alina🐾💖✨🏳️‍⚧️

the hacker puppygirl they warned you about

pronouns: she/her/../../etc/shadow
webbed site: https://alina.dog
proof of identity: https://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:DSQVSI4QXVKK544NI7QUISXM2E
RAADS-R: 193
assassination coordinates: Berlin, Germany
circumsolar heliocentric orbits: 21
RIPE ASN: 212744
estrogenized: 01.12.2022, 18:36 UTC+1/CET
EICAR TEST: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Public Key

npub16hky0ks5uf2jk96hl48ul98sjr98fx34que5z9zwy8vcv5nml2rqw8dqr9

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsdtmz8mg2wy4ftzatl6n70jncfpjn5ng6swv6pz38zrkvx2fal4pspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsefull0

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relay.primal.net

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub16hky0ks5uf2jk96hl48ul98sjr98fx34que5z9zwy8vcv5nml2rqw8dqr9

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2026-06-26 01:25:43 CEST

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1 VOTE FOR NO

2026-06-26 01:16:19 CEST

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god damnit

2026-06-26 00:56:35 CEST

recently more and more allegations are hitting me that some people think i'm cute, so i'm here to solve this once and for all - vox populi vox dei
do you think i'm cute

2026-06-10 14:26:45 CEST

once again i am yearning for a girl to command me to get on my knees, push my face into her crotch and force her dick down my throat,,, ><

2026-06-01 19:46:18 CEST

#gang
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/676/093/228/086/363/original/b86c36cfbe7515a0.jpg

2026-05-18 16:07:38 CEST

you know her technical rant is getting real when she's ADHDing three bullet-point indentation layers deep

2026-05-15 10:01:06 CEST

good morning, here we go again! D:
https://github.com/0xdeadbeefnetwork/ssh-keysign-pwn

2026-05-05 15:50:19 CEST

let's go to hell, i hear that shit's pretty

2026-05-05 02:23:53 CEST

my laptop's spinning fan noises, and by extension linus torvalds and his stupid 7.0.2 release, are at fault that i cant fall asleep. it has been compiling for 2 hours again, the ccache still seems to fail me and my sleep

2026-04-29 19:36:25 CEST

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also "what stops those repeaters from tracking you?" the fact that they wouldn't be able to distinguish a sender from a repeater, as it is in reticulum, where there is no concept of source address, only people's public keys
(i have to admit i would be much better at reciting the relevant literature had i slept last night)

2026-04-29 19:31:07 CEST

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internet infrastructure should be publicly accessible, no one needs billing or access control except for those seeking to profit off of what should be a human right

2026-04-29 19:15:17 CEST

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by running an off grid mesh like meshtastic or much better reticulum as a transport layer and any anonymizing layer like onion-routing (tor) or garlic-routing (i2p) on top of that
irdest would probably also work as transport layer

2026-04-29 19:03:27 CEST

i think we should either
- force cellular data network providers to anonymize all traffic in a layered encrypted multi-hop mesh
or
- abolish mobile phones altogether
i hate living in a society that expects me to carry a precise gps tracking device in my pocket 24/7 in order to interact with basic public infrastructure

2026-04-14 00:55:35 CEST

i love how switching from networkmanager to systemd-networkd has increased my bootup time from a few seconds to two fucking minutes

2026-02-17 20:32:02 CET

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i used to have an RSS feed of lobste.rs on my homescreen but like every second article is about or by AI nowadays, it kinda ruined the whole spirit of it for me

2026-02-10 08:44:53 CET

sleep deprivation starts being real fun once it feels like you're teleporting through the metro system with no real clue what's going on but arriving at your destination anyway (after taking the wrong train line maybe 2 or 3 times)

2026-02-09 01:58:12 CET

alias sudo = ssh root@::1

2026-01-21 23:57:28 CET

just one more `git add -A; git commit --amend --no-edit; git push --force-with-lease` and it's gonna compile & deploy i swear

2026-01-18 18:16:09 CET

erm actually it's not called Linux. it's not called gnu+linux either. it's called Freax
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/917/227/517/074/185/original/bf8693f29b13b347.png

2026-01-18 02:30:08 CET

not sure i've ever been this disappointed in someone
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/913/506/114/909/826/original/801eeebed6b129ff.png

2026-01-05 03:09:55 CET

lmfao i just wrote a PoC for grabbing someone's ssh public key by establishing a connection from a browser session and using it to create an account/passwordless authentication for my service
works with any distro/terminal that registers an xdg-mime type for ssh:// urls, and my modified sshd turning ED25519 SHA256 fingerprints into a half assed DHKX with salt
from there on i can route all connections via i2p first and only then to my service's host so i dont have to care about user data because it's anonymized (besides the side channel attack that you can see who is currently using the anonymizing service...)

2025-12-25 20:48:02 CET

i'm starting to see 'emotional maturity' more as a reservoir than a skill. of course in theory i would be able to figure out what's the right thing to do, i went through all stages for years and years, so does everyone else i deal with. the question is often more, does your environment allow you for the necessary energy to turn crystalline intelligence into fluid? to have faith and endure what is to come for the knowledge that patience and kindness will be fruitful? to apply gathered experience despite certain parties in social exchange benefiting from your uncertainties?

2025-12-22 09:10:13 CET

alina at checkpoint charlie
what she gonna do
what she gonna do
(jobcenter, the third commandment)
hopefully i'll get my Bürgergeld that i've been waiting for since September this time

2025-11-19 23:10:25 CET

guess who mixed some distilled water and glycerin in a 2:1 ratio and poured it into a 800W DIY fog machine
yes, you can just build a fog machine and put on techno instead of uhh whatever normal people do (she does not know what normal people do with their spare time)
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/578/648/573/965/990/original/3e80c5ed9ae90d9b.mp4

2025-11-12 16:02:57 CET

hiya, i'm alina! your favorite network- and systems engineer with weapons-grade autism by day, and sapphic deranged trans puppygirl hacker airhead absurdist psychonaut biochemist at night
starting december i need to have found a new home because i had to cancel my current temporary housing solution due to unemployment, it cost me 2400/EUR per month because my old employer's relocation provider scammed me and i had to find something 2 weeks before starting to work in Berlin
now i have founded my own business as a freelancing network engineer and FOSS developer, and i have 5 clients which (will) pay sooner or later (once the German Finanzamt has finally assigend me a VAT number) - but that's kinda unstable due to my mental health being equally unstable due to all the existential dread
it would help me a lot if anyone could help me find a place to live for maybe 1 or 2 months until i have found my own apartment
or alternatively donate to my liberapay so i can do more stuff myself, right now i am several hundreds of euros in debt https://liberapay.com/alina
i am currently under a lot of stress which is why things all take their while, but soon-ish i will also launch my patreon where i will sell my works and services of which i am convinced are worth paying for... maybe i should be a little less perfectionist about all of this and just finish that damn blog post already lol
signal: alina.1312
telegram: alinaicarus
email: [email protected]
thanksies 🥺

2025-11-05 18:18:17 CET

the alina urge to build a VTOL that goes supersonic, fires flares, lasers, EMP missiles and does 3D scans. also an 8K camera stream with analogue zoom and thermal vision, 360° VR view, autopilot, satellite comms, 3gpp comms, geolocation, atom precision clock, and shooting probes onto roofs for intercepting WPA2 handshakes
i have the hardware (well except the jet engine, but i know where to get one) but where do i get all the time this would take to do as a hobby project

2025-10-23 02:11:16 CEST

https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/420/577/954/000/976/original/2ed29d1a7047fe76.png

2025-09-12 06:34:48 CEST

i have written 150 lines of nix code and my entire vision is super blurry because of the sleep depriviation i have no clue what i wrote but it somehow evaluated without error at the first try what
i guess i have a torrent RSS feed crawler now? and something OIDC idk i'm so hecknig tired that i have no clue what is going on anymore but somehow my raw muscle memory is capable of writing elaborate nixos modules

2025-09-08 20:53:12 CEST

i discovered the music genre "Psybient" which is like a mix of Ambient and Psytrance but i cant stop reading it as psytrance lesbian help
... i mean it's not wrong either

2025-08-31 21:53:11 CEST

"sed is better"
"awk supremacy"
y'all need external tools to manipulate structured data instead of using a shell that speaks it natively? smh
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/125/121/319/139/283/original/8a17fe552acba3c5.png

2025-08-31 09:54:07 CEST

ah yes,
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/122/294/696/173/125/original/5f51c1f16731575b.png

2025-08-25 10:55:19 CEST

what the fuck is a token stream

2025-08-20 22:29:42 CEST

it is 2025 and Cogent is still not peering over IPv6 with Hurricane Electric, which today for the first time ever, has mildly inconvenienced me (and is the only reason why HE still isnt a Tier 1 ISP)
guess my AS being announced in ARIN has to wait for a bit then
but this is a great opportunity for me to resurrect the original thread of how it happened that i have found in my thousands of bookmarks
https://mailman.nanog.org/pipermail/nanog/2009-October/014017.html

2025-08-16 22:01:14 CEST

"By default, NFS exports do not restrict access to files outside the exported directory. To access these files NFS needs the respective file handle. However, the root file handle / has a static value, which is file system dependend. Therefore, if one of the shares do not restrict access to the export directory by setting the "subtree_check" flag in their config, it is possible to query to root file system and from there every single file on the system."
what the actual fuck
(use netexec if you wanna check whether you're affected, this is a quote from its documentation: https://www.netexec.wiki/nfs-protocol/escape-to-root-file-system )

2025-08-07 12:08:10 CEST

i should maybe consider installing an LSP, i've just been using plain neovim without plugins for years now

2025-07-20 14:30:22 CEST

💀💀💀
https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/114/885/563/739/634/000/original/a154927c41ce53ad.jpg

2025-06-07 13:23:10 CEST

huhhhh what is happening
did i get pwned or wha

2025-06-05 08:43:15 CEST

moral question for the new internet re: payment systems

2025-02-24 12:30:06 CET

i'm also gonna separate my routed wireguard mesh into two networks, one for services which i can add guests too via SSO and announces piracy services locally and one for management where SSH ports are exposed
https://girldick.gay/@alina/114057721737656901

2025-02-09 19:53:37 CET

"so you agree porn preys on financially vulnerable women"
all work preys on the financially vulnerable dipshit it came free with your fucking capitalism