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Last Notes npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π CATGIRL COMMANDOES GO GO GO!! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/117/028/677/185/552/632/original/19072016dd005fd1.mp4 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Excellent work! Post coordinates ASAP and leave discreetly without engaging. I repeat: without engaging! @npub1ksfβ¦r6s6 Are you frosted, detained or in any other way hurt? Please reply 'sugar sugar sugar' if that is the case. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Post GPS coordinates ASAP. We will send a catgirl commando for rescue & extraction within 48 hours unless otherwise instructed. π #YesIKnowItIsAJoke npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yup, that's for ... a bit later. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I am still totally floored by the fact that this 2 cpu, 2GB netbook feels perfectly usable under #NetBSD 11. Despite my love for #Slackware I will be the first to acknowledge that Linux (in general) is now so completely bloated that good little machines are not usable with it anymore. Kudos to everyone who made this a great release! You guys made my day! (Also: isn't it weird that NetSurf is able to render netbsd.org and openbsd.org flawlessly?) π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π And we are live from #NetBSD 11 Ladies and Gentlemen! A little 'pkgin -V -4 upgrade' and everything is working perfectly. I have somewhat improved my little tmux script, and I can now take the dog out for her late evening walk before retiring to bed... Good night everyone! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It's always funny when 'progress' displays progress as '-stalled-'... Nah, bro, you are not downloading anything, you are extracting something from that slow USB key! π Anyhow, time to reboot! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Updating #NetBSD 11.0_RC7 to 11.0... Really smooth so far. :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Anyway, I KNEW I should have installed 'pigz' before... π # dd if=./NetBSD-11.0.img of=/dev/sd0 bs=2m (and now we wait...) (it's a netbook, you can't be in a hurry with this little thing) π»οΈ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "All the open pullup requests will be committed to the stable branch shortly after the 11.0 release, and become part of the upcoming 11.1 release. We are currently aiming to release 11.1 within the next two months." https://blog.netbsd.org/tnf/entry/netbsd_11_0_released Whaaaaaat?!? Man, this is not your daddy's #NetBSD ... π That will give a good excuse to test sysupdate though, so I am not complaining. :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Sweet computer happiness: downloading #NetBSD 11 from 11.0_RC7 to update the netbook. Sorry for the potato picture. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/117/021/934/506/482/969/original/fbe40bdf319841f9.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Took you seven tries, though!! π€ (Sorry, I will let myself out now) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Today, I discovered the goodness that is mupdf: PDF, epub, jpeg, PNG viewer. Small, fast no drama program. My tiny #NetBSD netbook is fast becoming a very viable workstation! π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π - Get in the car, loser, we are going to the gelato place! - But... What about the rat? - What? Can't my furry little friend enjoy a bit of gelato as well?! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Installed Dillo ( @npub1vltβ¦uhe3 ) and NetSurf on that little #NetBSD machine. Both are really fast, NetSurf seems a bit more complete. But I have a soft spot in my heart for Dillo, as I used it for years with Sylpheed to read emails that were HTML only. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Also, this is probably the movie with the highest density of former super heroes: Spider-Man, Batman, the Punisher, MJ Watson, and whoever Elliott Page played in the umbrella academy, as well as Charlize Theron in the old guard. Apart from that, Nolan lays it on really thick about the 'love the stranger' part (renamed as the Zeus rule for some reason) and misses the point about civilizational decadence. Casting Lupita Nyong'o was inspired and will make stupid maga cry, which is always good. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Just saw the Odyssey, and I have ONE question: why is Agamemnon a pale copy of Darth Vader? I mean, seriously, all that is missing is the sinister mega asthma of the original? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π $ uname -rms NetBSD 11.0_RC7 amd64 Victory is mine! π€ :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Since I am an idiot, let's just download RC7 on the RC6 machine, reformat the USB drive and reinstall from that. Friday night is all right for reinstalling #NetBSD :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Apparently, I just reinstalled 11.0 RC6 on top of RC6... Darn you, mirror synchronisation!!! π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Can I update from 11.0 RC6 to 11.0 RC7 using 'sysupgrade'? Only one way to find out! π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Thanks friend computer! I feel safer already knowing how to separate the truth from misinformation! The only problem is, it's going to take a long long time to report all the stuff that was*not* sent by friend computer... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "As the fight over AI data centers heats up, some polls have shown that AI is less popular with Americans than Immigration and Customs Enforcement." Now THAT takes some hard work! Congratulations to all involved. From: Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/terrified-tech-execs-traveling-armed-195630019.html npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Just sent a little bit of money to the #NetBSD foundation @npub1ug0β¦dw2r because I want you guys to release 11.0 soon! Love it so far. :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Strangely, I have more issues with pkgin refusing to connect or stalling in the middle of a download than I have with other functions. But that can wait for tomorrow... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Kind of a scary looking display in this picture, but it clears up and goes back to normal pretty quickly. Wifi is now working, time is set, pkgin is downloading in the background, and the whole thing still feels pretty snappy. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/938/217/524/237/039/original/26e469df81c4fbab.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Also: I like CTWM. It does the job. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Overall, that was one of the fastest and easiest installations ever. #NetBSD really shines on these little configurations. A small computer, that could have ended in the trash, is now a happy, productive little machine! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Also: yes, I know that poor little machine is filthy. Cleaning will have to wait for tomorrow. π»π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Time to go to bed, but the experiment is, so far, a complete success! (Except for wifi, but it's too late for that.) (And, yes, time is off because no network, because no wifi) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/932/029/677/161/680/original/33670d33c4fbaf4a.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Making all devices and certctl are taking their time though, but I suppose that is to be expected... It's a netbook after all... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Now THAT is what I wanted to see! #NetBSD is so much faster on this little machine than Fedora... π :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/931/915/183/706/164/original/dee766bc02b5ebfa.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It boots! But Fedora is so slow on that little machine... I may have to dig a couple of small SSDs from the emergency stash to see if it improves the boot time. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/925/282/595/813/483/original/9ce2734944b73b14.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So. That's a little netbook from Lenovo. Seems to be working. Let's test it with a Fedora 44 live USB key... https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/925/255/653/079/672/original/f5e9e0ed94483f55.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh wait, I have this old laptop which may or may not work... /me starts looking at #NetBSD 11RC6... π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Wait, wasn't that yesterday's news? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yes. This is what we all want. (Source: https://lemmy.world/post/48905532 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/851/508/235/029/791/original/f65d4ab7b98981a5.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Deleting cookies as soon as you close a tab or window should be considered as important as having an ad blocker these days. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Today, in great dialogues at work: - Them: We coded this HUMONGOUS APP in 6 months with 14 coders! - Me: ... - Them: It's amazing! We are launching an AI initiative ACROSS THE BOARD!! This is GAME CHANGING! - Me: ... - Bossman: Please be nice. - Me: (turns toward client) Does HUMONGOUS APP wok for you? - Client: Actually, no, we have no idea how it works or what it does, and it does not tick any of the boxes we gave your dev team. - Me: ... - Them: ... - Me: My work here is done. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Safety should be OK. Cooling is the issue here. π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Current temperature here is 40C. If anyone needs me, I am over there, melting next to the open refrigerator. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Trying to analyze an SPDX file related to a Linux or BSD distribution is actually quite hard, and time-consuming. Ask me how I know... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Logique. Maintenant, 24 secondes de paix, Γ§a veut que les moustiques de par chez toi, c'est plus ce que c'Γ©tait. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π He is a churchgoing Republican, right? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Same here on SDF npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Listen, I like a bit of science-fiction just as much as the next guy, but you have to remember that this is the kind of technology that gave you (and me) immortal hits such as a tomato and super glue pizza recipe, people with 16 fingers on each hand, proving there are no countries in Africa with 'K' in their names (and the list goes on). I am way more afraid of mosquitoes and whoever is in the White House right now than I am of 'AI'. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Avec des frites comme accompagnement ? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Lessons learned: @npub1060β¦ydzs has a much MUCH better bandwidth than I have at home (not a real surprise here). #OpenBSD 'sysupgrade' is better than 90% of all tools out there. If you want better computing, support your favourite open source OS. I don't care if it's not OpenBSD, but you have to put some money on the table and give back to the absolutely crazy people out there who give you that great little thing. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Donation has been sent to the #OpenBSD Foundation. Now, all that is left is a quick 'pkg_add -vv -u' on the last machine. :openbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π * OpenBSD.Amsterdam is done! * VM 1 on laptop is updated * VM 2 on house server is downloading... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π All right, you weirdoes, time to update ALL THE THINGS to the new version of #OpenBSD! ALL THE THINGS! :openbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I was $TODAY years old when I learned the #OpenBSD 'ps' command has a '-f' option to do the same thing as Linux 'ps'. I now only have to remember 'ps -faxu' on both. :openbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I have come to hate the term 'AI'. I hate it because AI does not exist. Just because you have an automated parrot on your computer does not make that machine 'intelligent'. Even if you have 10000 computers running the same software, those machines are not 'intelligent'. What you have is a poor statistical model. So, stop using 'AI'. This term is pure propaganda, designed to make you despair. Use better terms: 'machine generated', 'statistical nonsense' for instance. Boost if you agree. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Are both walls the same color though? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π 11.0 RC4... π€ :NetBSD: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π How else can @npub1trlβ¦cgye track evil traitors that are a danger to us all? @npub1w84β¦nqy7 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π This is not a post about @npub1trlβ¦cgye because, well... Friend Computer is your friend! (Whispers in the audio sensor: "Yes, Friend Computer, these two are certainly traitors...") npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Well... Guilty as charged, I guess. (Source: https://literature.cafe/post/31408282 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/528/205/130/885/782/original/3519e9997e1e1376.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Give all the pets to that poor little doggo! ALL THE PETS! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π And... When the guy^W dev^W madman^W Absolute Programming God who is responsible for the Wii port of #NetBSD actually likes your post about running a blog on a Wii with NetBSD, you have reached a level of Meta-information I did not think was possible. π Thanks for everything @npub19zqβ¦7tm6 !! (Now, where the heck did I put my Nintendo Wii...?) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Gosh, it feels so good to be on a Linux machine again. Anything, absolutely anything is better than the freaking Windows used by $MEGACORP (yes, I know, it would be even better to have a BSD machine, but that's life) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Something I discovered recently: https://blog.infected.systems/posts/2025-04-21-this-blog-is-hosted-on-a-nintendo-wii/ This is a blog, hosted on a Nintendo Wii running #netbsd ... Pretty cool! :netbsd: Hat tip to: https://caolan.uk/links/servers/ And: https://sunny.garden/@kaimac/116459990980227925 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oooooooh, the burn the burn! π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So nvi right? π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Name a better combination than tmux and vim. Go on, I'll wait. (No, emacs does not count) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π This is the kind of reactivity and efficiency I appreciate in government affairs! Thank you, Friend Computer! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Of course npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π You can probably remove 'modern' from your sentence. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π ONE SIN BEYOND!!! SWING LOW SWEET BALLY-OH! (And I'll stop right here) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [citation needed] npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Fediverse! I need your collective mind! I am going to Munich π©πͺ for business -- what are some good things to visit, restaurants and bars, especially for someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet? Do your magic, collective mind, make it so! Also: expect pictures from Munchen. Lots and lots and lots of pictures from Munchen. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Step One. @npub1060β¦ydzs https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/133/701/586/856/716/original/3d9d5390f327708d.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π That's a big one! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Thinking of a master plan... :openbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/128/216/539/909/782/original/814fac02db4ef274.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π True story: I once went to Dubai on business, and I was staying 10 minutes away from that mall, the one with the indoor ski slope. To this day, seeing a whole, enormous ski slope indoors, in the middle of the desert, with actual snow and people in Bedouin garb skiing down, is the absolute most surreal experience of my life. It convinced me we are doomed as a species. Whatever apocalypse may come we absolutely deserve it. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Switzerland is showing the way, while making some very reasonable points. I suspect the rest of Europe will follow. The UK, I am not so sure. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Now, here is something new... I will have to smash the keyboard for a little while to satisfy this requirement... :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/846/403/518/015/original/328134749c4d3be2.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So: - xbase - xetc - xfont and now finally xserver ... π€¦ββοΈ Meanwhile qemu is still happily compiling... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π #NetBSD 11, you are doing the packages in alphabetical order, right? RIGHT? π :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/783/608/688/660/original/8ab6de482fc41775.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [3348/9317] Compiling C object libqemu-mipsn32el-linux-user.a.p/linux-user_signal.c.o So, roughly 30% done. I think the #NetBSD VM will be done first! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π The good side of this, is that I can keep an eye on both the #NetBSD 11 VM and the compilation of qemu on my #Slackware server! π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It works, but it is going to be painful: since the qemu network emulation provides the VM with an IPv6 address through DHCP, #NetBSD sysinst tries IPv6 first, times out, then tries IPv4... all of this to be redirected by the web server and go through IPv6 - timeout - IPv4 again. In other words: it downloads, but really really slowly. βΉοΈ Any help getting out of that painful loop is greatly appreciated (I know how to do it on an installed machine, just not in sysinst) :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/636/451/790/593/original/82494fb73a4032f7.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Moment of truth... π¨ https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/608/251/132/610/original/c07e629ac5ead677.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It seems #NetBSD 'sysinst' still has issues with the 'curses' qemu console, but it remains readable, so onward! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/589/865/540/569/original/541bd4ba93e607bb.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Well, well, well... What do we have here? :netbsd: Hello #NetBSD 11! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/552/693/666/659/original/cd8015d94465e545.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [787/9317] Linking target target/hexagon/gen_semantics Yeah, that one is going to take a while... βΉοΈ The joy of having not one but TWO computers is that I can still start a NetBSD 11 VM on my other computer! π€ :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh wait... π€¦ββοΈ $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-img --version qemu-img version 9.1.3 $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-system-x86_64 --version QEMU emulator version 9.1.3 Shoot, I need to make an upgrade on this one before I can install the VM... βΉοΈ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π From: https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20260206082425Z/amd64/INSTALL.html#Features%20to%20be%20removed%20in%20a%20later%20release The following features are to be removed from #NetBSD in the future: - groff(1). Man pages are now handled with mandoc(1), and groff(1) can still be found in pkgsrc as textproc/groff. - pf(4). This packet filter is obsolete and unmaintained in NetBSD. It will be eventually removed due to possible long-standing security issues and lack of multiprocessor support. New installations should use npf(7). No 'npf mastery' book so I really need to read that man page... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-img create -f qcow2 /opt/qemu/netbsd11.img 20G 20GB should be enough for most installations I suppose... #netbsd :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π ~/files/download/ISO/NetBSD$ curl -O https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20260206082425Z/amd64/installation/cdrom/boot.iso Yeah, going to test #NetBSD 11-RC1 like a savage as usual... π€ :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It's all fun and games until all electronics around you start to fry at the same time and satellites and airplanes start to fall from the sky. When the Carrington event happened, the most advanced communication network was the telegraph. If something of that magnitude was to happen today, the consequences would be much, much worse. @npub1re9β¦5ul0 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Let us end the world together today, shall we? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π WANG CHUNGING IS MY LIFE! IT'S NOT A PHASE, IT'S WHO I AM! (pant pant) AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID NEIGHBORS! (ugly cry, door slams) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I will chung my wanging whenever I want! YOU ARE NOT MY MOM! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π #OpenBSD 7.8 has a 13th patch for httpd: 013: SECURITY FIX: February 2, 2026 All architectures Fix a use-after-free in httpd(8) when using chunked encoding. https://www.openbsd.org/errata78.html npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "OpenAI uses as much electricity as New York City and San Diego combined, at the peak of the intense 2024 heat wave. Or as much as the total electricity demand of Switzerland and Portugal combined. Thatβs the electricity of roughly 20 million people." The AI bubble and the US economy https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/the-ai-bubble-and-the-us-economy/ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π They put AI in everything these days, so he cashed out early and decided to go and ruin some other thing, I suppose. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Lennart Poettering (yes, THAT Lennart) has a new company: Amutable. https://amutable.com/about Mission statement: "A foundation of integrity Our mission is to deliver verifiable integrity to Linux workloads everywhere We are building cryptographically verifiable integrity into Linux systems. Every system starts in a verified state and stays trusted over time. Build integrity Boot integrity Runtime integrity That's Amutable" If it works as well as systemd ... (sigh) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Important information: that 'decent' little black dress was at least two sizes two small. And the young lady in question was... amply endowed by nature. In all the right places. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π We should probably define 'distance by meringue underwater' as a scientific measurement of 'amount of trust in a specific technology'. For instance: "my meringue underwater for most LLMs is around 2 microns or less".