Zaikaboy

Built for exploring rabbit holes

Public Key

npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqsg5uvaggng42f976cjhjlxkezldmyzalnyaty3mtuntlwveu0slegpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3gamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wdau8gu3wv3jhv4qm3zg

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Author Public Key

npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx

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Last Notes

2026-05-07 01:02:49 CEST

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https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/e9d6527135ba971551cd26840a981153af888e77e4b2c516b23618c3c2758049.jpg

2026-05-07 00:42:25 CEST

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Am I not?

2026-05-06 23:58:00 CEST

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I'm not black

2026-05-06 21:28:38 CEST

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Stones throw 😜

2026-05-06 21:23:04 CEST

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Yeah, I'm in the real Norrh

2026-05-06 21:10:12 CEST

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I'm up t north, visiting my kids. So I'm in the bar my boy works in. The football is on but there's music playing 😱

2026-05-06 14:42:25 CEST

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I don't 😪 and because of that, I get ridiculed

2026-05-06 14:12:29 CEST

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I tried but I couldn't do that???

2026-05-06 10:20:15 CEST

Good moaning Nostrians, its Wednesday. The absolute worst day of the week. No wonder this #catstr has disguised himself as Groucho Marx...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/6c761b63649fee5b76d8d40f330340df5ae9f011f26fd07fe7af1c1f21a6bcdf.mp4

2026-05-05 23:43:10 CEST

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Cupcake! That proves nothing. You can do better than that. Have an amazing day mate. 💜🚒🇬🇧😎🍻⚡

2026-05-05 13:42:48 CEST

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You're just fatist 😱😜

2026-05-05 11:31:15 CEST

These #catstr are trying to steal fur..!
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/69f95c8c8610379199b82a2062546fdfe9760b4d1493abe676912cd03e02fc79.mp4

2026-05-04 22:51:09 CEST

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Zaikaboy isn't watching because if I do...😱

2026-05-04 13:09:05 CEST

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Well said, George

2026-05-04 13:05:18 CEST

Meanwhile, in New York...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/de3260ffabf3dcfe8709f27c442e4356e4ceb0a08b2994fd58df5e8176b89fbe.mp4

2026-05-04 09:56:03 CEST

And finally (for now) one for @nprofile…034m
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/d12da07beb8b82851fb20867f1b2764447cfa7ac8b2149828bbe1852c9e54c2c.mp4

2026-05-04 09:52:36 CEST

Choose wisely lads, listen to Obi Wan...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/2f5b2b75a3a1c82c1c77e754301fe709a517e59099ec0f167d7adcea8a364f46.mp4

2026-05-04 09:49:09 CEST

For those that don't get it...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/f90cbdb877c8968baf1f4e4a1c084c2812667d5e1b78730256dd2480e4517423.mp4

2026-05-04 09:46:04 CEST

Remember, don't go to the dark side, even #dogstr knows...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/01e5eb8b1b9f4d5fb7e083c97bd5ac75a2f2a5f726e6041f26e58c815aba587d.mp4

2026-05-04 09:44:04 CEST

I've been around a long time in a Galaxy far, far away...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/1d3cdf727987e91579ec89aeacde38e7e8803065c9a04e20e675d144c150a5e3.jpg

2026-05-04 09:38:37 CEST

For those that don't understand...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/e4e88f58c033adc8ec7d56fffea8894e9154ad2ea24fed33a2220a3bb1c3a1a3.jpg

2026-05-04 09:33:11 CEST

Remember lads, choose wisely...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/cb5d99fff78917173c3baeacf8067666f8534f7ad00ddebd8c1db5243091aa15.mp4

2026-05-04 09:30:40 CEST

Good Moaning Nostrians and May the Fourft be with you. Today is the day to show off your Jedi skills, maybe call in Sith at work so you can practice..?
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/f242611882a9d43bee7569cb891fa09d1213cc818fbd7299468664e1e0185e52.mp4

2026-05-04 08:48:51 CEST

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I remember saying that about $28k and shortly afterwards it was $15k. 💜🚒🇬🇧😎😘

2026-05-03 22:14:00 CEST

This is why everyone should have a #dogstr. This one gave his life to save a class of kids from a Cobra! RIP brave #dogstr...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/2df75b99c4905bdb4c4905ffffd0d86f1dcac37820b5a4b527b5371a0f432e7e.jpg

2026-05-03 18:25:35 CEST

A day in a #dogstr life. It will cheer your day...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/ecc0b508838050182e6e692c543a2f4a808817ea09068c97d2c5e18946eb0d0e.mp4

2026-05-03 16:03:27 CEST

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You are allowed, you are a menina

2026-05-03 14:01:29 CEST

Meanwhile, in London...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/2a022efd112406d57622846beb0f52767855b10a72d444e9301b0822559a8dff.jpg

2026-05-03 13:08:30 CEST

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I've never mastered the art of shit poating

2026-05-03 12:08:39 CEST

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Gawjus #dogstr

2026-05-03 11:57:16 CEST

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I've had some eggs and about 4 very strong coffees. Marginally better 🍻

2026-05-03 11:38:28 CEST

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Copious amounts of coffee! I hate tea 😜

2026-05-03 11:34:44 CEST

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I was diagnosed, about 9 years ago, with prostate cancer. I basically stopped drinking that day. For an ex rugby boy you can imagine what I was like before! I'm not tea total but really don't drink a lot at all, if I have 6 pints a year, that's a lot. I had 6 pints last night and the thought of having more, right now, is not going to happen.
BTW, Fenbendazole 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-03 11:24:18 CEST

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Not for me then, Menina? Where's the song for the chatty one? 💜🚒🇬🇧😎🎶😘💃

2026-05-03 11:17:12 CEST

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Very shortly!

2026-05-03 11:16:52 CEST

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This was shortly after meeting me

2026-05-03 11:10:44 CEST

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You've done something to your hair?

2026-05-03 11:09:21 CEST

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Sunday service. Try to be good. Try to take all of life's opportunities. Try not to do that at the expense of others. When you reach enlightenment you want to be like this lady...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/0f9c231e864b37903b716a2b8bc6eaf106840b61b8b7b903b864811e16e878fa.mp4

2026-05-02 17:19:56 CEST

Up The Arse! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/3d05f2ed5d6d8322374bd3e698696cf240dd439edee6dc17786c4ef5e7024321.jpg

2026-05-02 16:25:22 CEST

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Great legs too! 💜🚒🇬🇧😎💃🎶

2026-05-02 16:03:03 CEST

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Ikr? Do you know Keith..?
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/70e6f99bc135663b331aee586c81d0f575f8b1596284813f9440d3827944994f.mp4

2026-05-02 15:59:22 CEST

Meanwhile, in Germany, it seems to be illegal to BBQ..?
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/47df01f41fd7b6d8e4c9bec98769615982f395dc0492b5d6dfb64e8e7415466c.mp4

2026-05-02 15:03:02 CEST

When all those 90s arcade games come flooding back...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/f4984cf2e70178e8506efd701d2385440e48bf6eafc46ef544123a5d5d6cb503.mp4

2026-05-02 15:01:59 CEST

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Up The Arse! #Gooners

2026-05-02 13:46:55 CEST

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I can imagine, its usually just English natives that don't speak other languages!

2026-05-02 12:26:57 CEST

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Like white privilege

2026-05-02 11:48:24 CEST

Some educational material about #dogstrs...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/d07b60f77b0374afbb9663fcb16b74e709a93826c55495eff4bc26457f5af601.mp4

2026-05-02 11:34:26 CEST

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If I could, that is exactly what I would do. Unfortunately, the London Fire Brigade won't let me 😪💜🚒🇬🇧😎🎶💃

2026-05-02 11:00:29 CEST

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Bom dia menino 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-02 10:58:33 CEST

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Is it a German party???

2026-05-02 10:56:25 CEST

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Moaning Menina Linda, the sun is shining and the world is waiting. For you baby 💜🚒🇬🇧😎😘💃🎶

2026-05-02 09:18:43 CEST

This is white #dogstr privilege blatantly displayed...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/7236e3efc3250ebc777957399acbf899fbfb85ef25492d45659de9b654a4f7e3.mp4

2026-05-02 09:08:26 CEST

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No need to shit yourself!

2026-05-02 09:07:26 CEST

Remember, oral hygiene is very important...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/3acb5ec800f642968aee22393b566f7bdfeb35de32fb4a2f260be2330b52338d.mp4

2026-05-02 09:05:41 CEST

This little #dogstr appears brave but is actually very stupid. She is called Kaja...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/547f228aed5f78f9821859bd1919b844d2386c50bed6e67b8916af37aedf0068.mp4

2026-05-02 09:04:06 CEST

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Are you going as Wolverine? You should always be Wolverine 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-02 08:56:06 CEST

Finally Cap'n Trumpet admits it...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/1c2480259951a6b76cf939caf256a11b27dba3346afca17bc73274c532ecb37c.mp4
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/61a65f31add06af1dc3af30f2267406547ff44c420b7373539b1b83bbe3224af.mp4

2026-05-02 01:30:17 CEST

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But you must only just be awake?! Goodnight cupcake 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-01 22:00:48 CEST

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I'm still setting things up but I'm impressed

2026-05-01 13:30:27 CEST

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Ubuntu.

2026-05-01 13:01:56 CEST

I have finally dumped Microsoft and moved to Linux. Surprisingly simple and I feel better already. Haven't totally explored Linux capabilities yet but little steps...

2026-05-01 11:13:17 CEST

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I'm old skool 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-01 08:39:52 CEST

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Moaning Danger Man 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-05-01 08:35:20 CEST

Meanwhile, in Harlow, Essex, UK...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/83188716be5ec4678c32978e4b734d7da9ec6d2f3f98101608c83ff431b25c97.mp4

2026-05-01 08:33:58 CEST

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Friday! Tonight you'll probably go out and have fun. Chat up girls etc. Remember to be a gentleman...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/c2aedafefba94028109d680379d925cdc73407e1cfe832deb41806e202d4cbe6.jpg

2026-04-30 17:08:31 CEST

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Data had a #catstr called Spot

2026-04-30 16:43:28 CEST

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I see a #catstr and his pet

2026-04-30 16:32:07 CEST

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Say hi to Del boy and enjoy the losses! 💜🚒🇬🇧😎⚡

2026-04-30 09:28:23 CEST

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@nprofile…3sr2

2026-04-30 09:25:41 CEST

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Memory like a sieve, you! I am not away but on Friday morning I have to take swmbo to the airport. So, as much as it pains me, I won't be playing tonight mate. Sorry. Have a blast and a beer on me. Which is free 💃🎶💃🔥💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-04-30 08:49:43 CEST

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Moaning Fucker, have shit posting day 💃🎶

2026-04-30 08:36:19 CEST

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Thor's day ⚡⚡⚡That means plenty of #zaps! Thor loves life. Victory. Celebration. I wonder if he ever played the carrot foot game..?
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/bacb97c0f715cd9675990f0f3b98dde242ea01f85cf2cc7fbfbc53e6d408b020.mp4

2026-04-29 23:01:08 CEST

Full time in non Real Madrid was one all. Two penalties given and one not. Ref was scared of Simione!! Who wouldn't be. Weak. Up The Arsenal. #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

2026-04-29 22:06:02 CEST

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The little fucker will only do it once!

2026-04-29 21:57:55 CEST

This is what happens when you catch your robot helper fucking the toaster!!!
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/9bccf18645a5a9823471765545d6a90f225ebcb14cf932c549702c4c8a61b5de.mp4

2026-04-29 21:24:53 CEST

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Careful, the #catstrs won't be happy

2026-04-29 20:08:29 CEST

Up The Arse! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/636e2a57c598e7a6a17a896b3451a45a1d1eb2881b277e35839602359707218b.jpg

2026-04-29 11:27:49 CEST

Not every #dogstr is spotted...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/9c17cdd6dbad1094cb0590f2a5cd5b4e0539dd19a32a7d412b596561f72616f9.jpg

2026-04-28 22:47:22 CEST

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Just keep sailing

2026-04-28 22:38:37 CEST

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But not @nprofile…0tav's...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/2a0bae9b2b85ca3f5925772d7d70eeede78e439bab309bdd44190bb9a7ea68fb.jpg

2026-04-28 22:19:08 CEST

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Yet the evil Taliban had eradicated it

2026-04-28 21:54:13 CEST

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I am projecting positivity 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

2026-04-28 21:49:04 CEST

Everything the US does is for greed, power and suppression. Hurry up and collapse, do the world a favour...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/79438143bd977bfb97cf184a0629c422b0280eb6db71ffd90ea44c76a5dd5951.mp4

2026-04-28 21:47:08 CEST

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What you chatting. We beat Munich 3-1.
No problem

2026-04-28 21:46:27 CEST

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Am now

2026-04-28 21:25:50 CEST

The only way to run the gauntlet of the Strait...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/4e1884d71c0501eeae664d2f62478b6ad5e42ddb8eab8511a3599ed67a6223d1.mp4

2026-04-28 16:49:15 CEST

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2026-04-27 21:18:22 CEST

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2026-04-27 21:08:43 CEST

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#FreeSamourai

2026-04-27 21:07:43 CEST

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So, not a BITCOIN conference at all

2026-04-27 21:06:29 CEST

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Shitcoin and feds. There ya go

2026-04-27 16:39:41 CEST

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Everyone says that

2026-04-27 15:49:02 CEST

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Too coked up

2026-04-27 14:44:45 CEST

This is Green MP Hannah Spencer revealing what it’s like to serve at Westminster...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/c6b8b114e19a97caef15dcaf5948a4b68809b477e54c20eefd8fc3d8e325a46d.mp4

2026-04-27 13:49:13 CEST

Lego morphs with Minecraft and Trumpet gets got...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/6449026251809c49120f7003016b09f006de983deaae51e781e50d92f1f2e6b2.mp4

2026-04-27 12:27:16 CEST

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Taking names and wallet addresses

2026-04-27 11:39:44 CEST

Bitcoin conferences have morphed into shitcoin and government conferences. Have fun in Vegass. Such a pity

2026-04-27 11:37:23 CEST

More nine o'clock news at half ten...
https://npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx.blossom.band/eae3d951149fdf4c478f299992e04c67043e23866ce827ae8427b033ace4e593.mp4

2026-04-27 11:35:15 CEST

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Fuck off

2026-04-27 11:34:55 CEST

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It is, you do. Some of the funniest parodic comedy ever