I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!). "I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights." #nobridge #nobot #noai Linux: Slackware BSD: OpenBSD NetBSD systemd: hell, no Programming: Python & shell
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Last Notes npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π CATGIRL COMMANDOES GO GO GO!! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/117/028/677/185/552/632/original/19072016dd005fd1.mp4 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yup, that's for ... a bit later. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I am still totally floored by the fact that this 2 cpu, 2GB netbook feels perfectly usable under #NetBSD 11. Despite my love for #Slackware I will be the first to acknowledge that Linux (in general) is now so completely bloated that good little machines are not usable with it anymore. Kudos to everyone who made this a great release! You guys made my day! (Also: isn't it weird that NetSurf is able to render netbsd.org and openbsd.org flawlessly?) π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π And we are live from #NetBSD 11 Ladies and Gentlemen! A little 'pkgin -V -4 upgrade' and everything is working perfectly. I have somewhat improved my little tmux script, and I can now take the dog out for her late evening walk before retiring to bed... Good night everyone! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It's always funny when 'progress' displays progress as '-stalled-'... Nah, bro, you are not downloading anything, you are extracting something from that slow USB key! π Anyhow, time to reboot! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Updating #NetBSD 11.0_RC7 to 11.0... Really smooth so far. :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Anyway, I KNEW I should have installed 'pigz' before... π # dd if=./NetBSD-11.0.img of=/dev/sd0 bs=2m (and now we wait...) (it's a netbook, you can't be in a hurry with this little thing) π»οΈ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Sweet computer happiness: downloading #NetBSD 11 from 11.0_RC7 to update the netbook. Sorry for the potato picture. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/117/021/934/506/482/969/original/fbe40bdf319841f9.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Took you seven tries, though!! π€ (Sorry, I will let myself out now) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π - Get in the car, loser, we are going to the gelato place! - But... What about the rat? - What? Can't my furry little friend enjoy a bit of gelato as well?! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Also, this is probably the movie with the highest density of former super heroes: Spider-Man, Batman, the Punisher, MJ Watson, and whoever Elliott Page played in the umbrella academy, as well as Charlize Theron in the old guard. Apart from that, Nolan lays it on really thick about the 'love the stranger' part (renamed as the Zeus rule for some reason) and misses the point about civilizational decadence. Casting Lupita Nyong'o was inspired and will make stupid maga cry, which is always good. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Just saw the Odyssey, and I have ONE question: why is Agamemnon a pale copy of Darth Vader? I mean, seriously, all that is missing is the sinister mega asthma of the original? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Thanks friend computer! I feel safer already knowing how to separate the truth from misinformation! The only problem is, it's going to take a long long time to report all the stuff that was*not* sent by friend computer... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So. That's a little netbook from Lenovo. Seems to be working. Let's test it with a Fedora 44 live USB key... https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/925/255/653/079/672/original/f5e9e0ed94483f55.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh wait, I have this old laptop which may or may not work... /me starts looking at #NetBSD 11RC6... π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yes. This is what we all want. (Source: https://lemmy.world/post/48905532 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/851/508/235/029/791/original/f65d4ab7b98981a5.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Deleting cookies as soon as you close a tab or window should be considered as important as having an ad blocker these days. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Today, in great dialogues at work: - Them: We coded this HUMONGOUS APP in 6 months with 14 coders! - Me: ... - Them: It's amazing! We are launching an AI initiative ACROSS THE BOARD!! This is GAME CHANGING! - Me: ... - Bossman: Please be nice. - Me: (turns toward client) Does HUMONGOUS APP wok for you? - Client: Actually, no, we have no idea how it works or what it does, and it does not tick any of the boxes we gave your dev team. - Me: ... - Them: ... - Me: My work here is done. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Logique. Maintenant, 24 secondes de paix, Γ§a veut que les moustiques de par chez toi, c'est plus ce que c'Γ©tait. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Lessons learned: @npub1060β¦ydzs has a much MUCH better bandwidth than I have at home (not a real surprise here). #OpenBSD 'sysupgrade' is better than 90% of all tools out there. If you want better computing, support your favourite open source OS. I don't care if it's not OpenBSD, but you have to put some money on the table and give back to the absolutely crazy people out there who give you that great little thing. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π All right, you weirdoes, time to update ALL THE THINGS to the new version of #OpenBSD! ALL THE THINGS! :openbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Are both walls the same color though? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π How else can @npub1trlβ¦cgye track evil traitors that are a danger to us all? @npub1w84β¦nqy7 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π This is not a post about @npub1trlβ¦cgye because, well... Friend Computer is your friend! (Whispers in the audio sensor: "Yes, Friend Computer, these two are certainly traitors...") npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Well... Guilty as charged, I guess. (Source: https://literature.cafe/post/31408282 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/528/205/130/885/782/original/3519e9997e1e1376.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Give all the pets to that poor little doggo! ALL THE PETS! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π And... When the guy^W dev^W madman^W Absolute Programming God who is responsible for the Wii port of #NetBSD actually likes your post about running a blog on a Wii with NetBSD, you have reached a level of Meta-information I did not think was possible. π Thanks for everything @npub19zqβ¦7tm6 !! (Now, where the heck did I put my Nintendo Wii...?) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Gosh, it feels so good to be on a Linux machine again. Anything, absolutely anything is better than the freaking Windows used by $MEGACORP (yes, I know, it would be even better to have a BSD machine, but that's life) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Something I discovered recently: https://blog.infected.systems/posts/2025-04-21-this-blog-is-hosted-on-a-nintendo-wii/ This is a blog, hosted on a Nintendo Wii running #netbsd ... Pretty cool! :netbsd: Hat tip to: https://caolan.uk/links/servers/ And: https://sunny.garden/@kaimac/116459990980227925 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oooooooh, the burn the burn! π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So nvi right? π€ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Name a better combination than tmux and vim. Go on, I'll wait. (No, emacs does not count) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π This is the kind of reactivity and efficiency I appreciate in government affairs! Thank you, Friend Computer! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Of course npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π You can probably remove 'modern' from your sentence. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π ONE SIN BEYOND!!! SWING LOW SWEET BALLY-OH! (And I'll stop right here) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [citation needed] npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Fediverse! I need your collective mind! I am going to Munich π©πͺ for business -- what are some good things to visit, restaurants and bars, especially for someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet? Do your magic, collective mind, make it so! Also: expect pictures from Munchen. Lots and lots and lots of pictures from Munchen. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Step One. @npub1060β¦ydzs https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/133/701/586/856/716/original/3d9d5390f327708d.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π That's a big one! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Thinking of a master plan... :openbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/128/216/539/909/782/original/814fac02db4ef274.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π True story: I once went to Dubai on business, and I was staying 10 minutes away from that mall, the one with the indoor ski slope. To this day, seeing a whole, enormous ski slope indoors, in the middle of the desert, with actual snow and people in Bedouin garb skiing down, is the absolute most surreal experience of my life. It convinced me we are doomed as a species. Whatever apocalypse may come we absolutely deserve it. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Switzerland is showing the way, while making some very reasonable points. I suspect the rest of Europe will follow. The UK, I am not so sure. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Now, here is something new... I will have to smash the keyboard for a little while to satisfy this requirement... :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/846/403/518/015/original/328134749c4d3be2.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π So: - xbase - xetc - xfont and now finally xserver ... π€¦ββοΈ Meanwhile qemu is still happily compiling... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π #NetBSD 11, you are doing the packages in alphabetical order, right? RIGHT? π :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/783/608/688/660/original/8ab6de482fc41775.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [3348/9317] Compiling C object libqemu-mipsn32el-linux-user.a.p/linux-user_signal.c.o So, roughly 30% done. I think the #NetBSD VM will be done first! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π The good side of this, is that I can keep an eye on both the #NetBSD 11 VM and the compilation of qemu on my #Slackware server! π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It works, but it is going to be painful: since the qemu network emulation provides the VM with an IPv6 address through DHCP, #NetBSD sysinst tries IPv6 first, times out, then tries IPv4... all of this to be redirected by the web server and go through IPv6 - timeout - IPv4 again. In other words: it downloads, but really really slowly. βΉοΈ Any help getting out of that painful loop is greatly appreciated (I know how to do it on an installed machine, just not in sysinst) :netbsd: https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/636/451/790/593/original/82494fb73a4032f7.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Moment of truth... π¨ https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/608/251/132/610/original/c07e629ac5ead677.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It seems #NetBSD 'sysinst' still has issues with the 'curses' qemu console, but it remains readable, so onward! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/589/865/540/569/original/541bd4ba93e607bb.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Well, well, well... What do we have here? :netbsd: Hello #NetBSD 11! https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/030/552/693/666/659/original/cd8015d94465e545.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π [787/9317] Linking target target/hexagon/gen_semantics Yeah, that one is going to take a while... βΉοΈ The joy of having not one but TWO computers is that I can still start a NetBSD 11 VM on my other computer! π€ :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh wait... π€¦ββοΈ $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-img --version qemu-img version 9.1.3 $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-system-x86_64 --version QEMU emulator version 9.1.3 Shoot, I need to make an upgrade on this one before I can install the VM... βΉοΈ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π From: https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20260206082425Z/amd64/INSTALL.html#Features%20to%20be%20removed%20in%20a%20later%20release The following features are to be removed from #NetBSD in the future: - groff(1). Man pages are now handled with mandoc(1), and groff(1) can still be found in pkgsrc as textproc/groff. - pf(4). This packet filter is obsolete and unmaintained in NetBSD. It will be eventually removed due to possible long-standing security issues and lack of multiprocessor support. New installations should use npf(7). No 'npf mastery' book so I really need to read that man page... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π $ /usr/local/bin/qemu-img create -f qcow2 /opt/qemu/netbsd11.img 20G 20GB should be enough for most installations I suppose... #netbsd :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π ~/files/download/ISO/NetBSD$ curl -O https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20260206082425Z/amd64/installation/cdrom/boot.iso Yeah, going to test #NetBSD 11-RC1 like a savage as usual... π€ :netbsd: npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π It's all fun and games until all electronics around you start to fry at the same time and satellites and airplanes start to fall from the sky. When the Carrington event happened, the most advanced communication network was the telegraph. If something of that magnitude was to happen today, the consequences would be much, much worse. @npub1re9β¦5ul0 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Let us end the world together today, shall we? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π WANG CHUNGING IS MY LIFE! IT'S NOT A PHASE, IT'S WHO I AM! (pant pant) AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID NEIGHBORS! (ugly cry, door slams) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I will chung my wanging whenever I want! YOU ARE NOT MY MOM! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π #OpenBSD 7.8 has a 13th patch for httpd: 013: SECURITY FIX: February 2, 2026 All architectures Fix a use-after-free in httpd(8) when using chunked encoding. https://www.openbsd.org/errata78.html npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "OpenAI uses as much electricity as New York City and San Diego combined, at the peak of the intense 2024 heat wave. Or as much as the total electricity demand of Switzerland and Portugal combined. Thatβs the electricity of roughly 20 million people." The AI bubble and the US economy https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/the-ai-bubble-and-the-us-economy/ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π They put AI in everything these days, so he cashed out early and decided to go and ruin some other thing, I suppose. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Lennart Poettering (yes, THAT Lennart) has a new company: Amutable. https://amutable.com/about Mission statement: "A foundation of integrity Our mission is to deliver verifiable integrity to Linux workloads everywhere We are building cryptographically verifiable integrity into Linux systems. Every system starts in a verified state and stays trusted over time. Build integrity Boot integrity Runtime integrity That's Amutable" If it works as well as systemd ... (sigh) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Important information: that 'decent' little black dress was at least two sizes two small. And the young lady in question was... amply endowed by nature. In all the right places. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π We should probably define 'distance by meringue underwater' as a scientific measurement of 'amount of trust in a specific technology'. For instance: "my meringue underwater for most LLMs is around 2 microns or less". npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yup, that's my understanding as well. I have been reading qemu man pages for $random_project and going "ooooh you can compress disk images, ooooh you can encrypt them... Oh, wait..." @npub1fhfβ¦2t42 @npub1y90β¦900y npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π 'The use of encryption in qcow and qcow2 images is considered to be flawed by modern cryptography standards, suffering from a number of design problems ..." Hmmmphmmm βΉοΈ npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π If you want something that preserves your privacy, move to another platform than Mastodon. (No, not Bluesky either. ut you knew that already, right?) π npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π That is not going to happen. Sorry. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π When you have real good followers. (Stolen from https://lemmy.ca/post/58800626 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/913/463/451/065/317/original/765b69afcebfb376.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Got some CDs of dark and moody music delivered today. So I am going to rip CDs to MP3s tonight like it's 1999 all over again. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Just wait until we REALLY start to tax them. Like 90% tax over 500 million. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Yes. But. Hear me out: it worked. The conflict lasted for YEARS, with minimal losses of life. And Canada could provide cover for the whole thing by saying: "Oh, yeah, Denmark, man those guys are tough as nails". That way, everyone is happy: Trump because he has stuff to post on Xitter, Greenland is left alone, and US generals get to talk down the situation after a while. Win. Win. Win. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Everybody is worried about Greenland. The best way to avoid a lot of problems is for the US and Danish armed forces to declare some form of whiskey war. US Special forces, seal team 6 or something, land in a remote part of Greenland, hoist a giant US flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks. 3 days later, Danish special forces land in the same spot, take down the US flag and raise an enormous Danish flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks. 1/2 npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "Commies" being a convenient term for "Any person I don't like, starting with people who are not lily white like me". Also: "People who are smarter than I am, or who have actually done their homework instead of asking ChatGPT". npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π This picture is probably not Cilia Flores, as she was supposed to be dressed in a blue and red jump suit and have blonde hair. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π She also believed in Jewish Space Lasers. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π You can do both, but usually the Foundation is the one who is set up to collect and redistribute money efficiently to the project. On the other hand the project had a "hardware wanted" page that was very funny in case you had since exotic hardware the devs wanted to write a driver for. But that was a long time ago. All of this to say: go through the OpenBSD Foundation. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh, color me surprised... NOT. This is something I have been predicting for a year, as soon as Trump was reelected. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Precisely: they outsource the moderation they should be doing to the rest of the Fediverse. I mean, it is not rocket science: if a new user comes with a name like MAGAdolf88, BigTitties4You or Learn2TradeBitcoin you can probably figure out these guys are going to SPAM. And yet, this is exactly the kind of users we see from mastodon.social every single day. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Not pictured: the extra work that mastodon.social dumps on all the other servers because they refuse to filter users for obvious signs of spam. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Fair warning. (From: https://lemmy.ml/post/39269468 ) https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/586/266/886/283/223/original/489cce7f40bf676b.png npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I have said it before, but I will say it again: if people think moving from X(itter) to Bluesky is a good idea, they are just deluded and haven't done their homework. Sad but true. Bluesky is very quickly becoming a nazi bar. And I don't like nazis. Go figure. Soon people will migrate from Bluesky to something else and, if that something is "corporate" the cycle will repeat. Meanwhile, the Fediverse is here and working OK. A hint? Almost no-one federates with truth.social ... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Oh, you mean interacting with the kind of charming people that comprise the current US administration? Thanks, I will pass. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π OK, so red states will vote Republicans and blue states will vote Democrats and the current Republican majorities will continue as before? In other words, what will be the point of midterms? Except, of course, to accelerate the slide towards dictatorship? "See? The American people like Trump! They even gave him midterm majorities!" (Genuine question here: as a European, I just don't understand people who don't seem alarmed by this). npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Hence the question I ask every time: what makes you think there will be midterms? A permanent state of emergency, and a semi-permanent state of government shutdown would be a good excuse for not having elections, for example. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π But remember: it's only a True Guillotine (tm) if it comes from the Guillotin region of France. Everything else is just a sparkling Decapitator and a pale imitation of the real thing! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Monday morning and AWS is down (at least part of it), right? npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π WhatsApp is encrypted end-to-end. Mainly because they took Signal code and reused it. Yet everyone uses WhatsApp, even though the secret ingredient they added to the Signal 'sauce' is maintaining the social graph of their users for their corporate masters (Meta). The very meta data that Signal very carefully does not collect and therefore cannot communicate to abusive gov. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Good for you. Now, please use alt text. (You knew this was coming, right?) npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π "Democracy is the worst form of government ever, except for all others". Since classical Athens, we know that democracy is susceptible to corruption & capture by the wealthiest. This is where the role of institutions and the rule of law is crucial, including institutional history. If enough people fight to prevent capture + corruption, especially through legal means, the political system will survive. What happened in the USA is that too many people decided "f* it, I want my $". npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I'll never tire of posting this: One Raging Asshat Called Larry Ellison npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π I am tired of waiting! I demand to speak to the manager!! npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Zadar was beautiful, but Trogir is even more beautiful... npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Croatia, day 4: Zadar. Ottoman vibes intensify. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/982/018/882/478/556/original/c1c6375842fab3c1.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Totally worth it though. https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/976/109/431/971/358/original/23993ef57c3ddde1.jpg npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Croatia, day 3: Plitvice Still red and sore all over. npub19yex9j484gfrspsfgs3gwcvzxmd63yfrr0k36233t2sh0fgchzrs57npv6 Parade du Grotesque π Croatia, day 2: Karlovac. The pain of the sunburns is rising.