beejay

Twin Cities MN native - Old lady, tech nerd, cookbook author

Low sugar ground beef jerky @ https://mailboxmeat.com/
Free keto recipes at @ https://ketobeejay.npub.pro/

Low carb for T2D
Faith >>> religion 🙏
I ♥ silly cat GIFs
#anarchist #agorist N=1

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npub1cwhy4k8qd2guyqz8t45u4yzyp4k4fhnjn573ukh6e77mde2dgm9s2lujc5

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nos.lol

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2026-05-05 18:16:05 CEST

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You got this 🙏🎉
https://image.nostr.build/15df986fd1f4ab1368e532eddc3b778a50ada230f34aa6c8a54dc09dcf397c79.gif

2026-05-05 18:13:38 CEST

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#meatstr is life

2026-05-05 18:11:09 CEST

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I have a website since 2018, started accepting BTC in 2020. Not everything exists only under the nostr sun 😊

2026-05-05 18:09:45 CEST

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oh hey
I don't even know you lol
I muted everyone who posted wordl hashtags at some point...you must have fallen in the pot.

2026-05-05 18:07:09 CEST

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Jackalope!

2026-05-05 17:01:17 CEST

#zapsnag offer 42k sats ⚡ You get: A 3-pack of my low sugar jerky made from ground 🦬 Bison & clean ingredients that is easy to bite and chew! (mild flavor, not hot)
Price includes Priority Mail shipping (USA only, including HI & AK)
https://image.nostr.build/c02a68ec9b9bf0dc3ac56a00cd0bc4a83808551c137b7286d133c4e5670a355b.png
Each package is vacuum sealed and made recently!
https://image.nostr.build/d7d3a21f4ea07e1a1b702a7574ae0aa4273434d9b3c4f26655be2e6509ed5954.png #bitcoinaccepted #merchants #meatstr #ketolishus

2026-05-05 04:07:44 CEST

I'm re-watching IT Crowd for like the 7th time lol
https://image.nostr.build/c83fc5850a969c08bdd7f4da37d6798d047f7fd898279643b8929fc1c593c224.png

2026-05-05 04:06:21 CEST

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OK thanks for the update

2026-05-05 04:05:53 CEST

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👍

2026-05-04 20:28:41 CEST

Mfers be over-thinking bitcoin on the daily

2026-05-04 18:51:21 CEST

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Lol #whitepeopleshit

2026-05-04 04:02:38 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/4f1cc147221ff5ce1ff9bcdc16e6c79eb295cc21da6bab84ea1865686bb39b65.png

2026-05-04 02:16:48 CEST

Tree in my back yard with pink leaves
https://image.nostr.build/478a037a92d2cefaecfc0f05a4ffe348762cc92140a99442101d7a5116459984.jpg
#treestr #spring

2026-05-04 02:15:55 CEST

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Gn Maria
about to sign off too

2026-05-04 00:19:35 CEST

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Idk how much orange juice is today. I stopped drinking juice decades ago lol

2026-05-04 00:17:54 CEST

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😵
Lol I look like a water buffalo in everything 😂

2026-05-03 04:14:36 CEST

#nevent1q…3m9k
#nevent1q…2ld5

2026-05-03 04:13:06 CEST

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it's like a fluffy Creamsicle.

2026-05-03 04:04:27 CEST

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Gn Maria

2026-05-03 04:02:27 CEST

I was right... the original Orange Julius copycat recipes of the '80s did have egg and milk (usually powered nonfat milk or malted milk powder) in them, in addition to vanilla...my mom used an egg and instant vanilla pudding powder
#nevent1q…evav

2026-05-03 03:58:30 CEST

After weeks of hell, I have been having a good Friday and Saturday
Triumph - Fight the Good Fight (1981)
https://image.nostr.build/3fa65db30a0582272b0a0c3726dd28e37a486be3282b10cc001c0b5ddc891418.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUskQypuvnk #BJsTunez #music

2026-05-03 03:55:49 CEST

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I don't think there's supposed to be pudding in it. My mom was just trying to make it richer, or else my memory of that day is fucked.

2026-05-03 03:54:51 CEST

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Cranberry too! And lemonade!

2026-05-03 03:54:11 CEST

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fucking lol

2026-05-03 03:53:48 CEST

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Yeah
and don't low-ball me I know what I got

2026-05-03 03:53:14 CEST

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aww

2026-05-03 03:11:49 CEST

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It's a half-slushy, half-smoothie type frothy drink made from half-frozen orange juice, vanilla, and sugar, which got popular from the place that made them, in malls. People started making them from home for cheaper lol. I think my mom put an egg or vanilla pudding in it.
https://blossom.primal.net/a1bb0bbfbb1c636c3bc695178218b4740121a63c6c0c0d8922592c4524e68be2.jpg

2026-05-03 03:04:55 CEST

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Definitely *SSSSSHHHHLLUCK* BEFORE *FLOMP*

2026-05-03 03:03:43 CEST

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https://media.tenor.com/brS4YtjwY04AAAAC/sunny-delight-sunny-d.gif
https://media.tenor.com/w3mvPu0EnwMAAAAC/dave-chapelle-i-want-that.gif

2026-05-03 03:02:07 CEST

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Idk lol

2026-05-03 03:01:36 CEST

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This is a pic stolen from the internet, and also probably was taken 40 years ago lol

2026-05-03 00:29:39 CEST

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I never did

2026-05-03 00:29:25 CEST

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*FLOMP*

2026-05-03 00:29:09 CEST

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No, we were kids lol

2026-05-03 00:12:57 CEST

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We learned to make Orange Juilius at home before watching Star Wars on VHS

2026-05-03 00:12:31 CEST

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Very dirty pics lol

2026-05-03 00:11:48 CEST

If you remember this was how you made orange juice in the '60s-'80s, you are my people https://image.nostr.build/21755fba1576fdfdc48adb251c015bc2b1e30e8d11183438454ad1edd0b7970b.png

2026-05-03 00:06:55 CEST

This week was Carol Burnett's 93rd birthday, holy crap. https://media.tenor.com/vTIqlT6aG1QAAAAC/eunice-carol-burnett.gif

2026-05-03 00:03:40 CEST

#80s #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/353296a33e6f68b3a2bce2e76ec0fbda5c0bcca52d4c96578b8dbab1e290adbb.png

2026-05-02 23:09:08 CEST

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Time for some grilled spider 😂

2026-05-02 17:18:13 CEST

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Doing another #zapsnag package deal again soon!
#nevent1q…7um0

2026-05-02 17:16:50 CEST

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My mistake, got your delivery date mixed up in my head with another's.
Hope you enjoy!

2026-05-02 13:54:03 CEST

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2026-05-02 13:52:51 CEST

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2026-05-02 13:35:16 CEST

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How's the jerky?

2026-05-02 13:28:40 CEST

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😂

2026-05-02 03:55:13 CEST

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2026-05-01 17:24:24 CEST

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TURNING YOU INTO BISCUITS

2026-05-01 17:07:01 CEST

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Fuck you too then

2026-05-01 13:46:02 CEST

Gm nostr
Happy Friday, everybody
https://blossom.primal.net/acef0a060935f6778097fa40067973c19c30fb8bbe5b03515752d2e0cefd30bd.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-30 16:01:44 CEST

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2026-04-30 14:11:56 CEST

Gm nostr happy Thirstday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/9UUWjKSHvK0AAAAC/wake-up-hi.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-30 04:40:17 CEST

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I bet! lol

2026-04-30 03:32:55 CEST

I love coffee after dinner ☕💜
https://media.tenor.com/uVR9qyUt2uoAAAAC/coffee-creamer.gif

2026-04-29 13:57:24 CEST

Gm nostr
I'm not ready to get up yet
Happy Wednesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/S5N8d-OpyNEAAAAC/extasyxx.gif
#catstr

2026-04-28 00:47:23 CEST

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🎉

2026-04-28 00:46:39 CEST

This was me today at work 😩
https://image.nostr.build/d1e5c2d2eccf2e0767d936d7f42ae2896e096d7274bbf4c9aa13db3288701cf0.jpg
#catstr #workstr

2026-04-28 00:44:56 CEST

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on behalf of me* (not myself)
You're welcome

2026-04-27 17:26:15 CEST

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it's supposed to send you to a PDF whitepaper, so check your browser settings, perhaps your browser is blocking the pop-up

2026-04-27 17:23:39 CEST

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100% yes.
https://image.nostr.build/8d1d094b3265a46e2ba16f4aedf1cea60d61db572bd66ff284b9b372a389f8ae.webp

2026-04-27 15:17:00 CEST

Gm nostr
I'm not perfect, just purrfect.
Happy Monday, everybody.
#Catstr
https://blossom.primal.net/6511852396efff209780babbc8a4e6d9837ba3a68dc0a2b819a3b60567a8c0ca.jpg

2026-04-27 15:13:38 CEST

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2026-04-27 04:55:41 CEST

Gn nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/d1749a28ef1332250fd56d7c38b1ad4c34f0d4069ff65a38a3f6c73e5db74a55.png
#catstr #GN

2026-04-26 16:18:00 CEST

Gm nostr
Happy Sunday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/27SgocJHkH8AAAAC/kitty-slide.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-25 17:54:50 CEST

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Terrible eyes here, what am I looking at?

2026-04-25 17:36:39 CEST

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It is prolific in these parts

2026-04-24 17:06:18 CEST

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#catstr spam? NO SUCH THING! https://image.nostr.build/7e35b7ddb7f6f0186e62e74e2e90b2a79a7e365d2c81eca6ae624656015797ac.png

2026-04-24 16:17:28 CEST

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lol "mornimg"
#itsnotatypoitsanew word

2026-04-24 16:11:29 CEST

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Gmgm

2026-04-24 15:30:14 CEST

Gm nostr, and happy Friday, everybody
#ungovernable #catstr
https://image.nostr.build/b17dbd86418547f3df29191bc111e220a31a91c05d6b0241ad42626945aaa95f.png

2026-04-23 16:36:25 CEST

#zapsnag offer 44k sats ⚡ shipping included (USA only including HI & AK)
You get: A 4-pack mystery shipment of my low sugar ground beef jerky that is easy to bite and chew! 🍖 (this one's all mild, no hot flavors)
Image below shows 3 but you get 4 (covered labels for mystery purposes - I packed these this week)
Each package is vacuum sealed and about 2.25 to 2.5 oz
https://image.nostr.build/bbbae7b2c169b3ff351ac8b0409d0660301a2fd78c8b64d092dbe5a044ad048d.png

2026-04-23 13:43:02 CEST

Gm nostr
I'm up way too early (again)
Happy Thursday, everybody
#Catstr
https://media.tenor.com/JZUmtmJY-fgAAAAC/cat-calm.gif

2026-04-23 01:36:22 CEST

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Doggie knows that squirrel is toy until it squeaks its last squeak!

2026-04-23 01:34:53 CEST

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Oh, the Office Hours Live Patreon is where the hardcore nonsense is...he does a good Alex Jones impression lol 😹

2026-04-23 01:33:28 CEST

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Test worked...mebbe
I do know, however, that is the signal from the cat that
"your doom is loading, please wait a moment..."
https://image.nostr.build/8fb137e7807c1094cf2fcb6a688678b019dfc3d6c1cca033b77ea05a1e92b042.gif

2026-04-22 23:56:38 CEST

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Really? Have you not ever listened to his Office Hours podcast? 😂

2026-04-22 23:55:20 CEST

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I'd suggest using lemon juice, sour orange juice, or apple cider vinegar in place of the lime juice in the marinade, then reserve your half lime for the cilantro lime sauce.

2026-04-22 23:39:52 CEST

Hope everyone's having a better week than I am #catstr #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/53df01485ecc36f04965a1ebb21dc50de25fa84d843f7afc49795482629449ed.jpg

2026-04-22 23:31:15 CEST

Today's recipe is my Pollo a la Brasa (Peruvian Inspired Grilled Chicken) with spicy Lime & Cilantro sauce
Hope you enjoy!
https://image.nostr.build/3e985ad0206f92a40a50c421df3fef313d09be0641b4ca1579384cbd15ab007a.png
https://ketolish.us/pollo-a-la-brasa-peruvian-grilled-chicken/
#meatstr #cooking #foodstr #grillstr #lowcarbrecipes #chicken

2026-04-22 23:29:31 CEST

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bewtifool

2026-04-22 22:43:44 CEST

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I don't know. I'd ask @npub1lq5…sxx5

2026-04-22 17:46:19 CEST

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As long as governments don't regulate it, I don't care if they use it. I could have probably chosen a different word instead of "adoption"... but I don't know what word to use. I don't want govt to declare this currency as legal tender which would enable them to regulate it.
Bitcoin does not need mass adoption. Period.

2026-04-22 17:38:59 CEST

People who cheer for government & its military to adopt Bitcoin are effing redacts.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD-SOAKED, TYRANNICAL, PEDO-SUPPORTING MITTS OFF MY ANTI-GOVERNMENT/ANTI-BANK MONEY.
#nevent1q…cz2p

2026-04-22 16:08:01 CEST

Hiya nostr
I got straight to work and fromgot to say Gm!
Happy Wednesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/gbITcVliIdEAAAAC/good-morning-cat.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-22 04:52:38 CEST

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@npub15yp…mpcx

2026-04-21 16:32:09 CEST

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We do (only when it rains)
That means roughly 3 days of spring. About 1 week of fall...
And 5.5 months each, of either Hot AF or Winter

2026-04-21 16:30:44 CEST

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I use Mulvad

2026-04-21 15:46:43 CEST

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Fucking Google hates when you use a vpn
So does the post office website and other govt websites
I hate them all.

2026-04-21 15:43:35 CEST

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Gm!
It is spring, after all!

2026-04-21 15:42:08 CEST

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Anything is jam-able, if you're brave enough 👀

2026-04-21 15:36:25 CEST

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lol what an idiot

2026-04-21 14:32:09 CEST

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Lol
Gm

2026-04-21 14:30:52 CEST

Gm nostr
Happy Tuesday, everybody
https://media.tenor.com/RUp5Q0-VQzEAAAAC/cat-jump.gif
#Catstr

2026-04-20 22:40:12 CEST

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I didn't just tell them there's a new one
I did explain things
Carry on, I'm not posting my entire log of what I said to my twitter peeps

2026-04-20 22:39:12 CEST

It's been a Steely Dan kind of day https://image.nostr.build/05dc195999b79c56cc419b5c4cb7a6098389720cd48744b611fce542cd090c8f.png
#music #BJsTunez

2026-04-20 21:46:45 CEST

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Happy to. It's the same stuff I did on Twitter :)

2026-04-20 21:45:52 CEST

I do this almost weekly! Most people would rather stay in their weird social platforms and complain, or they just stop using them. There is almost no convincing them that nostr is a solution. Likely because they've heard it before, with other things coming out (ABC is better than XYZ). So it's just a matter of being exhausted from all of it. I'll be here if they ever change their minds.
#nevent1q…pdtj
https://image.nostr.build/6fb619c6e435e46c362082e4a7e863f9ecafc28e187a5c2629854cf1c16595fb.png

2026-04-20 21:43:39 CEST

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I'm just here posting my cooking, memes, anti-govt rants, and silly cat pics/GIFs 💜

2026-04-20 21:37:25 CEST

cc: @npub1hgv…9jnv because omg SPIDERRRRZ :POGGERS:😱
#nevent1q…94jy

2026-04-20 16:46:31 CEST

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You might not need to have Android auto activated when using it (I don't think)