shawn
Shawn

Go-to-Market · AI · Bitcoin · Frontier Tech
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Last Notes

2026-07-11 20:28:25 UTC

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I can't tell if Snoopy is admiring a fuzzy pencil topper or about to burn it all down.

2026-07-11 19:49:07 UTC

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USB-C into my display (also powers), keyboard and mouse over Bluetooth. That's all.

2026-07-11 19:40:26 UTC

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Correct, sir. I haven't figured out how to grab screenshots with it yet, but it is 100% usable and super fast with external display, keyboard and mouse.

2026-07-11 19:38:01 UTC

Finally got around to plugging Pixel 9 Pro running @nprofile…lt8e into my 5k display, keyboard and mouse paired over Bluetooth. I could absolutely use this as a primary device on short trips. Amazed.

2026-07-08 20:45:31 UTC

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Any time, my friend. 🧡

2026-07-08 01:09:45 UTC

It has arrived. Cheers, @nprofile…q5uw. It's beautiful. Even if I'm biased.
https://blossom.primal.net/be49203508a4345e496ca69000b39e792f8b1aa77567f4621335d14dbbc9915f.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9c19c724840e960101539b5029621fa487aadedd52ec333ee694106e9bf34a0b.jpg

2026-07-05 16:33:15 UTC

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Be careful not to run out of coffee so as to never be without the coffee required to fetch more coffee.

2026-07-05 03:55:51 UTC

Happy birthday, America. 🇺🇸
https://blossom.primal.net/b1dee898a661ebb606bb55b7c6e17328c055e3fbd351e519b6141900cf4b5668.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/23e62e556180cd1f0389bde6a549acdd22aa4eca38296bc963fc4f8fe94d0250.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e7d53e028c9b6da48acf50ae6d6243e66790f8fb1d2762223916ece597c49564.mp4

2026-07-04 02:41:42 UTC

Can confirm.
#nevent1q…n80c

2026-07-03 09:21:57 UTC

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Sold.

2026-07-02 18:27:10 UTC

In six weeks, 25,000 fake accounts ran 28.8 million queries through Claude to copy its capabilities. The same API that turns a billion-dollar training run into revenue is the one that lets a competitor distill it for a rounding error. The only defense left is to keep moving faster than your own copies, which is less a moat than a treadmill.
https://shawnyeager.com/cloning-claude/

2026-06-30 16:52:31 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/wake-up-mr-crow/1884987638?i=1884987644&ls

2026-06-28 17:00:08 UTC

#LittleMan: "When I'm not with my babies, I'm going to work as an architect and a magician." Family planning at four. 👌🏻

2026-06-26 00:29:06 UTC

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I misread you as saying *the* Bitcoin Conference.

2026-06-25 14:03:05 UTC

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⚰️

2026-06-22 20:36:02 UTC

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Wait, what? 😅

2026-06-22 20:34:51 UTC

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Balance after = balance before - $100

2026-06-22 18:08:47 UTC

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Oh but they did. Balance shows it.

2026-06-22 17:59:20 UTC

I sent $100 of Bitcoin from one of my @nprofile…q7y6 Hub wallets to another today and it went poof. I can see both sides of the transaction but the sats are gone. Am I a tard? Has anyone seen this behaviour before?

2026-06-20 16:33:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1c2b5b1f8ec356d946585b1460eed0656ac4e870710e09b1b67c27a1925578bd.jpg

2026-06-19 15:57:36 UTC

May you walk through life with the confidence of an overbooked handyman in America.

2026-06-19 03:25:13 UTC

If you don't hate communism enough, watch Star City.

2026-06-18 21:50:07 UTC

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Dude, wtf are you talking about?

2026-06-18 21:48:59 UTC

Pumped for this album release.
https://www.symphonicms.com/album/view/id/0d3a15c9726d9491416fcf85b57eaf19

2026-06-18 19:32:12 UTC

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You, sir, underestimate the malice of the federal government.

2026-06-18 19:30:01 UTC

What posting on nostr looks like. 👌🏻
#nevent1q…ayr0

2026-06-18 19:28:15 UTC

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You'd have to ask the author, I didn't write it.

2026-06-18 13:35:50 UTC

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You mispelled 'malignant'.

2026-06-18 13:35:19 UTC

"Most of the countries in the world aren’t nation-states anymore; they are hollow states (China is an exception). Functional nation-states become hollow states when they discard the unifying tribal decision-making layer of nationalism."
https://open.substack.com/pub/johnrobb/p/hollow-state-end-game

2026-06-18 12:18:44 UTC

gm, good people. 🙏🏻

2026-06-18 12:18:04 UTC

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My heart goes out to you, Gigi, and I'm wishing for you what may be impossible for now: peace.

2026-06-17 18:05:42 UTC

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$500 lol. I hope they succeed. Dude is a legend.

2026-06-16 23:57:17 UTC

@nprofile…at5m to Little Man: “One day you'll be a dad and you'll get a meat thermometer for Father's Day.”
One can only hope.

2026-06-16 00:20:27 UTC

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Back when trans was followed by am. Good times.

2026-06-15 12:43:03 UTC

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I've lost track of how many times I've referenced this scene to people over the last week.

2026-06-15 12:42:26 UTC

We ain't dead yet. gm

2026-06-13 22:04:54 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/forgot/6770289698?i=6770289821&ls

2026-06-07 20:19:42 UTC

If the 90s were an album.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/third-eye-blind/271978738?ls

2026-06-07 15:21:40 UTC

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Zaps down?

2026-06-07 13:41:10 UTC

Here, have some fiddle.
https://music.apple.com/us/song/does-the-shade-choose-who-to-comfort/1873300495

2026-06-06 21:28:15 UTC

A beautiful cover of a classic.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/shine-on-rainy-day/6766348020?i=6766348264&ls

2026-06-06 19:33:08 UTC

Saw Duck Soup, the 1933 Marx brothers film, with fam and friends today. It's remarkable and saddening to be reminded of what great looked like on a gold standard.

2026-06-05 22:09:48 UTC

You guys and your charts. lol

2026-06-05 17:22:19 UTC

👀
#nevent1q…qke4

2026-06-02 19:54:04 UTC

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Returned. Lol.

2026-06-01 00:00:11 UTC

Eat your hearts out, American CPAs.
https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/05/30/france-germany-uk-number-of-taxes-charts/

2026-05-29 16:20:30 UTC

Happy Friday, good people.

2026-05-27 18:35:12 UTC

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I pay for Obsidian Sync because I trust it not to fail.
Nostr… 😅

2026-05-24 16:52:34 UTC

From tip culture run awry to having to scrutinize every transaction and agreement. Say your insurance company sliding in a 10% increase with no notice. This is one of the most exhausting elements of "modern life."

2026-05-24 10:56:22 UTC

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Bravo, Nick.

2026-05-23 21:02:23 UTC

Dare to fathom that such clear-eyed, well-articulated observations were to emerge from the mouth of a single elected federal official.
#nevent1q…hnmr

2026-05-23 19:02:14 UTC

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Thank god for his mom. 🤣

2026-05-23 17:42:57 UTC

Story time at the library with Little Man. Life is good.
https://blossom.primal.net/5e34357d319ae554eee6b2182ad3cba4fc6111cab746ef78c8a2690031044481.jpg

2026-05-23 17:29:55 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/big-swing/1871165050?i=1871165052&ls

2026-05-23 14:59:29 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-generals-son/1877002568?i=1877002792&ls

2026-05-23 14:34:42 UTC

Saturday sounds.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/miquon/1874961398?i=1874961884&ls

2026-05-23 00:48:14 UTC

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I'm sorry, what is that?

2026-05-23 00:45:34 UTC

If you eat pizza on Bitcoin Pizza Day but don't share a photo, did it really happen?

2026-05-22 18:53:38 UTC

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@nprofile…cd8v Dispatch alert.

2026-05-22 12:02:31 UTC

🍕 🌅

2026-05-21 21:35:26 UTC

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

2026-05-21 21:35:01 UTC

LFG
https://blossom.primal.net/84d9062fe72efe417182a44e7d0e52f3e6084d4a3d1d3410d6f5ebbfc29521d4.jpg
#nevent1q…p2j5

2026-05-21 21:32:23 UTC

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Heretic.

2026-05-21 21:31:22 UTC

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The beginning of the For Your Safety scam.

2026-05-21 19:58:56 UTC

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Bruh. Missed opportunity. 😎

2026-05-21 19:47:55 UTC

Which one of you is trying to DDOS my Haven and WoT relays? 😏

2026-05-21 14:18:50 UTC

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👀 I have tried.

2026-05-20 23:23:08 UTC

Cheers, @nprofile…r3z3, for having me on The Good Stuff.
It was a Good Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVHZPwD5zw

2026-05-20 16:02:51 UTC

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Tongue in cheek. 😀
It's a spammers' tactic to increase followers. They catch people who don't pay attention and mindlessly follow back, then unfollow and do it all over again.

2026-05-20 16:00:04 UTC

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I'm on graphene OS, but keep up the fight!

2026-05-20 15:59:22 UTC

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At this point: to demonstrate that you aren't serious about fighting spam.

2026-05-20 13:33:01 UTC

I now judge nostr clients solely on whether this appears in my feed.
https://blossom.primal.net/43594024aca8cc5b825dee356618f16e97c3bf65315599052dc99a25316ad339.png

2026-05-20 13:29:48 UTC

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Viva la /cgi-bin/ !

2026-05-20 12:24:42 UTC

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I see you, PalantLinkedIn.

2026-05-20 12:23:36 UTC

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I don't have anything heavy in prod, but even 15.x gone haywire (a memory leak) for me rarely crosses 1GB.

2026-05-20 12:19:44 UTC

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Can confirm: no.

2026-05-18 21:17:14 UTC

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Do less, better.

2026-05-18 17:13:41 UTC

True story.
https://blossom.primal.net/24789a310905590180405759f49ac4bacb5cd9b3c97661b55de731c80f200bc1.jpg

2026-05-18 17:13:10 UTC

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Success.

2026-05-18 14:48:37 UTC

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Bad. Ass.

2026-05-18 14:38:42 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ad193b86472f4a3b1a30043092530a14d36fdcca2011e7a5479c897d5f98bc7d.jpg

2026-05-18 14:33:43 UTC

Nashville in the 90s today. Spring, you are short and sweet.

2026-05-18 14:30:01 UTC

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Update nostr:nprofile1qqsw5t3us9xs3gmclzjm37hvk2yy6pv9t96utjjttsj794hexc5x79qzl2gvyCommunity Store version please? 🧡

2026-05-18 14:28:46 UTC

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I tried to zap you 1000 sats sir. No joy.

2026-05-18 13:24:42 UTC

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The ones that matter don't mind. The ones that mind don't matter.

2026-05-17 14:24:05 UTC

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No.

2026-05-17 03:07:44 UTC

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No.

2026-05-16 22:21:59 UTC

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You SHA-256-tease.

2026-05-16 22:15:03 UTC

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Probably here.
Lightning Connect
Coinbase
Nubank
Revolut
Xapo Bank
SoFi
Bitnob
Coins.ph
Ripio
Foxbit
Bakkt
Zero Hash
Shakepay
Stripe
UMA
Xapo Bank
Ripio
Nubank
Bitnob
Foxbit
Coins.ph
Spark
Cake Wallet
Wallet of Satoshi
Xverse
Deblock
Lolli
Theya
Magic Eden
Brale
Tether
Flashnet
Luminex
Privy
SparkSat
Guap
SatsTerminal
Stablecoin.xyz
Rumble
OpenWallet.finance
SatGo
Klever
Exolix
Garden
Grid Global Accounts
Bread
Visa
Erebor
Cross River Bank
Lead Bank
Nubank
Tether
Acquired
Striga

2026-05-16 22:00:54 UTC

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As I believe @nprofile…n3hn coined, Spark is 'trustodial.' My point is not that they are the right solution. My point is that they're winning.

2026-05-16 21:18:53 UTC

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Yes. The truest cliche: They grow up so fast.

2026-05-16 21:17:57 UTC

Lightspark is adding millions of users each month, and you guys are having food fights on nostr.

2026-05-16 20:47:51 UTC

Today was touch-a-truck day at the Adventure Science Center. Little Man was in heaven.
https://blossom.primal.net/64db2bc9a446c833bee56768b844ed2c368d42ad071130ce71210b5a8326e204.jpg

2026-05-16 20:38:41 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/cautionary-tale-revisited/1883757648?i=1883758115&ls

2026-05-16 20:36:12 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/same-old-song/1874962688?i=1874962958&ls

2026-05-16 20:33:23 UTC

If scams are art, Ledger is the Mona Lisa.
#nevent1q…xr9n

2026-05-16 20:32:12 UTC

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Lolllllllll

2026-05-16 20:29:51 UTC

https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-change-a-thing/1876901676?i=1876901680&ls

2026-05-16 20:28:29 UTC

Stay weird, nostr.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-change-a-thing/1876901676?i=1876901680&ls

2026-05-16 13:08:56 UTC

5D chess.
#nevent1q…4vjh