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2026-05-26 03:24:13 CEST

Some days you are the dog, some days you are the iguana.
https://blossom.primal.net/fa342b657e6a41b0110a6aff4fd3556d225e4f2c560e8bc386fe09a071a45d6d.mp4

2026-05-21 23:01:44 CEST

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Cool. Yeah I've never heard anyone call them stems but it makes sense. I erroneously just call them trees because I don't feel like educating people that they aren't trees.
😅

2026-05-21 12:58:41 CEST

My wife took this picture of me.
https://blossom.primal.net/0f908740ac1585072f35d8a80532e2090b0596539422ac7aee46c9726fe3c5df.jpg

2026-05-19 22:32:17 CEST

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The cav and dwarf cav are my favorite for eating raw. The apple banana is my second favorite but I use it to make ice cream. The reds are cool looking but the ripening process is maddening. Blue Java is good, but my experience hasn't been great with getting them to fruit heartily. The date banana is good but they ripen super fast.
Here in CR the biggest problem is using everything you plant because it goes so fast from planting to fruit.

2026-05-19 18:08:37 CEST

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Lol. That explains it.

2026-05-19 17:13:15 CEST

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It's better than seed, mine throw about 4-5 pups per year. The pups grow super fast and fruit is ready about 12-18 months later. Banana seeds are basically useless. Haha

2026-05-19 16:38:06 CEST

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In theory, there is no "cost" but one could argue that land transactions require title, escrow, property tax etc. You can also argue that the cost to bear gold is real. Transporting anything physical incurs cost.
For these reasons, we disagree.

2026-05-19 16:35:40 CEST

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You are using free and equal interchangeably. I think we disagree there.

2026-05-19 00:56:07 CEST

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What lol

2026-05-18 22:35:39 CEST

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I realized I didn't post the pic of the one I ate. The yellow one is just there for reference. They are great cooked "mature" or ripe with a little cinnamon and honey. Or just plain butter.
https://blossom.primal.net/a514440b31cc9593b6a66437866bb1ac6b4f24d8da889d812ed48684d933376f.jpg

2026-05-18 22:32:45 CEST

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I haven't cooked the ripe ones. I only cook the green ones. I eat the ripe ones raw because they have great flavor.

2026-05-18 02:28:26 CEST

Patacones made with a special, rare variety of plantain from Hawaii. Hua moa.
https://blossom.primal.net/00c155648db777dd72559e1130cc3cbed70ccd6b53803ba500a8f9663c9cfd51.jpg
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2026-05-16 20:08:50 CEST

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You're cordially invited to come to Costa Rica and cross a river with me in October.
Just because the water isn't over the hood doesn't mean the snorkel isn't being used.
We can debate with keyboards if you want but I have a 200 acre farm bordered by a river which gets several feet deep and I'm not risking a bitcoin because I couldn't spring a few hundred dollars on a plastic tube to prevent my engine from seizing, but please go on and tell me about how I won't be needing lugged tires on my steep road either. Probably don't need a V8 either.

2026-05-16 19:03:18 CEST

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Rhetorical or serious question?
Snorkels are for driving in deep water. It's common to prevent water ingress in the air intake on internal combustion engines.
Where I live, I have to cross 2 rivers to reach my farm. They can be deep during rain season. It's a requirement not optional.

2026-05-16 17:41:12 CEST

Shorted bitcoin yesterday. You all are welcome. Not all heroes wear capes. Some have no chairs and an LC79.
🚀
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2026-05-15 02:37:00 CEST

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Hot tub is a pretty trash purchase lol.

2026-05-11 15:05:43 CEST

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Good morning, I think the guy I got this from is confused about the name. I believe it is pachira aquatica. Some are green and some are purple apparently. I've never seen it before.

2026-05-10 21:45:14 CEST

Nuez de la india
https://blossom.primal.net/c883980172be1c28f43c4e1e4c0b888ce57c074475448416b1570de3cdacb3b8.jpg

2026-05-10 02:38:36 CEST

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Lol. It do be feeling that way when you grow fruit.

2026-05-09 01:26:08 CEST

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Cool. I've never had pawpaw. Would love to try it.

2026-05-05 17:18:02 CEST

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Even in October, the rainiest month, the mornings can be beautiful like this.

2026-05-05 16:29:26 CEST

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Not mine. It's a hotel/lodge. But yes, it's gorgeous.

2026-05-05 16:06:34 CEST

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Come prepared for rain starting mid day. Bring warm clothes. They burn log fires inside but not much for heat otherwise. Some of the best birding in CR.

2026-05-05 15:36:34 CEST

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It's called Salsipuedes. It means "Leave if you can."
This specific hotel lodge is called Paraiso Quetzal. It's about 9,000' elevation and very cool weather.

2026-05-05 14:58:05 CEST

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This photo was taken in October. Lol.

2026-05-05 14:42:20 CEST

GM. Don't go to Costa Rica in rainy season. It's awful. Please stay away for your own health. Thank me later when you disobey.
https://blossom.primal.net/75fe4c550b3bd97b3a250bc55f7cb75700a6e7752012f821cc9825fdd46f395d.jpg

2026-05-02 15:15:57 CEST

GM! Happy Saturday!☕️
https://blossom.primal.net/68f9139b6f2655ae8f09dcd934a657331b9c0aa6bec8f52f71787e0a5f32a5e0.mp4

2026-05-01 14:20:33 CEST

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Just curious, how did it get that far along? That seems huge.

2026-05-01 05:41:06 CEST

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Lol. Happy to show you the farm if you come down. Rain season is starting so the flights and lodging prices will go down. Most visitors seem to come between Christmas and Easter.

2026-05-01 04:36:15 CEST

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Come down to CR and try it. It's definitely a novelty, but one that I think is an unforgettable experience.

2026-04-30 15:10:57 CEST

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You pay someone bitcoin. They accept it and make delicious meat that you share in a group setting. No plates and no forks. You enjoy. Everyone enjoys.

2026-04-30 15:06:30 CEST

GM amigos! ☕️🍒 The melodious blackbirds are singing. The miracle berries are popping. Have you ever experienced a miracle berry?
https://blossom.primal.net/03911046c583b5c5a27ebc5b3b8ab94b99c2422cc203e1061767a83ea6d8d33d.jpg

2026-04-29 14:36:48 CEST

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No. 😂

2026-04-29 12:04:47 CEST

GM. Sunset at the beach last night. PV
https://blossom.primal.net/ed23a17684801b4d88d574cc717443872ef82b54ae30de804abe4e0becdaab4c.jpg

2026-04-28 04:47:38 CEST

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Nailed it. Got these from up around 8000' elevation down here in Costa Rica. They taste amazing.

2026-04-28 00:16:01 CEST

#fruitstr
Have you ever tasted it?
https://blossom.primal.net/c8e199cbc0456c6f5a18d572189f8fddc16cf0a666c6d519c35bf0bcc7cef9cb.jpg

2026-04-27 13:58:21 CEST

GM! ☕️ #dogstr
We all need someone to lean on.
https://blossom.primal.net/26a1b8e1dd65e9da36ef7f682f5b9d304c556027da2ff39092322d2ec8fb0560.jpg

2026-04-26 18:35:54 CEST

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#birdstr is alive and well in CR.
Emerald Tucanet, resplendent quetzal male, Oriole, and resplendent quetzal female.
San Gerardo de Dota last weekend!
#nevent1q…kmxc
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2026-04-26 18:28:39 CEST

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Buenos días amigo! PV

2026-04-21 01:24:07 CEST

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Weird.
https://blossom.primal.net/33bd10c2a02e87227565006468e96f98a91370eed6106636433766f8373c789e.jpg

2026-04-20 23:21:48 CEST

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Can't see what you're replying to. But I understand what you mean.

2026-04-20 01:50:14 CEST

@nprofile…fg9w @nprofile…q0jg
ODELL: "That's Arthur Hayes with BitMex, and Pomp with Blockfi."
Marty: "Come on...that's not..."
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

2026-04-17 00:30:17 CEST

On a mini-staycaytion. Cool and misty out. 50F in the tropics is some kind of experience.
https://blossom.primal.net/82d14827c4a0b1e94127cc3e17fd3626b949107b4ac6626c936db3686f2798ce.jpg

2026-04-16 14:53:20 CEST

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Pure faggotry abounds in that category. That's why. None of them are cool.

2026-04-16 05:47:32 CEST

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These are 24 months in the ground but we trim them often. I could do a better job planting things on contour. It's a good reminder. Thanks! Vetiver is razor sharp so I try to keep it away from places I like to walk.

2026-04-16 04:42:28 CEST

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It's hard to tell how steep the road is, and I'm driving a manual, so the video is not great. This was the driest day I've seen on the farm.
https://blossom.primal.net/4f13c06a8eacb9b558ddf399db0e537f5f3c0a6b4bef6e047de43598223ec2ba.mp4

2026-04-16 00:03:44 CEST

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Erosion is a big deal... but we utilize vetiver. Thousands and thousands of vetiver.

2026-04-15 15:37:26 CEST

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Very cool. Have you gotten it to set fruit?

2026-04-15 14:49:55 CEST

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My farm goes from about 800m down to 350m elevation so I'm jealous you can drive yours. I have a road, but it's 4x4 vehicle only and doesn't reach the vast majority to due our extreme slopes. Access is my biggest challenge by far. We still have no power and no real structures, but we will build a cattle corral this year and hopefully a storage bodega with outdoor kitchen, but we didn't get it done in the short dry season, so we need to decide if we want to attempt it in the rainy season. The municipality has been ignoring our requests to fix the public roads lesson to the farm.
https://blossom.primal.net/429ce2a6052f58731c018e82221769b255ae298a02255c16754b502ac2a81302.jpg

2026-04-15 04:00:22 CEST

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That's awesome. Here where I am, and my specific microclimate at about 550m elevation, we get so much rain and sun, it seems like everything grows 2x-3x faster because we only get 1-2 dry months Dec-Jan. My valley is leeside from the pacific ocean so we don't experience the same seasons and precip as the coast which is only 4 miles away. With 10 months of rain per year, we never have to irrigate anything. The jack fruit trees grow unbelievably fast.

2026-04-15 02:48:14 CEST

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That's interesting. How long in the ground?

2026-04-15 01:38:10 CEST

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Yes it's a guaba chilillo. Ice cream bean, the choice for coffee shade in CR. There's another one that makes a big flat pod that looks like giant snow peas on steroids. I think you are referring to Inga edulis or Inga spectabilis.
It has a ton of names. Rapid growth and lots of leaf drop. What does yours look like?

2026-04-14 23:34:27 CEST

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No. It is much more than Twitter despite many using it for that. I'm not aware of Twitter having p2p cash transfer built in. Twitter is also not a protocol open for different clients.

2026-04-14 23:18:55 CEST

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You'll be fine with the ice cream bean, it makes a ton of shade but you'll likely only need to prune it once per year. I have ice cream bean that was planted 22 months ago that is 30' tall. But I need it for my coffee. You'll be able to trim yours and keep them down better than me, my went sky high super fast. At least the cuttings don't root. Lol.
https://blossom.primal.net/2129dff6fd80fde894112ff70746fbfa655931b53fad64709feaa8c74bc22e2f.jpg

2026-04-14 22:09:36 CEST

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Removal of the sunflower is going to be difficult because it roots immediately.

2026-04-14 22:06:54 CEST

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Yep. It's by far my biggest chop and drop crop. Honestly it's out of control, but my alternative for now is brisanta grass and I use it to suppress grass and add phosphorous to my soil. Grass here in CR can grow over 1 meter per month. It's easier to chop sunflower than it is to keep the grass cut. Once tall, we cut it all the way down. Every 6 weeks or so. Also, they do seem to inhibit leaf cutter ants which is a huge problem here.

2026-04-14 21:46:53 CEST

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Here in CR, the biriba is fast growing, fast fruiter, but it gets very leggy and then dies within about 5 years. Not sure how it will perform in ST climate. I wish you luck. I will tell you once picked, it turns black on the exterior like banana almost...within a day or two if fully ripe so eat it right off the tree if soft. Don't let it sit long.

2026-04-14 16:06:33 CEST

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Bro. So much. Lol. I chop a lot of it.

2026-04-14 16:05:50 CEST

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It's a top 3 for me. It's like lemon meringue custard. Pure bliss fruit when ripe.

2026-04-14 05:14:44 CEST

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Of course. Are you still in the area?

2026-04-14 04:28:36 CEST

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Good to hear from you. It's happening! Some days it feels like no progress, other days it feels like it all happens at once.

2026-04-14 04:21:25 CEST

Surreal moment picking pineapples in the rain.
https://blossom.primal.net/8bdeac92563c5e2b4de784ec502e94ad6c953622c69568bf50c2c7ba81eaa08b.mp4

2026-04-14 04:17:23 CEST

Snakes aren't my thing...but we have to live with them here. This one is pretty.
https://blossom.primal.net/ed4013a1009673f1b49522714f904f31276b3f05e37492cb2d4ab82ef99ae9ae.mp4

2026-04-14 04:16:23 CEST

Farm Update:
We are almost two years into having trees in the ground. We started our first prune before heavy rain season here in Perez Zeledon, Costa Rica. Our dry season had quite a lot of rain so everything is still super green. Pitangas are starting to come in, coffee is fully shaded and loving the climate here, cacao is maturing. We did a big pineapple harvest today. Days like today make the gravity of fiat mining feel a little lighter. We have purchased 24 head of cattle and we will start to rotate them in the pastures as they settle in. If you're working on something, don't forget to enjoy the process.
2023: Purchased land
2024: Road creation and planted about 700 trpical fruit trees, coffee, pineapples, sugar cane
2025: Cut the grass. Planted about 300 more trees
2026: 24 head of Cattle. First Prune, first harvests...making goals for more accomplishments this year.
Build something. Anything. Just start.
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2026-03-31 23:21:17 CEST

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Cool. That takes serious skill.

2026-03-31 23:19:45 CEST

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Check out Catalina. Their espresso is second to none in Houston.

2026-03-27 04:57:50 CET

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Walker you've made a huge mistake by not following me on X.

2026-03-25 22:13:49 CET

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💯

2026-03-25 22:13:36 CET

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I'm not concerned with zaps, but gd... who is tracking all that

2026-03-25 19:53:31 CET

What are you guys doing with this form?
https://blossom.primal.net/26a39ed52ff967ff0767d966a0a4c292cd44ee9e7996a6172903241158f66588.jpg

2026-03-24 15:14:37 CET

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Hey Jaret! I hope you are doing well. These are excellent. A top 3 for me. Tastes like a lemon meringue pie but more custard.

2026-03-24 15:13:31 CET

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Same! Lemon meringue custard... excellent served chilled.

2026-03-24 03:33:13 CET

First biriba. Have you tasted a ripe one?
https://blossom.primal.net/5209f92718c8d6ece34a2f59eba10ceda6fb0137ccb1a2370aedf97251099b07.jpg

2026-03-23 02:54:22 CET

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Wow. That's great. Congrats

2026-03-23 00:30:46 CET

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How many trees did you harvest this from?

2026-03-22 20:40:32 CET

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Do you mean mood?

2026-03-22 18:51:39 CET

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I used to live a block from there. It was a Bierhaus

2026-03-22 12:27:30 CET

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How does their coffee compare to Catalina?

2026-03-21 20:26:25 CET

First pineapple harvest.
https://blossom.primal.net/1e9c85a2b1f29d5862e42c8ac1f7ea9a0cbd166b5f6d9dd2205f1d14c048b72a.mp4

2026-03-21 20:19:09 CET

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I agree that it probably is, so it shouldn't apply to English. 🤣 awkward af in English.

2026-03-19 14:24:04 CET

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Haiku is the lamest form of poetry in existence.

2026-03-19 14:22:36 CET

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In a mason jar full of ethanol? With the other reptiles.

2026-03-15 14:07:10 CET

The Boys.
https://blossom.primal.net/e6b1247205929e1e97de0dafbbf33f67684d6e0afefff2a95d34e2d0ac4e4bef.jpg

2026-03-14 01:11:49 CET

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2026-03-14 01:07:21 CET

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Lol

2026-03-13 18:14:32 CET

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Lol... these are bulls. Not goats.

2026-03-11 17:08:04 CET

Farm update:
https://blossom.primal.net/9e52302cb57016d9077fbd24958283e359adca86a0864850a5d77bd0aab7267c.jpg

2026-02-23 15:06:01 CET

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Where is this information from?

2026-02-06 02:50:12 CET

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2026-02-05 16:15:07 CET

Our pets heads are falling off.

2026-01-31 05:10:53 CET

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Are you back on the X bird app.

2026-01-30 03:31:48 CET

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Not to be coarse, but why measure it in dollars? Aren't they paid in bitcoin?

2026-01-21 14:39:48 CET

How much money are the crypto/trader/travel gurus scammers making on Nostr?
Zero right? Why are they doing it?

2026-01-13 16:23:06 CET

My first cacao pod from a planted tree. #whatsgrowingon
https://blossom.primal.net/c00e1e4e1d0c77ba5f95cf7e5221c827bac7be62040fc76408aed74e9f91f0f4.jpg

2026-01-13 16:19:17 CET

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@nprofile…pa2h

2026-01-13 16:17:36 CET

GM, @nprofile…fg9w how can we get polymarket to start a prediction poll for whether or not the next @nprofile…fkn5 episode will include "Bitcoin Podcast Industrial Complex" in the title? @nprofile…0m5k
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2025-12-17 01:21:46 CET

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I still have no idea how I got here.

2025-12-17 01:20:42 CET

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Nostrpilled.

2025-12-17 01:20:20 CET

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Christmas Day, 2022 for me

2025-12-16 19:47:41 CET

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It's true. Lost a million sats using an umbrel.