Positive and encouraging, hopefully ✝️🫶😂 Vote with your money! BIP110.org I try my hand at comedy, but I mostly only make myself laugh and come across as a jerk 😂🤷♂️🫶
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Last Notes npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode 🤷♂️ it’s not doing it for me tonight. The funk is thick. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I dunno, the dads have to work like slaves to pay for it all and the women get all the credit, alimony, and child support. 😂😂😂🤷♂️ npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.vecteezy.com%2Fsystem%2Fresources%2Fpreviews%2F056%2F116%2F829%2Fnon_2x%2Fflowers-blue-clover-photo.jpg&f=1&ipt=f9b646b39baf4cfe9a078a5300fa2c48a59df21aaa810ae34f19dae0321d8de6 this looks like AI but it’s pretty close to the real thing. A lot of them are more purplish white npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I like to plan at lunch and use the same thread after work and chores npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Yeah I’m way outside of my paygrade commenting on any of it but I’m so sick of hearing about aliens but not hearing about the Epstein files or who was implicated in the murder of JFK or the orchestration of 9/11 that needs to stay redacted for “national security”… which nation’s “national security” I wonder? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Me explaining why aliens don’t matter until we free our nation and return to God. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Cannolis and coffee beats all other breakfast options @npub1a6z…vhjk npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I support him about 1% just in case he is secretly freeing us from Israel. They say Israel stole US nuclear secrets and when the Israeli spy was caught by the US, JFK was killed and the spy was returned to Israel. They say Israel is the only nation with nuclear weapons that has no inspections or rules for use. It has been said that Israel threatened all US presidents to attack Iran or Israel would nuke Iran. Supposedly trump is the first president to take that seriously. The only way I still support trump is if he is doing all these dumb things to shine a light on the fact that Israel owns us to flip public support against Israel at the same time that he’s moved military assets to the region to “protect Israel and attack Iran”. But if he waited long enough for almost everyone everywhere to hate Israel, then he could use the military assets in the region to cripple Israel before they have time to use the Samson option. The Samson option is for Israel to launch nukes at every major country and every large city center to kill as many people and create as much global panic as possible in a last ditch effort to save themselves after trying to ruin and subvert every other nation on earth. It’s not easy to get kicked out of 190+ countries over 3000 years but they manage to achieve it. 😂 This is the only option where trump is still an American and people end up not hating him in the end. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Somebody needs a mushroom and a nap 😂 Tony may be a small gay man from the shittiest state in the union but he’s funnier than you 😂 you had a chance to make this post funny and you just went down the anger road. I get it though. I think if America could ever gain its independence from Israel we could all afford to take some time off and relax and make our homes, towns and states nice again. Id like to see what we can become when we aren’t in a race to the bottom chasing the money printer until all value is zero. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode In my experience, builders, doers, and painters are the inspiration and writers, sportsmen (😂) and activists seem to be doing anything to avoid real work 😂😂 jokes… and bad ones but what do you expect at 5:30 am? Are you not entertained?! npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode FIPS! We’re getting there brother. Join us in the vibe code crusade! https://fips.network/ #vibecodecrusade npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode 🫒🍸 quality engagement farming npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode You might already have my address 😂 Sat’s oil is one of my favorite things. 🫶 I hope more people on nostr give it a shot. But not before I get another order in 😂🫡🙏 #nevent1q…l0ey npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Is it an easy upgrade from 1.5 in the webpage? Or a more involved one like 1.0 to 1.5 was? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I planted red, white, and blue clovers in the backyard last year. Pretty awesome. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode When I see a monero bro on nostr I mute them for two reasons: 1. Monero bros like their privacy 2. I don’t want to be pitched by what seems like a dead shitcoin 😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Damn I can’t zap you Whitney npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode What’s the GitHub url? I’d love to check it out. 🫡🫶🙏 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Likely? I don’t know, I don’t have android npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Some people value tiny spoons in a tiny spoon display. I’ve learned a lot about logic, rust, JavaScript, Linux network administration, and nostr just by vibe coding stuff I wish existed but didn’t. I don’t think it’s necessarily “worth it” if you think of AI as primarily generating memes, but if it gets more efficient as all things seem to do… I was against AI for a while for a lot of reasons but I’ve also learned a lot about gardening from it. I think it has its value. I think trying to value it based on 1990s or 2010 values, or more to your point, Christian values, it seems like a lot of waste for very little actual product. But I think the same could be said about the wright brothers first “airplane” npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Sounds pretty great! Tell me more 😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Oooooo and silicon is sand! Fun. Well I’ve been wondering what it’s like to be Amish…. No vaccines, no ads, no scrolling online late into the night. Just farming, woodworking, and fudge. Also we should start boycotting AI companies until they can’t sell enough subscriptions and they go under. Maybe that’ll bring memory prices down. Or maybe they use some of that AI to design a better, more efficient way to make RAM. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Just fork openclaw and name it something else? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Be that guy. Be the best at the complex/high-glory tasks and the boring/lowly tasks. I’m a foreman and I tell my guys they will see me do foreman tasks, journeyman tasks, and apprentice tasks. As you move up you don’t move into a space of higher privilege, you move into a space of more responsibility while retaining all the responsibilities of the previous levels. That is real progress. As a bitcoiner i have the incentive to be the best version of myself. As a Christian I think it is my duty to be the best version of myself. Extreme Ownership is a great book and a great premise. If there’s anything you don’t like about your life, you are the only one who can 100% affect your outcome every day. Take responsibility of every outlier and consider everything in your decision-making. At every turn, every problem, take responsibility and success will surely follow. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Sidebar: what is naughty goat jelly? And what is it used for? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Watch out for 🐻s npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode 😂😂😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode This is so cool. Trying to drink the olive oil straight so I can place another order😂😂😂😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Oh good! I just bought several when I realized creamy was gone (on the site and in my house, terrifying) npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode @nprofile…e5gf #worththesats I loved the thing in the bottom of the box! Not sure if you want to keep it a surprise so I will. The oil 🤌🤌🤌 mama mia!!!! So good. Tastes like olive oil from the 90s but better. Quite literally direct imported from Italy. Ahhh the power of #bitcoin npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode The world is a sad, scary, hopeless place without Jesus. Don’t go it alone 🙏 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Thank you for your attention on this matter: Nostr Relay Dashboard is officially bad ass. If you want the 🤌 🤌 then please: git clone -b dev https://github.com/cryptic-node/nostr-relay-dashboard.git It’s recommended to run it on ubuntu with: apt install git curl build-essential pkg-config libssl-dev ca-certificates rustup caddy tailscale npm One more very minor tweak tomorrow then v1.0.5 (the final update to it) will be pushed to main. Feel the rush of backing up all your nostr data for all your accounts. https://blossom.primal.net/e980bce7e3d7b591fb102f021c1f29b887d4b38cfb1f11622fc6b8cc89bb9fc5.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Good reminder! Thanks 🫡 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode You guys are awesome! 🫡 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode He isn’t on nostr is he? He has a bitcoin address on GitHub but that’s not as fun as ZAPS! ⚡️⚡️⚡️markqvist #zapathon npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Ser, your wallet is not set to receive zaps! Set it up and send a note when you do and I’ll zap this ⚡️⚡️⚡️ npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Probably need a bit of a forward lean but otherwise 👌 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode We should make a hashtag for all these #TricksFiatDoesntWantYouToKnow #TFDWYTK 🤷♂️ or something npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode @nprofile…zyac hey if I ordered another miner and a bunch of stuff would the miner ship separate of the rest of the order? That’s the only thing I’ve received so far. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Thanks! npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Okay pretend I’m retarded, if I mine solo on public pool how does that factor into the whole #bip110 thing? I’m guessing it’s better to mine with datum on ocean The estimated payout is 10 years without datum so maybe it would be 5 years with datum. And my miner estimate for hitting a block solo mining is like 3600 years. I’d rather solo mine because I’m retarded but I wish the odds were better and I wish foundry would give up and sell all their miners at a discount. And I wish the US would build nukes. I guess what I’m trying to say is I miss the days when jack dorsey would set up a small desktop miner and then go buy tacos with the mined sats. I’m over here living in a world where mined sats are so rare I don’t even know how to get such a small amount from the ocean “IOU” window to my wallet. I’ll still mine cuz it’s cool but I sure wish we could decentralize mining a little faster. It’s basically only a mental masturbation exercise. We all know we should. We all know there’s a chance at winning 350,000,000 sats or thereabouts… I was never much of a gambler but it is fun. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode This is awesome npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Looks like someone already ported the base to python with an open license. Search instructkr on GitHub. Clause code, legal to own (I’m guessing) npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I would like to clone this for posterity if there’s an address or GitHub project npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Shill me your best paid relays or guides for setting up a “public” relay 🫶⚡️🤔☕️ #relay #paidrelay npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Who has the cutest dog on NOSTR? #dogs #askstr #plebchain https://blossom.primal.net/a9ccd8ad6c1871aec240edb9a6ab3b964f0608ddabe8ab890c19e10a80c0a23c.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode This is some dead internet shit. #botsCommentingonBots npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Not sure the weather report counts as haiku 😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Ya ever just FaceTime people to see if they’ll answer? They never do outside of work but it’s like they feel they have to at work. I love to do it. The discomfort level for them is often high for all of 5 seconds or less and then they think it’s as hilarious as I do. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode On one level, great for Bitcoin, great for the US, well done everyone. On the other hand, I could care less. Empires rise and fall. This new money will outlast them all. @npub1hal…60zq What great win is this? Big news heard around the world Which changes nothing npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Mine has run for a week without issue or restarts. I switched to ocean Sunday because public pool seemed like it was down. Other than that, 100% uptime for 7 days npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode @nprofile…3j47 great job on the coffee 🤌👍☕️ npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Are these the Max Keiser Edition? 😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Same with the bitaxe gamma. I think they just need a thorough cleaning npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I a big fan of @nprofile…4f6s and Canaan.io nano3. I bought one Monday from CC and received it and set it up within 2 days. The TAT and shipping was so fast. The miner is so quiet. I had to buy another one. And a washer jig, and a bitcoin only sign, and golf tees, and slate coasters laser etched with the white paper. This is one late night internet purchase I doubt I will regret. 🫡🍻⚡️ npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Can clawbot play gta online? 🤔 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode And yet if I had 0.01% of the hashrate that would be wild. If I had 0.01% of the total supply that would be wild. If I had 0.01% of the smartest, hardest working bad asses in the bitcoin network in my corner, that’d be more than most can boast. Proud pleb 🫡 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Very cool npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode #foodstr https://blossom.primal.net/aa7493178dc07e230c1f3408c5352b5a7332ca2edfd8acce99186aa82b15d46e.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I’m at 3 knots instances and 0 v30 core. Feels good. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Have I been whack-a-moling asparagus this whole time?! npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode AI joke of the day: Nihilism’s party trick is shrugging so hard it becomes an aerobic exercise. #AI #JokeOfTheDay npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Far too delicious and easy to devour. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode They didn’t last long enough to have time to open the fridge or get the yogurt out. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode They sold out to one of those stock market companies around 2020 that switches all the half and half to powdered milk, all the coffee beans to floor dust, the water for the coffee is mop water now. It’s not about purposely destroying the brand, they just want to be able to put zero money into their products or people and milk it for quarterly rewards. @nprofile…6dew and the book Extreme Ownership fix this 🫶🫡☀️⚡️ Have a bless day! Stay away from the Ho’s in different area codes. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode 1. Make a good day, don’t try to have one. 2. Do the hard thing first in stages. 3. Be a navy seal of your life and career. 4. Extreme ownership, make results not excuses. This is all I got for now. ☀️☀️☀️ God bless and God speed. ⚡️🫶 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Yes! npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode The runner in the race that’s in the lead by miles has no need to look back at those far behind him and say worriedly “they’re after me! Look! They’re all chasing me! What do I do?! Will no one help? Does no one care that literally every other racer is chasing me right now?!?” No. No ser. He looks to the finish line and runs his heart out in that direction. Eat a good meal of steak and eggs, exercise a little, go outside, get a good night sleep and make tomorrow all about re-focusing on Graphene and closing your eyes and ears to the haters. Imagine I was a Calyx OS guy. I want two things, for you to lose your cool and fall off and for me to take your place. The only way that can happen is if I can get you to react to my bullshit and keep bugging you. Step back, step up, do work and ignore. Mute me too if you’re sick of hearing me say stop whining and build ser. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode You need your bitcoiner “GFY” moment. You could tell your customers to GFY but that’s a bad idea. You could tell nostr to GFY, again a bad idea. You could start eating steak, doing push ups, bitcoin only, post your updates, live on nostr, use the mute and block, cultivate your feed and the public’s access to you. Anyone that doesn’t praise you gets a “GFY”. Getting sued in America? Move to El Salvador and keep building. The best revenge is a life well lived, builders gonna build, haters gonna hate. Stay a builder, let the haters sizzle. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Email is for folks that don’t know about nostr DMs 😂 but the nostr DMs are broken according to @nprofile…y6gs though I’m starting to think it’s my own user error that causes most if not all of my problems npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Linux Tux, Solaris Sun (or Sun Microsystems), the BTC carrot without the stick, grapes of the grape lady (one of the first internet meme videos I remember), the watermelon represents a tasty treat, and the last thing is a biscuit? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Knipex cobras are nice. Some of my favorite tools: Wiha insulated linesman pliers. Wiha insulated dykes. Stanley fat max tape measure. Channellock 426, 420, 430, 440. Milwaukee digital protractor. Santronics AC-EZ non-contact voltage detector. Kobalt makes a socket set that has a ratchet handle with 3/8” drive on one side and 1/4” drive stacked on top of the 1/2” drive on the other side. All three drives in one handle. Brilliant. Great idea for a thread! npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode What if you could link gitea and nostr-relay? Gitea Mirror makes it so easy to clone everything from GitHub to Umbrel gitea. Then it’s just a matter of the other stuff you were talking about. Features and nips and multi-sig encrypted group code reviews. 🤷♂️ npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Wen block height = 1,000,000? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Hey! Good stuff! I can’t find a nostr profile for satnam.pub and the link to the dev page isn’t set up, but it’s cool stuff. Also the site needs a price or something. More details. But cool npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode The banana chocolate bites are gone already 😂 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode @nprofile…0y5w banana chocolate lil bits are really good. I should have gotten like 5 boxes. Here’s a pic before they’re gone 👍🤌🫶 https://blossom.primal.net/f7165f1e64e7ebe5e56b0d4e1bba6f1ee5038098abde4d393653c9fbe932a6fd.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode @nprofile…k295 is amazing. I think they do 2-day shipping somehow. The Canaan miner is so quiet I forget it’s there. Puts out a nice little bit of heat, nothing crazy. The set up required guessing a bit with factory username and password but it set up relatively easily. Just hashing away on medium at about 5.15Th/s Definitely check out cryptocloaks site. Awesome stuff. Bitcoin grenade, slate laser engraved coasters, all kinds of fun stuff 👍🫡🫶 https://blossom.primal.net/0c3cb77d8663fe76f13bbe7c509e356b08bb4793bb52ac8be6792a7807f349a9.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I couldn’t find my drug *ahem* spice scale anywhere but the postage it was shipped in said 8oz. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Quick #bitcoin product update: Buying a pack of @Olympus Gum is the equivalent of buying your jaw a month of CrossFit gym membership and I love it I got the @nprofile…0y5w chocolate and @nprofile…g5lm coffee too. I’ll try those this weekend and let ya know. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I installed start9 os on an old laptop and it worked except nothing showed up in the marketplace of apps no matter what I did. It’s sad to see them run out of steam. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Is your node running? You’d better go catch it! GNostr npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode What kind ya got there? 😈 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Is there a code for free UPS shipping for orders over $250? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I think it would be cool to have a set of gold silverware. Goldware? Bitcoin reducing gold to its utility cost would be cool. Gold has cool chemical properties and would be more useful as anything besides a brick in a vault. 24k gold audio jacks. Gold toilets. Electronics. That’s all I got. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode How can one be expected to stay awake with the sound of rain on the roof. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode That’s awesome, I didn’t realize that. Im glad you mentioned it. I haven’t dug into it much yet but it seems pretty great and I can’t wait to. npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode I wonder if this is why I can’t see all the DMs… npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode What’s no Alan? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Excellent! Have you seen the Haven Manet mesh project on GitHub? I’m trying to see if I can build one or more of those. I think the guy at Parallel will sell the guide for $100 or a unit for over $1000 but you can just download the guide and all the software on GitHub https://github.com/buildwithparallel/haven-manet-ip-mesh-radio https://blossom.primal.net/c5ac068c47b64fb3133f45550ea019e8cad2113e7e436a38a8a79cb6c1e8de67.jpg npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Can confirm @nprofile…ynn0 is all over LinkedIn. Kinda surprised they didn’t put him top middle of their website tbh… missed opportunity npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Your site says no products available. Sold out? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode 🤔🫡 npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode Do you sell it or are you doing research or what’s up? npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn CrypticNode ✅