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2026-05-02 20:55:18 CEST

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@nprofile…dpj4 How far do you feel there is a hierarchy of victimised? I emphasise this is not my idea, but I just wondered as a rational man, what you may say about that, inter alia the stabbing of the Muslim and Jews
.xx

2026-05-02 17:41:10 CEST

In April 24, Trudi Warner, a retired social worker, stood outside Inner London Crown Court holding a sign that read:
"Jurors, you have an absolute right to acquit a defendant according to your conscience"
She was arrested for "intimidation of a jury" but at trial Mr. Justice Saini ruled in her favour, saying she was only stating the law outside a courthouse, and that can not be illegal
She was arrested again last week for doing exactly the same thing as have many others
#defendourjuries

2026-05-02 08:53:30 CEST

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@nprofile…fvgq yes, I don't understand how a judge can pass sentences for different crimes x

2026-05-02 00:19:37 CEST

We are both totally naked in Knole Park running around the trees playing tag
Men's willies when they run flop all over the place
Too funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁

2026-04-29 21:01:04 CEST

Released on November 27th 1981, Don't You Want Me sold over 1.5 million copies in the UK, followed by enormous successes in the US a few months later. The success of the song was solely responsible for saving Richard Branson’s Virgin record label from bankruptcy
So now you know who was to blame xxx

2026-04-29 09:18:21 CEST

Sir James Eadie, representing the g'ment, said in the court yesterday: “Persons expressing support for, and associating with, #PalestineAction should not have been treated [by the courts] as undertaking peaceful protest; rather, they were supporting a terrorist group, the activities of which were inconsistent with democratic values and the rule of law.”
He means over 3,500 people, including myself, my fiancé and Brian Eno
#BabysOnFire xx 😘

2026-04-24 16:28:55 CEST

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@nprofile…ay7w my spelling is notoriously bad. I have an extensive diction but the letters sort of jumble up xxxx

2026-04-24 16:15:33 CEST

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@nprofile…ay7w oh I know who he was. I just couldn't spell his name correctly.
You should see me attempt "Minnieappolis"

2026-04-24 15:19:57 CEST

"I want Reform to get absolutely pumped in this election," says Anwar Sawar to much applause and laughter on last night's #BbcQuestionTime

2026-04-23 23:45:43 CEST

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@nprofile…lrtr am watching question time atm but will busy myself with this tomorrow pm xx

2026-04-23 23:28:12 CEST

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@nprofile…lrtr would you like me, your favourite news hound, to try and find out as to how this contract was awarded?
#AskAnArchivist

2026-04-23 23:24:53 CEST

Visa overstays significantly outnumber small boat arrivals.
While small boat arrivals reached 41,000 in 2025, they represent only a fraction of the "irregular" population
Visa overstays are in the hundreds of thousands
But
"Stop the Boats" - is easy to chant if you have three brain cells, "Stop the Visa Overstays," not so much
#noborders
#noflags

2026-04-22 18:16:40 CEST

In the last 24 hours, Trump has said:
The war has been won
The war isn't over yet
The war hasn't lasted as long as World War Two
Nutcase

2026-04-21 20:02:59 CEST

If you feel you are being bullied in the workplace, you'd start keeping records.
Seems the hapless Robbins didn't

2026-04-21 09:07:55 CEST

Me at 9:00 am
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/441/428/218/758/207/original/62daaf52a2aacab0.mp4

2026-04-20 21:15:06 CEST

Schools in England would be forced to ban mobile phones under government plans.
Department for Education guidance already says phones shouldn't be allowed, but head teachers are able to ignore it if they disagree.
An amendment to the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill now proposes making it a legal requirement
A majority of 107 just passed it in the House of Lords

2026-04-20 17:10:10 CEST

Thornberry says we asked [Robbins] but we only got partial truth

2026-04-19 18:18:03 CEST

Protesters outside Israeli embassy in London condemn assault on Lebanon
https://aje.news/j8jnnr

2026-04-19 18:00:17 CEST

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@nprofile…ag68 any interaction of a human with an animal is always detrimental to the animal

2026-04-19 16:29:30 CEST

Proposed horse abuse in Canterbury #Kent
#animalrights
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/animal-rights-protest-planned-over-exploitative-horse-draw-339200/

2026-04-19 11:27:04 CEST

Liz Kendall is on #BBCLauraK with her "I'm so upset face" saying "why wasn't the Prime Minister told. That's at the heart of the problem"
It's nonsense 🙄

2026-04-18 22:04:40 CEST

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@nprofile…ky53
It's all down to Penis envy
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/427/497/392/894/667/original/93a901dfffee6dd2.mp4

2026-04-18 22:00:37 CEST

I knew it ! Ginger girls are the hottest!
Now, it has been proven!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/16/red-hair-gene-favoured-natural-selection-study

2026-04-18 20:39:54 CEST

Let me get this straight. I am English bear with me. ....
Trump is only able to declare war through Congress
He has 'attacked' Iran in a wholly unprovoked manner, killing 4 thousand ppl
He is now claiming that he has solved 10 wars because he has stopped attacking Iran, in much the same way I can stop my tap from dripping by turning it off
But he can't call it a war because Congress won't let him call it a war
It must be difficult being inside his head with all those paradoxes

2026-04-17 19:36:12 CEST

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@nprofile…geks why?

2026-04-17 18:54:21 CEST

This is WHY we hate The Labour Party, Starmer, Morgan McSweeny
Get rid of all of this shit NOW
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV_rSmljpL1/?igsh=MXBzNGxiam9zNmllbQ==

2026-04-17 15:39:31 CEST

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@nprofile…wr4d I saw a few familiar faces. My friend gravelly Abdul.
Kim Johnson smiled at me and gave me the thumbs up.
About 100 members of the public made enthusiastic comments
I had someone call me a whore, which was a bit rude
All in all went well
On the 28th and 29th I am off to the Royal Courts of Justice to listen to Mahmood's appeal against #PalestineAction but I dare say I won't be able to follow all the details
Hru? What are you up to xx

2026-04-17 00:53:23 CEST

The Green rep on #BbcQuestionTime is very poor
#Polanski needs to step up here

2026-04-16 18:54:45 CEST

If Starmer misled Parliament, he will have to resign
It has come to light today that Mandelson failed his security vetting
BUT
On February 5, 2025, Keir Starmer defended Peter Mandelson's appointment as US Ambassador, stating to a journalist that Mandelson had undergone "intensive" security vetting which gave him "clearance for the role"
#toast

2026-04-16 08:07:10 CEST

Italy to stop sending arms to Israel because of Lebanon
Italy is the third-biggest arms exporter to Israel, according to figures from the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr71184ex91o

2026-04-15 22:50:56 CEST

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@nprofile…zzj8 tfg?
The fucking gonad?

2026-04-15 22:27:32 CEST

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@nprofile…4gcg
In the first nine months of 2025, the UK exported nearly £1 million in munitions to Israel, more than double the annual amount from previous years. As of July 2025, 347 export licenses remained active, with 167 classified for military use
This time period corresponded to Israel's most aggressive manovers in #Gaza
That can not be a coincidence

2026-04-15 22:10:43 CEST

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@nprofile…zpjg I am an optimistic person
Xx

2026-04-15 22:09:50 CEST

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@nprofile…ylm9 Israel is definitely buying them. The UK makes a lot of money selling armaments.

2026-04-15 21:59:40 CEST

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@nprofile…ky53 The British Press does not report on any of this. It's quite maddening.
Even if I send it Rupert Pearce or Luke Pollard, I won't get an answer.
My last 'email your MP' campaign - about extra judicial hanging of Palestinians - got 12 positive responses, but most out of 180 simply ignored me
It's literally the best way I can deal with this question is to pretend it does not exist seems to be the strategy

2026-04-15 20:35:15 CEST

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@nprofile…ky53 belies the claim that we don't send arms to Israel

2026-04-15 20:31:31 CEST

Belgium seizes arms shipment sent from Britain to Israel
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/belgium-seizes-arms-shipment-sent-britain-israel

2026-04-15 18:46:28 CEST

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@nprofile…ag68 sorry my post is not very good

2026-04-15 18:27:13 CEST

At the end of today's #PMQs Starmer was summoned by The Speaker
There was a lot of finger wagging and Starmer stormed out of The Chamber.
On March 8th The Speaker had to take Starmer to task for not answering questions. It seems today is more of the same as a public message was put out by the office of The Speaker saying the answer to a question should be contained within the the question

2026-04-15 17:28:50 CEST

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@nprofile…uc2m we got your back sis 😘

2026-04-15 17:26:40 CEST

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@nprofile…zyr9 thank you. I am such a ditz xx

2026-04-15 15:47:50 CEST

It now stands at 99,300 !!
Any CIS women on here who feel the same, please sign as you could help us get to 100k and present in parliament. If you can't sign, please share xx
"We fundamentally believe Trans inclusion is a gateway to rolling back wider rights for different communities and controlling women's bodies and rights"
#WomensRights
#trans
#transrights
https://notinourname.org.uk/
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/409/014/112/401/324/original/ff70924b8b7b61e4.jpg

2026-04-14 18:17:42 CEST

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@nprofile…geks we kinda think Sept
Off in summer to see his sister get married. That will be lovely
Fascinator time here we come !!!

2026-04-14 18:09:40 CEST

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@nprofile…geks thanks xxx

2026-04-14 16:03:41 CEST

I am divorced !
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/403/430/955/751/412/original/2c100f5b0574b77c.jpg

2026-04-14 09:22:55 CEST

#kcc
Reform UK had issued a leaflet ahead of May’s local elections last year, which claimed the party would “reduce waste and cut your taxes” – complete with a smiling picture of Nigel Farage. The party went on to secure a hefty majority.
#Farage was on Sky this morning saying he never promised to reduced to reduce council tax.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/401/842/275/675/257/original/be11e9fba4716fac.jpg

2026-04-13 23:02:53 CEST

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2/2
Wtaf
The CPS had Sam Corner held on remand for over 24 months, and when it comes to trial for this, they do not offer any evidence!
Whilst he stands to face the more serious charge of GBH, the way the CPS has behaved here can only be at the request of a higher authority
#PalestineAction

2026-04-13 16:36:25 CEST

Trump put this on his social media site last night.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/397/896/229/501/237/original/ff815095fa80e430.png

2026-04-13 12:32:27 CEST

Five water companies spent more than 32 million pounds on an appeal to raise the cost of your bill the Financial Times is reporting
Wonderful /s

2026-04-12 23:31:40 CEST

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@nprofile…pky2 @nprofile…fvgq well hopefully he won't veto stuff

2026-04-12 23:13:17 CEST

I won't pretend I am an expert on Hungarian constitutional law, but apparently, having a 2/3rds majority means some of the more pernicious measures of Orban can be swiftly undone by the new Prime Minister
Wonderful xxx

2026-04-12 22:57:44 CEST

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@nprofile…83z4 he lost by 2/3rds - no choice really xx

2026-04-12 22:48:15 CEST

I bet Trump and Putin are well annoyed tonight 🤣

2026-04-12 22:38:41 CEST

#Hungary2026
Orbán has conceded election victory after 16 years in power, with the opposition on course for a landslide win
Péter Magyar is set to be the country's new prime minister - with more than 80% of the votes counted, his party is set to win a massive majority in parliament
Record numbers turned out for an election which was seen as pivotal to the future of Hungary and Europe, and which delivers a blow to Orbán's close allies Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump

2026-04-12 19:57:48 CEST

The banning of slavery put many out of work, too
🙄
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/04/12/labour-trail-hunting-ban-risks-1000-jobs/

2026-04-12 12:40:29 CEST

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@nprofile…tt99 @nprofile…rhj3 Hamas probably only executed traitors too but, as said this is a red herring and irrelevant to the conversation and is distraction

2026-04-12 12:01:57 CEST

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@nprofile…rhj3 and Israel should be freed Otzma Yehudit and Religious Zionism, yes?

2026-04-12 11:13:41 CEST

The #Israeli bastards are destroying entire villages and towns turning everying to dust as if had never been there.
This is exactly what they did in Northern #Gaza where the names of places are all that remains
Indeed, under the cover of journalistic blackout thermobibaric devices extinguished concrete and all human and organic life
And now they are doing the same in #Lebanon
STOP THEM !
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/12/how-israeli-offensive-destroyed-entire-villages-in-lebanon

2026-04-12 11:03:13 CEST

Get Orban OUT !
#hungary2026

2026-04-12 10:08:58 CEST

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@nprofile…425c They strip searched me after I quoted PACE regulation s that said they had a duty of care to provide my medication. The only thing I carried in my handbag was a doctor's letter abut my Dystonia and all the medication I required and a note about the Police and Criminal Evidence Act of 1984
And my lippy of course in case they did mug shots 😅🤣😅🤣😂

2026-04-12 10:00:14 CEST

Does anyone know more about this?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/11/man-arrested-for-allegedly-damaging-us-military-aircraft-in-shannon-airport

2026-04-12 01:58:32 CEST

More than 500 people have been arrested during a mass protest in central London against the ban on #PalestineAction, the Metropolitan Police said
Those arressted included a svelte and sophisticated nubile lady from Sevenoaks who, when led away, was heard to say, "You'll never take me alive copper. "
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-11/87-year-old-among-523-people-arrested-at-protest-against-palestine-action-ban

2026-04-11 23:26:25 CEST

Look at this evil terrorist being taken away!
We can all sleep safely in our beds now!
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/388/181/001/879/517/original/9c50c130e9824f5a.mp4

2026-04-10 14:08:50 CEST

#Cliftonville figures
Why are these important?
Rob Yates (Green) 2068 ELECTED
Marc Rattigan (Reform) 1767
Joanne Bright (Labour) 557
Charlie Leys (Conservative) 811
Dr. Mo Shafaei (Lib Dem) 63
Lucy Gray (Ind) 68
b/c Thanet SHOULD be strong and easy hold for Reform. Today's result represents a rejection of Labour and a transfer of vote to #Green as being the correct opposition
"We are here to replace you" Polanski

2026-04-10 13:30:51 CEST

THE GREEN PARTY HAVE WON CLIFTONVILLE!!!
this is huge

2026-04-10 12:55:04 CEST

Live result of #Cliftonville streamed on this page xxx
Go #Green
https://theisleofthanetnews.com/2026/04/10/kent-county-council-cliftonville-division-by-election-count-and-result-live/

2026-04-09 23:29:17 CEST

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@nprofile…nl0g @nprofile…g8z8 we are van der graff freaks - so no xx
I actually got told off today for screaming whilst my fiancé was trying to work
More than funny
😅

2026-04-09 22:43:08 CEST

"That premature ejaculation should not be happening" said Britain's most useless man
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/376/677/823/828/267/original/e9f6a31517cc1fde.png

2026-04-09 22:01:55 CEST

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@nprofile…re9w ..... and the Hamish has just slid out from his natural eiderdown habitat to a less comfortable environment of the kitchen where his partner has prepared burnt toast and marmalade in a ritual offering .....

2026-04-09 21:54:29 CEST

David Attenborough is going to be 100 on May 8th
Woo Woo
The BBC should run a whole day devoted to him
I am not wrong am I
Xx

2026-04-09 17:35:31 CEST

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@nprofile…g8z8 That bit in Man - erg
before box press our dreams
i make the funny noises out of each side of my mout
bad bad bad bad >>>>>
<<<<<< bad bad bad bad
der der er er
greasy machindery slides down our rails
young mind and bodies box press
Man-erg is an anagram for German
nazi salutes on the inner sleeve
lool

2026-04-09 16:35:26 CEST

Ex Conservative councillor who defected to Reform 2 weeks ago now running in Thanet by-election
He joined Reform UK in February after leaving the Conservative Party
#Cliftonville
https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/ex-conservative-councillor-who-defected-10855843

2026-04-09 16:03:27 CEST

A reply from an MP
Dear Geraldine,
Thank you for your email and for sharing your concerns.
I understand how strongly you feel about the issues you’ve raised, particularly around human rights and the UK’s role. These are serious matters, and it is important they are approached with care, with full regard to international law and the need for a lasting peace.
1/2

2026-04-09 15:04:31 CEST

15 ships a day, and they all have to pay a toll
It's a bit like Dartford!
Stupid Trump

2026-04-09 14:55:40 CEST

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@nprofile…x0tx ty
When I first joined Mastodon, almost every person I encountered was super smart in one way or another - had great specialised knowledge in a particular something.
To encounter a fool who says there is no difference between Lebensraumn and Buffer Zones and its "semantic hair-splitting" really grinds my gears 😑
Xx

2026-04-09 14:02:24 CEST

I hate sanctimonious fucjers more than anything
Thought I had done with that when I left the other place
GRRRRRRRRR

2026-04-09 13:57:29 CEST

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@nprofile…q3df
He was saying they were the same thing !
Fucking idiot

2026-04-09 13:22:23 CEST

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@nprofile…g8z8 I was thinking about that in terms of Trump
"Complaining tongues are stilled
A thousand mouths are filled with rusting metal
Your face a shade of green
Somehow, you try to speak through all the garbage in your mouth"
A shade of orange perhaps xxx

2026-04-09 13:19:29 CEST

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@nprofile…j49g
To make plain:
If you set out with the intention to extend your frontier for your people to live, that is LR
Examples
Nazis in Ukraine
Zionists in West Bank
If you set out with the intention to extend your frontier for your homeland to be more secure, that is BZ
Examples
Soviet Controlled countries post Ww2
Golan Heights
The two are not interchangeable

2026-04-09 13:03:00 CEST

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@nprofile…q3df Lebensraumn is not the same concept xxx

2026-04-09 11:58:57 CEST

Israel requiring extra territory around its homeland, like the Golan Heights and Southern Lebanon, is the same sort of demand Stalin asked for with Poland, Hungary, Czechslovakia, Romania et al at Potsdam

2026-04-09 10:54:47 CEST

Priti Patel said today that "we need to go back to the root cause of this. We know that Iran destabilises other countries in the Middle East."
The USA has attacked:
Iraq
Syria
Yemen
Afghanistan
Iran
Libya
Pakistan
Israel has attacked:
Egypt
Jordan
Syria
Lebanon
Iraq
Iran
Yemen
Qatar

2026-04-09 10:18:25 CEST

Here is a write-up of the recent visit to #Cliftonville by Zack #Polanski, where a crucial #KCC by election is taking place today
#VoteGreen
Xx
@nprofile…6pn0
https://theisleofthanetnews.com/2026/04/08/green-party-leader-zack-polanski-arrives-in-margate-on-eve-of-kcc-cliftonville-division-by-election/

2026-04-08 19:30:29 CEST

One of the world’s largest insurance companies is suing six people alleged to have taken part in #PalestineAction protests against the company.
Allianz is seeking damages of almost £300,000 for protests at its UK offices in October 2024 and March 2025
This is really rather bad news.
Notwithstanding the burden of proof being substantially lower in a civil case, should Allianz win, then the six defendants will be broke for the rest of their lives.

2026-04-08 19:16:54 CEST

#Israel’s public broadcaster KAN, which participates in Eurovision, has repeatedly justified and incited the genocide of Palestinian. Last month it featured a ghoulish video of Israeli children singing “we will annihilate them all [Palestinians in #Gaza].” 
This is who the European Broadcasting Union, and all the artists who perform in Eurovision, are choosing to stand alongside.
The United Kingdom and no other country should have any dealings with this bastardy until they are kicked out.

2026-04-08 19:09:16 CEST

An MP replies
Dear Geraldine,
Thanks for getting in touch to express your anguish at the recently passed law permitting the death penalty for Palestinians ......
.....
It is clear that further sustained pressure is needed by the international community to deter these actions. I have frequently pressed the government on this and will continue to do so, bearing in mind all the concerns you have raised.
Best wishes,
Scott
Dr Scott Arthur
Member of Parliament for Edinburgh South West

2026-04-08 10:16:32 CEST

I gotta a £50 M&S voucher for Christmas. I think today is a good day to blow it on something
Xxx

2026-04-08 09:27:14 CEST

Am I alive?

2026-04-08 00:04:42 CEST

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@nprofile…x0tx @nprofile…f5td are you confident in your knowledge
Please excuse me xxx

2026-04-07 23:51:38 CEST

A very large plane was filmed leaving RAF Lakenheath at 16:01 earlier today
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/365/630/508/287/732/original/30a3f5564f93eba5.mp4

2026-04-07 19:05:49 CEST

Where the fuck is Starmer!!!

2026-04-07 17:43:02 CEST

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@nprofile…e29a is it the Nun's tale where she sticks her bum out the window ?

2026-04-07 17:19:40 CEST

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@nprofile…e29a or this
https://youtu.be/UZhR7_gdwaw

2026-04-07 16:35:56 CEST

Right, I'm not going to lie.
I am a little bit worried
I don't mean very, but just a little bit

2026-04-07 16:34:03 CEST

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@nprofile…dmnk I thought you were a man?

2026-04-07 15:49:41 CEST

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@nprofile…dmnk I might watch it from under the covers with my thermo-nuclear, lead-lined nightdress on just in case

2026-04-07 15:44:50 CEST

In 250 years, the USA has learned how to commit genocide
"A whole civilisation will die tonight" Trump

2026-04-07 14:10:27 CEST

I am not sure what to do tonight wheter I should stay up late and see the destruction of Earth or wait until tomorrow and watch it on catch-up
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/363/347/909/597/552/original/198a9b2ba5b06891.jpg

2026-04-07 13:44:39 CEST

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@nprofile…nl0g I am not worried about nuclear war, are you?
I am not worried about the mental fragility of the president, are you?

2026-04-07 11:09:52 CEST

Orbán OUT !
#Hungary2026