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2026-07-26 01:30:33 UTC

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That trick only worked on NES and Super Nintendo anyway. Not N64 🤣
I had all 3.

2026-07-24 08:36:09 UTC

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What is that

2026-07-20 13:01:14 UTC

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Cool. What part of the world?

2026-07-18 09:54:59 UTC

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GM. 3:54 here. Enjoy

2026-07-18 09:51:53 UTC

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I'm in Costa Rica, they don't grain feed here.

2026-07-18 09:48:56 UTC

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It seemed like a great deal but I wasn't sure how great.

2026-07-18 09:46:36 UTC

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Costa Rica has it's ups and down, but the beef prices are phenomenal. Not all of the beef is palatable but this recent stuff is super tender.

2026-07-18 02:58:58 UTC

I bought 15 grassfed boneless ribeyes today. Price was $6.65/lb cost me about $95. What would that cost where you are?

2026-07-18 02:20:12 UTC

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Looks like parts of Monterrey

2026-07-18 00:59:52 UTC

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I guess not actually.

2026-07-18 00:58:55 UTC

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Beautiful. Is this México?

2026-07-18 00:52:06 UTC

X and Instagram are so gay. The narrative over there is that nostr has failed. If that is true, how am I making this note?

2026-07-15 11:12:07 UTC

Farm update.
Cattle corral is coming along.
https://blossom.primal.net/bf4c33366c3d7ffa55829165e15ffc0e3ebadb0ac93e875fca1bb8071ce9ad2f.jpg

2026-07-06 21:23:27 UTC

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I'm crazy in the head. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing big!

2026-07-06 01:07:16 UTC

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I think i will have about 50kg but it's too soon to tell. 500 plants. The ones in the sun are yellowing badly. I need a big more shade.

2026-07-05 03:05:17 UTC

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Bingo. I was thinking 30+

2026-07-04 23:38:28 UTC

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Gangster

2026-07-04 20:17:12 UTC

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It sounds like we might have a difference of opinion and that's fine.
I feel like his interpretation of the Joker is widely regarded as one of the greatest villains in film history.
Dom Cobb, Cooper, and Bane were great also.

2026-07-04 16:54:42 UTC

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His character development is good but the storylines are shit.

2026-07-04 14:34:40 UTC

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Lol. Well, it's probably just a bad camera angle. It's the steepest road I've ever driven. My truck is a 4.5L V8 turbo diesel LC79 with mud terrain tires. I'm in first gear, 4h, with locked differentials. Not too many vehicles are making this pass.

2026-07-04 13:44:04 UTC

GM GM. El café estará listo pronto. ☕️
https://blossom.primal.net/d8d27ffe0b4eecebfef10b02a8f381961bfc7795f5860270d9b3347ba11fdb01.mp4

2026-07-04 13:41:58 UTC

GM. How steep would you say this is?
https://blossom.primal.net/6f825c8a0432913c4c0e6123a8d076b6e2abd98176e791bf8799588b31cbf893.mp4

2026-06-30 23:45:53 UTC

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Wow. That sounds good.

2026-06-25 15:36:06 UTC

Bitcoiners will literally sleep like this and don't see any issues.
https://blossom.primal.net/6881945c99edf11125d96e250c7de0a2d28908273403dde6e2b2ea33756b20e7.jpg

2026-06-21 22:22:21 UTC

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You sound like you work for the IRS.

2026-06-21 12:03:19 UTC

They took the trees, our fruit trees. They took the trees and sold us back the fruit. Then they took the water, rivers, rain, springs that fed civilizations for thousands of years, bottled it, and sold it back to us. They took the land, land that existed here long before any human drew lines around it. And they said, if you want to stand here, you better have a payment plan.
Everything we need to exist, food, water, shelter, was already here. Nobody created it, but somehow, you were born owing for it. Am I the only one this drives mad? I mean, why is a free life such a crazy idea? Why does simply existing without bills, debt, or permission sound like a fantasy? Why in the hell did we ever let anybody convince us that this is the way things were supposed to be?
-joker_of_tt
https://blossom.primal.net/036fbf84841c5adb55f039d1836287444456d6e450d7eb1328f34c24c6cea5f9.mp4

2026-06-10 14:27:50 UTC

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I'm retarded but not that retarded. Thank you though.

2026-06-10 11:10:52 UTC

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Well, from one retard to another, GM!

2026-06-10 03:05:56 UTC

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And I'm by no means calling you a retard.

2026-06-10 03:05:16 UTC

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Only a retard needs a smoke alarm. If your house caught on fire, you'd notice.

2026-06-10 03:04:20 UTC

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I used to ask this question every time.
Now I just don't have a smoke alarm.

2026-06-10 03:00:39 UTC

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I use a 1Zpresso K-Ultra grinder.

2026-06-10 02:58:50 UTC

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Damn. We are very close. I'm also using CR medium. Natural process. Chirripo
200F
19g
7 second pre
8 bar (flair58)
38g out
33 sec

2026-06-09 23:34:57 UTC

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Better than mine. Lol. But I'll challenge you to drawing espresso shots any day!

2026-06-09 21:23:35 UTC

@nprofile…q56t
https://blossom.primal.net/f2f4cf51d928b7dc5baa3f27638c09b3119f454431b0059ed56e6b1416ccc1d4.jpg

2026-06-09 09:55:37 UTC

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It's the same reason a jurisdiction would want any business in their area. I work for a company that does business with a facility that's 1.5M square feet. They received the land for free from a county because their revenue, employees, taxes, enrich the local area as it is very rural and not much job potential otherwise.

2026-06-08 18:39:24 UTC

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Too big for me. I'm a toddler surfer.

2026-06-08 18:26:45 UTC

Witnessing my first tow-in surfing day...
https://blossom.primal.net/39ceecb736bf5dd200889c32a66bdebfe777645bf6769ea27ecd9ec1d5517fb9.mp4

2026-06-08 18:24:01 UTC

The balls on this guy. 🌰🌰
https://blossom.primal.net/0b10b896061ee007475d0433981802266635ae7716fb6c843b5fc1a372e27773.mp4

2026-06-07 23:45:04 UTC

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Most of mine are very sore.

2026-06-07 23:44:52 UTC

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I hope we have that problem one day!

2026-06-07 22:10:43 UTC

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My experience is that it has been very difficult to believe people when they say they have a variety. They typically sell seedlings and by the time you get it to fruiting age, you realize it isn't what they said.

2026-06-07 19:41:18 UTC

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Yes it's the flower of pitaya. The night time bloom is even more impressive. This is what it looks like after it closes up.

2026-06-07 12:14:26 UTC

GM. My 4th flower, but still no fruit. I think it's too wet and too cool here.
https://blossom.primal.net/1a7679d6973cd996d5071b6c7a6aacec43c9e429e0f948f2291ad98c8beae29e.jpg

2026-06-07 12:13:17 UTC

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2026-06-07 12:07:19 UTC

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That's cool. Never heard of it. Sounds like it's a new mutation and trademarked. Probably difficult to get anywhere.

2026-06-07 01:44:59 UTC

Variegated pink Eureka lemon.
https://blossom.primal.net/e82b83ea399deae2e225a97ec12100fabcb73d5febcdf34f458b53ea1d53eb4c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/641dd154a7ba5185036b43d89d3ec53307d26ad4fe2c51cf9c58f896cd1248da.jpg

2026-06-03 18:07:31 UTC

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He said the beach sucks. I asked which beach, and you said the one where girls don't wear a suit. Why would that suck? Your response makes zero sense.

2026-06-03 18:05:14 UTC

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You should read the note again. I think you are confused.

2026-06-03 14:37:44 UTC

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Steeper than it looks. My keyboard is glitching and my proofreading from the jungle is bad.

2026-06-03 14:36:32 UTC

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I'm not a big proponent of getting permission for things that affect my property.

2026-06-03 14:25:07 UTC

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A road.

2026-06-03 14:07:54 UTC

GM.
We are building this week. Poco a poco. It's steeper than in los.
https://blossom.primal.net/0703196164422a3160f05906eae5826128bef29a267918a360d6d175fbca8ca3.mp4

2026-06-02 14:38:39 UTC

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Why would that suck? Are you gay? Sorry, I'm not gay, so the beach is generally awesome and a beach with girls sounds pretty good.

2026-06-02 10:51:09 UTC

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What

2026-05-31 01:48:58 UTC

Have you ever eaten guapinol?
https://blossom.primal.net/acec670b76bdf1f1e7f36f55f97314641f6af7f50cbc322b2074fe3141a78618.jpg

2026-05-30 11:26:58 UTC

GM. 🐮🐂🐃
https://blossom.primal.net/142a7fd5c701c13ee83e10d4802b5d83e2ff3a5681f15b9770a5d1beb4fca314.jpg

2026-05-27 01:44:15 UTC

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Maybe I'm retarded, but what's the difference between using a mixer and just zapping yourself?

2026-05-26 21:28:32 UTC

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Time thieves

2026-05-26 20:38:11 UTC

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How big is that?

2026-05-26 19:50:05 UTC

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I searched by "sats zapped" and primal shows me 8 notes which received more than a bitcoin in sats... when you look at each of the zaps, the aren't any zapatos large enough to total to 9 btc. What's up with the old posts and huge zap totals?

2026-05-26 19:40:25 UTC

How large of a zap can you do? #askingforafriend

2026-05-26 01:24:13 UTC

Some days you are the dog, some days you are the iguana.
https://blossom.primal.net/fa342b657e6a41b0110a6aff4fd3556d225e4f2c560e8bc386fe09a071a45d6d.mp4

2026-05-21 21:01:44 UTC

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Cool. Yeah I've never heard anyone call them stems but it makes sense. I erroneously just call them trees because I don't feel like educating people that they aren't trees.
😅

2026-05-21 12:32:06 UTC

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We prop them up with a large stick with a Y on the end so they don't fall over. We have shallow soil on most of the farm due to erosion , so soil building is a big process for us. I've lost tons of them but it's not that big of a deal because it becomes mulch and helps the overall system.

2026-05-21 10:58:41 UTC

My wife took this picture of me.
https://blossom.primal.net/0f908740ac1585072f35d8a80532e2090b0596539422ac7aee46c9726fe3c5df.jpg

2026-05-20 02:52:38 UTC

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I didn't realize he was talking about money this whole time.

2026-05-20 02:48:38 UTC

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Did you contact the authorities?

2026-05-19 20:32:17 UTC

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The cav and dwarf cav are my favorite for eating raw. The apple banana is my second favorite but I use it to make ice cream. The reds are cool looking but the ripening process is maddening. Blue Java is good, but my experience hasn't been great with getting them to fruit heartily. The date banana is good but they ripen super fast.
Here in CR the biggest problem is using everything you plant because it goes so fast from planting to fruit.

2026-05-19 16:08:37 UTC

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Lol. That explains it.

2026-05-19 15:13:15 UTC

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It's better than seed, mine throw about 4-5 pups per year. The pups grow super fast and fruit is ready about 12-18 months later. Banana seeds are basically useless. Haha

2026-05-19 14:38:06 UTC

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In theory, there is no "cost" but one could argue that land transactions require title, escrow, property tax etc. You can also argue that the cost to bear gold is real. Transporting anything physical incurs cost.
For these reasons, we disagree.

2026-05-19 14:35:40 UTC

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You are using free and equal interchangeably. I think we disagree there.

2026-05-18 22:56:07 UTC

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What lol

2026-05-18 22:03:56 UTC

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This one in particular is quite rare. It's really more of a plantain that has banana characteristics like ripening sweet and fluffy. Not dense like the plantains.

2026-05-18 20:35:39 UTC

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I realized I didn't post the pic of the one I ate. The yellow one is just there for reference. They are great cooked "mature" or ripe with a little cinnamon and honey. Or just plain butter.
https://blossom.primal.net/a514440b31cc9593b6a66437866bb1ac6b4f24d8da889d812ed48684d933376f.jpg

2026-05-18 20:32:45 UTC

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I haven't cooked the ripe ones. I only cook the green ones. I eat the ripe ones raw because they have great flavor.

2026-05-18 00:28:26 UTC

Patacones made with a special, rare variety of plantain from Hawaii. Hua moa.
https://blossom.primal.net/00c155648db777dd72559e1130cc3cbed70ccd6b53803ba500a8f9663c9cfd51.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6a1caccdd3d9b025aea948ef58fda2d7511f37980e3c1a4e525b3e8d0a1d62c0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/74195425206f0ccf27ba001129e7cf9253d0eab6fca9e3d24cc58463671a579c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/fffc36ee17b33d293f4d47c22e679a5a9c4a1fb8f5825e7fc424b4ec11917311.jpg

2026-05-16 18:08:50 UTC

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You're cordially invited to come to Costa Rica and cross a river with me in October.
Just because the water isn't over the hood doesn't mean the snorkel isn't being used.
We can debate with keyboards if you want but I have a 200 acre farm bordered by a river which gets several feet deep and I'm not risking a bitcoin because I couldn't spring a few hundred dollars on a plastic tube to prevent my engine from seizing, but please go on and tell me about how I won't be needing lugged tires on my steep road either. Probably don't need a V8 either.

2026-05-16 17:03:18 UTC

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Rhetorical or serious question?
Snorkels are for driving in deep water. It's common to prevent water ingress in the air intake on internal combustion engines.
Where I live, I have to cross 2 rivers to reach my farm. They can be deep during rain season. It's a requirement not optional.

2026-05-16 15:41:12 UTC

Shorted bitcoin yesterday. You all are welcome. Not all heroes wear capes. Some have no chairs and an LC79.
🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/7197daf1b80b0478a721b1950e4594f24c5091f85ff82dfa3333080f45b1bba8.jpg

2026-05-15 00:37:00 UTC

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Hot tub is a pretty trash purchase lol.

2026-05-11 13:05:43 UTC

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Good morning, I think the guy I got this from is confused about the name. I believe it is pachira aquatica. Some are green and some are purple apparently. I've never seen it before.

2026-05-10 19:45:14 UTC

Nuez de la india
https://blossom.primal.net/c883980172be1c28f43c4e1e4c0b888ce57c074475448416b1570de3cdacb3b8.jpg

2026-05-10 00:38:36 UTC

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Lol. It do be feeling that way when you grow fruit.

2026-05-08 23:26:08 UTC

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Cool. I've never had pawpaw. Would love to try it.

2026-05-05 15:18:02 UTC

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Even in October, the rainiest month, the mornings can be beautiful like this.

2026-05-05 14:29:26 UTC

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Not mine. It's a hotel/lodge. But yes, it's gorgeous.

2026-05-05 14:06:34 UTC

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Come prepared for rain starting mid day. Bring warm clothes. They burn log fires inside but not much for heat otherwise. Some of the best birding in CR.

2026-05-05 13:36:34 UTC

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It's called Salsipuedes. It means "Leave if you can."
This specific hotel lodge is called Paraiso Quetzal. It's about 9,000' elevation and very cool weather.

2026-05-05 12:58:05 UTC

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This photo was taken in October. Lol.

2026-05-05 12:42:20 UTC

GM. Don't go to Costa Rica in rainy season. It's awful. Please stay away for your own health. Thank me later when you disobey.
https://blossom.primal.net/75fe4c550b3bd97b3a250bc55f7cb75700a6e7752012f821cc9825fdd46f395d.jpg

2026-05-02 13:15:57 UTC

GM! Happy Saturday!☕️
https://blossom.primal.net/68f9139b6f2655ae8f09dcd934a657331b9c0aa6bec8f52f71787e0a5f32a5e0.mp4

2026-05-01 12:20:33 UTC

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Just curious, how did it get that far along? That seems huge.

2026-05-01 03:41:06 UTC

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Lol. Happy to show you the farm if you come down. Rain season is starting so the flights and lodging prices will go down. Most visitors seem to come between Christmas and Easter.

2026-05-01 02:36:15 UTC

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Come down to CR and try it. It's definitely a novelty, but one that I think is an unforgettable experience.

2026-04-30 13:10:57 UTC

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You pay someone bitcoin. They accept it and make delicious meat that you share in a group setting. No plates and no forks. You enjoy. Everyone enjoys.

2026-04-30 13:06:30 UTC

GM amigos! ☕️🍒 The melodious blackbirds are singing. The miracle berries are popping. Have you ever experienced a miracle berry?
https://blossom.primal.net/03911046c583b5c5a27ebc5b3b8ab94b99c2422cc203e1061767a83ea6d8d33d.jpg

2026-04-29 12:36:48 UTC

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No. 😂

2026-04-29 10:04:47 UTC

GM. Sunset at the beach last night. PV
https://blossom.primal.net/ed23a17684801b4d88d574cc717443872ef82b54ae30de804abe4e0becdaab4c.jpg