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2025-12-14 22:14:47 CET

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2025-12-08 20:25:21 CET

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2025-12-08 00:13:22 CET

`1700hz+2200hz == call to grandmother`
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2025-12-06 12:02:47 CET

no context: nextcube unix workstation
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2025-12-03 12:37:31 CET

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did you ask her "what's the sauce?"

2025-12-01 20:41:39 CET

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just noticed that! and i'm sure you can appreciate the desktop colour scheme :-) i've built two themes for different envs on that scheme

2025-12-01 20:24:45 CET

no context unix in the wild
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2025-11-20 21:43:05 CET

history has many lessons to teach us if we're open to it
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2025-11-17 13:14:50 CET

this is not your grandfather's twitter bootstrap framework.
finalizing design for #deltachat #chatmail system. by hackers for hackers.
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2025-11-16 18:20:02 CET

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looks like he's into serious business. did he have cofe earlier?

2025-11-15 12:16:59 CET

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agreed! it took myself and team a couple of weeks to write security report and get approved by overlords. we run our own chatmail relay. next steps is to migrate to the mesh system so its fully closed-loop. hopefully will have it wired up this weekend as poc in my lab. have to think through the http-01 challenge still but cofe

2025-11-15 12:11:15 CET

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funny thing about it. ive approved #deltachat #chatmail #arcanechat for use after our team audited the entire codebase. its now being used as our fallback communication system. prior signal was a backup. but no more.

2025-11-15 01:27:00 CET

just finished 4hr meeting. feel so refreshed, alive, and invigorated!
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2025-11-14 22:27:54 CET

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seems reasonable. the fist-shakers tend to end up punching themselves in the face.
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2025-11-14 14:23:00 CET

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no scruffy beard or suspenders here. i'm wearing diesel shoes, black t-shirt, baseball cap, and and i'm drinking coffee from a mysterious region in south america. bsd community i've had zero issues with. they are pretty fun and pragmatic people. meanwhile when i was using linux regularly it's like a battle of sparta vs persia via splitting-hair war.

2025-11-09 13:31:59 CET

the table is set..
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2025-11-08 18:51:22 CET

cats and have a little bacon. #caturday
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2025-11-08 17:17:10 CET

mobile drone deployment and retrieval platform. good up to 4km. get ahead of traffic, get early optics on speed traps, fly one into a starbucks. this thing does it all.
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2025-11-07 16:47:57 CET

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he spreads disease, i know from experience

2025-11-07 13:14:48 CET

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you didn't even need the imdb link. i can smell a quote like a fart in the car.
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2025-11-07 13:02:37 CET

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2025-11-05 00:11:47 CET

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i really think it does. if you would ask me the same question decades ago i may have different answer. but now well past 50yrs i've learned to reflect more and focus on what matters. appreciating simpler things and people who add vs subtract from my world.
i think we all have a choice. we can age and become bitter or we can observe and grow. i chose the latter, which i think you may have too. either way it's confirmed that we're both smiling a lot which is amazing :-)

2025-11-04 23:20:11 CET

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likewise. but one doesn't need eyes to truly see the soul of the world

2025-11-04 22:34:34 CET

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what has me baffled is your instance and your posts are so tame it's not even funny (comparatively speaking). you must be one of those "horrible pleroma people"
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2025-11-04 15:05:24 CET

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i guess if you know, you know.

2025-11-04 13:22:10 CET

this is a tplink router. and either a beer or an urn with grandma in it. i'm hoping it's an urn. at least it's interesting versus wtf that router thing is. who buys this shxt?
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2025-11-01 23:18:23 CET

brrrrrrrrrr...... pppssshhhhhh!
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2025-10-31 17:38:02 CET

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precisely the reason i posted it. i owned one, still do.

2025-10-31 16:51:31 CET

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2025-10-31 14:28:53 CET

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see you at rendezvous point at the top of the witching hour
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2025-10-31 12:43:53 CET

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you're such an edgelord. but it works and it's pretty hilarious considering what i know about you.
eat more sacred cows

2025-10-29 22:02:33 CET

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you need edgelord-therapy.

2025-10-29 22:01:02 CET

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the first rule of commerce club is never to talk about commerce club. the second rule of commerce club is to never sell to people who talk about the first rule of commerce club. the third rule of commerce club is to never sell to people without money
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2025-10-29 21:56:41 CET

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that's like trying to sell velcro to the guy who invented velcro. debate harder. thank you, drive-thru

2025-10-29 19:25:56 CET

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> the only moral way to acquire a nintendo portable is to steal one from a child
my compass and revenue stream prevents me from theft.

2025-10-29 16:38:57 CET

[email protected] your reviews inspired me. taking delivery on halloween!
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2025-10-28 16:21:30 CET

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> I cannot claim to be immune, only selective.
very few of us are. machines everywhere!
> If I had the space, I might have a TV room with one of those 65" OLEDs from Samsung available for only $1900 from Costco this week.
i've always wanted a screening room of sorts modeled after a 1940's era theater. of course modernized, but using enough artifice to recreate that time-ghetto
> air fryer
you heathen

2025-10-28 16:09:52 CET

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or the part about buying bigger houses for .... more stuff.

2025-10-28 15:26:46 CET

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in a way, as if humans were bitcoin sodoku puzzles to solve :-)

2025-10-28 12:57:09 CET

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look at it this way. your heart being a muscle only has so many contractions (similar to an engine giving out before it needs a rebuild). if you take stimulants, you accelerate the beat-counter. you don't have infinite beats.
if you're young (i don't like to guess), you may not worry about it now. but try doubling your age and see how it goes. sometimes better to establish good habits early.

2025-10-28 12:40:51 CET

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zyntastic! but seriously, give your adrenals and nervous system a bit of a rest m8. try cutting in l-theanine to suppress negative cns effects of adrenal flood.

2025-10-28 12:31:29 CET

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> Produces to much adrenaline, good when your mind is in right place, bad if it’s a little twitchy
eventually you'll get adrenal fatigue and feel like shxt. here's an experiment. try one cup or four shots, add 200mg of l-theanine, thank me later.
razor focus, calm, it's an antagonist to the cns effects of caffeine. works every time.

2025-10-28 12:22:55 CET

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sounds pretty fancy. was it good? i'm taking a slow approach to coffee. used to guzzle it. now i put my pinky up.

2025-10-28 11:37:03 CET

out of coffee. all hope is lost
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2025-10-27 13:50:57 CET

oontz oontz oontz oontz
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2025-10-27 00:31:34 CET

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the future is now!
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2025-10-27 00:21:21 CET

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its very true. im gay.af. every day im more and more gay to the point if im any more gay than i already am ill become straight.
sort of like when you smoke or drink so much you're sober again. science!
from now on please only refer to me as tiny dancer
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2025-10-27 00:15:37 CET

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why are these guys taking my picture?

2025-10-26 13:32:13 CET

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pots lines are still here in my zone, but 90$/mo. still tempting as an interface

2025-10-26 13:26:51 CET

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i don't share the same experience. plus the bash/shell script is portable. my systems don't default include python so i only use it for python projects.
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2025-10-26 13:16:51 CET

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what about bash? it's already on the system and trivial to get things done?

2025-10-26 13:16:16 CET

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> BSD is like Perl, just feels at home.
that's what i've been romanticizing lately. it's a calming experience. i don't have the hardware or software support that i might have in linux but my inner neckbeard is scratched. (fact: i've never had a neckbeard)
> Although I'm warming to Python. Lots of stuff is cleaned up there, although at a certain point you think, "Why not just do this in C?"
python is pretty decent. you hear people complaining about it, but mostly people who don't now how to write it or how to setup a dev env. ruby is where i got my start in 2009 with dynamic typed language, then python, now it's just go mostly. but i still fall back to ruby and python for rapid prototyping/idea-spikes.

2025-10-26 13:08:47 CET

open-source buttstuff. this is a fascinating repo on github. i can see the potential for `push-requests` being hilarious.
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2025-10-26 12:37:07 CET

x230 freebsd caught in it's natural habitat (enthusiast `s/bedroom/lab` #bsd #thinkpad #bsdnotgnu
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2025-10-26 01:25:56 CEST

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ice. pure as the driven snow

2025-10-26 01:04:58 CEST

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i dream of fine black women reading me poe, plato, maugham while rubbing my shoulders after a long day in the salt mine

2025-10-26 00:55:59 CEST

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spent months shoehorning this out of my head. now im going to retaliate with lawrence welk xmas songs with a focal+jl 1000w system. if your home shakes tonight, then start dancing.

2025-10-26 00:51:57 CEST

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this is much better with 40mg of thc

2025-10-26 00:20:10 CEST

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bookmarking for another 25 years. let's see if he changes his tune.

2025-10-25 12:15:53 CEST

no context aerial-suspension open-frame computing cooling system. this is very much a prototype, but has been running stable since 2005
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2025-10-25 01:11:06 CEST

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raccoons are great, but require a slower smoking technique. traeger smokers are excellent for this. but it takes about 10 hours. during that time you can eat opossum as a snack and be happy about it.

2025-10-25 01:07:56 CEST

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but opossum is so much more tasty!

2025-10-24 17:33:04 CEST

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no idea. i don't know the difference between the two visually

2025-10-24 17:04:52 CEST

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internet is hard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_road_bowling

2025-10-24 17:03:20 CEST

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i think so, they are road bowling

2025-10-24 17:02:18 CEST

@npub17ja…f346 look to the weekend, there's adventures happening!
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2025-10-24 01:03:03 CEST

no context collapse compute lab.
would
will
did
now iterate
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2025-10-21 19:56:49 CEST

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off and on for years i've been stuck. it's one of the harder games i've played. i've even got coin-op tekken moves down like a swiss-army knife for comparison

2025-10-21 18:50:02 CEST

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2025-10-21 18:36:46 CEST

serial experiments are out, parallel experiments are in.
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2025-10-21 17:24:21 CEST

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i don't think it's meant to be a banger, more coming-of-age quasi-thriller/outcast narrative

2025-10-21 17:20:15 CEST

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yeah i took one for the team with that one.
i'm not sure i could pair apocalypse now with repo man. i was thinking something like suburbia(1983) might work.

2025-10-21 17:17:37 CEST

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repo man is a must and i'd say it could pair well with the craft. that being said, avoid the craft2:legacy like the plague.

2025-10-20 21:10:04 CEST

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i'm not in an area for that, but lately when the world is too loud i take a walk outside with my cats, talk to them, and sing songs. even a vampyre like me enjoys the sun

2025-10-20 18:13:49 CEST

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i would be concerned having an arm wrestling match with her. or a slap-match.

2025-10-20 17:49:18 CEST

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> the population at large lives way too much in fear of everything
internet quote of the year. i feel like many people need to breathe, meditate, and take up a hobby :-)

2025-10-20 15:45:07 CEST

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100mbit copper to premise, the complex was uplinked to a time warner loop. not far from that one famous tower we both know. prior to that it was 56k usr externals with multiple numbers. i felt like royalty living there once i got that copper

2025-10-20 13:42:22 CEST

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or the goddamn pringles can targeting 802.11b at the local mcdonalds! we must make it look like the borgor cooks are surfing propaganda!!!

2025-10-20 13:35:41 CEST

confuses me sometimes when people go to great lengths to not purchase a phone with a credit-card. instead opting for cash, wearing a disguise, driving 50mi away from home so their opsec is maintained, activating it in the parking lot, no sim. great now you take it home and put it on your home wireless network and login to all your services that already know who you are.
i mean if you want to have a little distance, go pay cash in person. don't make a big thing of it. you're going to slip up trying to larp as snowden.
if you're still worried about things, ask a friend or random person off the street to put it on their credit card and hand them cash + tip. that's what i did long ago. i'm not driving 50mi to larp when i can do it from bed hah
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2025-10-20 13:10:16 CEST

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in the 90s i was hosting out of an apartment, and it felt like my command center. there was not much maintenance (we had less internet/protocols) and it was fun.
now it's like if you host a system at home or anywhere really there's so much stuff to think about it that it's exhausting. likely why most self-hosters tip-over in 12-24mo of operating their systems.
that's one reason i keep on bsd for now with basic stuff. i don't mess with it, the system tells me when it's down, i can move onto other interesting things in my life besides constantly patching and monitoring with stress

2025-10-20 12:32:17 CEST

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i rely on others infra too. but its more so launch a vps and backhaul traffic to my old thinkcentre. well and dns i use desec. i think the types that go 100% in on their infra maybe sometimes don't understand how hard it can be to manage. most end up leaning on external services eventually. paranoia only takes you so far

2025-10-20 11:44:47 CEST

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deltachat is just fine. but many of us are not on aws. feel free to reach out if you like for alternatives. https://i.delta.chat/#517E916076D398D3E93B17BA597D46AB893CD34B&a=jae%40fkur.pw&n=%E2%93%99%E2%93%90%E2%93%94&i=eOtoraHATwQ&s=3VUs4REBY5s

2025-10-20 10:37:24 CEST

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> Thankfully, yeah. And so is regular SMTP :flan_hacker:
well you can't have a protocol outage.
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2025-10-20 10:27:47 CEST

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#deltachat works well if signal is still down. the downfalls of centralized platforms

2025-10-19 18:28:51 CEST

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in case of emergency grab the things most important to you. hey guys, while my house burns down i need you to come over and help me move my server. :-)

2025-10-18 13:42:22 CEST

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do you have one? i'm in a very filtered environment since i have allergies. i'm curious as to how bad it might be. have one of those portable turbine blower thingies that works nicely but still.

2025-10-18 13:20:37 CEST

lately i've been on an open-frame kick. third picture is what i want to build, i would call it snow-tower (there will be no star wars, just used as reference). first picture is my theoretical assistant in the lab
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2025-10-17 00:00:24 CEST

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i'd be much more concerned with a man holding a fountain pen than i would a straight razor

2025-10-16 20:34:19 CEST

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hatha toilet seat meditation
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2025-10-16 20:23:40 CEST

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it sure is. instead they go to the depot and buy bags of chem'd soil

2025-10-16 20:19:56 CEST

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they have! i have one in the yard

2025-10-16 19:38:02 CEST

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hey now, some of the best cucumbers and peppers i've grown are from concocting a soil mix out of poopin-post-pops

2025-10-16 19:36:58 CEST

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> Why not both? Nuclear, solar, composting toilets, rainwater gathering, and SkyLink.
so if the reaktor is down, the sun will power netflix? seems like an okay redundancy plan
> Disconnect from civilization, build a wall around my house, lock everyone else out.
let me in, i have coffee and ancient texts

2025-10-16 14:38:40 CEST

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i'm envisioning reaktors in everyone's backyard. i've little to no domain knowledge in this area, but it's what i'd like to see i think. solar is pretty good, but nuclear is chef kiss

2025-10-16 12:11:22 CEST

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datacenters are pretty top tier already for energy consumption. what do you think draw will be like in 2060? im envisioning scorched sky scenario ala skynet/matrix. humans just plugin to the grid and compute.

2025-10-15 01:21:08 CEST

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why not? you can visit me soon.

2025-10-14 00:34:49 CEST

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come snug-snug. we've got wifi and snacks! i can only say with confidence i bought the snacks. wifi is anyone's guess

2025-10-14 00:21:35 CEST

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> You go gurl
you know my milkshake brings you to the yard(outback), m8o

2025-10-14 00:19:34 CEST

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i'm going to the barber shortly for the annual trim. i really like this haircut. wdyt, chat?
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2025-10-05 01:41:52 CEST

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btw, glad to see you as spooky. it's that time of year again. we're going to throw down some movies soon if you want to hit me up. love you.