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It was his dream job, imagine doing your dream for a few hours a day and having fuck you money. There is a thing about work life balance but I think having a loose schedule doing shit I enjoyed while being able to tell mu customers to shove a wire brush up their asshole would be fun.

2026-03-10 03:39:33 CET

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Oh boy I sure do love being an optometrist finally, I hope Iran glasses the retard that usurped me.

2026-03-10 03:26:35 CET

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Donald "I aint getting a third term so Israel is getting a third temple" Trump

2026-03-09 08:18:42 CET

Taylor Swift debuted 20 years ago

2026-03-09 03:37:01 CET

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Also the combat uniform is great to paint in.

2026-03-09 03:34:04 CET

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That shit was free nigga, I aint tossing it. I might be a hoarder.

2026-03-09 01:43:06 CET

Shield hero should have just raped the red headed bitch after she falsely accused him, whats the worst that would happen he mind breaks the redheaded turbo cunt?

2026-03-05 07:25:41 CET

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5:1 I just chill my rodi water and a pound of dry ice worth of Co2 will do me bout 30-40 liters of carbonation.

2026-03-05 07:16:17 CET

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I do too, that's why I bought the syrup. It makes 30 gal total and will save me a fuck ton of money a year.

2026-03-05 06:51:45 CET

I bought a 5 gallon bag of mountain dew syrup and realized I have six months to drink it all.

2026-03-03 04:24:55 CET

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Dont talk about my mutuals and I that way

2026-03-03 01:17:24 CET

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I told my mom hitler was a good leader 5 years ago

2026-03-03 01:09:07 CET

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I have a traditionally liberal mom and my stepdad is a fox news enjoyer. So I just play dumb as fuck on politics unless I get pissed and let my power level slip with a single comment.

2026-03-03 01:01:35 CET

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When Rubio makes antisemitism main stream and everyone now just goes with it even though you are alienated for saying what he did verbatim two years ago and are now vibe checked by the lady cutting your hair.
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2026-03-02 23:36:37 CET

Im going to put this shit in and steal your goth bitches.
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2026-03-02 20:33:45 CET

Im sorry I sperged out on this conflict, but for once since I learned the jewish question I had a post 1900 war I could enjoy because its just brown people and their pets dying.

2026-03-02 17:49:00 CET

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Did you poop yourself?

2026-03-02 17:09:41 CET

Why the fuck is microsoft up 7 points?

2026-03-02 16:33:27 CET

The L in lgbt stands for linux

2026-03-02 16:21:20 CET

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Whats the point of infinity +1 nukes when nobody uses them? They are as useful as a boomers 1911 and as overrated.

2026-03-02 12:54:27 CET

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Was it a preemptive US strike at the diaper community?

2026-03-02 03:41:16 CET

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2026-03-01 22:23:21 CET

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I just ride whatever shitpost wave I can man.

2026-03-01 22:03:57 CET

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I use bone conducting headphones at work. I am the audiophile's nightmare.

2026-03-01 22:00:30 CET

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They look cool okay, not everything has to be for comfort or optimization. Do you think a Lincoln Continental is practical, fuck no but it has style. Optimizing everything to its maximum is why shit looks like shit now.

2026-03-01 21:41:04 CET

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Just 4 more weeks, fucking inflation :hhhhh:

2026-03-01 21:27:47 CET

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If it works dont try to optimize it more limbrul

2026-03-01 21:08:47 CET

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None of this paragraph was surprising when read in order.

2026-03-01 15:05:32 CET

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USS Abraham Lincoln got shot in the middl eastern theater :02_laugh:

2026-03-01 09:58:44 CET

>Swear off pokemon as a joke for lent
>Pokemon makes ridable vaporeon
>God I know this is a test and im not failing

2026-02-28 22:44:02 CET

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Man died from busting a pent up 30 year old nut that blew out his soul.

2026-02-28 22:11:57 CET

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Imagine the middle east just nukes itself clean, and anything aimed farther than their shitholes sans india just gets intercepted.

2026-02-28 22:10:57 CET

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I side with brown people killing brown people.

2026-02-28 22:02:55 CET

Somewhere in israel right now
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2026-02-28 21:55:38 CET

How many US police are going to possibly die because they are training in israel right now

2026-02-28 21:53:37 CET

>Goes to window
>Looks out
>Nothing happened
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2026-02-28 21:22:15 CET

Please lord let the moniker Epic Fury be some gay gen X dude out of touch made up.

2026-02-28 15:09:19 CET

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Honestly thats why I think the good times cycle exists. The strong men die creating hard times, and the weak men die lavishing in the good times pissing it away instead of procreating.

2026-02-28 15:05:27 CET

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It really upsets me too. Like I know my moms fathers side was faithful for at least 4 generations because the male genetics are so damn strong I look identical to my maternal grandfather.

2026-02-28 12:05:05 CET

Genealogy is such a cool subject. It makes you hate women more realizing how much of disgusting whores can fuck history. Man thats cool im German, oh wait lol nope the German was cucked by a mick so you are actually Irish.

2026-02-28 09:36:58 CET

What the fuck is indium, and why is a resource in no mans sky? I dont want stinky metal that will give me hepatitis in my inventory.

2026-02-28 08:07:10 CET

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This is starting to lose momentum. Dude needs to come in with a black eye and a couple nights in jail to spice it up.

2026-02-28 06:38:16 CET

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I cant pay my garbage bill until the second and I wanna shoot up a walmart over it

2026-02-28 06:21:09 CET

>Be me
>Go to pay bills
>Account seems a little low but times are hard
>Drunk me already paid bills thats why account is low
Thanks drunk me for paying bills and not going on amazon.

2026-02-27 14:58:15 CET

Im starting to transition from repeal certain amendments, to repeal the constitution.

2026-02-26 07:23:45 CET

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The worst part is is my alarm went off before I got to see what was on the video. I just wanted to know what retarded shit my subconscious could come up in a it's the Jews idiot video by lego Batman.

2026-02-26 07:19:51 CET

Took a nap and had a dream of batman vs a jew who said "We havent done anything wrong, why are you here" and he threw a batarang that started playing video evidence.
Even my dreams are having sperg outs about jews. Can you guys chill a little?

2026-02-26 05:21:16 CET

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Boomers are still alive. They still make up about 20% of the population.

2026-02-26 04:18:36 CET

Did you know the human brain compatmentalizes doorways similar to video games loading zones? If you forget something go back through the door you just came through.

2026-02-25 19:51:16 CET

You haven't lived until you have had basemented, unethically sourced, vtuber piss.

2026-02-25 19:43:07 CET

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We are a predominantly white area and this store is the size of an abandoned supermarket.

2026-02-25 19:29:32 CET

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There are 5-10k bottles at my liquor store.

2026-02-25 19:02:56 CET

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Holy shit, I'm not even paying 1200 to replace my rv roof this year.

2026-02-24 07:23:54 CET

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His liver is succeeding compared to the rest of him.

2026-02-24 04:59:24 CET

You have never had instant ramen until you have made it with boiling girl piss.

2026-02-24 02:18:06 CET

If God hated America there would be signs.
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2026-02-22 05:12:31 CET

I am mixed on ozempic. The pro is I dont have to be forced to look at nearly as many fat fucking wastes of humanity, the con is while ozempic lowers your lifespan. These zero accountability nor impulse control faggots will live longer than if they stayed fat.

2026-02-22 04:44:02 CET

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This entirely explains ipa popularity

2026-02-22 04:42:22 CET

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You would think if Wine tasted like shit Indians would buy that shit off the shelves.

2026-02-22 04:40:09 CET

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WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT CLIENT CODE DO I NEED?
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2026-02-22 02:12:34 CET

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2026-02-22 02:00:17 CET

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You could easily fuck this system if nationalists volunteered for jury duty and refused to charge people who kill liberals.

2026-02-22 01:58:47 CET

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I wish ice gunned down all libshits and browns they saw.

2026-02-21 23:34:11 CET

Why do I keep hearing about trans shootings, when its only straight people being shot?

2026-02-19 08:42:10 CET

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Have too much debt, have too little debt, be poor (low income to debt ratio), be a bad goyslave with too little credit history in loans and cards closed or not, have short credit history by paying shit off too fast or cards shut off due to inactivity, miss a singular payment, have a hard inquiry. I have no idea what the jew fu is on it but i have a score of 811 good goy points and I have no idea how. Im trying to get high enough I dont have to see brown people ever again.
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2026-02-18 03:02:24 CET

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Somehow they probably are going to be more competent combatants.

2026-02-18 02:54:34 CET

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Bitch id rather have your electronically necromancered ass posting than a jeet.

2026-02-18 02:49:14 CET

You will be more right on schitzo shit if you just go with "If I agree with it its true" than ever researching shit.

2026-02-17 04:18:43 CET

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I know, I just saw pokemon and user. I'm contractually obligated to say something in that scenario.

2026-02-17 04:17:39 CET

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Hey fuck you bro, it wasnt a futa avatar

2026-02-16 20:08:48 CET

I hate how brown people have the audacity to be brown outside the privacy of their own home.

2026-02-12 19:03:18 CET

European history is neat, but Chinese history reads like a fever dream.
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2026-02-09 17:07:27 CET

Watching my wife devolve from what is wrong with women to they deserve worse than rape camps in 45 minutes of phase connect drama this morning was just astounding.

2026-02-09 06:03:19 CET

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Who knows man, maybe this was his out of pretending as well also when did he kidnap the dog?

2026-02-09 05:59:28 CET

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Shame play or something man

2026-02-09 05:58:13 CET

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Spouse B, someone else is fucking her.

2026-02-09 00:18:19 CET

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Just do it to regular women and once they get to a certain point they start sounding japanese.

2026-02-08 05:13:38 CET

Bros my wife just asked for a new phone case without pippa, unsubbed, and stopped her membership. I think phase fucked up.

2026-02-07 04:06:06 CET

My kid got a book of 101 Disney songs for Christmas on violin. She keeps playing them and asking me if I know what they are and I have no damn idea. Please send halp.

2026-02-05 16:26:01 CET

When I die I hope a group of big tiddy goth girls fly me to the barcade in the sky where they have an ipa fountain.

2026-02-05 06:50:53 CET

There is a special place in hell for people who post shit as free then want 10k for it

2026-02-04 06:46:33 CET

All of this recent stuff with Will Stancil made me realize he is just retarded and thought he was the good guy.

2026-02-04 04:09:40 CET

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Honestly this is the gretest shit ever. Legal spics and niggers are so tired of competing for jobs they joined ice.

2026-02-03 20:15:39 CET

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How about she give you head while she shits?

2026-02-03 02:41:48 CET

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>Hey we need to do an ultrasound
>Holy fuck what is that
>ITS A UXO IN HIS ASSHOLE AND WE JUST DID AND ULTRASOUND FUCKING HIT THE DECK

2026-02-03 00:57:30 CET

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Shes fucking seth isnt she?

2026-02-02 23:21:53 CET

Imagine how proud some of the libshits must have been they could tell us it was the jews the entire time. And how deflated they were when everyone was just no shit retard.

2026-02-02 21:30:30 CET

I should get a piss bottle so I dont half to walk to the bathroom at night.

2026-02-02 20:34:00 CET

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Math is for nerds and factorio ratios

2026-02-02 07:08:37 CET

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I no longer get to listen to the music

2026-02-02 07:03:50 CET

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Hey honey some unknown man in flannel broke in and stole the doobie brother cassettes

2026-02-02 06:44:45 CET

Because they are desperate, I saved everyone the time it takes to get redirected.
#nevent1q…gjxp

2026-02-02 05:16:25 CET

Autism isn't from vaccines, it's from the jew sins contained in the chicken blood in the vaccines.

2026-01-31 19:42:58 CET

Elon musk when he was brought to Epsteins island and thought it was neverland ranch
>DUDE THERE ARE SO MANY KIDS TO PLAY WITH
>I KNOW ITS GOING TO BE SO FUN
>I CANT WAIT TO PLAY WITH THEM
>YEAH
>IM GOING TO MAKE THEM CALL ME DADDY AND WHIP THEM
>WHAT
>WHAT

2026-01-31 19:37:50 CET

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do boomers have HAM piglets instead of discord kittens?

2026-01-31 19:20:27 CET

>Libtards move anti ICE to HAM radio
>Get hopes up the boomerwaffen rise up
>They still cuck
This is my current theory on what would happen.

2026-01-31 18:56:22 CET

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yeah but its really obvious

2026-01-31 18:25:56 CET

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YOU FUCKING BIGOT THE WRITER NEEDED TO SELF INSERT HIMSELF BEING BORN BY HIS OSHI AND FUCKING HIS SISTER WHO ISNT HIS SISTER SO ITS NOT WEIRD OKAY.