossom.primal.net/2c9f16415e55f7072ef0f8398d9f741c9a39497947b483cf0c89bfeaaf9aceed.jpg

2026-04-01 23:19:02 CEST

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Is it in sRGB or AdobeRGB colourspace?

2026-04-01 18:19:05 CEST

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I got that from my vet to treat the scratched eye of my dog. They said a vet proved it was eye safe by spraying in her own eye first 💦

2026-04-01 10:59:51 CEST

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Please donate by buying your canceled ticket right now!
#nevent1q…dgpj

2026-04-01 10:43:44 CEST

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Can you slow cook it like a brisket?

2026-04-01 10:39:26 CEST

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Update April 1st 2026: They pranked us, I'm filing a complaint at HR 🤡 https://blossom.primal.net/d144063e0244675c1cbd0af7bdf7718176b40d86d74ed8f0f60f0b9c8616862e.png

2026-04-01 08:55:10 CEST

Happy all time highs 👑

2026-03-31 23:55:01 CEST

I like cashus 🥜
https://blossom.primal.net/993bcd96cb88d3650b40f050a38b9c6c2dc4f3826aaac31171d9f12b4c53d818.jpg

2026-03-31 09:45:20 CEST

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Is this bitcoin slop?

2026-03-30 17:38:15 CEST

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I publish my https://coinjoin.nl rounds here, for those who are listening

2026-03-30 16:29:09 CEST

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Yeah, I already knew the API change that broke compatibility. My own patch did not work, so I asked a more capable AI model this time. Should be fine from here on.

2026-03-30 16:12:52 CEST

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GM, I've asked Claude Code to fix LightningTipBot issues I had after upgrading LNBits to v1.5.0: https://github.com/kravens/BitTipBot/pull/11

2026-03-30 16:04:16 CEST

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They ask to share something like a bitcoin address for the payment to go to. Should be self-custody, and is a fully opt-in option.

2026-03-30 15:22:34 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/2e3665cef6647ef59568c48c2ac88707ef2919a76eeaef3c6776388d8c554f53.png
If this is not a joke from HR, I might be getting partial salary payment in bitcoin soon 😎

2026-03-30 03:13:25 CEST

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😂
https://blossom.primal.net/accdb02d64b64fc1d1985a14f9ee800a11bff012dd9b3f909d94bc38859c7916.mp4

2026-03-30 02:34:44 CEST

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https://coinjoin.nl for people who care 🖤
#nevent1q…c5le

2026-03-28 21:31:47 CET

I've tried to make even more economical fee-estimates for https://coinjoin.nl rounds this Coinjoin Sunday, check out how here: https://github.com/kravens/coinjoin.nl/wiki/Coordinator-fee-optimization
Give it a try and join us for a round! 🕶️ https://blossom.primal.net/8bda569a8b2e772d9c8fdfd2c88e46318b90cd3004b92fc13485b6fec9e29f70.jpg

2026-03-28 16:09:32 CET

Hey frens, I just fixed the new user wallet creation issues for https://t.me/BitTipBot ⚡️ so you can use this custodial telegram wallet again for easy on-the-go payments and have your own lightning address for receiving zaps!

2026-03-25 01:36:56 CET

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https://coinjoin.nl 🕶️
#nevent1q…wy8e

2026-03-18 01:14:33 CET

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Nice Anon Score on our coinjoin.nl round today 🕶️

2026-03-14 21:36:43 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/8d3b9d07f95b6ba4fda00731e37fa215afe3c155519e73806f63c237b5a37739.mp4
#nevent1q…shte

2026-03-14 19:07:02 CET

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https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c

2026-03-14 19:04:44 CET

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The guy is such a douche, profiting from surveillance and fearmongering.

2026-03-14 19:03:29 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/1caa963d90c9f7114aa2247ce0b3ba07228be78873a1858e4d8bbfbababdf43a.png
Will you visit me in jail after a round of https://coinjoin.nl ?

2026-03-12 19:38:02 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/a72560c212c58532f88f3e9c2bfa910e65481e69cdf90a308b1ae24ee73cfb37.mp4
Become Ungovernable with https://coinjoin.nl 🕶️

2026-03-12 10:58:37 CET

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2026-03-11 21:39:23 CET

Nothing to hide? Protect you #privacy with https://coinjoin.nl 👩🏻🕶️
https://blossom.primal.net/8bda569a8b2e772d9c8fdfd2c88e46318b90cd3004b92fc13485b6fec9e29f70.jpg
Original artwork: https://x.com/pascalboyart/status/2031765440876237213

2026-03-06 12:12:32 CET

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A lot of things don’t make sense around that day indeed, so a new investigation is necessary!

2026-03-06 11:48:04 CET

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Yeah, must have been a massive bomb at the foundation prior to triggering layered nanothermite to blow up layer by layer from top to bottom.

2026-03-06 09:45:21 CET

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I’m an omnivore, I especially don’t like wasting food an animal died for. That would be respectless.

2026-03-06 09:38:51 CET

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Correction: Citrea did not need or end up using large OP_Return outputs. Only in rumors and conspiracies did they do anything to further this.

2026-03-06 09:32:44 CET

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Her conclusions are a bit wild, where planted explosives are a more down to earth explanation.

2026-03-05 01:57:10 CET

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SlopHub

2026-03-05 01:42:45 CET

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Hillary tried to laugh the “pizzagate” mention away as a Q-anon conspiracy. Claiming it was fakenews and a shooter went to a regular pizza restaurant…

2026-03-05 00:49:02 CET

https://youtu.be/-E6sXsF4j40
Iran is a country, not an enemy. Don't fall for the neocon brainwashing frens.

2026-03-04 18:29:40 CET

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Good advice, manually open port 8333 to your bitcoin node 😇

2026-03-04 18:15:58 CET

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Don’t they know we need at least 2TB to store the full bitcoin blockchain nowadays 🤡

2026-03-04 18:12:22 CET

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Are there legal softdrugs for sale like on Silk Road?

2026-03-04 18:11:27 CET

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Hey look, it’s Silk Road 2.0 😎

2026-03-02 10:55:51 CET

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It’s the bottom but it keeps dipping

2026-03-02 10:53:08 CET

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Gonna be a wild year if they do this

2026-03-01 21:56:51 CET

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It just a fee saving technology! Everyone will want to coinjoin in the cypherpunk future 🧑‍🚀

2026-02-28 02:24:54 CET

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It had pirate chanties

2026-02-28 01:33:23 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/79c0a02caf6d78577ad1f4ef04dd90ca161a067f778a3f40a31e2a195e0f13a1.png
Look at this beautiful new feature in master branch of Wasabi Wallet 🕶️
Test it out with a round of https://coinjoin.nl

2026-02-28 00:49:29 CET

https://youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ
🎶

2026-02-26 10:14:29 CET

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That’s why I feel so much better when I don’t drink coca cola or big brand shitty beer.

2026-02-26 10:11:44 CET

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Yeah, I want to know how to get this lower, seems to calculate in 1 sat/vbyte steps

2026-02-26 01:36:02 CET

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Crazy times

2026-02-26 01:32:13 CET

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I got 16GB mate, offloading to system RAM slows it significantly

2026-02-26 01:30:09 CET

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5$ per token?

2026-02-25 01:49:10 CET

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Bitcoin is a mirror 🪞

2026-02-25 01:25:51 CET

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Best people. 👥

2026-02-25 01:15:43 CET

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Boris is a chad coder

2026-02-24 18:39:56 CET

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EU is on its way to become as corrupt as Ukraine…

2026-02-24 18:38:43 CET

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It would make the quantum attack more expensive by N public keys used in a future transaction. Make sure not to leak the xpub, or this benefit + privacy is lost.

2026-02-24 18:35:17 CET

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Unstoppable privacy, just invite your friends and you can start coinjoining 😎

2026-02-24 12:12:32 CET

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We can fix this by doing more https://coinjoin.nl rounds to fill up the cheap blockspace 🕶️🛡️

2026-02-23 02:49:03 CET

https://youtu.be/l5ggH-YhuAw

2026-02-22 20:07:03 CET

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These people...

2026-02-22 11:15:13 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/8d939da02f725f09d946832b5b2c2e5f1514686832fa78c70986ae69cfbf6ac0.png

2026-02-22 00:00:09 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/85375fefea0c1ab8a0fc16ec84596a43994e853667c2b3c6bacf7a0a4d1364a6.mp4
Get up and join us for a round today on https://coinjoin.nl Sunday 🛡️🕶️

2026-02-18 00:01:02 CET

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Rekt

2026-02-16 01:38:42 CET

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I had issues on I2P this week

2026-02-16 01:36:25 CET

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Explains the great flood story nicely 💦🌊

2026-02-15 12:11:31 CET

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Her e-mail server has conveniently caught fire, so no evidence on her to put out there xD

2026-02-15 11:58:45 CET

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When she sees it is https://coinjoin.nl Sunday again 🕶️💖
https://blossom.primal.net/a9b2b95d76202d8507a86cb57a560764e177635bc5ae4a7f4e877ab9d4dba96d.mp4
#nevent1q…v98g

2026-02-15 11:56:25 CET

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Nostr is like an AR-15 with a scratched off serial number then 🤡

2026-02-15 02:56:01 CET

https://coinjoin.nl 🕶️💖
https://blossom.primal.net/861e74cef0fb9badda2b1cc15cd4cc328d7f24cb8d628178485c5eaefc67238f.mp4

2026-02-14 13:32:43 CET

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2026-02-14 13:32:20 CET

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Gf’inM

2026-02-14 12:18:40 CET

Don't end up on a bitcoin rich-list, do a round of https://coinjoin.nl/ before transacting on-chain 🕶️ https://blossom.primal.net/cd9b5342bc4528ab1613237f897105e966d9c781159675b939a2c2d677bda16a.png

2026-02-12 01:26:06 CET

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Crazy stuff 🤯

2026-02-12 01:22:23 CET

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I am a happy customer, only took the minimum loan amount to test and added a little extra collateral to not worry at night.

2026-02-12 01:15:57 CET

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Also memory and GPU’s are selling out

2026-02-12 01:11:52 CET

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Yep 😅