Goth Vaporeon

~I am not black
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2026-04-09 07:26:42 CEST

The last good war movie I can recall being released was fury. I haven't watched it in a decade but I reminder it just being about brotherhood and sacrifice and not some massive anti Nazi murder boner.

2026-04-02 17:21:35 CEST

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2026-04-02 08:59:25 CEST

After a month I'm still vindicated tactical nuclear weapons are a boogeyman that doesn't exist. IDGAF what people state or that surface metal has radiation in them, thats from Chernobyl for all the fucks I give. Glass israel, abu dabi, katar, whatever fucking thing you want or they are made up bullshit.

2026-04-02 06:11:23 CEST

HOLY FUCK NATURE IS HEALING NINTENDO GOT RAPED
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/us-patent-office-revokes-nintendos-patent-on-summoning-characters-to-make-them-battle/

2026-04-01 19:12:11 CEST

Just fucking kill me. We asked for epoxy to cover the plant floor a year ago and they gave us enamel paint. We just asked for clear coat to seal the paint this year and they gave us epoxy and said just get the paint off the concrete first. :mfw_niggers:

2026-03-23 22:13:56 CET

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Did the retarded pilot not see the flashing lights and see the sirens. SMDH 🤦‍♂️

2026-03-22 04:57:26 CET

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Also its made with unreal engine so no shit :HazeSmug:

2026-03-22 04:56:25 CET

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Erm akshually all graphics are unreal since they are just simulated pixels.

2026-03-20 03:06:16 CET

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This is the most based and cringe combo ever. Imagine asking Japan about pearl harbor live holy shit :hhhhh:

2026-03-10 03:39:33 CET

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Oh boy I sure do love being an optometrist finally, I hope Iran glasses the retard that usurped me.

2026-03-09 08:18:42 CET

Taylor Swift debuted 20 years ago

2026-03-09 03:37:01 CET

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Also the combat uniform is great to paint in.

2026-03-09 03:34:04 CET

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That shit was free nigga, I aint tossing it. I might be a hoarder.

2026-03-05 07:25:41 CET

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5:1 I just chill my rodi water and a pound of dry ice worth of Co2 will do me bout 30-40 liters of carbonation.

2026-03-05 07:16:17 CET

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I do too, that's why I bought the syrup. It makes 30 gal total and will save me a fuck ton of money a year.

2026-03-05 06:51:45 CET

I bought a 5 gallon bag of mountain dew syrup and realized I have six months to drink it all.

2026-03-03 01:17:24 CET

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I told my mom hitler was a good leader 5 years ago

2026-03-03 01:09:07 CET

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I have a traditionally liberal mom and my stepdad is a fox news enjoyer. So I just play dumb as fuck on politics unless I get pissed and let my power level slip with a single comment.

2026-03-03 01:01:35 CET

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When Rubio makes antisemitism main stream and everyone now just goes with it even though you are alienated for saying what he did verbatim two years ago and are now vibe checked by the lady cutting your hair.
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2026-03-02 03:41:16 CET

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2026-03-01 22:00:30 CET

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They look cool okay, not everything has to be for comfort or optimization. Do you think a Lincoln Continental is practical, fuck no but it has style. Optimizing everything to its maximum is why shit looks like shit now.

2026-03-01 21:27:47 CET

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If it works dont try to optimize it more limbrul

2026-03-01 09:58:44 CET

>Swear off pokemon as a joke for lent
>Pokemon makes ridable vaporeon
>God I know this is a test and im not failing

2026-02-28 22:44:02 CET

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Man died from busting a pent up 30 year old nut that blew out his soul.

2026-02-28 22:11:57 CET

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Imagine the middle east just nukes itself clean, and anything aimed farther than their shitholes sans india just gets intercepted.

2026-02-28 22:10:57 CET

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I side with brown people killing brown people.

2026-02-28 21:55:38 CET

How many US police are going to possibly die because they are training in israel right now

2026-02-28 21:22:15 CET

Please lord let the moniker Epic Fury be some gay gen X dude out of touch made up.

2026-02-28 15:09:19 CET

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Honestly thats why I think the good times cycle exists. The strong men die creating hard times, and the weak men die lavishing in the good times pissing it away instead of procreating.

2026-02-28 15:05:27 CET

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It really upsets me too. Like I know my moms fathers side was faithful for at least 4 generations because the male genetics are so damn strong I look identical to my maternal grandfather.

2026-02-28 12:05:05 CET

Genealogy is such a cool subject. It makes you hate women more realizing how much of disgusting whores can fuck history. Man thats cool im German, oh wait lol nope the German was cucked by a mick so you are actually Irish.

2026-02-28 08:07:10 CET

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This is starting to lose momentum. Dude needs to come in with a black eye and a couple nights in jail to spice it up.

2026-02-28 06:21:09 CET

>Be me
>Go to pay bills
>Account seems a little low but times are hard
>Drunk me already paid bills thats why account is low
Thanks drunk me for paying bills and not going on amazon.

2026-02-27 14:58:15 CET

Im starting to transition from repeal certain amendments, to repeal the constitution.

2026-02-26 07:19:51 CET

Took a nap and had a dream of batman vs a jew who said "We havent done anything wrong, why are you here" and he threw a batarang that started playing video evidence.
Even my dreams are having sperg outs about jews. Can you guys chill a little?

2026-02-26 05:21:16 CET

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Boomers are still alive. They still make up about 20% of the population.

2026-02-25 19:43:07 CET

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We are a predominantly white area and this store is the size of an abandoned supermarket.

2026-02-25 19:29:32 CET

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There are 5-10k bottles at my liquor store.

2026-02-25 19:02:56 CET

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Holy shit, I'm not even paying 1200 to replace my rv roof this year.

2026-02-22 04:44:02 CET

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This entirely explains ipa popularity

2026-02-22 04:42:22 CET

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You would think if Wine tasted like shit Indians would buy that shit off the shelves.

2026-02-22 02:12:34 CET

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2026-02-17 04:18:43 CET

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I know, I just saw pokemon and user. I'm contractually obligated to say something in that scenario.

2026-02-09 05:58:13 CET

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Spouse B, someone else is fucking her.

2026-02-07 04:06:06 CET

My kid got a book of 101 Disney songs for Christmas on violin. She keeps playing them and asking me if I know what they are and I have no damn idea. Please send halp.

2026-02-04 15:17:50 CET

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ICE, it just works

2026-02-03 20:15:39 CET

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How about she give you head while she shits?

2026-02-03 03:06:03 CET

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Its because you look like Rocky Dennis

2026-01-31 19:20:27 CET

>Libtards move anti ICE to HAM radio
>Get hopes up the boomerwaffen rise up
>They still cuck
This is my current theory on what would happen.

2026-01-30 22:45:21 CET

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You know you can do something productive with your day.

2026-01-30 06:51:24 CET

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Well boys pack it up, he is just doing the 48 hour bender without the bunker or nukes.

2026-01-28 04:26:44 CET

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I will die on the hill of the xds 45 because it was made to conceal carry. the safety is on the grip so you dont blow you dick off with one in the chamber, and dont fumble with a safety while shooting.

2026-01-28 04:16:20 CET

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I bought the springfeild because it felt good to hold. My cousin sold me his 9mm for my wife because the slide kept grabbing the web between his thumb and forefinger.

2026-01-28 04:14:06 CET

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What the fuck I will admit I knew fuckall about my springfields when I bought them but they are solid as shit.

2026-01-27 04:45:35 CET

Moments like yesterday remind me im not in a close knit community. I'm in an abandoned corner that allows societal rejects to huddle together for warmth.

2026-01-25 04:20:36 CET

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Dude I supported Obama and gay marriage. I really thought we could just get along. Now I post 2,714 memes about a murse getting blasted.

2026-01-16 15:13:29 CET

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Saltwater freezes

2026-01-14 12:17:22 CET

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It freezes at 11 seconds even now. Your federation is wack. Ill give it another few hours.

2026-01-13 03:02:22 CET

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Why won't my wife come back, must be Seth's bitch ass.

2026-01-11 06:59:42 CET

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I'm glad he didn't breed tbh.

2026-01-11 06:58:03 CET

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This nigga is wearing black mainly to hide his stomach.

2026-01-04 03:18:58 CET

I just remembered the feel of a cigarette burn.

2025-12-30 23:17:05 CET

If God didn't want me to finger my asshole why is it within fingering distance, checkmate Christ cucks.
-faggots probably

2025-12-24 01:41:16 CET

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@nprofile…0hjh

2025-12-17 00:54:16 CET

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It will keep poors away from computing. My work computer running edge uses 8.21gb of ram and thats what low end laptops now come with.

2025-12-17 00:51:25 CET

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Honestly it's a good thing. Now coding can no longer rely on Indians or they will surpass hardware.

2025-12-15 16:11:53 CET

Hey guys remember all those people from when you were 0 years old and it was admissible evidence in court?
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2025-12-14 09:36:47 CET

For people who still buy games like me because foid is too retarded to operate pirated shit for the most part. Steam now tells you in your cart if a bundle is cheaper than the game you are buying, even if the game is on a discount. If the bundle discount is more it will show you.

2025-12-11 05:12:44 CET

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Piers Morgan bombed so hard people are bombing news youtube channels that claim Piers won.

2025-12-07 05:36:54 CET

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Don't lie, you don't want to reopen 842690 tabs again

2025-11-30 21:51:26 CET

The world is actually controlled by masons not jews. The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he was Jewish and not a mason

2025-11-30 14:05:09 CET

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Buy my stolen vote merch

2025-11-30 01:27:53 CET

GETTING DRUNK ON EGGNOG AND EATING DEVILED EGGS, COUPLED WITH TURKEY SAMMITCHES

2025-11-28 19:38:56 CET

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I feel like this is both amazing and horrible financial advice compounded together

2025-11-26 21:38:37 CET

REAL RAPE HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

2025-11-10 22:39:21 CET

It's my annual show up to the kids Veterans Day assembly so they can flex while trying not to go off while they speak about protecting muh freedoms.

2025-11-10 08:12:13 CET

The reason Buddha thought all life was suffering is he was in India.

2025-11-09 02:32:30 CET

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The only acceptable time you can wear a jersey if its your boyfriends on game day in highschool.

2025-11-09 02:29:41 CET

Can we normalize beating dumbasses who wear sports jerseys to formal events to death?

2025-11-04 17:57:52 CET

How the fuck does anyone still not have me muted or blocked? Im an abrasive cunt who attacks everyone.

2025-10-18 22:21:39 CEST

Linux is the libertarian party of OS. They always think they will have a chance next windows release and apple update while the two other parties just become more shit and everyone still buys them.

2025-10-16 00:49:18 CEST

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Dude he is a peak white nationalist they all burn some form of rice or oil

2025-10-16 00:45:36 CEST

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Yeah, did you notice once Vance stopped the gay cowering and unleashed his giga chad no fucks given they dont say shit about him?

2025-10-16 00:40:43 CEST

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Double down. Who fucking cares and you only proved us right dumbass.

2025-10-14 19:33:46 CEST

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I wont lie I had piss bottles when I did HVAC but its because if I was in a rural area I would piss in the mountain dew bottle since a woman got $500 comped lying I pissed all over her bathroom even on the curtains and mirror and I got my ass chewed. But I tossed em at the gas station when I got back to town.

2025-10-13 19:04:54 CEST

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I know about pecans but have you ever had a chickpea in your mouth 😏

2025-10-13 03:29:16 CEST

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Can it be aged cheddar?

2025-10-13 03:27:38 CEST

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I am already the blackest nigger on the plantation for I am scotsirish

2025-10-09 23:22:54 CEST

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Councils are gay, long live absolute monarchs.

2025-10-09 22:25:25 CEST

Anime niggas be like "Women are weaker and dumber than men and have no place leading a nation or being in politics or war" then turn around and binge an anime where the leader of the knight divisions is a woman with a heckin strong empress and every bad guy is an incompetent man.

2025-10-09 02:18:02 CEST

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He keeps a shock collar on his dog and doesnt let him off his spot during streams. He got caught doing it, ill link a post with it.

2025-10-09 00:24:23 CEST

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Theres a reason this was never translated in American history classes.

2025-10-08 22:08:42 CEST

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I changed a guys life when I worked at a gas station and said I deserved to work there due to my past actions. I made some dumb choices which were good in the very long run but ended up working a dead end job for the time. It resonated with him and he ended up being a lineman I think because it lit a fire under both our asses.

2025-10-08 19:27:20 CEST

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Its amazing the only thing nationalists disagree on is if having half brown babies secures a future for white children.

2025-10-07 00:30:10 CEST

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Brown people and the natural resources are Gods gift to America. (Holy shit Have You Forgotten started playing on the radio)
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2025-10-02 16:28:53 CEST

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This sounds like a pothead describing why pot isn't addictive when told they have an addiction

2025-10-02 16:06:42 CEST

Using Linux is the operating system equivalent of driving a tesla.

2025-09-07 22:53:02 CEST

Voting privileges should be tied to how fast you are at using a shelf checkout

2025-09-04 23:13:00 CEST

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>INB4 conservatives actually fight against gun regulation for the first time in a century.

2025-09-03 22:14:02 CEST

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Irish men in trades built this nation. Germans were too busy trying to over enginigger everything.