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Unhosted Marcellus

Effective node runner and sat stacker of last resort. #ordisrespector no. 1.

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Last Notes

2026-08-03 18:22:26 UTC

"This is good for Bitcoin"
Do you see now how fucking retarded you sound?

2026-07-13 21:15:31 UTC

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I don't work for Ocean and never had any insider knowledge on that topic, but they just posted this announcement on X.
https://blossom.primal.net/b94839bef442b43a653d4adbaeb01f529b6ac4ca9bb75b03ce88e6368de1504f.png

2026-07-05 23:20:13 UTC

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If you want to check out yourself how these attestations look like:
$ echo '["REQ","s",{"authors":["9bdb9e7d13ae9df5480ab62ccc9bfbc140d8a2e1ebfba98a2b823b9dd96412f3"],"limit":1}]' | websocat wss://nostr.mom | jq .
websocat tool: https://github.com/vi/websocat#installation
jq tool: sudo apt install jq

2026-07-05 23:16:56 UTC

Something I vibe coded in my last evening of vacation:
https://github.com/BcnBitcoinOnly/pricenode-attestation
It will come in handy down the line, hopefully!
https://blossom.primal.net/27e4e53f140e2cf8b5210fa056b63c139716edeb475cf9ac79fcbb2933ce0380.mp4

2026-06-27 10:10:42 UTC

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Some OG summed it up beautifully in 2010!
https://blossom.primal.net/aec280e7c8ade982ef5a4ef5e34b82a691cb1e8ab73216eaa2e5df3b2a62f982.png

2026-06-26 20:15:09 UTC

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And who knows what other crazy stuff is yet to happen! https://blossom.primal.net/9f66311c32fea1a2bad7edab4caf63cff1e011c5367a4c99b14d605accdaa39e.jpg

2026-06-25 09:28:05 UTC

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Your old account looks up now.

2026-06-25 09:19:12 UTC

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Where is your X account now, by the way? ;)

2026-06-25 00:12:26 UTC

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yolo 🤪

2026-06-25 00:11:00 UTC

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By far the best thing to come out of this multi-year shitposting marathon of mine 🫡 So far, at least.

2026-06-25 00:08:56 UTC

Banger from Greg Maxwell that I like for no particular reason.
#BIP110
https://blossom.primal.net/0eeafcd87510414ceb585e4eac0ae32a9ffdcea9c85c50b54efe77adc7df8a08.png

2026-06-24 21:25:42 UTC

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My tweets from that era are lost. Luke uploaded filter-ordinals.patch on Feb 1st 2023. I tested it on my node a few days later and wrote about it soon after, maybe on the 5th or thereabouts.
https://x.com/LukeDashjr/status/1620876981830295552

2026-06-24 21:25:27 UTC

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"Allegedly" because I don't have time for due dilligence. I don't care enough to dig in because I don't hold any of the Gaylor stonks.
Do you?

2026-06-24 21:20:49 UTC

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"Allegedly" because I don't have time for due dilligence. I don't care enough to dig in because I don't hold any of the Gaylor stonks.
Do you?

2026-06-24 21:19:41 UTC

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"Allegedly" because I don't have time for due dilligence. I don't care enough to dig in because I don't hold any of the Gaylor stonks.
Do you?

2026-06-23 19:55:39 UTC

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@nprofile…fene are you planning to repost your thread here?

2026-06-23 19:44:07 UTC

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LFG!

2026-06-23 19:40:18 UTC

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Also Strategy GS was incorporated in 2021 or 2022 if I recall correctly.

2026-06-23 19:38:10 UTC

Apparently I'm one of the few people who got to read this thread but sadly I didn't think of taking screenshots. The following is what I recall from memory.
There is allegedly a branch or a subsidiary company of Strategy named "Stragegy GS", which stands for Government Services. According to Cato's thread this company had clearance to do business with American three letter agencies. The company board members of that company are public information, and the other posts focused on a few of them. All had ties to intelligence agencies and 20-30 year careers in the government.
That's all I recall. Thank god for Nostr!
https://blossom.primal.net/238f0c101819ec7d71a7e4ce0623394f2b845857c5183ce83ad0037433d3afee.png

2026-06-20 13:01:18 UTC

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I do. I've never pointed hashrate at PyBL0CK's Stratum server but they've been offering their mining endpoint for some months now (that I know of).
It's still obviously better if you mine with your own infrastructure.

2026-06-17 16:25:51 UTC

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We bitcoiners are dense mfs.

2026-06-15 20:40:55 UTC

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I'm not, though 😂
It's mostly the work of @nprofile…6eje!

2026-06-10 16:26:55 UTC

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Scams are bad. Dying on this hill. https://blossom.primal.net/33cf6257d0e46ce3fcc1bf29460fd034bfcc999435aa7b0a7d5299c67fbdaceb.jpg

2026-06-09 22:43:02 UTC

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I opened Nostr specifically to like this note. Hope that doesn't make me ghey.
Until next time!

2026-06-09 21:46:47 UTC

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You mistook me for Matt Corallo? 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/cd3b7067cd3f5f464d53d62425d43f766ea129433fccfde9734f0db934bf9b7c.gif

2026-06-01 20:47:52 UTC

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@nprofile…2ln2 please while you grant money hasn't run out yet, implement a special button in Damus so that I can follow and refollow this good lady ten times.

2026-06-01 06:58:29 UTC

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I agree.

2026-06-01 06:56:51 UTC

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Which, to be clear, is not even a thing.
There are no Sv2 Job Declaration pools.

2026-05-31 20:06:52 UTC

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The "attack on Bitcoin":
https://blossom.primal.net/57fbdc79076d6ac8c59a116f47f15ab9a4cc36c19be527ca4f64536b196e2269.png
#nevent1q…39yv

2026-05-31 19:39:29 UTC

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Weren't you just bitching about the inconveniences of being bought and paid for by @nprofile…dnhq and @nprofile…cd8v?

2026-05-23 08:46:46 UTC

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Their DATUM protocol empowers bitcoiners to do things that weren't possible before. The exact opposite of your rugpull technology.

2026-05-19 22:05:37 UTC

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Doesn't matter if the US offers tax breaks to hashers. Offer them enough sats to work for your own Stratum endpoint so that the USG gets to keep your KYCed coins while you receive pristine coinbase UTXOs.
"Render unto Cesar the things which are Cesar's; and unto God the things that are God's."
#nevent1q…ldzj

2026-05-19 21:53:17 UTC

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The US can't even purge pedophiles out of office, imagine thinking you have any say on what "the USG ownership of Bitcoin should look like".
I'm sure some Americans in early 1933 also had opinions on what "the USG ownership of gold should look like".

2026-05-19 21:47:24 UTC

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There's also this site with tons of information! https://rentsomehash.com/

2026-04-19 12:55:53 UTC

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Taproot has had no real adoption to speak of. 90% of the Taproot UTXOs in the UTXO set are leftover dust from inscriptions (less than 1000 sats).

2026-04-18 08:07:05 UTC

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Sí. En el parámetro stratum.vardiff_min de la configuración json.
Mechanic estuvo haciendo pruebas con Braiins y me recomendó subir este parámetro a 524288 (es 2^19). Por defecto OCEAN usa una dificultad mínima de 2^17, pero parece ser que para minar a hashrates altos es mejor subir el mínimo en el gateway.

2026-04-17 08:32:57 UTC

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Important to mention that the gateway works with any kind of Bitcoin node you want to use (Core v30, Core pre v30, Knots, BIP-110, ProductionReady when available, whatever).

2026-04-17 08:31:35 UTC

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Absolutely. And currently this can only be done "the proper way" with a DATUM gateway, as it allows you to mine at large scale with your node instead of just redirecting hash to someone else's pool.
Also, AntPool's share of the pie is much larger than that. Several other pools are known to be AntPool proxies because they serve the exact same mining jobs as AntPool.
This picture is more accurate: https://mainnet.observer/charts/mining-pools-hashrate-distribution/

2026-04-11 22:36:09 UTC

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Bitcoin is not a democracy.
But the old mining model could be described like a "representative hashocracy". Now DATUM allows individuals to participate in a "direct hashocracy" like in the good old days of Bitcoin before mining pools appeared 😬

2026-04-10 06:55:47 UTC

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Brutal.

2026-04-10 00:23:23 UTC

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Alright. Yes, these are always rejected.

2026-04-09 23:11:49 UTC

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No. Fortunately I've already met enough bitcoiners in real life that I no longer need to use P2P exchanges to stack non-KYC sats.
But only of them has hashrate for sale (and not much).

2026-04-09 22:50:54 UTC

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Yeah, it sucks. But not as much as NiceHash that requires full KYC from the get go (I cannot recommend that knowing how dangerous KYC is).
I hope they get more competition soon.

2026-04-09 22:48:36 UTC

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It's true that renting hashrate for your DATUM gateway is like swapping your UTXOs for new ones coming directly from the coinbase transaction of OCEAN blocks, but there's very little privacy (if at all) considering all the information that Braiins sees (and what's public).
You can add several layers of obfuscation, like disabling worker names in your DATUM gateway and exposing it to the internet from an IP not linked to you. But even then someone who is continuously scraping the Braiins orderbook and the DATUM dashboard can notice when a new bid appears for the first time in Braiins and if a new miner pops up on the OCEAN dashboard with the same hashrate.
You can further obfuscate a bit by having multiple bids and using username modifiers (https://github.com/OCEAN-xyz/datum_gateway/blob/master/doc/usernames.md#username-modifiers-advanced) to distribute your hashrate among several reward addresses, but as you see there's no silver bullet.

2026-04-09 22:04:25 UTC

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Braiins can accept any kind of sats. I have heard of people who had KYCed UTXOs rejected, and others who had they non-KYCed UTXOs accepted.
They run an annoying third-party "compliance service" that accepts or rejects incoming payments, and they are vague about the rejection criteria on purpose.
The reason they ask you to send sats from your wallet instead of an exchange doesn't have anything to do with KYC. It's because when they reject a payment they always send it back to the origin address, so you must make sure you're paying from an address under your control, or you could lose these sats (typically when you withdraw sats from an exchange, a payment is made from an exchange address which you do not control).

2026-04-07 22:37:42 UTC

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Worth noting that mining with hired hashrate on an open market is not nearly as private as a coinjoin. Braiins sees a lot of information, and if someone spends a lot of time squinting at the Braiins orderbook and the OCEAN dashboard it's probably possible to connect dots.
But to a casual observer of the blockchain, sure not. And it's cool to hold coinbase UTXOs 😎

2026-04-07 22:31:39 UTC

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Aquí tienes 🫡 https://www.bcc8333.xyz/

2026-04-07 22:30:41 UTC

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Absolutely. It's illogical for a large bitcoin holder to not mine bitcoin. Unless he doesn't understand what he's holding.

2026-04-07 22:28:11 UTC

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😂 https://blossom.primal.net/29df114e07d574cc5f8250f04b3b896fe36180e44096e158c73c5f33ae9422ec.gif

2026-04-07 22:26:26 UTC

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Big things have small beginnings! This is where I was at a year ago, learning the ropes of mining and Stratum with my trusty QAxe.

2026-04-05 18:48:34 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/a1b28691e43f4ef768d9b22feb491d09ff54bd002036eb250cd3d7348dbfbc6c.gif

2026-04-04 10:24:56 UTC

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And to be totally clear: it's perfectly rational to mine bitcoin at a loss, there are lots of reasons to do it and you can scale your cost to whatever amount you want.
What is not rational is to be a bitcoiner and never consider mining unless you can turn a profit, since mining is the activity that secures the asset you're holding.

2026-04-04 10:15:48 UTC

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I'm rooting for the exact opposite 👍 Hashrate production is adequately decentralized, but hashrate consumption isn't. Only 5 mining nodes find 90% of the blocks.
This is the existential threat: https://blossom.primal.net/7025f6d5d129792dfae8adfa94144e91a6ec626d7f9c218344239d661e8013b9.png

2026-04-03 16:15:30 UTC

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I'm "burning" 250k sats a day in "cloud mining" and pointing that hashrate at my home node, which is building the block templates.
And I'm planning to do it for the long haul, even though it's not incentive compatible 😱

2026-02-22 21:00:51 UTC

Few. So far.
But eventually even the densest motherfuckers on Earth will understand. https://blossom.primal.net/bf431aca9234db9a28bcf8fce112a86cc43923965def39151c9081ded1c73745.jpg

2026-02-12 00:21:11 UTC

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In general I don't believe idiots and scammers need any special help getting relieved of their coins sooner or later.

2026-02-11 23:41:59 UTC

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I have better uses for my sats than engaging with friendly bets with scammy shitcoiner VCs. For instance renting hashrate for my DATUM gateway.

2026-02-09 01:28:07 UTC

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Off the top of my head: LukeDashjr, Jason Hughes, Chris Guida, SuperTestnet, Hunter Beast. Probably missing a handful.
Wanker.

2026-02-08 23:58:21 UTC

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As I said on X, BIP-110 is as much a signal that Bitcoin is money as a slap in the face of the careless developer class.
Of course they're gathered 'round and decided that bitcoiners slapping them in the face is retarded.

2026-02-08 10:51:24 UTC

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BIP-110 spec: https://github.com/bitcoin/bips/blob/master/bip-0110.mediawiki
Informational site: https://bip110.org/

2026-01-28 17:14:34 UTC

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So what if I do that, too.

2026-01-28 16:52:02 UTC

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It's not a question, it's an errand 😂
But he won't respond. He blocked me after I told him this.

2026-01-18 22:59:34 UTC

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I see. A fellow man of culture. https://blossom.primal.net/4cb86bc40466594f58846b033d9c7fc51b653d58cac63a6a8789ae65b3cfc005.jpg

2026-01-16 21:52:43 UTC

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Congrats!

2026-01-16 21:49:54 UTC

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I've been daily driving either XUbuntu (Ubuntu with XFCE) or Debian (with XFCE) for the last decade without any memorable "peak Linux" issues coming to mind.

2026-01-16 00:17:06 UTC

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Hope so, my police record was pathetic. I was pretty underwhelmed, tbh.
https://blossom.primal.net/5e27c7bedd3871a4597365218449b47fc784ee79b793cc2c96c31bb4e73928e0.png

2026-01-16 00:11:12 UTC

Nostr, give me my Semantic_Contextual_Scoring_OHI_V3 field.
https://blossom.primal.net/92efdd963d3ee62c8c72e873a8e4f27a43f0f890749b4739afb549334a1e92dd.gif

2026-01-09 23:41:58 UTC

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Right, I had NWC set up but I didn't have an LN address on my profile. This should do it I think!

2026-01-09 23:39:14 UTC

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Really? I can zap, though 🤔

2026-01-09 23:33:59 UTC

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Hey! Caught you red handed!

2025-11-11 00:21:24 UTC

Apparently there's no way for me to see these messages. Pretty ghey for a censorship resistant protocol, if you ask me.
https://blossom.primal.net/9c372c96779bfd05e91300acdc209df5df5e90b76aa888ca8430cca002618abb.png

2025-11-11 00:16:59 UTC

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No. Orange-washed commies can GFT ✌️

2025-11-10 23:33:51 UTC

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I verified both the X thread and the linked issue from the Bitcoin repository, and he didn't dox himself in 2023.
He was actually complaining about Marco Falke doxing him in a comment of said issue. A comment that since then has been scrubbed from GitHub (his link is now partially broken).
Verdict: 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

2025-11-07 19:25:55 UTC

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I don't work for you. And apparently Mechanic saw fit to give you a second chance so it's also an irrelevant request now.
If it was up to me you'd still be banned, that's all anyone needs to know.

2025-11-06 22:59:15 UTC

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BTW I'm an admin in the Knots and Fork Talk group now.
Learn to behave like a normal person or I'll kick you out of Fork Talk, too.

2025-11-06 22:52:05 UTC

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Lol. Kindly get fucked.

2025-11-05 18:13:11 UTC

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A normal soft fork is designed to wipe out the old chain. It can start as a chainsplit if it's contentious (.e.g a UASF situation), but it will heal the split on activation.

2025-10-27 22:31:44 UTC

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No lies detected.

2025-10-16 22:10:32 UTC

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There we go.
7 signers (so far) for Knots v29.2.knots20251010.
https://github.com/bitcoinknots/guix.sigs/tree/knots/29.2.knots20251010

2025-10-13 18:08:03 UTC

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Good times.

2025-10-13 17:48:54 UTC

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I attested all Knots releases since v25.1. knots20231115.
Haven't attested v29.2.knots20251010 yet because it just came out. Thanks for the reminder.

2025-10-06 21:50:37 UTC

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This is business as usual. https://blossom.primal.net/77a30fff244c87ffc5d77b3453ba51a2402edd3772b17cbcd00a225a7b103337.mp4

2025-10-05 21:25:45 UTC

@nprofile…wqxt de vez en cuanto firmo eventos de Nostr con mi clave privada y los retransmito, luego existo.

2025-09-17 18:23:28 UTC

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Thanks!
My only interest in FPPS is that it seemed easier to implement than PPLNS and especially TIDES, with its payouts to miners directly from the coinbase tx.
But now I've realized you could send all the rewards from the coinbase tx to a pool operator's address and still implement PPLNS payouts.

2025-09-16 22:00:46 UTC

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What kind of database do you think would appropriate to store and efficiently access this kind of information?
Also do you think it would be too difficult to evolve this PoC into a realistic FPPS DATUM pool?

2025-09-08 22:39:22 UTC

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fukin' based

2025-08-28 18:22:29 UTC

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But the scammers are there :')

2025-07-29 10:40:59 UTC

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Yes: https://ocean.xyz/dashboard

2025-07-29 10:32:03 UTC

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Reminder: banning VPNs amounts to banning the Linux kernel in the UK, as it contains the source code of Wireguard and its full functionality.
For those who don't know Wireguard, it is arguably the best VPN software written to date.
#nevent1q…wkrp

2025-06-14 22:49:29 UTC

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Holy fuck!

2025-06-14 21:59:59 UTC

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They're even crypto haters in the broad sense (who can really blame them?): https://forums.eveonline.com/t/isk-for-bitcoin/481662
Primed to be disrupted.

2025-06-14 21:58:35 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/BLZmDf-dyK8AAAAM/exactly-meme.gif

2025-06-14 21:50:00 UTC

Today a friend showed me the EVE Online rabbit hole and I can't believe no one is working on a Bitcoin version of this game (at least that I know?). To sum up the idea:
An MMORPG with Nostr-based accounts and Lightning Network integration to make sats the base currency of the game. And make it realistic enough so that an anarchic in-game economy can flourish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH6jyZ5j7g

2025-06-10 20:42:55 UTC

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Fug, how do I get back into the cryogenic time capsule? https://blossom.primal.net/2728ff5c6c4bb805fddb641e9aa7fb4918e2272420dafb5fa27d16c7b4e73bb2.gif

2025-06-10 19:00:10 UTC

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Don't y'all go praising me behind my back 😠

2025-06-10 18:58:31 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/39c770216bc92c956bf8d790c7054ccc531ad0989b6f043724116b410ddb03ab.jpg

2025-04-07 18:49:30 UTC

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Same 🤝 All the devices connected to my home network cannot even resolve the IP addresses of advertising and tracking domains.
Fortunately legislation is not required to opt out if you care about such things.

2025-04-05 22:36:59 UTC

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Is tracking the same as advertising, though?
I sell my toaster for 20000 sats, inquire in DMs.
There, lock me up.

2025-04-05 22:33:59 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/lrv8PLSrRocAAAAM/ok-meme.gif

2025-04-05 22:26:49 UTC

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How can you reconcile making freedom of speech unstoppable (with Nostr for instance) and making advertising illegal at the same time?