Flanders

❯ ss -ltn
State Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address:Port Peer Address:Port
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.1:10009 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.53%lo:53 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 0.0.0.0:5355 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.1:8080 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.54:53 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 50 *:1716 *:*
LISTEN 0 4096 [::]:5355 [::]:*
~
❯ ss -ltn
State Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address:Port Peer Address:Port
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.53%lo:53 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 0.0.0.0:5355 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 4096 127.0.0.54:53 0.0.0.0:*
LISTEN 0 50 *:1716 *:*
LISTEN 0 4096 [::]:5355 [::]:*
~
❯

2026-03-27 23:47:15 CET

ar 27 23:44:12 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: Started LND Service.
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.879 [INF] LTND: Version Info rev=848b72 version=0.20.1-beta commit=v0.20.1-beta debuglevel=production logging=info
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.889 [INF] LTND: Network Info rev=848b72 active_chain=Bitcoin network=mainnet
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.900 [INF] RPCS: RPC server listening on 127.0.0.1:10009
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.941 [INF] RPCS: gRPC proxy started at 127.0.0.1:8080
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.944 [INF] LTND: Opening the main database, this might take a few minutes...
Mar 27 23:44:13 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:13.945 [INF] LTND: Opening bbolt database, sync_freelist=false, auto_compact=false
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.556 [INF] LTND: Creating local graph and channel state DB instances
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.563 [INF] CHDB: Checking for schema update: latest_version=33, db_version=33
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.563 [INF] CHDB: Applying 2 optional migrations
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.563 [INF] CHDB: Checking for optional update: name=prune_revocation_log
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.563 [INF] CHDB: Checking for optional update: name=gc_decayed_log
Mar 27 23:44:54 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:44:54.597 [INF] LTND: Database(s) now open (time_to_open=40.651778402s)!
Mar 27 23:45:01 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:45:01.753 [ERR] RPCS: [/lnrpc.Lightning/GetInfo]: waiting to start, RPC services not available
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:45:36.356 [ERR] LTND: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:45:36.357 [ERR] LTND: Shutting down due to error in main method rev=848b72 err="unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF"
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: 2026-03-27 23:45:36.365 [INF] LTND: Shutdown complete
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3132]: error creating wallet config: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: lnd.service: Main process exited, code=exited, status=1/FAILURE
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: lnd.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: lnd.service: Consumed 12.561s CPU time over 1min 23.462s wall clock time, 305.8M memory peak.
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: lnd.service: Scheduled restart job, restart counter is at 1.
Mar 27 23:45:36 cachyos-x8664 systemd[744]: Started LND Service.

2026-03-27 23:13:18 CET

I think the problem is
lnd
❯ file ~/.lnd/data/chain/bitcoin/mainnet/wallet.db
/home/user1/.lnd/data/chain/bitcoin/mainnet/wallet.db: BoltDB database
it is supposed to be 'Sqlite' no boltDB!!!

2026-03-27 22:37:01 CET

~/.lnd
❯ cat lnd.conf
bitcoin.mainnet=true
bitcoin.node=neutrino
neutrino.addpeer=neutrino.shock.network
neutrino.addpeer=asia.blixtwallet.com
neutrino.addpeer=europe.blixtwallet.com
neutrino.addpeer=btcd.lnolymp.us
neutrino.addpeer=btcd-mainnet.lightning.computer
fee.url=https://nodes.lightning.computer/fees/v1/btc-fee-estimates.json
~/.lnd

2026-03-27 22:35:24 CET

./lnd
2026-03-27 22:34:32.492 [INF] LTND: Version Info rev=848b72 version=0.20.1-beta commit=v0.20.1-beta debuglevel=production logging=info
2026-03-27 22:34:32.493 [INF] LTND: Network Info rev=848b72 active_chain=Bitcoin network=mainnet
2026-03-27 22:34:32.505 [INF] RPCS: RPC server listening on 127.0.0.1:10009
2026-03-27 22:34:32.535 [INF] RPCS: gRPC proxy started at 127.0.0.1:8080
2026-03-27 22:34:32.557 [INF] LTND: Opening the main database, this might take a few minutes...
2026-03-27 22:34:32.567 [INF] LTND: Opening bbolt database, sync_freelist=false, auto_compact=false
2026-03-27 22:34:32.918 [INF] LTND: Creating local graph and channel state DB instances
2026-03-27 22:34:32.963 [INF] CHDB: Checking for schema update: latest_version=33, db_version=33
2026-03-27 22:34:32.965 [INF] CHDB: Applying 2 optional migrations
2026-03-27 22:34:32.965 [INF] CHDB: Checking for optional update: name=prune_revocation_log
2026-03-27 22:34:32.965 [INF] CHDB: Checking for optional update: name=gc_decayed_log
2026-03-27 22:34:33.056 [INF] LTND: Database(s) now open (time_to_open=489.10164ms)!
2026-03-27 22:34:33.658 [ERR] LTND: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF
2026-03-27 22:34:33.658 [ERR] LTND: Shutting down due to error in main method rev=848b72 err="unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF"
2026-03-27 22:34:33.665 [INF] LTND: Shutdown complete
error creating wallet config: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF

2026-03-27 22:31:14 CET

lnd/lncli stop
[lncli] rpc error: code = Unavailable desc = connection error: desc = "transport: Error while dialing: dial tcp 127.0.0.1:10009: connect: connection refused"

2026-03-27 22:24:51 CET

ar 27 22:23:45 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3929]: 2026-03-27 22:23:45.887 [INF] LTND: Shutdown complete
Mar 27 22:23:45 cachyos-x8664 lnd[3929]: error creating wallet config: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF
Mar 27 22:23:45 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Main process exited, code=exited, status=1/FAILURE
Mar 27 22:23:45 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
Mar 27 22:23:45 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Consumed 649ms CPU time over 1.037s wall clock time, 86.3M memory peak.
Mar 27 22:23:46 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Scheduled restart job, restart counter is at 6.
Mar 27 22:23:46 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Start request repeated too quickly.
Mar 27 22:23:46 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Failed with result 'start-limit-hit'.
Mar 27 22:23:46 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: Failed to start LND Service.
Mar 27 22:23:46 cachyos-x8664 systemd[753]: lnd.service: Consumed 649ms CPU time over 342ms wall clock time, 86.3M memory peak.

2026-03-27 08:35:17 CET

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2026-03-27 08:14:57 CET

https://my.shockwallet.app/home

2026-03-25 21:02:01 CET

https://image.nostr.build/98915dee16249b7d84d249f39c65f045389d1ba0577951fb948c569acfefad3e.png

2026-03-25 20:59:50 CET

https://image.nostr.build/73ca1ed9a2f1a70eab3c4ce1e5665c3743851dcef9476577707c92aeb9465ed8.png

2026-03-25 20:56:51 CET

~/lightning_pub
❯ ls
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20  .github
drwxr-xr-x - p 25 Mar 20:55 󱧼 build
drwxr-xr-x - p 21 Mar 21:15  bundler_events
drwxr-xr-x - p 25 Mar 16:12  logs
drwxr-xr-x - p 21 Mar 16:29  metric_cache
drwxr-xr-x - p 21 Mar 16:24  metric_events
drwxr-xr-x - p 21 Mar 16:23  node_modules
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20  proto
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20  scripts
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20 󰣞 src
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20  static
drwxr-xr-x - p 12 Mar 20:20  Umbrel
.rw-r--r-- 36 p 12 Mar 20:20  .dockerignore
.rw-r--r-- 383 p 12 Mar 20:20 󰊢 .gitignore
.rw-r--r-- 0 p 21 Mar 16:23  .installed_commit
.rw-r--r-- 64 p 21 Mar 16:24  .jwt_secret
.rw-r--r-- 64 p 21 Mar 16:31  .wallet_secret
.rw-r--r-- 20k p 12 Mar 20:20  accounting_layers.png
.rw-r--r-- 64 p 21 Mar 16:47  admin.npub
.rw-r--r-- 113 p 25 Mar 16:13  app.nprofile
.rw-r--r-- 8.3k p 12 Mar 20:20  datasource.js
.rw------- 262k p 25 Mar 16:38  db.sqlite
.rwxr-xr-x 2.6k p 12 Mar 20:20  decode.js
.rw-r--r-- 1.8k p 12 Mar 20:20  DOCKER.md
.rw-r--r-- 163 p 12 Mar 20:20  Dockerfile
.rw-r--r-- 4.4k p 12 Mar 20:20  env.example
.rw-r--r-- 187 p 12 Mar 20:20  genkey.js
.rw-r--r-- 35k p 12 Mar 20:20  LICENSE
.rw------- 45k p 21 Mar 16:24  metrics.sqlite
.rw-r--r-- 2.5k p 12 Mar 20:20  metricsDatasource.js
.rw-r--r-- 2.3k p 21 Mar 16:23  npm_install.log
.rw-r--r-- 469k p 12 Mar 20:20  one-liner.png
.rw-r--r-- 282k p 21 Mar 16:23  package-lock.json
.rw-r--r-- 3.5k p 12 Mar 20:20  package.json
.rw-r--r-- 26k p 12 Mar 20:20  pub_logo.png
.rw-r--r-- 15k p 12 Mar 20:20 󰂺 README.md
.rw-r--r-- 2.5k p 12 Mar 20:20 󰒃 SECURITY.md
.rw-r--r-- 6.8k p 12 Mar 20:20  tsconfig.json

2026-03-25 20:50:43 CET

#shockwallet tanked

2026-03-25 20:46:51 CET

Mar 25 20:20:55 cachyos-x8664 lnd[7245]: 2026-03-25 20:20:55.239 [INF] LTND: Shutdown complete
Mar 25 20:20:55 cachyos-x8664 lnd[7245]: error creating wallet config: unable to initialize neutrino backend: unable to create neutrino light client: EOF
Mar 25 20:20:55 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Main process exited, code=exited, status=1/FAILURE
Mar 25 20:20:55 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
Mar 25 20:20:55 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Consumed 755ms CPU time over 1.715s wall clock time, 78.2M memory peak.
Mar 25 20:20:56 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Scheduled restart job, restart counter is at 13.
Mar 25 20:20:56 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Start request repeated too quickly.
Mar 25 20:20:56 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Failed with result 'start-limit-hit'.
Mar 25 20:20:56 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: Failed to start LND Service.
Mar 25 20:20:56 cachyos-x8664 systemd[667]: lnd.service: Consumed 755ms CPU time over 963ms wall clock time, 78.2M memory peak.

2026-03-21 21:43:29 CET

I'm alive
#introduction