alt_smij

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2026-07-18 02:16:29 UTC

my #tsp #lftn #srf folks might like this as well as some of my #permies peeps.
#smij #zapd #grownostr
#permaculture #smallbatch #cooking
#nevent1q…cdc4

2026-07-18 00:05:07 UTC

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cool. thx.

2026-07-18 00:03:14 UTC

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I just sent it, apparently im just not getting yours

2026-07-17 23:57:47 UTC

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#wisp

2026-07-17 23:57:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6bc7c15927b2da134cc57172e48596b81eb18a5905cb022d8c32de9b8e00e7dc.jpg

2026-07-17 23:44:47 UTC

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#wisp

2026-07-17 23:44:31 UTC

every one using wisp having dm issues or just me?

2026-07-17 23:43:17 UTC

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did you get one from my other npub?

2026-07-17 23:42:31 UTC

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nope, and I tried to dm you twice. wisp isn't being nice with dm's for me.

2026-07-17 23:38:55 UTC

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nostr. not sure why im not getting your dm

2026-07-17 23:34:45 UTC

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I don't do signal.

2026-07-17 23:25:11 UTC

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not getting dm's. you have my florida address as well as my ny address, right? im in FL right now. :)

2026-07-17 20:48:45 UTC

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#smij #zapd #grownostr #yata

2026-07-17 20:19:08 UTC

access to power at reasonable cost isn't going to get better irregardless to data centers access. there will be cheap power for those that are big enough to get it or the much smaller diy. and like most business we'll see the big guys try and crush the little guy with rules & regs and taxes and fines. the wealth extraction continues in every sector.

2026-07-17 19:57:13 UTC

yes, please!
#smij #zapd #grownostr
#nevent1q…77ah

2026-07-17 15:36:38 UTC

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#gm sergio, what going on today?

2026-07-17 14:30:39 UTC

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#gm oshi, what's going on today?

2026-07-17 14:29:38 UTC

#yata
#nevent1q…n2pd

2026-07-17 14:21:03 UTC

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wouldn't a meat eater need to be bigger to take prey whereas eating plants is relatively easy and requires less muscle mass to be "captured."
your analysis omitted this aspect. #carnivore #ieatvegetarians

2026-07-17 13:22:02 UTC

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not sure what killed them off early like that, but those small potatoes are all "seed" potatoes and any left in the ground will probably sprout. its a myth that using little potatoes makes smaller potatoes. any of what you harvested is viable as seed for next season.
root crops are designed by nature to break up compacted soil. in conditioned soil, the roots don't have "obstacles" to grow around. that's why potatoes do better in raised bed, but the soil needs to be good too, to produce strong, healthy plants. adding new compost/soil in a bed is important or you're just depleting it soil year after year.
its fun to grow stuff for your family, but potatoes are cheap. I would consider replacing with higher costing produce. get more bang for your buck... so to speak. :)
take a look into #permaculture it will change the way you look at your yard.

2026-07-16 20:54:51 UTC

so im trying to buy some shit online with bitcoin and I accidentally sent btc to my zeus wallet and then tried to zap it to another address and it's stuck in some channel nonsense. I fucking hate zeus wallet. what a piece of shit overly unintuitive layer of bullshit app.

2026-07-16 18:40:03 UTC

cdt? what's that ? central time? july 21st.
#bullish
#nevent1q…h6jg

2026-07-16 18:36:30 UTC

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treating pain is treating a symptom , not cause. what's the cause of the pain?

2026-07-16 18:01:38 UTC

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...and it wasn't one person, it was a group one might call an "agency"

2026-07-16 17:57:12 UTC

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if only that could be vibe coded...

2026-07-16 17:55:40 UTC

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worms are easy and you do get the best shit from them. literally. ;)

2026-07-16 17:19:29 UTC

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its not the size, its what you do with it that matters.
have you gone down the #permaculture rabbit hole yet? its fun and sometimes leads to rabbits. ;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-16 17:14:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xju7 swears by putting a fan in the fridge to circulate the air when doing this. I never plan that far ahead.

2026-07-16 16:48:44 UTC

upgrade your fans & tell #bullish #smij sent you, he'll probably not treat you any better than his other customers but, because his customer service is pretty good, but why not?
#nevent1q…ask4

2026-07-16 13:31:28 UTC

people think Ben Franklin invented electricity?

2026-07-16 12:55:15 UTC

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I suggest adding useful #hastags too. I follow hashtags to find #people to follow and use hashtags to be found.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-16 12:50:08 UTC

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k, cool. I will. thx
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 19:50:22 UTC

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those glasses go with your new dress!

2026-07-15 19:48:10 UTC

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I don't know who that is, but I thought you were married

2026-07-15 19:47:06 UTC

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#marketing

2026-07-15 18:18:25 UTC

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*so...

2026-07-15 18:18:00 UTC

do I dropped #alby back when they started all that hub stuff. what's going on there? they worth looking at again? opinions? use cases? #asknostr Tia
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 17:06:00 UTC

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or boat.

2026-07-15 16:57:33 UTC

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you don't want a computer to have a bigger battery, buy a portable power back up and charge with your car if needed. keep the laptop light.

2026-07-15 13:38:52 UTC

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just remember the "show less" button. I hated expanding and then not being able to collapse it back. show less is one of my favorites, must haves.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 12:20:55 UTC

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I find that if people are already using PayPal or venmo are easier to orange pill than those that would have to get another wallet.
maybe jack can fix what's wrong with both of them.

2026-07-14 20:24:49 UTC

4:24
carry on.

2026-07-14 20:23:08 UTC

I think i'd put "fuck you garbage spies!" on top of my garbage can...
#nevent1q…ldf3

2026-07-14 20:21:15 UTC

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if you stopped and grabbed a donut... otherwise you're good.

2026-07-14 20:15:22 UTC

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sorry to hear.

2026-07-14 20:10:13 UTC

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#people once again, not the system, is the problem. #nazi101

2026-07-14 20:07:56 UTC

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"and another reason to not live in so cal. "
was what I was going to reply but changed my mind. hope your day gets better.

2026-07-14 19:42:35 UTC

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#core28 ?

2026-07-14 19:18:09 UTC

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I figure some of the daily dips I've snagged have made up for the fees. but I probably should double check the math.

2026-07-14 19:11:48 UTC

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I onboarded some at 120k, im glad I haven't seen them since.

2026-07-14 18:59:56 UTC

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im talking about spreading daily purchases out to catch lows for a day, nothing about fees.

2026-07-14 16:31:48 UTC

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did he say "we rehearsed this in your office"...? ;)

2026-07-14 16:28:44 UTC

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when you're in the regime change business , disruption is a good thing . he's pretending like it's bad, but that is a tool used in wealth extraction.

2026-07-14 16:08:52 UTC

6/21 ? or 7/21?
anyway...
#bullish af
#nevent1q…t9vt

2026-07-14 16:03:46 UTC

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thx.

2026-07-14 13:22:17 UTC

just because i'm following someone on nostr doesn't mean I like them, necessarily.
keep your friends close, but...

2026-07-14 13:18:56 UTC

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...and apparently antisemitic or self loathing...

2026-07-14 13:10:33 UTC

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portal to another dimension? did he return?
;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-14 13:05:21 UTC

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he wants to exploit the bloat. that's all. it helps him if he can confuse people. old tactic.

2026-07-14 03:01:40 UTC

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are you asking why you would want to use a start 9 server? or ... why you would want to build one yourself and install their free open source software?

2026-07-14 02:56:33 UTC

also guitarist extraordinaire...
#yata
#nevent1q…lhef

2026-07-14 02:48:51 UTC

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Horton!
one of my favs.
#classic

2026-07-14 02:44:38 UTC

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this going to seem real spammy but a friend's kid vibe coded an app to help people connect and buy/sell/trade plants. it's called plntfndr.com and works in most browsers, no download necessary. check it out. not saying you can find more of that carnation with it , but maybe :)

2026-07-13 21:22:31 UTC

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people tend to be comfortable with whatever they learned 1st.

2026-07-13 21:06:15 UTC

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don't you !?
don't you !?
you're so...

2026-07-13 20:53:11 UTC

well, that was an unexpected surprise!! thx!!
#nevent1q…v8hs

2026-07-13 15:39:24 UTC

#gm
that was a close one...
https://blossom.primal.net/91d1128127017f559550a2c663f0762643f7adcdf64d4f38bed084bf9db082f5.mp4
#lkld #fl #polkcounty #florida #wildlife #photography
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-13 01:46:52 UTC

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hose again, it is.

2026-07-13 01:45:09 UTC

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"it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"

2026-07-13 01:31:23 UTC

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#bolt12

2026-07-13 01:24:08 UTC

#smij #zapd
#bullish
#grownostr
#nevent1q…s980

2026-07-12 15:06:42 UTC

nothing is collapsing as fast as you have been led to believe. they're going to continue the wealth extraction for as long as they can... so just #stackandchill.

2026-07-12 14:55:39 UTC

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...interesting, looks like an infestation to me...and it is.

2026-07-12 14:34:22 UTC

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#gm oshi
what's goin on?

2026-07-12 13:26:40 UTC

#gm
I do feel for those that went all in at 100k rode it up to 126 thinking they made the best decision...
then there's now.

2026-07-12 01:47:46 UTC

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that seems high. unless the tv shows from the 1950s got it wrong. ;)

2026-07-12 01:10:47 UTC

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#snake #nature #photography

2026-07-12 01:08:23 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c1b539aeaeccb1f6ffe7bf5d8743c7c19524f244023066e85cc1c554323d2487.jpg
I collect the ac water and water the plants with it. I stand by that tree every day, multiple times a day...
https://blossom.primal.net/f13b4c09e7899d003eeaaa939963f8e8528fd6f0fa254bd5ed286b30ddb62b5c.jpg
too close for comfort.
#cottonmouth #watermoccasin

2026-07-12 00:35:56 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b11150eaed2b89d4d2acd76dc62ce6b9f223d6f55ff65a9d58d3ad284b49c7d5.jpg
#blockmatic sunset #photography #lkld #fl
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-11 23:53:35 UTC

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you totally should do that ... except for the husband killing part.... skip that...

2026-07-11 22:23:05 UTC

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poor bastard, at least there's meat tonight for dinner. what's for dessert?

2026-07-11 22:19:03 UTC

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there's a "bone in" joke here, but you know how polite I am.

2026-07-11 22:16:20 UTC

... no really, and then she said...
#nevent1q…v8ug

2026-07-11 22:14:36 UTC

I fried my two #bitaxes a while ago. so, no, wasn't me.
not #winning

2026-07-11 17:53:34 UTC

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good thing that text was there. I would have never known what that was.

2026-07-11 17:48:59 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/64f539c8a18abe1c68769525f81bbc2c887726b66b5be53f5bb681d02f7e7967.jpg

2026-07-11 17:09:55 UTC

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tl:dr

2026-07-11 16:59:58 UTC

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idk what that is, and don't want to.

2026-07-11 16:59:21 UTC

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but they don't listen unless the vein in my forehead is ready to blow...

2026-07-11 16:57:48 UTC

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you know theres some fetish site out there... yikes

2026-07-11 16:55:34 UTC

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doesn't matter what a guy says, going to sound creepy.
eggdrop soup anyone?

2026-07-11 16:53:47 UTC

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what's a #bot going to do for you?
#yata !!!
#follow #hashtags to find #people to follow and use hashtags to be found.

2026-07-11 16:49:50 UTC

"Built open. Built on Nostr. Built the way it should be."
#smij #zapd #grownostr
#nevent1q…m5pc

2026-07-11 16:33:01 UTC

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so you want it expensive, squeeze the little guy out and exploit the bloat. I get it. no concern for a few that control it all?

2026-07-11 16:23:59 UTC

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you think it'll keep up with assholes uploading the library of congress into every memo with every transaction just because they can? forget it. something will be done to stop that. call it censorship, i call it logic.

2026-07-11 15:33:05 UTC

"have kids so you don't die alone!!"
I love solid #marketing.
I don't have kids but im sure the hospice nurses will be nice to me.
oh, and we all die alone...
unless its a plane crashing into a bus.
#nevent1q…rf4j

2026-07-11 15:27:34 UTC

im still using #wisp because I haven't broken it yet. bye bye #amythest & sorry nostr.build, you got caught up in that nonsense.

2026-07-11 15:13:24 UTC

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#people are the problem.
always have been.

2026-07-11 15:09:09 UTC

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either you're in favor of exploiting bloat or you're not. hardware folks love the idea of bloat. we'll have to keep upgrading to keep up. monero folks don't care about bitcoin as long as it props up monero like it props up all shitcoins.

2026-07-10 21:04:36 UTC

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#asknostr