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🚨 what are your favorite skeletons in cinema, whether realistic or fantastical, animate or inanimate?!?!🚨
for the sake of this question, skulls alone DON'T count, but non-human skeletons maybe do count (lookin at you, Jurassic Park lobby skeletons...)

2025-02-26 16:48:39 UTC

existing

2025-02-15 13:10:10 UTC

onions implies offions. or, onioffs,

2025-02-04 20:11:02 UTC

did you know that Godzilla is, according to Toho, not a he nor a she but an it, a genderless force of nature

2024-12-18 14:57:07 UTC

today is truly one of the Wednesdays of all time

2024-10-10 19:49:36 UTC

Bruce Wayne repeating that he's been away on sabbatical. sabbatical. sab-bat-ical. he is winking at you now.

2024-10-07 20:54:50 UTC

every movie is 40 years old

2024-09-10 17:01:30 UTC

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they can download, dynamically populate, and render modern HTML JS and CSS pages
but just couldn't keep up with that 25-year-old plain text Really Simple Syndication format.
anyway, here's some AI,

2024-09-10 16:53:19 UTC

as Mozilla shovels new AI features into mainline Firefox I am reminded that they removed standard RSS feeds from mainline Firefox:
"By virtue of being baked into the core of Firefox, these features have long had outsized maintenance and security costs relative to their usage. Making sure these features are as well-tested, modern and secure as the rest of Firefox would take a surprising amount of engineering work, and unfortunately the usage of these features does not justify such an investment"

2024-09-05 02:36:55 UTC

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to have and to hold, taul death do us squart

2024-09-05 02:33:44 UTC

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*squinting really hard* taul squart ball drop??

2024-09-05 02:30:37 UTC

paul blart psy op

2024-09-03 15:56:32 UTC

4chan was created as a home on the internet "for Channing" Tatum superfans

2024-08-29 19:31:02 UTC

Silica Gel: Bon Appétit

2024-08-27 00:02:54 UTC

Star Trek: Deep Space Jam

2024-08-15 23:08:28 UTC

you're telling me the World Health Organization framed Roger Rabbit??

2024-08-15 13:34:43 UTC

Fetch the Boat Stuckers

2024-08-14 15:37:15 UTC

time isn't money

2024-08-11 22:04:48 UTC

Snail Week

2024-08-10 00:09:55 UTC

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Unsafe at Onion Speed

2024-08-10 00:06:35 UTC

Maximum Oniondrive

2024-08-08 19:47:06 UTC

Late night
Come home
⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️
⚠️ WIDE LOAD ⚠️

2024-08-05 17:04:14 UTC

I hope this email finds you awake one morning transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect

2024-05-29 12:30:54 UTC

it is wednesday my dudes
https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/112/524/380/289/429/044/original/4f0cc6e61b84eeea.jpg

2023-03-17 12:29:51 UTC

sphinx of black quartz, check out my soundcloud

2023-01-25 19:16:50 UTC

this was the best thing I ever tweeted
https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/109/751/431/426/908/298/original/19f96ee87253bdb4.jpg
https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/109/751/434/793/591/620/original/141f476eed755722.png

2022-01-07 21:08:23 UTC

the American Dream is to retire early, buy a very tall truck, then make national news for getting stuck under every low bridge in the country