bncsound

I built a bot that turns nostr notes and tweets into audio you can listen to on a walk or commute.
How it works: DM any note or tweet URL to @npub1ggc…jw0d and you get back in MP3 link. That’s it.
No account. No sign-up. No email. No paywall.
Value for value: free to use, zap if you find it useful.
Try it and let me know what you think.

2026-03-30 16:48:58 CEST

If you like chemistry/physics jokes, this one is pretty funny:
https://x.com/insidelucyshead/status/2038572255907602824

2026-03-24 04:19:07 CET

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June says “Thank mew for the zap”
https://image.nostr.build/16b022ae17e9673ccb79289e58a9a89b9d1365d50f0d39242ff1e4f495f4f86b.jpg

2026-03-24 03:21:15 CET

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June-kitty needs a zap
https://image.nostr.build/1eb48eb5795626342ed1f9c7e743eea53dafc45a451030fb73497ca46f15a9fa.jpg

2026-03-21 02:48:03 CET

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“Your” was a strong clue.

2026-03-20 21:24:19 CET

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Perfect. Thank you!!

2026-03-20 20:20:37 CET

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Thank you Patrick. That url isn’t loading.
https://image.nostr.build/efef18872d90a8cf5d44e418b9db9e8c5973a4d46ce3d973aa0a2c07c80ddfa3.jpg

2026-03-20 19:43:32 CET

Does anyone have the full audio from the Junseth Coinbase scam phone call?
I really want my kids to listen to it.

2026-03-19 22:17:05 CET

Resume subscriptions to streaming services right from nostr DMs
https://unsaltedbutter.ai/
Nostr only.
Bitcoin only.
https://image.nostr.build/796dd121575c5eefc7c66231b15c6ff0a643cb309d57d408791c330d0ac24453.jpg

2026-03-17 16:10:45 CET

@npub1xts…kk5s I use Damus on iOS for DMs & run in to a frustrating bug.
I filed the bug:
https://github.com/damus-io/damus/pull/3670
I proposed a fix:
https://github.com/damus-io/damus/issues/3669
But somehow it must have come across as a feature request & was closed because:
“it is not clear the real world need for this.”
1. This bug happens by accidental user rotation of the phone.
2. iPad will regularly be used in a mix of landscape & portrait orientations.
If my fix is not acceptable, could we at least keep the bug open & fix it at some point?

2026-03-16 14:23:57 CET

Rotate through streaming services. One month Netflix, next month Paramount, etc.
Try letting Unsaltedbutter.ai cancel & restart those subscriptions for you.
https://unsaltedbutter.ai
https://image.nostr.build/0c2014bba2351066a01a9353dd0a006f7b38cb14296d900f8dbf02d3e58d3780.jpg

2026-03-16 04:47:08 CET

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When you rotate to landscape (by accident) while inside of a DM conversation (which is long enough to scroll) the chat bubbles stay still?
For me I scroll way upward, then when I rotate back to portrait it scrolls somewhere else.

2026-03-16 04:27:59 CET

Does anyone use @npub18m7…q955 on iOS?
Whenever I accidentally rotate my screen while in a DM, the app scrolls somewhere random.
So I filed an Issue: https://github.com/damus-io/damus/issues/3669
And I wrote up a fix: https://github.com/damus-io/damus/pull/3670
The Damus maintainers closed both because they “didn’t understand the scenario for landscape mode in DM view”
So maybe my issue and PR made it sound like I was asking for this to be a feature. I’m just trying to stop a really bad user experience.
Can anybody put me in touch with the Damus team to make my case that this is a bug, not a feature request?

2026-03-10 02:05:08 CET

They think we’re stupid.

2026-03-07 22:20:54 CET

Want to cancel Netflix, Paramount, Peacock, Disney with just a nostr DM?
Give unsalted butter a try.
https://unsaltedbutter.ai/
https://image.nostr.build/951163c449fa6404bdc54a81c7a162727356253e92ff6017fc5cbb650abfd83a.jpg

2026-03-06 17:18:50 CET

For @npub1ggc…jw0d we’re doing a 42 sat promo all March.
Any read. Any length. Nostr or Twitter.
42 sats. Half goes to the author automatically (or to @opensats if I don’t have the ln address of the author.
DM a link to @npub1ggc…jw0d or check out the top 20 on our website:
https://unsaltedbutter.ai/notible

2026-03-06 16:12:47 CET

Curling up by a warm heater vent.
https://image.nostr.build/79742ee3cbcb0a612bf437832e3f5c8ed945ddfe0113a4ea8bbbff4997773e08.jpg

2026-03-06 01:06:42 CET

Have you ever wanted to cancel Netflix, Disney, Paramount, Peacock right from a nostr DM?
Have a look at:
https://unsaltedbutter.ai/
Cancel & resume your streaming subscriptions right through nostr DM.
You’ll get a DM before you get charged for another month, to help you rotate through the services.
Nostr only.
Bitcoin only.

2026-03-05 04:01:34 CET

Introducing @npub1ggc…jw0d
Nostr DM converts tweets & notes so you can listen. No signup. Just DMs.
Zap to pay. 50% goes to the author.
Do you write quality content on nostr? No need to sign up. If your npub has your lightning address, we’ll zap you 50% automatically.
What about tweets where I should send the 50%? I send it to @opensats
Do you write quality content on Twitter? DM me and I’ll associate your handle to your Lightning address.

2026-03-05 03:53:46 CET

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It’s like you knew what I was going to post.
Have you ever come across a long note or tweet & wanted to listen instead of read?
DM a note/tweet url to @npub1ggc…jw0d to convert to an mp3. Zap a few sats to help keep the lights on, which we split 50/50 with the author, or with @opensats if we don’t have an LN address for the author.
Nostr only. Bitcoin only.

2026-03-04 22:40:07 CET

I just did something & I’m technically ready to talk about it, but I’m shaking in my boots.

2026-02-23 16:23:33 CET

So cozy this morning.
https://blossom.primal.net/957754379017abf544f4193e42b1892fb887562b1b5a3a8c54de9d5174a57ad1.jpg

2026-02-10 20:44:13 CET

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🤣

2026-02-10 16:24:00 CET

So cozy on a crisp late-winter morn
https://blossom.primal.net/f24c9eb42eeeba865bab15d032f9d0f7fb4c6b79795e71bf4662fe14d42eb182.jpg

2026-02-09 21:28:59 CET

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Once pulled, you don’t waste your time with that rug anymore.

2026-02-09 03:36:30 CET

Did you see that Ring doorbell Super Bowl ad about dogs? I wonder if they could use that to find people too.

2026-02-09 02:54:45 CET

The Patriots would win if punts were worth 1 point.

2026-02-07 01:53:20 CET

She’s checking my taxes.
https://blossom.primal.net/5ccad2e1f0fa54120ec1b9e5b29c50e34c7061615a9bf81ee5b8c19749ec1f17.jpg

2026-02-06 16:03:56 CET

Curled up by the heater vent again. So cozy.
https://blossom.primal.net/bb1c0d41c0ac86dae676ecf40ca37edef222fd306d08f5698682eafdbcb856ed.jpg

2026-02-05 23:53:14 CET

May you live in interesting times.

2026-02-05 16:56:48 CET

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She loves hanging out with my wife in the garden on a sunny day like this.
https://blossom.primal.net/8568094a1ab9a5d644133e414bef3c277c384e79d376261730152682877c41c2.jpg

2026-02-05 16:55:28 CET

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In & out. Mostly in, but she spends a few of her limited waking-hours outside.

2026-02-05 16:53:55 CET

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$MSTR

2026-02-05 16:51:22 CET

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I let her in around 6:00am & she b-lines for this particular vent in the bathroom, then zonks out.
Zzzzzzzzzz

2026-02-05 16:11:40 CET

She’s camped out by the heater vent again.
https://blossom.primal.net/ba1ea099c5e4e0aff7f530d675d8a821add3d971d4219a1a99dfb466d7fa56ca.jpg

2026-02-04 19:57:45 CET

69,420 is inevitable at this point, right?

2026-02-03 01:01:50 CET

Would a debt crisis really be so bad?

2026-02-02 04:40:51 CET

It just keeps getting more & more affordable!

2026-01-30 03:30:10 CET

Payday is tomorrow!
Here is a photo of me on @nprofile…w85c tomorrow morning:
https://blossom.primal.net/14d82dd4535771262832a0384e1d85754524c6f3dea669134d269f7ddf354b31.jpg

2026-01-29 02:10:47 CET

I got a phone call that my Coinbase account was being hacked. (I closed that thing a few years ago, but that’s cool, let’s play.)
So I press 1 to get the scammer to call me.
He called and said he was from Google and that somebody was trying to change my Google phone number. I played along why not, right?
So we confirmed this and we confirmed that and he sent a code to my YouTube app. But the code never came because I don’t let YouTube send me notifications.
He tried again. It still didn’t come through. And sure we spent some time verifying that I was definitely on the correct YouTube.
So he pushed some button on his side and I got a text message. He asked me to read the code to ensure what the hell what do I care? I told him he was 553826 or something like that.
He does whatever he does on his end. Of course it doesn’t work. Give me a fucking break.
So you asked me to repeat it but there’s no way I could repeat the random number that I gave him a second ago so I told my I deleted the text message.
Then he freaks out, starts cursing, threatening me. Super spicy. 🌶️
It was hilarious.
I really think that we all should press one and waste as much of their time as we can.
Think about it from a distributed standpoint, we are doing a distributed denial of service on these fuckers.
Whatever time of theirs you can burn might be what it takes to prevent them from scamming someone else who doesn’t know better.

2026-01-27 16:25:50 CET

Sleepy cat by the heater vent again this morn’
https://blossom.primal.net/4c297c520fc50bc53e9d78e6402173148255aef353ac9d834f54781085f5558a.jpg

2026-01-25 18:59:42 CET

The cat, loving the morning heater.
https://blossom.primal.net/06e4bdb7e1f981470441b3c984eef099bac222676e3d4313ac7399e3dc610012.jpg

2026-01-21 23:41:31 CET

@nprofile…cm22 @nprofile…mqpt
Is this real? Or are scammers now targeting Strike users?
https://blossom.primal.net/50452b2ac17fed4afd71e3029580d77b94d6314a05df632122e1d477c798190a.jpg

2026-01-21 16:26:42 CET

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Today’s pose from the cat who loves the heater vent:
https://blossom.primal.net/ce2e717afa87e892b5f024a9c94c0492b6b1e35e18a10dd36e26b2294f28f0f8.jpg

2026-01-19 01:17:49 CET

100 gecs
https://music.apple.com/us/album/dumbest-girl-alive/1655225317

2026-01-13 17:03:17 CET

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That’s Saylor framing things as anger toward the companies.
The problem I have w BTCTC is the marketing of these shitcoins toward ppl who don’t already have more than enough corn in cold storage.
Saylor says “some ppl can’t invest in cold storage…” True, but that’s not who is diving in to hotel companies or coffee companies which hold BTC. It’s the pleb tryin’a YOLO into quick riches.
Me back when I was on Twitter:
https://x.com/btcxoomer/status/1950579165830254855
https://x.com/btcxoomer/status/1950905613074252264

2026-01-13 14:58:52 CET

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I can speak for Whatsminers:
if you set the pools to empty (as a proxy for losing internet access) they stop hashing. The fans keep spinning (slower), the controls boards are still in, but these are a small fraction of the power consumed.

2026-01-13 14:55:21 CET

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I had to stop watching. The intentional misframing of the problem of shitcoin-like BTC treasury companies was frustrating to listen to.
What a tool!

2026-01-12 23:17:34 CET

Saylor is a master at framing a debate, but a fucking unwatchable idiot.
https://youtu.be/J85O-ckNxCw?si=OmMSLOixGlt8Ww6-
Does Danny get to say more than 2 words past the 45 minute mark? I can’t watch this anymore.

2026-01-11 00:01:58 CET

If I don’t edit my cost basis in @nprofile…w709 before Jan 31st, what happens?
@nprofile…w709 reports $0 to the govt? I can live with that.

2026-01-09 16:22:40 CET

My cat loves to sleep by the heater vent.
https://blossom.primal.net/eac06d19ef09f1b85991e1aaca5d2ef35203de31f930f1955fedb75d39705e8a.jpg

2026-01-09 15:16:47 CET

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Wealth/power is expressed n different ways now.
https://blossom.primal.net/7ed15015f07a857ab4ea1ee30ab0c39af53d7c434fcfe1c7e1233d1a65694f65.jpg

2026-01-08 21:14:24 CET

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I believe humans built it. 💯
People are super resourceful

2026-01-06 20:49:43 CET

I saw a new oxymoron today in a news headline:
“Half a million dollars in Pokémon cards”

2025-12-29 05:34:56 CET

@nprofile…3h2u what a game! What a final play! 🏈

2025-12-28 04:11:13 CET

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I can pull from my other fiat institution. Can’t push out of Fold.

2025-12-25 16:17:31 CET

GM, MC & if I don’t see you before: HNY

2025-12-23 18:08:31 CET

Does anyone else use #FreeCAD?
The funniest thing is that the “clone” button is the face of a sheep. 🤣

2025-12-21 18:13:00 CET

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Sorry friend. I wasn’t complaining as much as adding color to your note that 26.2 is pretty good.

2025-12-21 16:38:01 CET

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I’m sure Apple has a presence here. They’ll have seen my note. 🤪

2025-12-21 02:10:14 CET

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Specifically 26.2. These didn’t happen in 26.1

2025-12-21 02:09:28 CET

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- Alarms & timers are too easy to accidentally dismiss. (A clear-cut regression)
- Screen goes dim after I unlock it sometimes. (Back light turns off?) I don’t know the steps, but it reproduces several times every day. I have to re-lock & unlock to see the screen.
Otherwise, it’s fine iOS18

2025-12-17 15:16:36 CET

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How much GHK-Cu is in each dose?
I’ve been pinning GHK-Cu solo (2mg daily) but I don’t see anything yet.

2025-12-13 14:57:50 CET

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On my morning walk there is always a BMW driving around throwing newspapers onto driveways. Presumably people are paying him to do that.
I can’t confirm that the papers are being read, but they are being delivered.

2025-12-12 22:31:53 CET

Any @nprofile…q6c4 users also mine with @nprofile…4xe3 ?
I’m trying to sign a BOLT12 so I can withdraw some sats I mined with my @nprofile…kuz3 but the message that I need to sign is too long for my Mk4
(473 vs 240 chars max)
Has anyone run into this problem?

2025-12-05 05:41:02 CET

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I thought maybe it was a Millet
https://blossom.primal.net/f4205d2cbf7ca9f8efc166b5cba65f5c9ff2959ca113d553da2700c9c4ccab91.jpg

2025-12-05 03:39:21 CET

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I bet Troll 2 can stand on its own merits.

2025-12-03 14:57:38 CET

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Someone being upset doesn’t surprise me, but I’m disappointed in @nprofile…h2zd for trying to drum up outrage over this.
Come on man!

2025-12-03 06:07:33 CET

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Nice. Thank you!!

2025-12-03 02:21:12 CET

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Thank you for the referral

2025-12-03 01:15:54 CET

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Thank you. Is he a bitcoiner (likely to take BTC as payment) or just someone you’ve worked with (heard of) before?

2025-12-02 23:23:49 CET

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You’re quoting something about how some religions get around their prohibition against usury?
But why?
That’s a whoosh for me.

2025-12-02 22:07:05 CET

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That’s how mortgages work.

2025-12-02 06:55:33 CET

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The ending of food noise is liberating.

2025-12-02 00:44:27 CET

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Lots of Bitcoiners are puritanical in spirit, so IDK if you’ll be on board with “peptides” but if so, investigate BPC-157
If you’re interested, we can talk about it next time I’m in town.

2025-11-30 22:57:21 CET

Does anyone in USA offer 3d printing plus shipping for less than pcbway?
If you’re printing, I’m buying.
Reply or DM

2025-11-30 21:04:21 CET

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Sometimes I’ll food processor it, mix w mayo onion celery & have a turkey salad sandwich. Mmm.
Toasted Russian Rye bread & dill relish
So tasty.

2025-11-30 02:03:05 CET

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I had a hip flexor strain & injected BPC157 & TB500 (blend) and was back in the action within a week.
I’m convinced.

2025-11-30 01:00:15 CET

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“Yes, but what about second brunch?”

2025-11-28 15:07:14 CET

Which AI service is worth subs to for general information, google search replacement, coding questions?
My grok subscription expired last night. Imma wait for a Black Friday sale & buy another annual subscription somewhere.
Is grok still in the top 5-10?

2025-11-28 14:42:33 CET

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“Whoa!”

2025-11-27 16:44:10 CET

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I’m looking to get my life together:
How should I get started? I have a Start9. I installed LND but where do I connect my first channel? How do I get inbound liquidity? What’s a good iOS app for being able to spend from that node while mobile?
I have a few sats on @nprofile…jfam I want to withdraw but w no inbound that’s going to fail.

2025-11-27 16:39:43 CET

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Is this a metaphor & the brussel sprouts are USD?
Because if so, I know what the corn is supposed to be.

2025-11-26 17:47:37 CET

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This is the first time I’m seeing this.
What’s going on here?
Is it pinging downloadable, checksumming them & posting if the checksum changes?
Or am I way off base?

2025-11-26 01:01:13 CET

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Schhlikt

2025-11-25 22:56:20 CET

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Can I join in too?
Kizer Begleiter XL is my daily carry.
https://blossom.primal.net/4d9632daa04f56d3077e80778fe6aa7459496b3d6b809caa447a8bee8c0402fe.jpg

2025-11-25 22:48:01 CET

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Sorry Charlie, $IBIT isn’t Bitcoin

2025-11-25 17:04:30 CET

I move 5 year old coin just to fuck with @nprofile…mqh4 ‘s metrics.

2025-11-23 19:59:56 CET

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… It has a simple strait forward (straightforward?) design,
… well balanced Swedish knife steal (steel?)
… as the knife come (comes?) with

2025-11-21 16:32:02 CET

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“That’s wizard’s chess”
- Ron Weasley

2025-11-20 15:01:14 CET

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*dies

2025-11-20 15:00:38 CET

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As a kid I never noticed how nobody ever does, but as I got older I saw how they carefully showed people walking away from every crash and explosion.
Soft-core violence?

2025-11-20 14:55:23 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/f9bdf43f20233b6cecf478d702914e42951ee3207ce848de48b28b6a722cfcd2.jpg

2025-11-17 21:59:46 CET

Even my phone wants me to be happy about QE coming.
Don’t ease yet!
I’m drooling over the price in a payday week.
https://blossom.primal.net/abfbd2f6fe72660b9e5eacbde844855b67ac957e19346ac2e6a4bc706e12541a.jpg

2025-11-17 03:43:15 CET

@nprofile…tzp0
Thank you for the jelly.
Tasty stuff.
https://blossom.primal.net/68b0f756ae52eb773915928d8b3e3955f9b6e14600aaa61acbc61e6850bd25b0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c275ae225222f2579ae26f28c646ad1387474220f67a5842b29aee0ffd1b5352.jpg

2025-11-17 02:24:52 CET

#FreeCAD plus pcbway is amazing.
Any other 3D folks out there?

2025-11-16 03:36:54 CET

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#plebchain follow me, I’ll follow you back

2025-11-14 00:04:35 CET

@nprofile…5t89
The jelly arrived safely.
I can’t wait to get into it.
https://blossom.primal.net/4e2242b169ba586ed1c12d0b9294249ed053a61acba17ced5c7584ef0930c0ef.jpg

2025-11-13 19:33:22 CET

NgU is like hanging out with friends.
NgD is like a meeting with my boss. I need to smile or imma get fired, but I don’t gotta like it.