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Released on November 27th 1981, Don't You Want Me sold over 1.5 million copies in the UK, followed by enormous successes in the US a few months later. The success of the song was solely responsible for saving Richard Branson’s Virgin record label from bankruptcy
So now you know who was to blame xxx

2026-04-24 15:19:57 CEST

"I want Reform to get absolutely pumped in this election," says Anwar Sawar to much applause and laughter on last night's #BbcQuestionTime

2026-04-22 18:16:40 CEST

In the last 24 hours, Trump has said:
The war has been won
The war isn't over yet
The war hasn't lasted as long as World War Two
Nutcase

2026-04-20 21:15:06 CEST

Schools in England would be forced to ban mobile phones under government plans.
Department for Education guidance already says phones shouldn't be allowed, but head teachers are able to ignore it if they disagree.
An amendment to the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill now proposes making it a legal requirement
A majority of 107 just passed it in the House of Lords

2026-04-19 18:18:03 CEST

Protesters outside Israeli embassy in London condemn assault on Lebanon
https://aje.news/j8jnnr

2026-04-19 18:00:17 CEST

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@nprofile…ag68 any interaction of a human with an animal is always detrimental to the animal

2026-04-19 16:29:30 CEST

Proposed horse abuse in Canterbury #Kent
#animalrights
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/animal-rights-protest-planned-over-exploitative-horse-draw-339200/

2026-04-19 11:27:04 CEST

Liz Kendall is on #BBCLauraK with her "I'm so upset face" saying "why wasn't the Prime Minister told. That's at the heart of the problem"
It's nonsense 🙄

2026-04-18 22:04:40 CEST

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@nprofile…ky53
It's all down to Penis envy
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/427/497/392/894/667/original/93a901dfffee6dd2.mp4

2026-04-18 20:39:54 CEST

Let me get this straight. I am English bear with me. ....
Trump is only able to declare war through Congress
He has 'attacked' Iran in a wholly unprovoked manner, killing 4 thousand ppl
He is now claiming that he has solved 10 wars because he has stopped attacking Iran, in much the same way I can stop my tap from dripping by turning it off
But he can't call it a war because Congress won't let him call it a war
It must be difficult being inside his head with all those paradoxes

2026-04-17 15:39:31 CEST

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@nprofile…wr4d I saw a few familiar faces. My friend gravelly Abdul.
Kim Johnson smiled at me and gave me the thumbs up.
About 100 members of the public made enthusiastic comments
I had someone call me a whore, which was a bit rude
All in all went well
On the 28th and 29th I am off to the Royal Courts of Justice to listen to Mahmood's appeal against #PalestineAction but I dare say I won't be able to follow all the details
Hru? What are you up to xx

2026-04-17 00:53:23 CEST

The Green rep on #BbcQuestionTime is very poor
#Polanski needs to step up here

2026-04-16 18:54:45 CEST

If Starmer misled Parliament, he will have to resign
It has come to light today that Mandelson failed his security vetting
BUT
On February 5, 2025, Keir Starmer defended Peter Mandelson's appointment as US Ambassador, stating to a journalist that Mandelson had undergone "intensive" security vetting which gave him "clearance for the role"
#toast

2026-04-16 08:07:10 CEST

Italy to stop sending arms to Israel because of Lebanon
Italy is the third-biggest arms exporter to Israel, according to figures from the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr71184ex91o

2026-04-15 22:50:56 CEST

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@nprofile…zzj8 tfg?
The fucking gonad?

2026-04-15 22:27:32 CEST

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@nprofile…4gcg
In the first nine months of 2025, the UK exported nearly £1 million in munitions to Israel, more than double the annual amount from previous years. As of July 2025, 347 export licenses remained active, with 167 classified for military use
This time period corresponded to Israel's most aggressive manovers in #Gaza
That can not be a coincidence

2026-04-15 22:10:43 CEST

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@nprofile…zpjg I am an optimistic person
Xx

2026-04-15 21:59:40 CEST

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@nprofile…ky53 The British Press does not report on any of this. It's quite maddening.
Even if I send it Rupert Pearce or Luke Pollard, I won't get an answer.
My last 'email your MP' campaign - about extra judicial hanging of Palestinians - got 12 positive responses, but most out of 180 simply ignored me
It's literally the best way I can deal with this question is to pretend it does not exist seems to be the strategy

2026-04-15 20:31:31 CEST

Belgium seizes arms shipment sent from Britain to Israel
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/belgium-seizes-arms-shipment-sent-britain-israel

2026-04-15 18:46:28 CEST

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@nprofile…ag68 sorry my post is not very good

2026-04-15 17:28:50 CEST

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@nprofile…uc2m we got your back sis 😘

2026-04-15 17:26:40 CEST

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@nprofile…zyr9 thank you. I am such a ditz xx

2026-04-14 09:22:55 CEST

#kcc
Reform UK had issued a leaflet ahead of May’s local elections last year, which claimed the party would “reduce waste and cut your taxes” – complete with a smiling picture of Nigel Farage. The party went on to secure a hefty majority.
#Farage was on Sky this morning saying he never promised to reduced to reduce council tax.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/401/842/275/675/257/original/be11e9fba4716fac.jpg

2026-04-13 16:36:25 CEST

Trump put this on his social media site last night.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/397/896/229/501/237/original/ff815095fa80e430.png

2026-04-12 22:57:44 CEST

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@nprofile…83z4 he lost by 2/3rds - no choice really xx

2026-04-12 22:48:15 CEST

I bet Trump and Putin are well annoyed tonight 🤣

2026-04-12 19:57:48 CEST

The banning of slavery put many out of work, too
🙄
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/04/12/labour-trail-hunting-ban-risks-1000-jobs/

2026-04-12 12:40:29 CEST

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@nprofile…tt99 @nprofile…rhj3 Hamas probably only executed traitors too but, as said this is a red herring and irrelevant to the conversation and is distraction

2026-04-12 12:01:57 CEST

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@nprofile…rhj3 and Israel should be freed Otzma Yehudit and Religious Zionism, yes?

2026-04-12 11:13:41 CEST

The #Israeli bastards are destroying entire villages and towns turning everying to dust as if had never been there.
This is exactly what they did in Northern #Gaza where the names of places are all that remains
Indeed, under the cover of journalistic blackout thermobibaric devices extinguished concrete and all human and organic life
And now they are doing the same in #Lebanon
STOP THEM !
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/12/how-israeli-offensive-destroyed-entire-villages-in-lebanon

2026-04-12 10:08:58 CEST

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@nprofile…425c They strip searched me after I quoted PACE regulation s that said they had a duty of care to provide my medication. The only thing I carried in my handbag was a doctor's letter abut my Dystonia and all the medication I required and a note about the Police and Criminal Evidence Act of 1984
And my lippy of course in case they did mug shots 😅🤣😅🤣😂

2026-04-12 10:00:14 CEST

Does anyone know more about this?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/11/man-arrested-for-allegedly-damaging-us-military-aircraft-in-shannon-airport

2026-04-12 01:58:32 CEST

More than 500 people have been arrested during a mass protest in central London against the ban on #PalestineAction, the Metropolitan Police said
Those arressted included a svelte and sophisticated nubile lady from Sevenoaks who, when led away, was heard to say, "You'll never take me alive copper. "
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-11/87-year-old-among-523-people-arrested-at-protest-against-palestine-action-ban

2026-04-10 14:08:50 CEST

#Cliftonville figures
Why are these important?
Rob Yates (Green) 2068 ELECTED
Marc Rattigan (Reform) 1767
Joanne Bright (Labour) 557
Charlie Leys (Conservative) 811
Dr. Mo Shafaei (Lib Dem) 63
Lucy Gray (Ind) 68
b/c Thanet SHOULD be strong and easy hold for Reform. Today's result represents a rejection of Labour and a transfer of vote to #Green as being the correct opposition
"We are here to replace you" Polanski

2026-04-10 13:30:51 CEST

THE GREEN PARTY HAVE WON CLIFTONVILLE!!!
this is huge

2026-04-10 12:55:04 CEST

Live result of #Cliftonville streamed on this page xxx
Go #Green
https://theisleofthanetnews.com/2026/04/10/kent-county-council-cliftonville-division-by-election-count-and-result-live/

2026-04-09 22:43:08 CEST

"That premature ejaculation should not be happening" said Britain's most useless man
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/376/677/823/828/267/original/e9f6a31517cc1fde.png

2026-04-09 17:35:31 CEST

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@nprofile…g8z8 That bit in Man - erg
before box press our dreams
i make the funny noises out of each side of my mout
bad bad bad bad >>>>>
<<<<<< bad bad bad bad
der der er er
greasy machindery slides down our rails
young mind and bodies box press
Man-erg is an anagram for German
nazi salutes on the inner sleeve
lool

2026-04-09 16:35:26 CEST

Ex Conservative councillor who defected to Reform 2 weeks ago now running in Thanet by-election
He joined Reform UK in February after leaving the Conservative Party
#Cliftonville
https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/ex-conservative-councillor-who-defected-10855843

2026-04-09 16:03:27 CEST

A reply from an MP
Dear Geraldine,
Thank you for your email and for sharing your concerns.
I understand how strongly you feel about the issues you’ve raised, particularly around human rights and the UK’s role. These are serious matters, and it is important they are approached with care, with full regard to international law and the need for a lasting peace.
1/2

2026-04-09 14:55:40 CEST

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@nprofile…x0tx ty
When I first joined Mastodon, almost every person I encountered was super smart in one way or another - had great specialised knowledge in a particular something.
To encounter a fool who says there is no difference between Lebensraumn and Buffer Zones and its "semantic hair-splitting" really grinds my gears 😑
Xx

2026-04-09 14:02:24 CEST

I hate sanctimonious fucjers more than anything
Thought I had done with that when I left the other place
GRRRRRRRRR

2026-04-09 13:57:29 CEST

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@nprofile…q3df
He was saying they were the same thing !
Fucking idiot

2026-04-09 13:19:29 CEST

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@nprofile…j49g
To make plain:
If you set out with the intention to extend your frontier for your people to live, that is LR
Examples
Nazis in Ukraine
Zionists in West Bank
If you set out with the intention to extend your frontier for your homeland to be more secure, that is BZ
Examples
Soviet Controlled countries post Ww2
Golan Heights
The two are not interchangeable

2026-04-09 13:03:00 CEST

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@nprofile…q3df Lebensraumn is not the same concept xxx

2026-04-09 11:58:57 CEST

Israel requiring extra territory around its homeland, like the Golan Heights and Southern Lebanon, is the same sort of demand Stalin asked for with Poland, Hungary, Czechslovakia, Romania et al at Potsdam

2026-04-09 10:54:47 CEST

Priti Patel said today that "we need to go back to the root cause of this. We know that Iran destabilises other countries in the Middle East."
The USA has attacked:
Iraq
Syria
Yemen
Afghanistan
Iran
Libya
Pakistan
Israel has attacked:
Egypt
Jordan
Syria
Lebanon
Iraq
Iran
Yemen
Qatar

2026-04-09 10:18:25 CEST

Here is a write-up of the recent visit to #Cliftonville by Zack #Polanski, where a crucial #KCC by election is taking place today
#VoteGreen
Xx
@nprofile…6pn0
https://theisleofthanetnews.com/2026/04/08/green-party-leader-zack-polanski-arrives-in-margate-on-eve-of-kcc-cliftonville-division-by-election/

2026-04-08 19:30:29 CEST

One of the world’s largest insurance companies is suing six people alleged to have taken part in #PalestineAction protests against the company.
Allianz is seeking damages of almost £300,000 for protests at its UK offices in October 2024 and March 2025
This is really rather bad news.
Notwithstanding the burden of proof being substantially lower in a civil case, should Allianz win, then the six defendants will be broke for the rest of their lives.

2026-04-08 19:16:54 CEST

#Israel’s public broadcaster KAN, which participates in Eurovision, has repeatedly justified and incited the genocide of Palestinian. Last month it featured a ghoulish video of Israeli children singing “we will annihilate them all [Palestinians in #Gaza].” 
This is who the European Broadcasting Union, and all the artists who perform in Eurovision, are choosing to stand alongside.
The United Kingdom and no other country should have any dealings with this bastardy until they are kicked out.

2026-04-08 19:09:16 CEST

An MP replies
Dear Geraldine,
Thanks for getting in touch to express your anguish at the recently passed law permitting the death penalty for Palestinians ......
.....
It is clear that further sustained pressure is needed by the international community to deter these actions. I have frequently pressed the government on this and will continue to do so, bearing in mind all the concerns you have raised.
Best wishes,
Scott
Dr Scott Arthur
Member of Parliament for Edinburgh South West

2026-04-08 10:16:32 CEST

I gotta a £50 M&S voucher for Christmas. I think today is a good day to blow it on something
Xxx

2026-04-08 09:27:14 CEST

Am I alive?

2026-04-08 00:04:42 CEST

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@nprofile…x0tx @nprofile…f5td are you confident in your knowledge
Please excuse me xxx

2026-04-07 19:05:49 CEST

Where the fuck is Starmer!!!

2026-04-07 16:35:56 CEST

Right, I'm not going to lie.
I am a little bit worried
I don't mean very, but just a little bit

2026-04-07 16:34:03 CEST

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@nprofile…dmnk I thought you were a man?

2026-04-07 15:49:41 CEST

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@nprofile…dmnk I might watch it from under the covers with my thermo-nuclear, lead-lined nightdress on just in case

2026-04-07 14:10:27 CEST

I am not sure what to do tonight wheter I should stay up late and see the destruction of Earth or wait until tomorrow and watch it on catch-up
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/363/347/909/597/552/original/198a9b2ba5b06891.jpg

2026-04-07 13:44:39 CEST

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@nprofile…nl0g I am not worried about nuclear war, are you?
I am not worried about the mental fragility of the president, are you?

2026-04-07 11:09:52 CEST

Orbán OUT !
#Hungary2026

2026-04-06 23:55:56 CEST

1 am Wednesday morning BST
Is the time when the final deadline runs out
(But don't worry, he will extend it again ....)
#taco

2026-04-06 20:24:03 CEST

So those 4 astronauts will be out of contact with Earth for 40 minutes
How blissful

2026-04-06 18:41:23 CEST

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@nprofile…vscm Dress up in gorilla outfits like Planet of the Apes

2026-04-06 13:36:03 CEST

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@nprofile…wr4d Foxtrot is

2026-04-06 13:33:58 CEST

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@nprofile…dz8h Affinity Flying Training Services Limited (Affinity), which provides aircraft for the UK Military Flying Training System (UKMFTS) and is located at RAF Cranwell, is a specialized company, but a single owner is not named in the provided search snippets. It operates as a private limited company
Can you provide some details please from your side xxx

2026-04-06 13:17:55 CEST

Even the album sounds a bit tired ....
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/357/479/556/437/623/original/0b35380b679c2545.png

2026-04-06 12:30:47 CEST

The far side of the moon was mapped by the Russians in October 1959
I can't imagine it has changed that much.
They say they are searching for water at the south pole of the Moon, sufficient for man to live there.
It's nonsense, isn't it?

2026-04-05 18:25:55 CEST

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@nprofile…zaxj No idea

2026-04-05 18:21:37 CEST

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@nprofile…p560 My spelling is dreadful xxx

2026-04-05 18:04:49 CEST

Trump has changed the deadline from tomorrow to Tuesday
#TACO

2026-04-05 16:18:23 CEST

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@nprofile…ag68
The Book of the tales of Caunterbury xxx

2026-04-05 16:10:02 CEST

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licóur
Of which vertú engendred is the flour;
Get planting!
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/352/486/344/497/763/original/d78e38d8769acbdd.jpg

2026-04-05 16:01:55 CEST

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@nprofile…p560 You say Tomato I say Tormato. Let's call the whole thing off, Yes?
xx
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/352/460/318/447/462/original/c92abaeda8d917e4.png

2026-04-05 15:36:15 CEST

#PalesteinAction
Seven people have just been arrested at Lakenheath Peace Camp under the Terrorism Act while wearing tabards with individual words written on them. The group known as Unity Against Genocide is a unified campaign made up of people from all faiths and none. Incredibly, the group carried out the same action at the Supreme Court in February this year without arrest. When combined, their tabards read “We oppose genocide, we support Palestine Action"

2026-04-05 13:54:10 CEST

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@nprofile…dz8h good grief John, Elbit are a manufacturer they don't maintain planes
We are destroying their means of production
Xx

2026-04-04 23:33:21 CEST

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@nprofile…m0hz boom tish !

2026-04-04 20:37:19 CEST

Hundreds of England’s most threatened native wildlife are to be protected from extinction, thanks to the largest ever funding for threatened species
The government will invest £60mill over the next 3yrs – more than double the previous round of funding – into the Species Recovery Programme, marking the largest ever government investment in directly supporting threatened species. A further £30mill will be dedicated to fund species recovery on the national forest estate
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/largest-ever-government-investment-in-threatened-species-recovery

2026-04-04 13:36:49 CEST

#Reform, it's a personality cult, isn't it?
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/346/224/332/717/668/original/3e29a91cc519f82f.png

2026-04-04 12:28:07 CEST

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@nprofile…dz8h I have changed the mind of a British MP
#PalestineAction has caused Contract Cancellations: In Jan 26, they blocked a £2bill military contract for Elbit following a 73-day hunger strike by imprisoned activists
Site Closures: Their campaigns forced the permanent closure of Elbit’s headquarters in London (2022) and a factory in Oldham (2022)
Operational Disruption: Frequent occupations and sabotage have caused millions in damages and significant delays to the production and export

2026-04-03 20:32:28 CEST

2112 was released 59 years ago today
And the meek have still not inherited the Earth
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/342/199/704/539/853/original/0d38c84135f2c3ba.jpg

2026-04-03 19:47:56 CEST

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@nprofile…zyr9 surely that's just imprisonment. It doesn't not matter if they have better life in captivity, they are still imprisoned. I have similar feelings about zoos - but let's not move off the point xx

2026-04-03 17:36:12 CEST

Trump is going to write a post on his social media site, which will say something like
IRAN MUST release Alll pilots immediately else there be destruction in major CITIES AND TOWNS and factories and other places where things are. Thank you for attending to the election to this MIDTERMS matter President Donald JOHN gas

2026-04-03 17:09:46 CEST

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@nprofile…zyr9 no xxx

2026-04-03 17:06:38 CEST

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@nprofile…h2y0 could it be true to say that under his administration funding was cut?

2026-04-03 16:29:03 CEST

#animals
Eating lamb at #Easter is a traditional but ironic way to celebrate a holiday that’s all about new life. Because how do we humans celebrate new life? By eating it.
Dating back to ancient times, the egg symbolised new life and fertility. Like with lambs, it’s ironic that the consumption of eggs actually prevents new life from being born.
In natural conditions, a mother would take great care of her unhatched eggs, using a special call to communicate with the chicks inside
/1

2026-04-03 12:55:31 CEST

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@nprofile…dz8h May I ask what you have done this week to help Palestine?

2026-04-03 12:53:13 CEST

The bulk of Artemis funding comes from the US federal budget allocated to NASA. The agency's annual funding—approved by Congress—directly finances development, testing, and missions like Artemis II. This makes American taxpayers the primary financial backers of the mission
The Obama administration cut NASA's planetary-sciences budget by 20 percent in 2013
Why do you think he did this?

2026-04-03 01:24:40 CEST

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@nprofile…p227 just imagine 1,009 adults rushing into BP and closing it down?

2026-04-03 01:17:52 CEST

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@nprofile…p227 link up crime people running into big shops and stealing

2026-04-03 01:12:30 CEST

Link Up crime
Is this the beginning of ppl saying we ain't taking this shjt. ?

2026-04-03 01:07:56 CEST

I can't help but think of Anne Frank
I'm so sorry, but thus does so much remind me of this this
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/337/619/331/417/972/original/2f260fe4767e8d14.png

2026-04-02 21:02:40 CEST

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@nprofile…dz8h The British Public are made aware, so I disagree xx

2026-04-02 19:49:32 CEST

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@nprofile…x2kv correct, and it will mean nothing because she will be a nobody

2026-04-02 19:11:09 CEST

How is destroying a major bridge in Iran useful in advancing diplomatic negotiations?
There is a school of thought that would describe the destruction of civilian infrastructure as a war crime.

2026-04-02 18:36:36 CEST

King Charles and Queen Camilla celebrated Maundy Thursday this morning at St. Asaph Cathedral, the UK’s smallest ancient cathedral
BUT
Across from the church during the service, “Not My King” protestors were visible with large banners and signs
Republic, who organised the protest, have indicated that this is how it is going to be for the monarchy until it is abolished
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/336/068/229/151/738/original/4fdd612c720aee29.jpg

2026-04-02 18:02:14 CEST

Demo for #Palestine Prisioners in Canterbury #Kent tomorrow xx
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/335/932/201/827/383/original/dc023a8e3f13e388.jpg

2026-04-02 00:29:53 CEST

Fergal Sharkey explains to Zack #Polanski how the UK can extricate itself from the capitalist mess of water ownership
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdfP3Biqgd/?igsh=MWV4aHU0OGNhajd1cQ==