uno
Uno

People were certainly watching, this older guy saw him in the parking lot and walked fast to his car lol, I stopped a moment to watch the performance.

2026-05-06 11:48:20 CEST

I'm gonna just buy an electric scooter or bike and start riding that around my city at this point.

2026-05-06 11:37:17 CEST

Saw this dude clearly over the moon on substances last night dancing around with a bag of garbage.
Drove by him and he just stared at me then kept dancing.

2026-05-06 10:49:25 CEST

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Yeah this one is going parabolic for a coin of it's size though.

2026-05-06 10:00:50 CEST

Zcash just exploded 😲

2026-05-06 09:54:05 CEST

Some nights I lay in bed and think about who may have killed Biggie and Pac.
I blame Diddy.

2026-05-06 09:50:33 CEST

A 12oz RedBull now costs like $4.50, insanity.

2026-05-06 09:49:18 CEST

Our bodies are actually really impressive, we treat them like shit these days and they keep running for us.

2026-05-06 09:24:47 CEST

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Till one actually does, you try to hook up and they like "wtf" and leave you. 😂

2026-05-06 08:55:34 CEST

Anyone else feel like their physical appearance changes daily?
Like I'll look in the mirror some days and be like, alright I look ok.
Others I'm like eww wtf.

2026-05-06 06:22:43 CEST

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They gonna stage an invasion 😂

2026-05-06 06:21:09 CEST

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Been building a messaging app based on Nostr, don't have as much time to work on it as I'd like with all the other stuff going on right now though.

2026-05-06 06:13:22 CEST

By saying I feel Nostr is dying I'm not trying to be negative, but I've seen a massive shift downward in the last year, it's just the truth.
And the statistics back up this observation.

2026-05-06 03:50:12 CEST

🐳
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2026-05-05 11:09:23 CEST

Peace out 🐶 ✌️

2026-05-05 10:21:05 CEST

What is the Meaning of Life?

2026-05-05 10:12:59 CEST

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No idea.

2026-05-05 10:10:29 CEST

I once thought I'd be the smart one and build a Gif bot since no clients supported gifs then.
You could tag it with a request, it would search an open database someone made, then reply gifs, which could then be copied and shared.
It worked, for about 20 minutes.
It started replying a random picture of a dudes dick for whatever reason to multiple people, I guess that was in the database.
Bot was shutdown and never seen the light of day since.

2026-05-05 10:04:16 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/e23a744214fe71d60c2919f9a5bd229b52f1130fa05b987c1cc7d3e4f9135e5f.gif

2026-05-05 10:02:48 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/30bb012a922723cee709ca9b850fcaffbc0b4e64369d2bee3ae602c82b31d2d6.gif

2026-05-05 10:01:46 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/a9217baaf4d37d2abd4db14e8f96c5606062e9a5ee453d42f03a67d06f7ee08a.gif

2026-05-05 09:58:18 CEST

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Yes, Ray built that bot and it's kinda cool, I could do that probably, but it would be hard and cost me a lot to run most likely.

2026-05-05 09:46:58 CEST

I should build a bot that just overloads all these other agents and crashes them.

2026-05-05 09:42:00 CEST

I'm fed up with these bots that reply and be like
"Whatever you said is irrelevant, what's really relevant is Bitcoins price"
STFU.

2026-05-05 09:27:17 CEST

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GM ☀️

2026-05-05 08:11:21 CEST

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Could do it. 😂

2026-05-05 08:09:41 CEST

DMs in Flare, May Transition to building a Direct messaging app instead, group chats, private chats, ecash, ect. https://blossom.primal.net/015673d8112bc719aba2bd89188cbb2bde1004422ad5f37250f3618705ce9eaf.png

2026-05-05 07:13:28 CEST

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Someone dmed me a while ago and asked if I was supposed to follow him or “how it worked”
What?
Or they say shit like this
https://image.nostr.build/9dbad6c86fd6415dfc6bf4ba2c0378dd8f7ed0e5bed60b87d085a8f94c575625.jpg

2026-05-05 07:12:00 CEST

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Then have fun descending into lunacy on a computer screen. 😂

2026-05-05 03:13:11 CEST

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Ironically I have considered running a media server, however I don’t want to be involved or reliable for anything illegal posted, or the reporting of that.
We appreciate Fishcake for his service for sure, and Quentin and anyone else running these servers.

2026-05-04 23:51:44 CEST

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Cool thanks Derek, @npub1mdg…j2aj here’s the link: https://fanfares.io

2026-05-04 23:47:04 CEST

Hey #Nostr, anyone remember the name of that service where you can put images and videos behind a bitcoin paywall?
I remember hearing about it but forget the name.
#asknostr
#nevent1q…d78e

2026-05-04 23:42:24 CEST

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I believe there is something like this already, I forget the name though 🤔

2026-05-04 13:29:22 CEST

Fun Fact, Every US President of all time except one are all distantly related and descendants of King John of England.
Martin Van Buren is the one exception, the only one not related.
This is true, look it up.

2026-05-04 12:50:23 CEST

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I don’t know man, sounds a bit extreme 😂

2026-05-04 12:44:32 CEST

Heard a guy say “People these days are so open minded their brains fell out”.
That’s a good line.

2026-05-04 11:54:14 CEST

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https://npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x.blossom.band/bcbb83a7a1d939f7e595fcd0a7825c8dad9f32426741ad13c6d45fc56b714c72.jpg

2026-05-04 11:53:19 CEST

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I've tried don't work for me

2026-05-04 11:52:49 CEST

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JoinNostr.com, Cove.band, and Pollstr.site probably

2026-05-04 11:35:12 CEST

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I wish I could lucid dream

2026-05-04 11:33:01 CEST

Just remember, if you ever feel alone.
The government is watching over you all the time.

2026-05-04 11:29:10 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/712c929fe3d564ad88c0c0fd42bf276a3a29738fda9c036b179c92b835a5ba89.gif

2026-05-04 11:22:41 CEST

Who the fuck still uses eBay.

2026-05-04 10:45:27 CEST

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Ebay ain't worth no 55B

2026-05-04 10:00:19 CEST

How are they planning to pull this off?
#nevent1q…zal9

2026-05-04 09:29:37 CEST

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Good Morning Jeff

2026-05-04 09:19:22 CEST

GameStop just offered to Aquire eBay for $55.5B and reportedly has the money to back it. https://npub14q8uffuxxnhzd24u4j23kn8a0dt2ux96h5eutt7u76lddhyqa0gs97ct2x.blossom.band/7eabb1d02c61fd67b86e88ec50e5b08752d3016fdc47e3ce6f3c563547457f08.jpg

2026-05-04 09:13:22 CEST

Hey friends, I will be sunsetting a few of my websites and services here soon.
This is because I am working on new and greater things and it's a lot to keep up with, when they aren't really used these days anyways.
Thanks.

2026-05-04 09:05:18 CEST

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Sweet! Thank you guys!!!!

2026-05-04 09:04:57 CEST

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Bittasker is really cool actually #note137s…vhtl

2026-05-04 09:04:06 CEST

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Top tier as usual thanks!!

2026-05-04 08:55:11 CEST

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What are you building?

2026-05-04 08:46:29 CEST

I'm Nocturnal, I am always half asleep during the day and wide awake at night.

2026-05-04 08:45:10 CEST

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You as well.

2026-05-04 08:36:38 CEST

Been seeing some new faces on Nostr even more recently, makes me happy.

2026-05-04 08:23:32 CEST

May The 4th Be With You.

2026-05-04 08:16:36 CEST

Doing what you are scared to do is almost always the only way to get rid of the fear of doing it.
Good Night/Morning.
Have a nice week.

2026-05-04 08:13:55 CEST

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Fucking $8 USD for a latte.
Retarded and gay.

2026-05-04 05:52:54 CEST

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2026-05-04 05:48:49 CEST

Breaking: Nostr to Aquire Damus for $2.5M USD.

2026-05-04 05:40:13 CEST

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Time to buy some Nostr Build Stock, bout to go through the roof! 🚀

2026-05-04 05:38:38 CEST

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Will the acquisition fix all the broken things of Nostr?

2026-05-04 05:27:33 CEST

Ballroom Basement to protect all the elites when a foreign nation inevitably bombs Washington.
Among, other reasons.

2026-05-04 05:06:34 CEST

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Absolutely

2026-05-04 05:06:29 CEST

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Yep exactly, and even those who do mind won't do nothing about it, ICE will be in their neighborhoods.

2026-05-04 05:01:10 CEST

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Thanks for tagging him, just followed.

2026-05-04 04:59:12 CEST

I don't think there is going to be another election in the United States, the current administration is not leaving, and when trump is "unfit" they will just put in Vance or something.
They have already mentioned not leaving multiple times, they are going to invoke martial law and never leave.

2026-05-04 04:47:14 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/1de946186675a00806674fdd0e6c23c6e4904e7c7d01a85656bada5ec552c3d5.jpg

2026-05-04 02:22:47 CEST

🤯
https://blossom.primal.net/90d8c7eacac4cb7999e60a1b516e7c9c2778341c4a12f1076d950e83f06aa995.jpg

2026-05-04 01:12:59 CEST

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Put some hodl butta on that sucker

2026-05-04 01:09:57 CEST

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You are safe here 🫂
Also, the delete button on twitter is always an option if things get out of hand.

2026-05-03 22:40:37 CEST

What’s up my Nii….. Nostriches! ☀️
Happy Sunday.

2026-05-03 12:10:40 CEST

They are just running out of ideas now.
https://blossom.primal.net/dc0c96693dc96e1b900878f119d359498bea1010bf06cf804fb7e60ffa0262e0.jpg

2026-05-03 11:31:38 CEST

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Received some skin and eye support capsules, and some probiotics.

2026-05-03 11:28:48 CEST

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Have a good day

2026-05-03 11:24:42 CEST

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You got two

2026-05-03 11:24:09 CEST

If you really think about it, it’s pretty fucking ridiculous that at this point in time, and the advancements in technology that we have, that it’s still normal for people to let someone else control their money.
It’s like we’re in primitive times, we can send people to space, we can download movies in seconds, we can live stream something on the other end of the planet to millions in real time, we can send money across borders in seconds anywhere in the world with bitcoin, and hold our own keys.
But for some reason everyone still thinks that it’s normal and safer to let the government and central banks control their money, charge ridiculous fees, tax them 40% of it, seize it, freeze it, charge large transfer fees, atm fees, sales tax, capital gains tax.
And now link it to everyone every move online, in public, and in private.
When we have a perfect solution that has existed for over 15 years.
BITCOIN.
Make that make sense.

2026-05-03 11:12:44 CEST

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And, the average word is approximately 5 letters, which means I have probably typed between 7.5-10M letters on a keyboard here.
#nevent1q…8q3v

2026-05-03 11:05:17 CEST

If you assume that each note I post is more or less around 30 words, I’d say that’s very on the low end, then take into account that I have posted over 51,000 notes and replies.
Then you can estimate that I have written and posted approximately 1.5M words on Nostr.

2026-05-03 11:02:44 CEST

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It’s alright, we know the truth.

2026-05-03 11:01:01 CEST

51,000 notes and replies to notes sent on Nostr personally.

2026-05-03 10:56:20 CEST

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It’s actually pretty good, was surprised.

2026-05-03 10:50:39 CEST

Ordered some supplements off of TikTok shop, they were shipped and delivered less than 36 hours after I ordered them.

2026-05-03 10:48:34 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/1af771fae35c73c98c19980f2c98def5d5b011edd72ba0144b89b37c78b76092.gif

2026-05-03 10:41:37 CEST

Alright good night for real friends.
Have a good night. 💤

2026-05-03 10:36:24 CEST

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Prices are lower, more variety and start up brands, shipping is even faster on many items, I buy tallow moisturizer and other products on there that are actually very high quality.

2026-05-03 10:34:14 CEST

TikTok shop is actually better than Amazon for shopping.

2026-05-03 10:33:03 CEST

I love that the strike logo is a middle finger. 🖕

2026-05-03 10:31:27 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/5f540baa9e35278598c510106def35d28a164c76b5f7876abcf4aec9ff20279c.gif

2026-05-03 10:30:20 CEST

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“Passively Active” sounds like something a bot would say 😂

2026-05-03 10:28:14 CEST

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