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2026-05-28 17:56:06 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc using it just isn't fun because all the basic things like window management are retarded but it's more powerful than my desktop computer

2026-05-28 17:46:09 UTC

my macbook is too new and good to run asahi. I hate using it but it is a good computer.

2026-04-07 17:32:06 UTC

what the fuck is an AIPAC? there's only one PAC that has power over me
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2026-04-06 19:40:08 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm @nprofile…9grc your tongue is comfortable in my mouth

2026-04-05 16:30:48 UTC

is it just Big Bibi Cock or what else do you have to smoke to get here
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2026-04-05 09:54:38 UTC

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2026-04-02 21:06:47 UTC

I read in the news that a couple of chicks from some scam company called onetaste went to jail recently, reading the wikipedia page is well worth it. funny stuff.
they invented something called "getting finger blasted while not looking at your phone"
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2026-04-02 20:49:04 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a good shit. I've been stuck listening to RTF for the past 6 months, fucking scientology works man

2026-04-02 18:06:48 UTC

I don't know how these fucking tools have it in them to sell their souls to the cannibal rape jet set club for almost no gain, the no-show job at some cancer chemical factory's psyop divison that they give you at the end isn't worth having your name attached to the image of a used condom for the rest of your life
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2026-04-01 19:16:18 UTC

I recommend that you do anything and everything to stop yourself from snoring, it's amazing how much better you feel

2026-04-01 19:08:17 UTC

I'll bet that the new moon rocket thing will be called off, amerifarts are utterly incapable of faking a new moon landing. they can't even sell a new zio-war or run a psyop that makes a dent to save their lives, so a moon landing is completely out of the question

2026-03-28 17:43:33 UTC

snape is such a trash character anyway, he should be played by literally no one. he is so addicted to being cucked that he won't give it up even 20 years after his girl and the bull are both dead, he continues to be the thankless hero behind the scenes through the sheer power of erectile dysfunction and linkin park albums

2026-02-27 18:09:29 UTC

it has never been this over
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2026-02-20 21:20:23 UTC

it makes me throw up in my mouth to say this about a 3DPD but I'm a big enough person to speak the unpleasant truth
the hapa skater chick is pretty cute

2026-02-09 17:51:08 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 she's MY president

2026-02-09 17:48:26 UTC

I hadn't thought about it but I really like tim dillon's idea of hillary's last stand, I hope she fucking suicide bombs everyone. She could be madam president for two hours while she talks and then take a cup of cyanide and go down as a legend. bill could be there too watching

2026-02-09 17:27:09 UTC

normalfags are gonna scan their faces and passports when told to do so and never complain

2026-02-06 18:02:25 UTC

the fortnite thing is the best and most unexpected part of the epstein saga, I'm learning to love this gay retard reality again. I desperately want to live in a world where he's still alive and gets busted by something like this. if there's a fucking "factual" debbie downer explanation for it I don't want to hear it

2026-01-31 20:47:22 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…em79 that email does not appear anywhere in the files that have been released and someone made it up as a joke, how does it invalidate everything in your minbd

2026-01-21 17:16:22 UTC

the orangeman speech was kino though, what in the actual fuck is happening

2026-01-03 18:12:52 UTC

no antiwar column yet, no dave smith episode and nothing on lewrockwell, I guess the weekend is a weekend no matter what. I'm dying here I want some good ranting

2026-01-03 16:11:00 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a look into ceresole and his influence on chavez, it's fun

2026-01-03 13:05:58 UTC

I hoped it wouldn't come down to this but it seems that the worst has happened... there's been a software update

2026-01-03 09:56:27 UTC

antiwar still hasn't updated their page, god I wanna see what they're gonna write

2025-12-28 14:40:20 UTC

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@nprofile…jmdl that's what makes it enjoyable for two-left-handed retards like me, you never get stuck

2025-12-28 14:08:40 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws subtle sexual allure that normies don't get

2025-12-27 19:31:17 UTC

I've made it half way through the ham

2025-12-26 16:38:38 UTC

doing back decompression just hanging from a bar after deadlifts feels so fucking good every time that I really wanna get one of those medieval torture machines that stretch you from your wrists and ankles

2025-12-26 08:21:09 UTC

it's that time of the year again when I clean my espresso machine and find out why I've been having all these headaches

2025-12-25 07:34:41 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws because the tv people are a bunch of dinosaurs who think that tv matters

2025-12-24 20:12:56 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws the traditional holiday meal, mämmi + viina

2025-12-24 20:10:07 UTC

christmas meal enjoyed, was good

2025-12-22 07:23:01 UTC

I'm checking out epstein's amazon orders, I thought these would be boring but there's fun stuff in here too
for ghislaine obviously:
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2025-12-21 22:26:20 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws the original is crazy

2025-12-21 22:24:30 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws grease maybe

2025-12-21 18:54:48 UTC

I started reading ghislaine's mom's book after hearing jason jorjani mention it on a podcast (lol) and I literally can't do this. I've read boring books but this is too boring.

2025-12-21 15:03:26 UTC

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@nprofile…3gt0 I consider myself a contrarian but I hadn't thought of rejecting all music that has appeared on spotify yet, I have to level up my game

2025-12-19 18:04:11 UTC

I've been watching some chinese animu that crunchyroll WILL NOT STOP shilling to me and it's not that bad actually. the post-watch clarity hits hard though, I have betrayed japan and will have to suffer the consequences

2025-12-19 17:28:24 UTC

wanna show you my new favorite epstein picture, it's from one of the earlier batches and I admit I didn't catch it myself, but I saw someone point it out and now I can't stop laughing at it. it's subtle
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d6621097-32d6-440c-930a-c97de2276ea5/image.png

2025-12-14 14:59:03 UTC

I was hoping that blue prince would've done a little better in the game awards but it got stomped, I think it was unironically the best game. fucking donkey kong and hades jesus christ. even the indie game category is full of SHIT

2025-12-07 14:06:39 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws it's really fun actually, makes my brain feel like it has a purpose

2025-12-07 14:00:08 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws rubiks cubes

2025-12-07 13:53:11 UTC

I've been indoctrinated into a new giga-autismal hobby

2025-11-26 17:52:11 UTC

it's very fortunate that the hong kong buildings are fully on fire from top to bottom, if there was just a small fire on a few floors in the middle they could collapse and destroy all the documents that were placed inside

2025-11-21 14:26:26 UTC

the line is going down guys

2025-11-20 15:28:39 UTC

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@nprofile…3mnz until recently I had somehow managed to completely miss the fact that the actual party has the same name as the tv show, the people at CIA are so funny

2025-11-17 18:47:00 UTC

I tried playing peak because it looks so fun but it's pretty difficult solo

2025-11-17 15:38:45 UTC

I guess kash pajeet finally managed to fix the files, took his time huh

2025-11-14 13:51:20 UTC

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@nprofile…azkc I wonder which order they're gonna show the episodes in, either will make someone buttmad

2025-11-10 15:26:19 UTC

it was a fake out, the guy actually redeemed the poop video

2025-11-09 18:09:37 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws is it an actual child or is it just ben in a diaper going googoo gaagaa

2025-11-09 18:04:09 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws they got bigger again

2025-11-09 17:48:32 UTC

I'm addicted to dubai chocolate, I'm so sorry I made fun of the name

2025-11-03 17:24:18 UTC

the most life changing book I've read is without a doubt one short children's book. your life is changed when it's still malleable, when you get old books can only teach you new ways to con other people or to deny all the guilt and shame but you'll still be the same miserable cunt

2025-11-02 18:14:19 UTC

I'm watching dandadan and I was expecting something different based on the mal score, this is absolute nonsense. kinda funny though, I like it enough.

2025-11-01 21:57:15 UTC

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@nprofile…jmdl >Freedesktop Discord

2025-11-01 20:58:18 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws sampo talks about cow farts on the internet but has never been inside of a cow's butt
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2025-11-01 20:35:45 UTC

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@nprofile…mtdu you're thinking about this like an american, here the gubment can just take your land if they want it. they don't need cows to do it

2025-11-01 18:17:06 UTC

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@nprofile…mtdu I did a little digging when it first hit the news, I called some people from two of the largest dairy companies here. turns out people are very eager to talk about it if you tell them you're worried about the farts and stuff. I don't know what the situation is now but back then only a few suppliers used it, would be pretty crazy if it becomes mandated

2025-11-01 16:07:05 UTC

I upgraded my weighted blanket to a 15kg one, I'm literally the retard squisher kid now. feels so fucking good

2025-10-31 20:37:06 UTC

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@nprofile…mtdu the voting machine thing is the one that actually piques my interest, that stuff is real and very weird. other than that I'm a bit cautious with all the narratives when there's a CIA puppet already lined up and ready for installation

2025-10-31 19:40:57 UTC

god I can't stop salivating as I wait for amerifarts to turn venezuela into vietnam so I can hand out fell for it again awards to my internet friends, I'm literally turning into lindsey graham as I think about it

2025-10-31 18:09:00 UTC

how am I supposed to live like this, what is going on. where are my glasses
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2025-10-25 14:15:47 UTC

I was doing stuff on my itoddler computer and lost the cursor, then as I was shaking the mouse around I noticed that it's going around on my ipad and almost had a stroke. had no idea it could do that, how the fuck does it go there without a cable

2025-10-23 14:24:35 UTC

I'm up to my neck in 3i atlas ayylmao bullshit. they're coming bros

2025-10-19 15:16:03 UTC

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@nprofile…00ws I mean that you're gonna get fucked over with the price

2025-10-19 15:08:09 UTC

it's gotta be a nightmare to sell shit you steal from louvre

2025-10-19 12:51:52 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa he just hates elon, sam looks like a guy who does nothing but jack off to grok

2025-10-18 18:37:43 UTC

millions of people protesting on the street seems like a bit of an overreaction, I get that some of the books are pretty bland but I liked the dark tower series at least

2025-10-12 17:49:58 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru I would never give politicians enough credit to say that they planned something, I always assume that even the stuff that works out is some kind of a convoluted benny hill sequence behind the scenes that accidentally ends well

2025-10-12 17:43:46 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru another w for hold chads. has never bit me once so far

2025-10-12 17:25:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru inb4 things bounce back and everyone got out at the bottom

2025-10-12 15:26:53 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru I'm gonna have a field day tomorrow fucking with all my wannabe day trader work buddies

2025-10-12 13:36:45 UTC

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@nprofile…46gc unrealistic, real people always have some downside

2025-10-12 13:27:43 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru your fault for picking the hotel down the street from the 72nd annual international anime figurine hot glue competition

2025-10-11 13:13:08 UTC

I can't stop watching the stupid video where charlie kirk and alex jones go to the hollow earth, I have to watch it at least once a day

2025-10-04 20:15:08 UTC

I was on the bus today and a guy sat down next to me and started shooting up. always drive everywhere, you will find parking space

2025-09-15 14:14:35 UTC

I spent some mony upgrading networking equipment stuff and it made zero difference

2025-09-08 14:02:10 UTC

why does it feel like amerimutts are planning something... never mind, must be nothing
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2025-09-04 13:48:33 UTC

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@nprofile…a880 I don't believe anyone, but I have noticed that alex has a massive blind spot for particular political figures right now and he gets mad when people question that. he should be able to separate policies from personalities and criticise whatever needs to be criticised, that's what he's always done and why I love him. he was so close to BREAKING THE CONDITIONING when he made that video talking about epstein crying in his car that I was sure we'd have him back but here we are.

2025-09-04 13:33:26 UTC

also I saw some clips of AJ making a fool of himself again, it's such a shame. he'll always have a special place in my heart but I think my boy is gone forever

2025-08-16 19:38:36 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I've had it on my mind for a while, I'm a honey enjoyer so I'd like to get it straight from the tap

2025-08-16 16:04:55 UTC

I've been thinking about getting some bees and putting them to work, I visited my honey dealer today and he showed me how it's done. it looks like a massive pain in the ass but I'm still thinking about it

2025-08-16 15:54:39 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru pic related is my think tank, tehepero
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2025-08-15 14:52:18 UTC

I was trying to impress the guys at work today by zooming in on epstein's island on google maps and I accidentally found a funny thing
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2025-08-14 17:18:38 UTC

god I wish I could post the area where I live on wplace, it's hilarious

2025-08-14 13:19:21 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru >make vidya more realistic!
>noooo not like that

2025-08-13 14:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…sq5t I don't even want to know, I'll never get over what they did to pikamee
nice new profile pic btw, looking good!

2025-08-12 12:28:26 UTC

the drawing closest to me on wplace is a boykisser, followed by other comparable things. where the fuck are these people and why don't I see them walking around on the street

2025-08-10 15:14:21 UTC

I learned about labubu today and I kinda hate it but desperately want one

2025-08-09 14:40:01 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…zqaw big cans and mkultra trauma-based mind control eyes, what else do you guys need

2025-08-09 14:09:18 UTC

I'm trying out this himalayan shilajit bullshit, I hope it's a scam because it costs a lot of money

2025-08-02 13:48:40 UTC

I went to the indian restaurant and ordered roughly the entire list, I have no idea which stage of grief I'm on because it changes every minute

2025-08-01 15:20:08 UTC

this chick from the jeans ad has mk ulta eyes

2025-07-31 12:53:54 UTC

I'm trying out crunchyroll to watch anymays on my gay little ipad but the screen tearing is pretty noticeable

2025-07-31 12:42:35 UTC

how was I not following eal

2025-07-31 12:18:32 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru you just walk out into an unmarked van and wake up in libya

2025-07-31 12:15:31 UTC

A lot of people disagree with the age verification bullshit but for the wrong reasons, they're just upset because it's an inconvenience. kids should be given three smartphones, one for endless AI generated cocomelon, one for gopro tiktoks from warzones, and one for extreme bdsm porn. if they can't handle it that's because they're weak and should be culled

2025-07-31 12:03:15 UTC

if youtube starts carding everyone they're gonna lose money. we're talking millions in superchat revenue from me alone

2025-07-25 13:08:21 UTC

british government doing god's work, get these fish stick eating toothbrush averse tea drinking motherfuckers out of my web sites
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