Chaotic Good-ish Barbarian

Their asshole would be one giant swollen slightly prolapsed hemorrhoid and Nixon would assume it was because they were ALL butt fucking faggots instead of like 70-80% of thrn.

2026-04-05 19:54:59 UTC

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Just got to hold it back until I digest enough of it to lay down.

2026-04-05 19:53:36 UTC

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He'd absolutely be on the fediverse.

2026-04-05 19:53:14 UTC

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Trying not to puke from eating too much at easter lunch

2026-04-05 19:52:11 UTC

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What did Jill do this time?

2026-04-05 19:49:49 UTC

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"Fuckings jews got me fucking banned again you're going on the enemies list Musk"

2026-04-05 15:17:47 UTC

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"It was the man with the terrible smell, I tells ya! One y'all done let a jeet on this here space craft!"
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2026-04-05 06:51:34 UTC

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Not at all, the only reason I am not drinking when I get off work in the morning is because I have Easter lunch with the family.
It is Easter, not Thanksgiving, so me showing up drunk would be uncouth 🧐

2026-04-05 06:46:22 UTC

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GN happy Easter

2026-04-05 06:43:32 UTC

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2026-04-04 11:34:53 UTC

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LMAOists.

2026-04-04 11:31:47 UTC

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How've you been doing lately?

2026-04-04 08:58:27 UTC

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Your like and repost...
JUST NOT WHERE YOU ASKED FOR IT TO BE 😈

2026-04-04 06:11:57 UTC

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Go kick its ass before it explodes on you like St. Helens.

2026-04-04 05:58:34 UTC

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The possums eat chickens.
That's my job.
They're stealing my job.

2026-04-04 05:43:38 UTC

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Me. If they don't run I will consume their flesh. I feel bad because I missed a delicious meal.

2026-04-04 04:23:45 UTC

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They do it so often it is hard to tell when they're doing that and when they're actually trying to tell us what is really going on like Johannes Pfefferkorn out of guilt or disgust.

2026-04-04 04:09:21 UTC

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2026-04-04 04:02:22 UTC

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In a vacuum it would have probably worked, or if they weren't retarded. I think the Epstein class really underestimated how many people do not like being told what to do or say and how willing they are to do the things or say the things you are telling them not to out of spite.
We've talked about it at exhausting length before. Just letting people criticize jews and going "lol some of that is true yeah" is how they managed to avoid people realizing just how shitty they are for as long as they did in the west.

2026-04-03 11:32:43 UTC

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I am okay, still not liking Islam

2026-04-03 11:29:16 UTC

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Okay now I know who it is. How's it going Armstrong?

2026-04-03 11:26:50 UTC

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Oh?

2026-04-03 11:22:33 UTC

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I don't think anyone was planning to, even before everyone talked about what an awful hellscape it was.

2026-04-03 11:21:07 UTC

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For when you speak with those devs
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2026-04-03 11:19:45 UTC

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I had similar happen to me. It didn't last as long and they said "to make up for it you can rape my drow"

2026-04-03 11:10:17 UTC

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:wojaks_doomed:

2026-04-03 11:08:20 UTC

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I can tolerate not all drow or not all orcs. Sure sure hashtag not all fine that's how I run it, like 90% evil, 9% neutral, 1% good.
But they tried to make it so not all demons and devils were evil aligned and I was done with WotC.
That's a lie. I actually haven't bought any of their shit since before 4th edition came out, fuck em.

2026-04-03 11:03:40 UTC

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Good.
The entire point of the character was that he hated orcs because his dad raped his mom.
Some of these faggots actually tried talking him down from total ork death. I was the one that had to constantly remind them that they were pillaging murder machines.

2026-04-03 11:00:18 UTC

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Those elves aren't going to flog themselves. 😏

2026-04-03 10:55:10 UTC

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Good. I played a half orc in one game and everyone was really understanding and open minded both PCs and NPCs. It pissed me the fuck off.

2026-04-03 10:52:49 UTC

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The fucking monkey with the cymbals lmao

2026-04-03 10:51:53 UTC

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Tiefling alone is enough

2026-04-03 10:51:21 UTC

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They ruined it. I see anime girls with it and it triggers an immune response now, just like colored hair after all the shrieking blue and pink hairs of the 2010s.

2026-04-03 10:48:14 UTC

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These faggots and their overdesigned characters
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2026-04-03 10:47:13 UTC

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The only time I ever drank Budweiser before that was because a friend offered it to me.
Now when they do I just bring that up. Did it often enough they changed to Coors.
I didn't have the heart to tell them.

2026-04-03 10:43:11 UTC

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The biggest crime 4th edition made was making dragonborn a core race.

2026-04-03 10:41:25 UTC

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Well I know that now.
This was like 2004 when this happened.

2026-04-03 10:37:10 UTC

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You can't.
Shame I doubt the feds did anything and it was more the social pressure that shut down the server. I don't care if it was computer generated images and everyone involved was an adult, I read the words "toddler cock slut" in those logs and I wanted to murder both parties then and still do now.

2026-04-03 10:30:42 UTC

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One of the NWNs servers I went to was overran with halfling and gnome characters.
You get one guess why. I never put it together until people started screen caping some of what was going on behind closed doors and everyone jumped servers.
I heard, but can't confirm, that the guy running that server was reported to the feds. Either way he shut it down a month later.

2026-04-03 10:24:59 UTC

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I'll say a prayer for him. I am so sorry friend.

2026-04-03 10:24:04 UTC

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Probably wasted over a thousand hours beating the shit out of elf whores that were probably dudes more often than not, but that was over the better part of a decade and I never lost sleep over it.

2026-04-03 10:19:24 UTC

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I used to play Neverwinter Nights. There were these things called 'social servers' which was basically code talk for erotic roleplaying.
I didn't mind it at the time, did a lot of progressively more and more extreme heinous garbage that probably poisoned my soul.
Eventually the number of dickgirls and furries on these servers reached a fever pitch and I had to bail in the late 2000s because as much of a degenerate as I was, and still am to some extent, that shit has always been disgusting to me.
Met up with a foid (possibly a dude but I think it was just a fat autistic chick) I used to play with on one of the servers in the late 2010s and she nagged me into installing Second Life.
Quickest run I've ever had with something. Maybe because of who invited me and what kind of things they were into.
It was quantifiably worse- without running into a single troon or furfag it managed to be many times over more vile than what I remembered on NWNs. This was with minimal exposure to troons and furfags.
That Goalie is saying VRchat is many times worse than Second Life is... FUCK... that's something I don't even want to see. I am fine just not knowing.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/631146033559218a1f4c245ad81e893a8f86057da6d5b2ea0cdfd42fea5dc775.jpg

2026-04-03 07:29:35 UTC

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What did Dubbub do? I know he got into a massive slap fight with Xenophon at one point because Xeno called him a pajeet for suggesting the Hindi were originally Aryans or something.

2026-04-03 07:23:14 UTC

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Cali

2026-04-03 05:09:29 UTC

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"Sorry the pepperoni isn't kosher, jew"

2026-04-03 05:08:45 UTC

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Bite them back
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2026-04-03 05:05:43 UTC

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Okay.
Roll a reflex save vs house fire
(Good morning)

2026-04-03 04:56:07 UTC

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Hahaha you spelled burgers funny
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2026-04-03 04:39:27 UTC

https://youtu.be/UN79Of-fpT8

2026-04-03 00:23:57 UTC

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https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY

2026-04-03 00:00:41 UTC

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So us not being mutuals does? 🤔
Hey friend! ❤️

2026-04-02 23:58:12 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/156ff2b322bb07664d9183c4694d4474ce69d884b4ccb28e9c7a58bead98bd4d.webp

2026-04-02 23:51:51 UTC

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Freebie and the Bean.

2026-04-02 23:49:32 UTC

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I do too. Someone did one about the yellowstone caldera going off but kind of ruined it by trying to make in humorous.

2026-04-02 23:46:34 UTC

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Sounds real relaxing
Have a good one.

2026-04-02 23:44:13 UTC

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No that's Smokey.
Though from the sounds of it he is being a little shit.
A smokey shit.

2026-04-02 23:39:31 UTC

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No they aren't! 😤

2026-04-02 23:37:31 UTC

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Piss for short

2026-04-02 23:35:32 UTC

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I knew someone that tried naming a cat after that meteor that hit the yucatan and killed the birdosauruses
It didn't go well.

2026-04-02 23:34:12 UTC

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I vote I'll Piss In Your Boots if it isn't too late

2026-04-02 16:18:16 UTC

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Beak clicks means he loves you (he wants to tear out your precious eye meat)

2026-04-02 11:28:08 UTC

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This is about as white trash as it can get and still have me agreeing with it.

2026-04-02 11:23:43 UTC

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Been getting blue bonnets and henbits since early March. You further up North?

2026-04-02 11:16:00 UTC

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It is only a ghetto because of all the other browns that have been imported there.
Honestly I don't know how east Asians are dealing with this shit without going full rooftop Korean again.

2026-04-02 10:24:30 UTC

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Agreed. There's only one way to fix it.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/930a8a5237fccc81a48e4871b7a9516075f80f9b59332f58ffed25bd49fb4b84.mp4

2026-04-02 10:11:58 UTC

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I think the sad part is people elected Trump explicitly to fix these issues and he has betrayed those people on such a fundamental level it beggars belief.
Stop immigration, bring back American industry and jobs, fix the economy and make things affordable, no more stupid wars.
It was a pretty simple mandate and he yanked the football on every single one. Chuds might be right, there may not be a political solution.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/e23c3041321385e9fa1a442a0d2a70c4ae57d233f3742a77d1f74e5b74c5d095.jpg

2026-04-02 10:00:04 UTC

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That's been several presidents. It has been pretty much a fixture since WWII.
Corpos are heinously evil, no argument there. One of the biggest strikes against the US is that.
Though another roadblock to leaving that I didn't mention is language barriers. I've dealt with enough Mexicans with bad English to not want to do the same thing to others.

2026-04-02 09:48:53 UTC

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Every place has give and take. Hell, there's a huge difference in where you are in a country. Rural Ulster is very different from London. We can compare different places but the whole "the US is the worse, anywhere but there" is really silly when that's demonstratably not true.
I don't know why you keep doing it.

2026-04-02 09:43:34 UTC

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Okay, back to you saying every other country is objectively better than the US before specifying microstates.
How many can you say nigger faggot kike in without being fine or arrested?

2026-04-02 09:40:33 UTC

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You just need to have your privacy invaded.

2026-04-02 09:39:23 UTC

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Luxembourg seems okay but also part of the EU. Even if it wasn't I still like my boomstick so no the Leichenstein.

2026-04-02 09:37:35 UTC

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I see a list of shit?
What are you on with this?

2026-04-02 09:36:36 UTC

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I also don't especially want to live in Russia, China, India, Mexico or Brazil either.

2026-04-02 09:27:17 UTC

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That's not what Britain, the UK or Germany look like to me

2026-04-02 09:24:35 UTC

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No countries respect your privacy to any degree.
Really the only difference between any Western country and China is that China admits they do it openly where as most western nations try to sweep it under the rug a little or disguise it as something else.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/90e87fe2ac1aa73fd5d9e8a4a2a85057d620f148f9d120e23ad877c704be910e.webp

2026-04-02 09:21:38 UTC

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I approve of her loneliness even if I'd prefer for her to be human trafficked over those young teen girls Epstein enslaved.

2026-04-02 08:59:05 UTC

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Nonononono waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
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2026-04-02 08:53:45 UTC

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I would like to execute this faggot too, but I would much rather be able to pin this on Israel.

2026-04-02 08:51:49 UTC

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It was.

2026-04-02 08:51:13 UTC

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2026-04-02 08:48:32 UTC

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I am very annoyed at how many of them are White.

2026-04-02 08:43:14 UTC

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I found a burnt spoon.

2026-04-02 08:40:13 UTC

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The gospel's spiritual love
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2026-04-02 08:32:00 UTC

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2026-04-02 07:51:11 UTC

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The guy that had a freak out on me was at least a lolbert and not a shitlib
Likewise didn't get authorities involved but he managed to turn his brother who I was much closer to against me.

2026-04-02 07:46:22 UTC

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I was candid once with a bisexual druggie and it blew up in my face. Once they start veering towards reddit stereotype it is about damage control.

2026-04-02 07:34:47 UTC

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What does asparagus have to do with it?

2026-04-02 07:16:14 UTC

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/bc2d7753307a968968bf9a769bde6fa127e195393e0dbebe42586ff6a31bc815.jpg

2026-04-02 07:09:15 UTC

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lol I didn't realize it was that song, just saw the nose and scrolled past