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2026-08-03 20:35:09 CEST

I was told that diddy's cock broke him forever but he looks fine to me
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2026-05-28 19:46:09 CEST

my macbook is too new and good to run asahi. I hate using it but it is a good computer.

2026-04-05 18:30:48 CEST

is it just Big Bibi Cock or what else do you have to smoke to get here
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2026-04-05 11:54:38 CEST

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2026-04-02 23:06:47 CEST

I read in the news that a couple of chicks from some scam company called onetaste went to jail recently, reading the wikipedia page is well worth it. funny stuff.
they invented something called "getting finger blasted while not looking at your phone"
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2026-04-02 22:49:04 CEST

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@nprofile…eh9a good shit. I've been stuck listening to RTF for the past 6 months, fucking scientology works man

2026-04-01 21:16:18 CEST

I recommend that you do anything and everything to stop yourself from snoring, it's amazing how much better you feel

2026-03-28 18:43:33 CET

snape is such a trash character anyway, he should be played by literally no one. he is so addicted to being cucked that he won't give it up even 20 years after his girl and the bull are both dead, he continues to be the thankless hero behind the scenes through the sheer power of erectile dysfunction and linkin park albums

2026-02-27 19:09:29 CET

it has never been this over
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2026-02-20 22:20:23 CET

it makes me throw up in my mouth to say this about a 3DPD but I'm a big enough person to speak the unpleasant truth
the hapa skater chick is pretty cute

2026-02-09 18:51:08 CET

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@nprofile…t3h7 she's MY president

2026-02-09 18:48:26 CET

I hadn't thought about it but I really like tim dillon's idea of hillary's last stand, I hope she fucking suicide bombs everyone. She could be madam president for two hours while she talks and then take a cup of cyanide and go down as a legend. bill could be there too watching

2026-02-09 18:27:09 CET

normalfags are gonna scan their faces and passports when told to do so and never complain

2026-02-06 19:02:25 CET

the fortnite thing is the best and most unexpected part of the epstein saga, I'm learning to love this gay retard reality again. I desperately want to live in a world where he's still alive and gets busted by something like this. if there's a fucking "factual" debbie downer explanation for it I don't want to hear it

2026-01-21 18:16:22 CET

the orangeman speech was kino though, what in the actual fuck is happening

2026-01-03 19:12:52 CET

no antiwar column yet, no dave smith episode and nothing on lewrockwell, I guess the weekend is a weekend no matter what. I'm dying here I want some good ranting

2026-01-03 17:11:00 CET

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@nprofile…eh9a look into ceresole and his influence on chavez, it's fun

2026-01-03 14:05:58 CET

I hoped it wouldn't come down to this but it seems that the worst has happened... there's been a software update

2026-01-03 10:56:27 CET

antiwar still hasn't updated their page, god I wanna see what they're gonna write

2025-12-28 15:08:40 CET

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@nprofile…00ws subtle sexual allure that normies don't get

2025-12-26 09:21:09 CET

it's that time of the year again when I clean my espresso machine and find out why I've been having all these headaches

2025-12-24 21:10:07 CET

christmas meal enjoyed, was good

2025-12-22 08:23:01 CET

I'm checking out epstein's amazon orders, I thought these would be boring but there's fun stuff in here too
for ghislaine obviously:
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2025-12-21 23:26:20 CET

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@nprofile…00ws the original is crazy

2025-12-21 23:24:30 CET

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@nprofile…00ws grease maybe

2025-12-21 19:54:48 CET

I started reading ghislaine's mom's book after hearing jason jorjani mention it on a podcast (lol) and I literally can't do this. I've read boring books but this is too boring.

2025-12-21 16:03:26 CET

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@nprofile…3gt0 I consider myself a contrarian but I hadn't thought of rejecting all music that has appeared on spotify yet, I have to level up my game

2025-12-19 19:04:11 CET

I've been watching some chinese animu that crunchyroll WILL NOT STOP shilling to me and it's not that bad actually. the post-watch clarity hits hard though, I have betrayed japan and will have to suffer the consequences

2025-12-07 15:06:39 CET

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@nprofile…00ws it's really fun actually, makes my brain feel like it has a purpose

2025-12-07 15:00:08 CET

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@nprofile…00ws rubiks cubes

2025-11-20 16:28:39 CET

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@nprofile…3mnz until recently I had somehow managed to completely miss the fact that the actual party has the same name as the tv show, the people at CIA are so funny

2025-11-17 19:47:00 CET

I tried playing peak because it looks so fun but it's pretty difficult solo

2025-11-17 16:38:45 CET

I guess kash pajeet finally managed to fix the files, took his time huh

2025-11-14 14:51:20 CET

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@nprofile…azkc I wonder which order they're gonna show the episodes in, either will make someone buttmad

2025-11-10 16:26:19 CET

it was a fake out, the guy actually redeemed the poop video

2025-11-09 19:09:37 CET

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@nprofile…00ws is it an actual child or is it just ben in a diaper going googoo gaagaa

2025-11-09 19:04:09 CET

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@nprofile…00ws they got bigger again

2025-11-02 19:14:19 CET

I'm watching dandadan and I was expecting something different based on the mal score, this is absolute nonsense. kinda funny though, I like it enough.

2025-11-01 22:57:15 CET

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@nprofile…jmdl >Freedesktop Discord

2025-11-01 21:58:18 CET

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@nprofile…00ws sampo talks about cow farts on the internet but has never been inside of a cow's butt
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2025-10-31 21:37:06 CET

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@nprofile…mtdu the voting machine thing is the one that actually piques my interest, that stuff is real and very weird. other than that I'm a bit cautious with all the narratives when there's a CIA puppet already lined up and ready for installation

2025-10-31 20:40:57 CET

god I can't stop salivating as I wait for amerifarts to turn venezuela into vietnam so I can hand out fell for it again awards to my internet friends, I'm literally turning into lindsey graham as I think about it

2025-10-25 16:15:47 CEST

I was doing stuff on my itoddler computer and lost the cursor, then as I was shaking the mouse around I noticed that it's going around on my ipad and almost had a stroke. had no idea it could do that, how the fuck does it go there without a cable

2025-10-19 17:08:09 CEST

it's gotta be a nightmare to sell shit you steal from louvre

2025-10-18 20:37:43 CEST

millions of people protesting on the street seems like a bit of an overreaction, I get that some of the books are pretty bland but I liked the dark tower series at least

2025-10-12 19:49:58 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru I would never give politicians enough credit to say that they planned something, I always assume that even the stuff that works out is some kind of a convoluted benny hill sequence behind the scenes that accidentally ends well

2025-10-12 19:43:46 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru another w for hold chads. has never bit me once so far

2025-10-12 19:25:01 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru inb4 things bounce back and everyone got out at the bottom

2025-10-12 17:26:53 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru I'm gonna have a field day tomorrow fucking with all my wannabe day trader work buddies

2025-10-12 15:36:45 CEST

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@nprofile…46gc unrealistic, real people always have some downside

2025-10-12 15:27:43 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru your fault for picking the hotel down the street from the 72nd annual international anime figurine hot glue competition

2025-10-11 15:13:08 CEST

I can't stop watching the stupid video where charlie kirk and alex jones go to the hollow earth, I have to watch it at least once a day

2025-10-04 22:15:08 CEST

I was on the bus today and a guy sat down next to me and started shooting up. always drive everywhere, you will find parking space

2025-09-15 16:14:35 CEST

I spent some mony upgrading networking equipment stuff and it made zero difference

2025-09-14 15:41:59 CEST

matt walsh investigating the assassin's girlfriend like oh WOW, this isn't a big boy peepee, this is a little CLITTY

2025-09-10 13:38:33 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru their employees got so much fatter that they don't need as many anymore

2025-09-08 16:02:10 CEST

why does it feel like amerimutts are planning something... never mind, must be nothing
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2025-09-04 15:48:33 CEST

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@nprofile…a880 I don't believe anyone, but I have noticed that alex has a massive blind spot for particular political figures right now and he gets mad when people question that. he should be able to separate policies from personalities and criticise whatever needs to be criticised, that's what he's always done and why I love him. he was so close to BREAKING THE CONDITIONING when he made that video talking about epstein crying in his car that I was sure we'd have him back but here we are.

2025-09-04 15:33:26 CEST

also I saw some clips of AJ making a fool of himself again, it's such a shame. he'll always have a special place in my heart but I think my boy is gone forever

2025-08-16 21:38:36 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t I've had it on my mind for a while, I'm a honey enjoyer so I'd like to get it straight from the tap

2025-08-16 18:04:55 CEST

I've been thinking about getting some bees and putting them to work, I visited my honey dealer today and he showed me how it's done. it looks like a massive pain in the ass but I'm still thinking about it

2025-08-16 17:54:39 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru pic related is my think tank, tehepero
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2025-08-16 06:55:09 CEST

just woke up but from the news headlines it doesn't look like trump and putin physically fought and then made up by sucking on each other's tongues, that's the only way a deal can happen

2025-08-15 16:52:18 CEST

I was trying to impress the guys at work today by zooming in on epstein's island on google maps and I accidentally found a funny thing
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2025-08-14 19:18:38 CEST

god I wish I could post the area where I live on wplace, it's hilarious

2025-08-14 15:19:21 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru >make vidya more realistic!
>noooo not like that

2025-08-14 15:05:34 CEST

I met someone today in a professional setting who was trying really hard to be dr. house. looked a lot like him, had a fucking cane, acted like an insane person but was very knowledgeable about his subject. you guys have no idea how hard it was to not laugh

2025-08-13 16:58:56 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t I don't even want to know, I'll never get over what they did to pikamee
nice new profile pic btw, looking good!

2025-08-13 16:46:33 CEST

fucken finally
now nijisanji can just fade away like a bad dream
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2025-08-12 14:28:26 CEST

the drawing closest to me on wplace is a boykisser, followed by other comparable things. where the fuck are these people and why don't I see them walking around on the street

2025-08-11 15:45:50 CEST

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@nprofile…plxw I've tried many times to make little updates to some obscure pages but each and every one of them has at least one autist guarding it night and day. the last change may be from 2 years ago but they're always watching

2025-08-11 14:38:16 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru I tried it like 30 times and apparently this is the best prompt for generating cringe ever
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2025-08-10 18:29:29 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru you don't understand, if I pull a rare one I'm gonna retire

2025-08-10 17:14:21 CEST

I learned about labubu today and I kinda hate it but desperately want one

2025-08-09 16:40:01 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…zqaw big cans and mkultra trauma-based mind control eyes, what else do you guys need

2025-08-09 16:16:52 CEST

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@nprofile…qcrj yeah it's supposed to be full of lead and shit, I tried to shop around for something that didn't have spelling errors on the label

2025-08-09 16:09:18 CEST

I'm trying out this himalayan shilajit bullshit, I hope it's a scam because it costs a lot of money

2025-08-02 15:48:40 CEST

I went to the indian restaurant and ordered roughly the entire list, I have no idea which stage of grief I'm on because it changes every minute

2025-08-01 17:20:08 CEST

this chick from the jeans ad has mk ulta eyes

2025-07-31 14:53:54 CEST

I'm trying out crunchyroll to watch anymays on my gay little ipad but the screen tearing is pretty noticeable

2025-07-31 14:42:35 CEST

how was I not following eal

2025-07-31 14:18:32 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru you just walk out into an unmarked van and wake up in libya

2025-07-31 14:15:31 CEST

A lot of people disagree with the age verification bullshit but for the wrong reasons, they're just upset because it's an inconvenience. kids should be given three smartphones, one for endless AI generated cocomelon, one for gopro tiktoks from warzones, and one for extreme bdsm porn. if they can't handle it that's because they're weak and should be culled

2025-07-31 14:03:15 CEST

if youtube starts carding everyone they're gonna lose money. we're talking millions in superchat revenue from me alone

2025-07-25 15:08:21 CEST

british government doing god's work, get these fish stick eating toothbrush averse tea drinking motherfuckers out of my web sites
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2025-07-25 15:05:31 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t nice, I thought she quit completely

2025-07-24 17:40:33 CEST

it's so over
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2025-07-23 14:04:22 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru please, can you do the bit about smelly woman saying the n-word again, that's a classic

2025-07-22 16:28:44 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t also, did you see the bomb that nimi dropped? makes sense now why she never enabled supas

2025-07-22 16:13:21 CEST

vshojo just blew up completely, lol

2025-07-22 15:49:17 CEST

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@nprofile…a880 tim dillon put out an episode with alex jones and I just love them both to death, it's a shame it was a bunch of desperate cope but I'll forgive them in about 6 months

2025-07-22 15:44:25 CEST

tears in my eye, it's beautiful
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2025-07-22 15:43:45 CEST

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@nprofile…a880 vtuber board on 4chan, I was born and raised on imageboards but even I can't stand it

2025-07-22 15:37:17 CEST

she nuked /vt/ from orbit, I'm almost curious enough to go see the devastation
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2025-07-20 03:52:13 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t that was pretty obvious, like I said I think someone from FBI or something leaked it. the story goes that the actual item is a whole bunch of birthday wishes that he got from friends bound into a book, and there's no fucking way WSJ would have that. I'm betting that they got a picture, or someone just pinky promised really hard that that's what they saw. I'd assume WSJ didn't just invent the whole thing from thin air, because if they did they're about to get royally raped
if they actually go to court they'll drag that book out and that's the part I'm theorizing could be the limited hangout

2025-07-19 18:50:51 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t also I thought you might like this, alex revealed another letter that he received
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2025-07-19 18:40:16 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t what I "believe" is that it'll be extremely boring like an out of court settlement for an undisclosed amount, I'm just trying to manifest a more exciting reality
some of these arent bad for sharpie on napkin, I actually dig this one
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2025-07-19 16:39:31 CEST

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@nprofile…sq5t they were still buddies at the time and it sounds pretty silly, I think it's pretty plausible and a huge nothingburger. it's not criminal to send your friend a post card.
it was obviously leaked to the paper by someone with access to the files, so either someone leaked it as a smear, made it up as a smear, or it's part of the cover up effort. it'd be pretty amazing if this goes to court and the discovery finds that no files exist

2025-07-19 16:22:28 CEST

I'm pretty sure the post card story is part of the cover up now
I was kinda betting on it being real and no lawsuit but this is more fun
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2025-07-17 19:41:20 CEST

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@nprofile…hmru honestly didn't even think of that. hah