Low Quality Facts

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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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2026-08-31 00:14:24 UTC

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Like they always say, "when life gives you lemons, go home to rot in bed."

2026-08-30 23:42:58 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I'm Going Home to Rot in Bed" Bumper Magnet. "Baby on Board" doesn't do much for me. But I will drive extra cautiously to ensure a driver will get home safely so they can decompose in peace.
https://collabs.shop/vwju0e
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2026-08-02 22:09:33 UTC

I could never live there.
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2026-08-01 20:08:29 UTC

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so more of my adoring fans will congratulate me.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-07-26 13:58:09 UTC

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be a moron.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-07-24 13:34:55 UTC

The cannibal is screaming "Get me away from this rapist!"
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2026-07-22 23:50:23 UTC

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That includes Atheism. Atheists don't believe in Hell, but they do believe you'll somehow end up there if you drink decaf.

2026-07-22 22:38:37 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Before Decaf Sticker. Yes, you will go to Hell for drinking decaf. Every religion that has ever existed is very clear about this.
https://collabs.shop/xbtqyd
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2026-07-22 15:29:06 UTC

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Killer Whales did not get their name due to any violent tendencies, but rather because they can pull off some killer kickflips on a skateboard.

2026-07-22 14:45:19 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Killer Whale Pin. Despite the name, Killer Whales are relatively harmless. But this one is a Killer Killer Whale. He will happily stab you to death.
https://collabs.shop/kuzxvw
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2026-07-21 23:45:24 UTC

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Anyone who dares to say anything negative about mozzarella sticks will immediately be blocked and reported.

2026-07-20 16:12:34 UTC

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Floral Axolotl Pin. Look at him. Does his floral crown make him king of the axolotls? No. It serves no functional or symbolic purpose. It just looks nice.
https://collabs.shop/1ewagq
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2026-07-20 04:12:10 UTC

Crows are so smart.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/949/696/441/242/492/original/05bd03408bd9ffec.jpg

2026-07-17 04:20:14 UTC

Very impressive.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/932/732/036/457/322/original/8ce4d90b17a6379f.jpg

2026-07-16 20:17:45 UTC

Seems like an honest mistake.
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2026-07-15 04:01:09 UTC

It simply can't be done.
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2026-07-05 22:51:03 UTC

Harsh, but fair.
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2026-07-04 16:58:14 UTC

I wonder what happens at level eight.
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2026-07-04 04:36:42 UTC

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The illuminati may have been led by lizard people who wanted to harvest our organs, but at least they weren't stealing all out water to build more data centers.

2026-07-03 13:45:51 UTC

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
https://collabs.shop/rjefvi
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2026-06-29 04:05:55 UTC

Wow, that's a lot of calories.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/831/229/131/101/816/original/d2ed04b2421cf655.jpg

2026-06-26 12:25:53 UTC

This is why milk doesn't have any bones.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/814/077/810/990/252/original/c20b441473180b2b.jpg

2026-06-22 19:05:44 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Tribit Bluetooth Shower Speaker. True audiophiles know the shower is the optimal place to listen to music. Sound reflects off the water droplets to create a more atmospheric effect, and the vocals are purified by the hot steam.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJR6RTS?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8_1782151881471
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2026-06-16 16:13:03 UTC

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The roly-poly bug is the Keanu Reeves of bugs. It can do no wrong.

2026-06-16 15:41:48 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Roly-Poly Pin. What's that you say, you hate bugs? Wrong. No you don't. Not all bugs. You don't hate the roly-poly bug. You love the roly-poly bug. Everyone loves the roly-poly bug.
https://collabs.shop/ocr8ms
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2026-06-11 15:39:48 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Saturn Blanket. Some of you might be too young to remember this, but in 1961 Saturn crashed into the Pacific Ocean. The United States and Russia competed to fish the submerged planet out first, in what became known as the Space Race.
https://collabs.shop/whcepf
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2026-06-05 21:28:47 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.
Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?
https://collabs.shop/oocdhv
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2026-06-05 13:33:04 UTC

Wow, that's so interesting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/697/490/071/746/522/original/5423804d58c41fc9.jpg

2026-06-05 04:07:47 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/695/284/307/200/431/original/0e5194ad0a527ae3.jpg

2026-06-03 15:37:24 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/3lg2pb
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2026-05-29 13:21:59 UTC

If you do not have a life insurance policy, all of your money and possessions will be given to the first person to touch your corpse.

2026-05-26 14:49:01 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sisyphus Blanket. That poor guy looks like he's struggling to push that boulder. On the bright side, he'll be so relieved once he makes it to the top. Wouldn't want to have to do that again.
https://collabs.shop/sfbhhq
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2026-05-20 16:29:29 UTC

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In honor of Icarus, I am officially boycotting the sun. Please join me. We don't need it.

2026-05-20 12:27:43 UTC

I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money.

2026-05-11 21:18:28 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Candle Sticker. Burnt out on Monday, a pile of wax by Wednesday, burned down the house by Friday. Very relatable.
https://collabs.shop/jqknly
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2026-05-10 04:05:34 UTC

Very interesting.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/548/300/195/713/994/original/8578203fe803e4bc.jpg

2026-05-07 15:42:25 UTC

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

2026-04-22 14:34:02 UTC

Back in the day, you could go to any carnival and win a fully grown shark in a plastic bag. But you can't do that anymore, because of woke. So the best I can offer you is today's Low Quality Ad, this Pet Shark Pin.
https://collabs.shop/qlm24e
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2026-04-17 15:02:43 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dino Knight Pin. Sorry for posting something so historically inaccurate. Knights were actually barefoot when they rode their trusty T-Rex steeds, because the dinosaurs hated the feeling of metal boots clanking against their sides.
https://collabs.shop/hqovb5
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2026-04-16 14:56:14 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
https://collabs.shop/flx5rx
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2026-04-10 18:35:59 UTC

I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the whales in the Great Whales vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale.

2026-04-04 01:14:44 UTC

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Uh oh. Malfunctioning shit, different store.

2026-04-03 23:29:41 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/343/372/259/700/776/original/56d126941b69f967.jpg

2026-04-03 16:41:26 UTC

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This actually used to happen with old televisions. If you watched too many episodes of Gilligan's Island in a row it would overheat and melt onto your living room floor.

2026-04-01 15:49:58 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Keep Going Pin. Motivational cat posters are out; pins that remind you of your soul-crushing, nonconsensual obligation to contribute to our capitalist society are in.
https://collabs.shop/umpesi
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2026-03-31 22:30:20 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Thicc Pokemon Fan-Art Cards. He has always been named Thiccachu. Some people weirdly remember it being Pikachu. A classic example of the Mandela Effect.
https://collabs.shop/71hdty
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2026-03-28 23:47:22 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Coo Shirt. All birds are pigeons, but not all pigeons are birds.
https://collabs.shop/ofnvmb
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2026-03-27 22:50:22 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Mars Attacks! Slip on Shoes. You know Mars Attacks! is a work of fiction because in reality we would immediately start bombing Mars for no reason whatsoever.
https://collabs.shop/9vafxf
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2026-03-27 14:41:22 UTC

It's the last good decision the Supreme Court made.
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2026-03-26 14:33:10 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
https://collabs.shop/brt9xx
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2026-03-16 21:53:17 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pot Head Mug. Caffeine is the only acceptable drug in modern society. Or at least it will be until my pro-heroin Facebook group picks up more steam. Please join Heroin Homies today.
https://collabs.shop/trwtav
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2026-03-16 17:36:02 UTC

Real men crochet.
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2026-03-14 18:16:15 UTC

That's crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/228/720/607/371/639/original/5ac448c608ac50b5.jpg

2026-03-08 23:29:34 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Shibaccino Mug. This is a drink you can order at any coffee shop. They just give you a live dog in a mug. It's insane.
https://collabs.shop/qdzdtb
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2026-03-07 22:55:18 UTC

That makes sense.
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2026-02-24 21:50:04 UTC

Microsoft: We have appointed a new Xbox CEO!
Gamers: Will she make games better?
Microsoft: Eh, she's not really interested in games.
Gamers: Oh. Does she bring any new ideas to the table?
Microsoft: She believes AI will help improve declining birth rates.

2026-02-22 05:17:00 UTC

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/112/583/096/786/450/original/d343c7094c95299f.jpg

2026-02-17 16:42:08 UTC

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Excellent question. Birds are dogs.

2026-02-14 18:14:04 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this I Wonder If Pizza Thinks About Me Too sticker. Happy Valentine's Day. On a scale from 1 to "I hope pizza loves me back" how lonely are you?
https://collabs.shop/kqzcrl
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2026-02-11 17:00:03 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything's Computer Pin. Go ahead and try to name one thing that's not computer. I dare you.
https://collabs.shop/lf5d6j
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2026-02-05 05:44:01 UTC

I love Mister Rogers.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/016/429/708/037/254/original/dfc2dd312485e7fb.jpg

2026-01-30 00:29:39 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Tea Towel. Did you know that cats are naturally anti-cop? There's a reason why there are police dogs and not police cats. Cats wouldn't only let the criminals get away, they'd help bury the bodies too.
https://collabs.shop/rdplmh
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2026-01-28 15:53:32 UTC

Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.

2026-01-27 21:49:14 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.

2026-01-26 16:36:30 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" Pin. Same kid, same.
https://collabs.shop/l9qjk8
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2026-01-24 18:02:00 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Support Loud Music Patch. You won't believe how much the hearing aid industry is paying me to post this one.
https://collabs.shop/z5jhxk
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2026-01-15 14:31:44 UTC

Yes, "Eat the rich" applies to all billionaires.
"But Mark Cuban and Taylor Swift"
Sorry buddy, they're on the menu too.

2025-12-29 20:58:24 UTC

Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Katy Perry was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

2025-12-26 23:44:26 UTC

That's what the film The Lighthouse was about.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/788/295/356/038/343/original/e8bf286f0a81f5f6.jpg

2025-12-24 16:05:24 UTC

All I want for Christmas is for you to buy me a coffee to help enable my out of control coffee addiction. When I am holding my 7th mug of the day with shaking hands I want to be able to say "This isn't my fault. It's because of the generous stranger on the internet. They did this to me."
https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts

2025-12-23 02:15:36 UTC

I was planning to post this "Ice Can Be Melted" sticker for tonight's Low Quality Ad, but unfortunately Bari Weiss is making me pull the ad because ICE refused to comment on it.
https://collabs.shop/3eudca
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2025-12-19 01:03:24 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Merry Corgmas socks. You're probably familiar with the war on Christmas, but have you heard of the war on Corgmas? No, because history is written by the victors. The corgis were tragically annihilated and Corgmas was quickly forgotten.
https://collabs.shop/j6kixy
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2025-12-17 17:38:14 UTC

I am a pacifist. And that will never change. Violence is never the answer, even when - hold on, does that bear have a sword? Holy shit, that bear has a sword. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Chose Violence" patch. Pacifism is out, bear violence is in.
https://collabs.shop/eluxop
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2025-12-15 17:44:05 UTC

In the past month I have received separate complaints that I have been posting too much about politics and cats. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Enemy of the State" cat pin. Keep the complaints coming guys.
https://collabs.shop/f0qstf
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2025-12-04 13:25:25 UTC

As you should be.
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2025-11-27 17:42:01 UTC

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Please keep the questions coming. I know literally everything there is to know about bugs.

2025-11-18 00:21:50 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Owl Shirt. The only reason that owls are nocturnal is because other animals can't stand owls constantly correcting their grammar. If they were awake during the day squirrels would be nonstop pelting them with acorns.
https://collabs.shop/re7w8r
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2025-11-03 01:18:03 UTC

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This is a great shirt to wear anytime you want to beat the shit out of someone that tells you a riddle.

2025-10-17 14:02:58 UTC

I would like to formally apologize to you all. I am going to take this advice to heart and rethink everything. What I post on social media. What I think is funny. The very meaning of life itself. How cats instinctively know to use a litter box. I have much to ponder.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/389/863/705/556/751/original/74265296f9f5a10d.jpeg

2025-10-14 23:18:56 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Element of Surprise tshirt.
Warning: Surprise is extremely volatile. Do not mix with uranium.
https://collabs.shop/ta9zlj
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2025-10-10 19:18:49 UTC

Friends, I need your help. To put it bluntly, Instagram is the only place I get paid to post my dumb little facts. So if you could be kind enough to follow me on there, it might earn me a fraction of a shiny penny.
https://www.instagram.com/lowqualityfacts?igsh=MXY1NWw0dG9vd2hodA==

2025-10-10 11:20:11 UTC

Very suspicious.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/347/942/107/179/940/original/74bf607395a434aa.jpg

2025-10-06 21:06:58 UTC

Someone criticized me for promoting my Patreon. Let me put this into perspective. People spent $74.6 million to see the 2019 film Cats in theaters. At the current rate, it would take 34,158 years for my project to bring in as much money as Cats. I like to think Low Quality Facts provides at least as much entertainment value as Cats, a film which one critic described as "The worst thing to happen to cats since dogs".
In conclusion, here's my Patreon:
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

2025-09-16 15:39:53 UTC

I hope they had umbrellas.
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2025-08-19 12:26:27 UTC

If only.
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2025-07-18 15:14:41 UTC

They just can't.
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2025-07-08 14:07:30 UTC

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I would also like to add that every knife is a butter knife if you use it for its correct purpose (knifing butter).

2025-06-25 00:11:47 UTC

Please stop sharing this picture of JD Vance. The Vice President is not happy that it's going viral. JD's wife told reporters he is so upset that he hasn't left the couch all day. He's so distraught that he won't even let her go in the room.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/741/026/456/492/230/original/544784f52d5b0a1d.jpeg

2025-06-24 21:55:20 UTC

Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/740/471/172/017/927/original/7032dc93307e7bc5.jpg

2025-05-25 19:43:26 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for The Manly Art of Coloring. Prove that you are the king of the manosphere by asserting dominance with your alpha male crayons.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9MRGH7P?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1Y4ZY6Y8UD48I&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1Y4ZY6Y8UD48I_1748198791718
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2025-05-15 16:56:04 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Glad Tidings Snowy's Lickable Wet Seafood Treats. This is like heroin to my cats. If they could, they'd hold me up at gunpoint and demand I give them their fix of tuna and salmon deliciousness. They are the most adorable little junkies.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPDPBDZW?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.LGFSRDEZ6NB1&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.LGFSRDEZ6NB1_1747324605054
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2025-04-09 20:22:09 UTC

I understand that you might be mad at the president of the United States for engaging in market manipulation to make oligarchs wealthier at the expense of the already struggling working class, but have you considered that boys will be boys?

2025-03-16 17:35:22 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.
Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&tag=connorstone06-20
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2025-03-02 04:05:41 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Mr. Pen Mechanical Pencil Set. Am I to assume that Mr. Pen, the master of pens, is also an expert when it comes to pencils? That is quite the leap in logic to expect me to make.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08S99BKD1?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1DAKYX1JUKL3H&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1DAKYX1JUKL3H_1740879619025
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2025-02-27 01:53:39 UTC

We made this very motivational comic.
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2025-02-18 23:03:14 UTC

UPDATE: The number is now 700. It was nice knowing you 600s, but the number has moved on to bigger and better things.
https://gofund.me/711f1548
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2024-12-28 20:36:42 UTC

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Oklar Blood Pressure Monitor. Please give me creative ways to raise my blood pressure, I am trying to beat my high score.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHXY8WQW?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1AZVVOFYNU96U&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1AZVVOFYNU96U_1735407577968
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2024-12-09 02:50:52 UTC

I'm not sure if I follow.
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2024-12-08 17:45:22 UTC

Amazing.
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2024-11-24 04:34:27 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the TP-Link Dual-Band BE3600 Wi-Fi 7 Router. Get it while you can because our new government will probably ban routers because they think Wi-Fi causes diabetes or something.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DC99N2T8?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2U2RYHTG1Q54J&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2U2RYHTG1Q54J_1732411908644
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