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2026-04-28 03:18:01 CEST

Maybe we dont doom scroll nostr and experience as "fun" bc nostr isn't farming our attention to sell all our information...so maybe nostr biggest selling point is that its completely boring and non addictive. #asknostr

2026-04-27 19:17:05 CEST

Bro my question is are all the rely all connected? When or how will that happen? #asknostr

2026-04-27 18:37:53 CEST

China car industry is nothing with government support...
Ya dude so is the American car industry hahahahah

2026-04-26 03:56:30 CEST

Oh shit they trying to normalize plastic surgery....
Pro tip dont do it

2026-04-23 05:31:29 CEST

Matte screen protector for the win.

2026-04-21 18:37:02 CEST

Compared to ai
Bitcoin is such a conservative investment hahahaha omg this is soo crazy. I never thought I would see the day thay #bitcoin is the least volatile. Not because bitcoin volatility is decreasing but because the rest of the market volatility is increasing hahahaahh omg am I right? #asknostr

2026-04-18 14:25:36 CEST

@nprofile…c7dz talking about "plebs rent hash" bro your audience is more likey to smoke hash...im jk I had to make a hash joke... ahahahah im Just jk but seriously....companys buying billion dollars of bitcoin a week and you telling broke individuals to rent hash...so...they better rent...theyre house! Hahaha jk jk but seriously....hash as a service....ya bro they working in the service industry alright!! Hahah let me stop....but idk maybe kratter is correct....dont seem ...idk....one man's spam is another man life....that has a ring to it.

2026-04-17 03:53:57 CEST

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Do these spelling mistakes prove your a human? Or just provide another example token prediction?

2026-04-17 03:22:26 CEST

I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee .

2026-04-15 01:21:31 CEST

Rip sneako

2026-04-14 18:00:41 CEST

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Local ai is like bitcoin and nostr bc....it aint for everyone hahaha

2026-04-12 05:11:48 CEST

Mycelium.social
This client is an only if you want information organized and sleek.
Has any one tried this ? #asknostr

2026-04-11 16:45:07 CEST

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China 🇨🇳 baby knee how maah!

2026-04-11 16:43:06 CEST

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Na some random normy I showed nostr just demo ahahha

2026-04-11 02:07:23 CEST

Yo shootout David

2026-04-08 06:34:49 CEST

This nostr shit is deep

2026-04-03 03:29:06 CEST

What do you think? #asknostr https://npub166cftuu5w43xggcxaklscgkz9dahs42fjzygw00n2dgxk4m46q7s2g0gcm.blossom.band/0c5c8db83a2edbc250af816ad250d73a86cf1f222351e2ecd5004af87940a1e8.jpg

2026-04-02 16:22:37 CEST

Btc down big but
.....at least its not zero.

2026-04-02 15:49:11 CEST

Bullish or bearish?

2026-04-01 22:25:24 CEST

I know this Afghan song with hundreds of millions of views on YouTube but even the best Ai Shazam gemini so on can not identify the song...why is that? #asknostr

2026-03-31 19:03:33 CEST

I always bootleg movies but im planning on paying for my movies tickets for "The Backrooms"
Its originally just like a internet scary story then it became youtube videos and now its an A24 movie.

2026-03-31 16:27:28 CEST

Jaden Ivey crashed out

2026-03-28 20:04:52 CET

Ye new video music FATHER really a throw back to black and white silent film great farming using the whole background foreground all that like a still image come to life ...im Just watching it with no sound bc my baby sleeping....but regardless even if the music was blasting I know this is drawing inspo from the black and white era with buster and Charlie and all the other great silent film era stuff. What you think? #asknostr

2026-03-28 18:34:50 CET

Iv used almost every client but amy on andriod is the most sticky to me. But shout out to wisp im surprised how sleek it is.

2026-03-28 18:33:40 CET

You think btc is volatile wait till you see "ai" market volatility hahahahh moooohahahah I bet you this ram prices gonna hard bottom soon....really soon mooooohahahahah

2026-03-28 18:30:04 CET

Btc is cheap rn.

2026-03-25 04:46:30 CET

2026-03-25 04:44:15 CET

Router?

2026-03-25 04:40:59 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/25d01528704bfcd316210705dae61f81f4ee159e8597f05bdbe6260a798e906f.jpg
Im trying this on wisp

2026-03-25 04:35:16 CET

Yo I like amy....but wisp might be goat status. This bitch flyyyying boy!

2026-03-25 04:34:08 CET

I like how before I post the note.
It counts down like 9,8,7

2026-03-25 04:33:29 CET

Ok im on wisp....not gonna lie, like the old saying goes...its fast as shit...yo this faster then Twitter my boy

2026-03-22 19:57:43 CET

Bro I wanna hear this guy talk i hate the monotonotone english translation

2026-03-22 14:12:32 CET

"I represent the Rothschilds"
Mean while everyone inside thinking ...thats a sweet gig.

2026-03-19 01:55:39 CET

I want a syfi futuristic book where the world is effectively run by china

2026-03-18 03:59:23 CET

I use to hate on Alex Caruso but hes clearly a giga Chad white boy built different no doubt proven factual.

2026-03-17 21:21:17 CET

Yo mycelium client gives me maaaad stats I frrrrrrrruck with this update playa!

2026-03-17 21:11:08 CET

Mycelium just got updated what's goooood!

2026-03-17 02:45:11 CET

Bro the ye cuck ww3 w.e you call it the banned album that we aren't allowed to listen to.....it made me a Dave blunts fan...shootout to Dave blunts

2026-03-15 06:20:28 CET

I can confirm bibi is not dead but but but he's in bad shape.

2026-03-15 06:17:08 CET

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Test passed

2026-03-14 21:43:58 CET

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No no he had a whole different bit bc his legal full name....im not gonna say it but its another like "celebrity" " well known" last name hahahah you can't make this stuff up! Hahaha

2026-03-14 21:42:43 CET

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Yo i swear in the middle of young and old Clint....no lie

2026-03-14 19:49:54 CET

Omg my customer looks just like Clint Eastwood wtf!!

2026-03-14 01:15:56 CET

Omg stfu boris Johnson this is official bull market back too many randos bashing bitcoin
Terence Howard
The viral Chinese professor Jiang or w.e
And now Boris Johnson

2026-03-13 19:53:56 CET

The new cool thing is wearing hyperreal indistinguishably fake designer stuff that straight from the factory in China.
This will also only be cool IF....your already rich. And this will also only be cool for like another 3-4 years max. By 2030 if your body isn't ridiculously sexy then it doesn't matter what you wear...by 2030 everyone will not waste money on cloths they will all just spend money on private work outs and have like 3 100 dollar plain white t shirts and wear either the same pair of retro Levi's they bought in Brooklyn for 300 dollars or some plain sweatpants they bought off of some influencer they watch alot of 80 bucks.

2026-03-13 03:47:56 CET

Dave's hot chicken valid?

2026-03-12 05:48:57 CET

Yes im watching scream 7 only because the 1st scream was that danm good.

2026-03-09 05:30:18 CET

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I actually like it

2026-03-08 18:01:25 CET

So Iran killed the elementary school girls....Trump is a genius what a rebuttal

2026-03-08 07:02:02 CET

If you on a diet skip this note
Take the freshest pretzel you have find scoop it into some nice cold soft serve and eat it
800 calories but taste amazing

2026-03-08 07:00:41 CET

Yo bro they scraping nostr with ai for free looking for chinese Russian and american desidence...

2026-03-08 01:50:50 CET

Hear fat ppl say they are starving is mad funny to me im sorry

2026-03-07 15:18:31 CET

From now on I want west virginia called Americans autonomous west virginia region.

2026-03-07 06:55:40 CET

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Bro its a specutive asset in its nature regardless of what we personally do. Its not 1 trillion dollar asset bc pleb stack sats. It's because degens 400x off shore leverage and Jane street black rock manipulation....plus satoshi went to epstein island - hyperbole- you get me tho right?

2026-03-07 06:53:22 CET

Dillion brooks got a dui and ppl roating him saying "He doesn't respect the DUI unless they give him 40...."
Haha im only enough to remember when they almost trading him by accident confusing him with Marshon brooks at the time

2026-03-07 04:15:07 CET

Bitcoin is very speculative.

2026-03-06 22:47:06 CET

"Exiled crown prince calling for democracy in iran"
Bro american news makes no sense you can't be a prince and have a democracy...

2026-03-05 06:09:06 CET

Oh ya Robert breedlove talking about what cycle he's on ya right bro talk about the hair pill and acne pills you on too then bro....mf talking about stairoids...w.e he's taking you have to take other pills to counterbalance that shit...then to say you taking steroids while trying to conceive with your wife...idk man...maybe its non of my business but he put that shit on the internet...like in my personal opinion if you have that much power to work out your whole life...why do stairoids man? Thats a sign of you have body dismorphia...you not a pro athlete...you not a movie star...you not getting paid off your physical shirtless body....if I was in his corner I would tell him dont do steroids till your 55+
Eat seamoss ashwaganda shilijit creatine deer antler supplement moringa macha like all this shit well known man you dont need steroids if you have that body type at that age .....

2026-03-05 06:00:19 CET

Bro I personally know black guys in the food that eat fast food and cookies and still skinny with six pack at like 40 years old....thats why when you see these black athletes being like this body took hard work blah blah blah its like na bro 70% of that is definitely genetics knock it off.

2026-03-05 04:47:09 CET

Murder rap up goes extra funny this year

2026-03-04 06:27:05 CET

Let's arm some random Kurdish guys to the T ya we have never seen this before hahahaha omg this is so saaad its funny

2026-03-04 01:38:23 CET

The banned ye album cuck still slaps...even tho some lines bigging up trump have not aged yell post Iran war.

2026-03-03 23:30:07 CET

I hate being guarded by a Reed shepherd style defender. Just no hustle no power just solely focused on stealing the ball cleanly.

2026-03-03 08:06:30 CET

Operation epic fury
More like operation epstien fury am I right or what ?

2026-03-03 05:14:02 CET

https://image.nostr.build/b0e85706d58795c5b9fe0856f7fe7564f1d87f24e12713914bf085d2c197037e.jpg

2026-03-03 05:10:51 CET

https://image.nostr.build/e84ec523fc96b7ce8ed116f7dcafe3f32c11ce6695dc7bed65994252e2170ecc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e84ec523fc96b7ce8ed116f7dcafe3f32c11ce6695dc7bed65994252e2170ecc.jpg

2026-03-02 04:35:28 CET

Remember when we lost so many rights during the Iraq Afghanistan wars.....same thing about to happen with the Iran war

2026-03-02 03:13:23 CET

Ppl getting deplatformed talking about jews.....but they probably wont come to nostr

2026-03-02 00:40:34 CET

They killed the Iranian leader in 1 day but took like 10+ to kill Oh Sam Benny Ladyn shit all a game and the tax payer is getting riz-aped like a money.

2026-03-01 23:51:13 CET

It's esay to get free food at your favorite Persian restaurant
When they bring out the check just say death to America

2026-03-01 01:50:58 CET

War use to have honor and respect....I know your think oh here goes newdev glorifying the old days no im taking about long long ago real warriors fighting for food for land for love of family. They would all line up and the 2 bravest men would go fight til the absolute bloody gory death infront of everyone before the real war began....if that doesn't make you feel anything then your not human.

2026-03-01 00:56:04 CET

I really wanna cry im getting flashbacks backs to 911 and all the lies covid lies just killing ppl for what man.....I really can't cry tho bc I gotta just work and make money life is crazy....like why do we allow our taxes to do this....its not even taxes they just print money....bro no one wanted this.

2026-02-28 18:36:56 CET

The Qatar strike dont make sense i thought Isreal bombed qatar

2026-02-28 18:35:17 CET

So this war with Iran is all cap i dont even know if they really bomb qatar

2026-02-27 08:33:07 CET

Klay locked up in his prime chill out kon

2026-02-26 04:38:12 CET

Yo these open source freedom tech youtubers are mad funny.
They talking about some experimental ass software deepweb easily brick your computer ass stuff then they jump right into " now if you wanna download this software" no no no slow down tell me more I dont want to instantly download this just bc you mentioned it to your 3000 followers on freaking rumble or odysee...lol

2026-02-26 02:22:38 CET

Ya asyla liu can get it gagahhaha

2026-02-26 00:30:11 CET

Yo the silent movie "Metropolis" shows a time when ppl was more gullible thinking everything is gonna work out mentality

2026-02-25 06:14:39 CET

Hyperion

2026-02-24 18:41:33 CET

Taproot assets?

2026-02-24 01:39:21 CET

This is extremely deep. Think about about two presidencies. The mega jail in el salvador the situation in venezuela, the president of mexico. The meme coin in argentina, bro, think about it. The first presidency covid....the assassination attempt the bloody ear....bro iran....bro Ukraine...bro....come on...the deportation of south American aliens....bro the existence of aliens.....bro Jeff epps....bro mandaaaani bro...am i the only one connecting these dots...

2026-02-22 02:34:03 CET

New Yorkers finally understand my therapy
Pizza and bagels is goy slop

2026-02-21 23:48:36 CET

I can't wait for ram prices to dro0op crazy

2026-02-20 19:43:11 CET

When they start the war with Iran asking about Jeffery will be illegal

2026-02-20 01:19:03 CET

The "government" is such a vauge blanket term wtf

2026-02-19 18:55:05 CET

They gonna "bail out" bitcoin hahaha wtf omg the irony

2026-02-18 19:58:59 CET

Yo they said Jamal Murray only nice when they sleep on him haha

2026-02-18 02:28:00 CET

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Hoopers 🏀 pixel fold users, a.i agent trends, walkers, yo this video targets maaad niche communities....I see how you doin that low key hahhaha.

2026-02-18 02:25:51 CET

And then that one really rich guy in the corner be like " ya I pay extra for the sharting insurance, and I can't wait to make a claim to get my roi"

2026-02-18 02:22:58 CET

Rich ppl nowadays don't wanna do any charity right ? Is this just us broke ppl hating or is it true. It just seems like rich ppl always looking for an excuse to spend money on them selves like ...rich ppl will be like "nah I can't fart like that anymore, me and all my rich freinds signed up for this new program where we pay 90 bucks per fart but it feels amazing and actually smells good"

2026-02-17 06:46:07 CET

If you want chat gpt to go out of business...ironically you need to keep using the product.

2026-02-16 14:20:17 CET

So what's good for today ?

2026-02-16 04:53:22 CET

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Bro tldr are you yay or nay for the new bip stop inscriptions?

2026-02-16 04:49:14 CET

The Jeffery emails prove block stream this, amir taki that, funding core blah blah blah but the entire nostr is like dont worry about that.